Craig Ferguson 4/20/11A Late Late Show beginning & MONOLOGUE

[Svm777]

Bradley's "oh, no!" face was just awesome !

[ronnysoeberg]

Scandinavia being the happiest, yet we're all atheists.. How the hell are we this happy without jesus in our hearts? One would almost have to conclude that religion is silly.

[highrollin2]

Pretty sure Craig was thinking of, "Cock Being Sucked"

[teacherofcrazy]

hamlet reference-sheesh i love this man

[Protagonistinfluence]

sweden was nine, norway was 3rd...

[kortazar27]

In that case, Obama was born in Poland, somewhere around Słupsk.

[notthere83]

actually... if more people in the US would be against bombing the shit out of other countries, they might just move up the ladder... waging wars isn't exactly a source of happiness.

and nooo, not commercials, i want to hear more about kierkegaard! -_-

[DevoidOfStars]

Creepy Belly Scratchers

[V2Blast]

Craig's balls sag!

[V2Blast]

Craig's balls suck?

[HoppyNinja]

Haven't seen Bradley without gold paint for a while now xD

[WOW9521]

Is Craig serious about the CBS contest? Cuz' I got an pretty AWSOME one that I was going to tweet.

[Wolvenfire86]

CBS: Can't be serious. As is "They can't be serious, hiring Craig."

LOL, jk. I love you Craig.

[CrunchyFutons]

lmaoo chad!

[Skinscorcher999]

CBS: C**k Biting Sucubi

[fejic]

so Obama was born in Poland? hahhhah

[JeremyBarandela]

When he said that, the first thing I thought about was CBS: Corporate Brothel Service. I blame Geoff

[Emorkia]

BEST LENO IMPRESSION EVER!!!!!!!

[zombiejock]

CBS= C Bull Shit 

[kansaskickwizard]

cbs = creepy bonerpill salesman

[DoctorAJSOB]

I'm pretty sure he would've said it on TV if it weren't strictly banned by the FCC...so you can guess...CBS

By the way, The Classy/ Continual BS joke was made years ago or at least once on this show

[gulllars]

Corporate Bull S#!7

[SwimFan7676]

CBS: Creatively Bankrupt Snorefest (except Craig that is)

[Stikasasn]

Corporate Back Stabbers

[kubek]

Anyone knows what he said cbs stand for?

[rivethead2007]

"Craig Beds Skeleton"

[PatrickiosYao]

CBS - carrottop's barking spider.

[knightni73]

Columbia Broadcasting System

[shadowex6999]

cbs- crappy bieber songs

[soulcornflake1]

You want to give a Stoner a present? Just tell them to meet you at 4 o'clock to get it. You won't see them for several months.

[cookiesluvkreme]

CBS = See, BS!

[OcularPolitics]

good to see that gold paint off of ya Bradley... XD

[z1000hoon]

CBS- Chad Best Sidekick!

[trumper316]

CBS-Creepy Bastard Station!

[Tortilla4ever]

CBS - Craig Ferguson Aweosme

[KeswickPinhead]

CBS: Clearly Bull Shit

CBS: Cannibal Butt Smell

CBS: Corrosive British Selebrity...poetic license.

[Cidique]

Yeeeeeaaaaah! A Denmark monologue! Only took 5-6 years :D Also, funny note: In Denmark, we have an island called 'Lolland'.

[ViciousSeacow]

what the hell??! they got the paint of Bradley?

[2007pepsilover]

Chad 4 president

[LarsUlrichFan1988]

Hm ... I would go for "CBS - CockBangingSuckers!"

[trew9710]

@LarsUlrichFan1988 what is worst than crusty ball sac?

[o0Theresa0o]

CBS - Crusty Ball Sac

CBS - Cock'n'Ball Sucking

CBS - Craig Buys Stuff

CBS - Craig Brings Shows

CBS - Clearly, Bull Shit

Yea... I can't think of anything really good.

[ConQuistador86]

it really hurts seeing Germany called New Jersey on that map.. No offense! ;-)

[Maziyar]

The C is for comedy and the BS speaks for itself.

[nikatori]

@Maziyar Craig actually said this is one of this monologues years ago.

[RespectedE2W]

@Maziyar i think sounds better as Comedic Bull Shit

[rockeur411]

Fast

[Nuttpie]

Thanks Mal! May Geoff's eyes ever shine upon you!