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  • I just found the whole butterfly flower thing so cute. It kind of looks like tulio only likes her looks but I think he really cares about her.

  • 4:41 CON CUNT WTF

  • 4:17 my orgasm face LOL

  • I'm OK! *ultimate death rock foot crush* I'm Still OK!!

  • The chief handled it MUCH better than tzekel kan :0

  • "I'm still ok!!

  • i love how ppl look way to much into things

  • Wait so High priest Dude could feel when the horse kicks him in the eye, but is impervious to being submerged in boiling hot Lava?

  • Haha at 3:56 how the hell did tzekel Kahn pull the book from under his clothing there?? XD

  • im ok! *cat steps on guy*..im still ok!! lol

  • Aw c'mon Tulio, BROS BEFORE HOES >:C

  • im confused....is tulio a real god? you know the whole thing with the volcano earlier in the movie?

  • @StarcloudOfHeartclan

    No, it was just a coincidence that happened.

  • I like how in this movie the natives speak perfect English

  • @universitychicgirl : I think, since Tulio and Miguel are from Spain, they're actually speaking Spanish. As for the natives, they speak Spanish as well. The only difference would a minor accent. Unless, of course, they started speaking Spanish after the Spanards took over. But ignore that. The main thing is, they're both speaking Spanish, but they translated it into English for us to understand.

  • 2:37 and 2:54

    she looks nude when she holds the plate...

  • Their scream.. LOL, they scream like little girls! :'D

  • What does he say at 1:53?

  • @UnitedJam He says "to err is human".. its a quote that Miguel used earlier in the film, basically, people make mistakes. But its a hint that he knows that Miguel and Tulio aren't really gods

  • @UnitedJam I think he says, "There is human." Relating it to Miguel...

  • Dammit, why couldn't this have been a Disney movie? This would have made a great world in Kingdom Hearts...

  • where did chiefy suddenly get a cigar? lol

  • I'm OK! *crush* I'm still OK!....

  • wow what a manly scream

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  • 0:52 and look at thii~iiss...heew x)

  • 0:20 Love the chief with a huge cigar lol

  • Where does the crazy priest keep hiding that book?

  • And is it just me, or is Tulio drinking in a very pedo way at 5:13? >_<

  • Crazy High Priestess: "Hmmm..... It needs more... Body!"

    *He pushes his servant into the demonic broth*

    That's a pretty sick, twisted.....pun, would you say it is? Or paradox? O_O?

  • @XxLoverScarletxX It's a pun. A paradox is completely different.

  • @XxLoverScarletxX Lol that's called irony XD

  • @XxLoverScarletxX how is that a paradox?

  • 5:37 oh how manry, only the manryest of men scream like that!

  • the long up and down thing.. XD

  • Tulio is so tall!

  • am i the only one that thinks the evil dudes changing scene was really cool?

  • A vary manly scream yes

  • Tulio "Get Chel out of here"

    That's a real man <3

  • ok how does no one question the fact that the chief is smoking a cigar... in a civilization that doesnt seem to have any tabbacco whatsoever

  • lol that kid does you better than you do!

  • 6:10 Shadow of the Colossus 2

    Now with multiplayer.

  • does anyone else think that the chef knows the truth about Tulio and Miguel?!!!1

  • @Terrablack well he does say "hey, to error is human" :P

  • @Terrablack Yeah, he does know. He Knew from the beggining when Tzekel-Kan wanted mass sacrifices and Miguel and Tulio are against it.... i think he figured to keep the scam going was a way to save his people, like any good chief would... it fits in line with the culture too... High priests were rulers in a Theocratic society.. if they want a load of people dead they just said the gods demanded it...

  • @Terrablack yeah he knew. but his kindness was the point, i guess. :)

  • @Terrablack ya cause he probably saw the blood too

  • look scared. SCREAM!!

  • Does anyone else feel deprived of a kick-ass villain song?

  • @9NightmareEyes9 I do. :(

  • they scream like girls

  • Cant get enough of this XD

    5:37

  • a horse cannot hold three fully grown people at once

  • @herpderp437 Cartoon horses are bosses though XD I get your point though

  • 3:50 I could watch over and over again LOLOL

  • 4:01 oh dang. you did it now. you unleashed hell. the apocalypse is finally here. and it's all your fault!

  • why does the image keep vibrating?

  • I'm Ok!

    *smashed by paw

    I'm still ok!

  • no-matter how many times i watch it, when you see grown men squeal like little girl, it ALWAYS funny!!

  • Pause at 0:31

    Cheif Tenebuq: "That's why weed never helps."

  • does anybody else lawl when they hear tzekl khan (sp?) say divinity?

  • Tulio: Over here you big suckel khan cunt

    Thought this was dreamworks c: ?

  • 5:37 THAT'S THE MOST MANLY THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

  • "To err is human..."

    HOLY CRAP! I DIDN'T CATCH THAT WHEN I SAW IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG!!

  • Is the chief Edward James Olmos?

  • "We're partners!" "Big plans in the other world, huh?" OH THE HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT

  • @elvaryawho85

    if ya didn't knew it yet, in the original script, they were a couple

    (cuteness)

  • FACT: The settlers introduced tobacco to the natives! So the Chief would NOT be holding a cigar!!!

  • @mylife72410 natives smoked weeds way before petty settlers.

  • @mylife72410 unless he's smokin' weed. maybe thats why he's so chill

  • @mylife72410 no the northern native americans introduced it to the first settlers

  • thats one big kitty!

  • Best part was when they screamed like girla

  • The girl screams STILL make me laugh!

  • 3:43-3:50 ....lol

    

  • LMAO 5:44 "divinity" hahaha

  • ''Im Okay!'' *gots stomped* ''Im still okay!'' Hahah made me laugh badly.

  • 7:46 Tzekel-Kan's voice is very close the voice of Zira from Lion King II

  • Lol that horse in el dorado is too funny!! His shocked expression is so hilarious and looks just like the horse in beauty and the beast!! Lol and I love tulio and Chel together too!

  • lol 5:38 girlie scream

  • 3:15 the horses face lol

  • 5:33 BEST.

  • Funny how characters like Chell always manage ( no matter what peril they're in) to cover themselves decently. ;)

  • the best cartoon for el dorado is peppero

  • i think that cat thing could potentionally give me nightmares....

  • i like how in the ancient city of El Dorado they still have air quotes

  • " Im ok!!!!" *step!!!* "Im still ok!" lol

  • 5:37

    OMG LOL!

  • bros before hoes Tulio..wowww

  • epic girly scream!! :D

  • LOL! 5:36

  • 3:17 THAT FAAACCEE 8D

  • yo

    this isnt disney, its dreamworks

  • @WishingGoldfish106 oh shit. now i look stupid >.>

  • @WishingGoldfish106 Well I believe Disney and Dreamworks work together ^^.

  • LOL at the little umbrella in the concotion

  • Gett'in suasay

  • those screams. effing awesome.

  • 5:37

    XDDD

  • Just noticed the Chief is toting a massive Winston Churchill sized stogie. Lad.

  • "I'm okay!" *STOMP* "I'm still okay!" lol Oh Disney...

  • Where in the world did the cheif get a cigar from.

  • @jimmy88ere He's just tight like that

  • I'm okay STOMP*** I'm still okay!!! LOL

  • I'M OK... BHAMMM " I'M STILL OK"

  • I love the way altivo's mouth just wide open lol

  • Which one do you think had the higher girl scream?

  • @5Mariner miguel XD

  • Where in the 1500's at the new world di the chief get a cigar

  • @criminalgosling12

    Tobacco has existed for quite some time in the Americas, as far back as the late 1400's. It was used for ritual purposes - shamanic and spiritual. It became popular with the European Settlers who grew it commercially and used it as a trade item.

  • @Bluebelle9289

    well thank you for that brief history lesson that answers my question lol

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  • 6:32 That hurt her.

  • the cheif reminds me of this one guy from lilo and stitch

  • 6:34 wtf Dreamworks >_>

  • I tottaly forgot about the girl scream....i el oh el'd

  • @Greatdictator el oh el'dorado'd xD

  • IM OK!!!!!

    *stomp*

    Im still ok.

  • OMG the horse's face is too good XDD

  • the guard reminds me of pacha from emperors new groove...

  • love 5:36 haha, so man-ly

  • They make out. O.o

  • ya gotta love the horse's face when he catches them making out.....it's like

    o.o

    O.o

    O.O

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  • i swear to god at 6.40 he says 'you big zeclecan cunt'

  • @MegaGeorgiarose

    He says "cat."

  • 1:55 what did he say?

  • @Icecream0monster To error is human

  • @Icecream0monster He says "To err is human", err meaning to make a mistake or error. He was telling Miguel that humans make mistakes, showing he knew Miguel wasn't a god.

  • "I'm okay!"

    *smash*

    "I'm still okay!"

  • i love how she does the head thing. "oh, like you don't want me to go to spain."

  • how about we forget the plan? hmmm -awesomeface- XD

  • So, a horse kicking the giant stone jaguar in the eye hurts the bad guy, but said giant stone jaguar falling in molten lava doesnt bother him? WTF lol

  • :55 lol he just doesnt want to leave huh??

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  • 6:05 - 6:08

    Guard: I'm Okay! :D

    *Gets stepped on*

    I'm Still Okay! :D

    Me:ROFL!!!

  • I just love that girly scream they make XD

  • The way he said "divinity" cracked me the fuck up

  • I think that the chief acually knew that they weren't really gods. Perhaps even knew about the 'other world'. Also, does anyone think the priest guy and the chief are brothers or somethings? They kinda act like brothers that kinda went seperate ways and like to try and do better then the other..o.o

  • @kelkeybunny you know, I think you're right. I think he knew but didn't say anything because he knew his people needed them to be gods.

  • @kelkeybunny the only reason i can think of about how he didn't care that they werent gods, but decided it was cool because of how much good tulio and miguel have done for them :) I love this movie

  • @kelkeybunny I agree.It definitely seems like that now that you mention it.

  • @kelkeybunny the chief i think knew from earlier on, as for brothers, no. see they both have different views on how things should be done. the chief seems to prefer living in the now and enjoying life where as the priest is about pleasing the divine

  • @kelkeybunny or not the very least he thinks they are very like people, if he thought they were normal people they would probably wound't give them so much gold

  • your not a god

    sound familiar

    You gave me riged dice

  • man: I'm ok. (gets steped on) I'm still ok

  • i have never laughed so much in my life as i did at 5:38 :')

  • @TheLuvableLiberty

    Oh I know that funny girl laugh they had! Too funny!

  • Poor Megel..

  • The chief is so chill.

  • My bad- does the chief know that Miguel is not a good? Because Miguel says my mistake and the chief says to error is human...

  • @CharlieTeeCee no i think ur right. like as a kid i never noticed, but i think the king really did know he was human. aslo explains y he was so shocked when miguel starts flying near the end

  • @CharlieTeeCee He's known for a while, but they got rid of Khan, so, no big deal.

  • Does the Cheif know that Mingue

  • I laughed so hard i peed!!!! when they screamed

  • @Adeliesekellysa I forget the lyricist, but elton john and the backstreet boys performed the songs

  • Lol, he likes his potion with a mini umbrella

  • hey, maybe this is a stupid question but who wrote the music for this movie? is it by any chance Hans Zimmer, because the music sounds an awfull lot like the music from pirates. atleast that's what I think

  • @adeliesekellysa Elton John wrote the Music.

  • in Sweden the guy who do the voice to Tzekel-Khan

    also do the voice to Scar from the lion king.

  • @violatormelms That fits :D

  • You know, with this magic Tzekel-Kan could've protected the town from Cortes' army.

  • i love the giant jaguar :]

  • Cool looking Jaguar statue

  • 3:15 priceless!!!!

  • Every time I look at the fat guy I think he should be singing 'Over the Rainbow'.....:D

  • "Forget Miguel... Well, forget Tulio", Ha, a fight between two guys always is because of the girl! xD

  • I Love That Horse!!

  • Best manly scream ever

  • @Dancer4eva111897 i laughed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at that.

  • what does the chief say to miguel about humans? i cant tell.

  • @yakarifire pretty sure he says to err is human

  • You are not gods!

    ...... YOURE NOT A GOD?!

  • 3.06 LoL

  • The Funniest part 5:37 :D

  • 5:37

  • Can you The Road to El Dorado in finnish?

  • LOL the chief is smoking a cigar like a bamf.