Sure laugh now but when we are sent back into the stone age by Asteroid Toutatis Dave will be deflecting stone spears and arrowheads and your emaciated body will be spinning on his rotisserie long after you starved to death because nothing grows when ash completely blocks out the sun!
have you considered an entire series about the flap? that flap is a STAR!
besides silencing cell phones and crushing cans, flaps have hundreds of uses... incubating a fallen robin's egg? sneaking a donut into the theater? soothing a tot to sleep? hiding granny's needlepoint? lord, i could go on all day...
glad to hear that!! trust me, that flap will take you far. if you got it, flaunt it!
being a nurse i have seen hundreds of flaps. you wouldn't believe it, but sometimes, a flap will grow from another and so forth. seems everyone is looking to get one or two these days. and truthfully, yours is a rather dainty flap compared to the rest.
man, thats nothing, i crush cans with my fourth chin, beat that...lol.... oh and yeah everytime i watch one of youre videos, and i mean EVERYTIME, theres a guy that starts his comment with "say conal...", its funny as shit. cool vid man :D
The level of creativity in this latest offering was top shelf in both outrageous humor as well as social commentary. The simplicity and directness made this production all the more entertaining and thought-provoking. With colorful imagery and sound effects,this showcase ranks among the finest examples of sketch comedy and dialogue exchanges. That can crushing looked as though it might have smarted. Many thanks for sharing this belly laugh.
i dig guys this big...and smashing the can with your belly was realy sexy.
you know...i folow your videos every day..for lots of months now...and some time ago i begin having dreams with you at night from time to time...not all so erotic...but very curious.
Ha! Nice work. Short and to the point! Hey, there are lots of ladies who dig the hefty dudes! Believe it! Your post-production/editing skills are looking better with each new video! Keep up the good work, I'm gonna forwards this to some folks. A fan with BIL (Big Irish Legs) in Bay City, G.C.Kirkland
FUCKING GREATNESS MAN! i can do that also - i am part of that club - the new "can crusher big boy club"? the heaviest has to be leader - i go an even 3 hun i am sure there is bigger that watch these amazing videos - actually you have to be the leader due to the video so boss i shall join the crew - holla yo.
damn that guy on the right is hot
w8lftr 1 month ago
that is FREAKIN impressive big fella! you pack an awesome belly!
ClimbTheScale 1 year ago
Sure laugh now but when we are sent back into the stone age by Asteroid Toutatis Dave will be deflecting stone spears and arrowheads and your emaciated body will be spinning on his rotisserie long after you starved to death because nothing grows when ash completely blocks out the sun!
illustriouschin 1 year ago
COOL
ThePatibuble 1 year ago
Marry a Filipina... they love fat white guys.
AnotherAgnostic 2 years ago
LMFAO.
3slimdog 2 years ago
lolz :D
mattimus00matt 2 years ago
lol! o dear XD
heissekatze89 2 years ago
HEY!! If you're all gonna talk about it, call it what it is! its not a flap, its not a fold, its a FLESH APRON and its AWESOME!!! >:D
BOO-YA!
cosmoline626 2 years ago 3
have you considered an entire series about the flap? that flap is a STAR!
besides silencing cell phones and crushing cans, flaps have hundreds of uses... incubating a fallen robin's egg? sneaking a donut into the theater? soothing a tot to sleep? hiding granny's needlepoint? lord, i could go on all day...
mizkatie82 2 years ago
It's funny you should leave the "sneaking a donut into the theater" as a suggestion. We really have discussed it's usefulness in smuggling:)
A good topic for a future video....:)
ConalCochran 2 years ago
glad to hear that!! trust me, that flap will take you far. if you got it, flaunt it!
being a nurse i have seen hundreds of flaps. you wouldn't believe it, but sometimes, a flap will grow from another and so forth. seems everyone is looking to get one or two these days. and truthfully, yours is a rather dainty flap compared to the rest.
mizkatie82 2 years ago
"dainty"....we'll have to work on that;)
You leave the best comments.
ConalCochran 2 years ago
Now that is a talent that can get you some real poontang.
DEACONAP4LOVE 2 years ago
the flap- gods gift to those who like to eat, thank you lord.
history1979 3 years ago
Hahaha i love it XD
I wish i could do that!
XD
Take car bro haha you
are the best ;D
KevnDahhh 3 years ago
man, thats nothing, i crush cans with my fourth chin, beat that...lol.... oh and yeah everytime i watch one of youre videos, and i mean EVERYTIME, theres a guy that starts his comment with "say conal...", its funny as shit. cool vid man :D
kurtc0841n 3 years ago 3
Say
Conal...
The level of creativity in this latest offering was top shelf in both outrageous humor as well as social commentary. The simplicity and directness made this production all the more entertaining and thought-provoking. With colorful imagery and sound effects,this showcase ranks among the finest examples of sketch comedy and dialogue exchanges. That can crushing looked as though it might have smarted. Many thanks for sharing this belly laugh.
Peace,
Max
stewballmax2 3 years ago
you dudes crack my ass up!!
great job, Mr ;-)
pammygirl44 3 years ago
hey did you really crush the can? if you did that is awsome.
COOLFAN12 3 years ago
i dig guys this big...and smashing the can with your belly was realy sexy.
you know...i folow your videos every day..for lots of months now...and some time ago i begin having dreams with you at night from time to time...not all so erotic...but very curious.
i realy love what you guys do...
a kiss.
minanguelova 3 years ago
I always enjoy your videos.
spock8585 3 years ago
TheDARKHAUS 3 years ago
Hey, thanks A LOT for the support, man! I really appreciate you forwarding it your friends.
Hope you're enjoying your weekend!
ConalCochran 3 years ago
did you really crush the can
dommovieguy 3 years ago
FUCKING GREATNESS MAN! i can do that also - i am part of that club - the new "can crusher big boy club"? the heaviest has to be leader - i go an even 3 hun i am sure there is bigger that watch these amazing videos - actually you have to be the leader due to the video so boss i shall join the crew - holla yo.
Great work dudes.
Mike
cryptopsyamon 3 years ago
No need for a sledgehammer anymore.
Mentallyawake568 3 years ago
I gotta try that. And as long as your big all over I'm sure you have no problem with the ladies. :D
Noyjeetut 3 years ago