south park guy who trys to kill himself

[DrunkenCoward1]

"I don't have a place for all my stuff!"

George Carlin. How delightful.

[witchhunter501]

this is why god mode was banned

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

This is not realistic at all, lawls!

[JBdogg7]

DONT USE A 9MM. use a 50. lol

[Paladir100]

One of the first episodes I ever saw.

[Galactis]

Chaaaaaaange!

[NoISwear]

Can anyone give some change ? xD

[catvoca]

Internet box!!

[TheRacistsMustDie]

I don't understand how people can fail at that. You put it at the temple, you pull the trigger, you are dead.

[KVasCel8139]

He should have put the pistol in his mouth at a 90 degree angle. Would have been the best angle for a nice clean shot through the central vortex, which would have instantly put him to sleep. But he failed miserably by shooting himself and missing vital organs 10 TIMES!!!!

[Moppy1988]

@daleva187goligo Screenshotted and put on my wall of fame. You are painfully stupid.

[daleva187goligo]

how come he couldnt die?

[dtanobo]

@daleva187goligo I think cause he kept on missing vital organs

[JakTheRusher]

...and this is the history of how he founds out that he is chuck norris

[TheWayshowerTube]

I fantasize about this. Now I can look at it yes.

[DartLuke]

Brains.... Oh sorry, change......

[PizzaisNOTpie]

Your cheek doesn't have any important organs dumbass.  -____-

[smithjohn134]

@skillsforever1 Fuck you.

[gathersteel]

well he is definitely from the fight club universe :)

[DoctorChaos]

hey guys.... got any change?

[drikke123]

@DoctorChaos KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[BlackHawk29458]

God mode+pistol= damn it....

[TheDrBigM]

Thumbs up if u have seen this episode!

[legdera]

@TheDrBigM I'm a south park nerd, iv'e seen them all... even the banned ones

[MrVinushka]

"Sorry to take the easy way out ..."

[skillsforever1]

This nigga has a glock 17

[Spystreak]

the whole time he was probably thinking "I should have used a shotgun for this"

[generalsamfisher]

It's hard to watch you struggle..

[Musicboy315]

It's a suicide tape!!!!!!

[mrliampep5i]

mabye he shouldnt have shot himself in the mouth and balls then

[r0flz0r5]

forgot to take off god mode

[TheSandy1078]

that would hurt

[olgasementsova]

what ep?

[harryasbak]

@olgasementsova The ep of Them where ''Calafornia is the right place for the homeless'' not sure hope it hellps im not sure

[thomsboys77]

@olgasementsova Night of the liveing homeless

[alex29464]

that douche sure dies hard

[KnockUrBack]

Lol "i wouldn't want to kill my brother when he was breaking all my shit" comments.

Because you fucking would.

[Raylet2]

He should be a bank robber, or join the army lol

[HeartOfInsanity]

this is what i want to happen to my brother

but longer and more painfull

[Raylet2]

@HeartOfInsanity why?

[HeartOfInsanity]

@Raylet2 lets see:

broke my copy od mw3

broke my copy of waw

broke my copy of black ops

and is just an asshole

[iLeviathan]

@HeartOfInsanity Stupid and a troll.

[HeartOfInsanity]

@iLeviathan you put up with him for a day and you would have the same thoughts

[iLeviathan]

@HeartOfInsanity No, I would not kill my brother for breaking my CD. You are a dumb ass.

[mdakotac]

@HeartOfInsanity Who really cares those games suck ass. Unless the game makes Kim Kardashian come out of the tv and give out free blow jobs then you are an over reacting cry baby.

[HeartOfInsanity]

@mdakotac You may insult me, but if you were in my shoes, watching as he destroys your possesions, you would be full of heatred as well

[HeartOfInsanity]

@mdakotac hatred*

[mdakotac]

@HeartOfInsanity No CoD licks balls

[OilyTower]

What is this? A convention arranged by Chester A bum?

[Toxicgoth]

I honestly pissed my self laughing at this part. I never smoked weed and watched this again...

[MINECRAFT9067]

you must have a bad cramu

[JohnDarkSyde]

This is the best south park episode

[Xfire161]

i know why he wont die because theres no room in heven or hell so god wont let him die XD

[24obito24]

lol he has more lifes than a cat looooool

[ghosterkim]

south park chuck norris ? xD

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

lol, i remember this episode, i frist saw it, i literally started crying and laughing as hell, for like an hour xD

[drewsapb]

From which series is the episode??

[Golordgamer101]

no gun born of woman shall harm thee :)

[LolCCJ]

0:50 = borat

[thedex050]

Im gonna try this at home! :D

[TommixTin]

maximilien robespierre

[LaughingTombstone]

your not doing it right, let cartman help

[En4c3rRezn0v]

it took 10 bullets to kill himself that is just retarded

[ADM1253]

@En4c3rRezn0v not really, people have surived more than that

[ZuluCatsTheMispeller]

He's a white 50 cent

[fernandopox]

I laughed so hard when I first watched this.

[ktockly]

next time aim for the head xD gawwwd

[wiggs333]

come down...to my LABOOOTARTOORY

[thatusmmaguy]

@TheBarns95 Depends on the gun. If it's a .45 then it would only carry 7 rounds, so it would be too many. If it's 9mm, it would carry 15 rounds, so it wouldn't be.

[TheEXpothead]

night of the living homeless XD that episode rocks xD

[killacole18]

Thats Chuck Norris's brother.

[DarkAliG]

what episode of what season?

[milonopuff]

This is by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen on tv

[Alterego912]

That guy has a very high threshold for bullets

[IMTHEYELLOWDEVIL]

WHY!WONT!YOU!DIE!!

[MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

As if you cut it off there

[halow1alone]

who TRIES

[john11719]

That guy's mysterion!

Just kidding...

[satellite277]

this episode is night of the living homeless

[newbrood87]

WHY WONT I DIE !

[YovilleEmmyYCS]

1st try: Not dead 2nd try: STILL NOT DEAD! 3rd try: STILL NOT DEAD 4th try: STILL NOT DEAD *BLEEP* 5th try: STILL NOT DEAD 100th try: Finally dead

[kelpie555]

@YovilleEmmyYCS oh wait...damn still alive

[madmanslullaby1]

o_o

if this is the easy way out i hate to see the hard way

[ElectroKiller01]

@madmanslullaby1 That was the point of the whole joke .. GOD 

[madmanslullaby1]

@ElectroKiller01 ironic, isnt it?

think about it!

[ElectroKiller01]

@madmanslullaby1 How should i know that this is ironic .. it sounded more like you don't have a sense of humor .. but who cares actually !

[thewwefan57]

12 shots WTF

[munamies9]

So what´s the hard way out  ;o

[TheConker777]

what is this epsiode called



[thewwefan57]

@TheConker777 night of the living homeless

[TheConker777]

@thewwefan57 thank you

[Commando1703]

@TheConker777 night of the living homeless

[TheWinner1001]

I never thought you could suck at dying

[Reloaded90times]

fucking HITMAKERS!

[ebayman2]

This kinda of happened in real life. A Nazi officer was thought a traitor and the other Nazis came to kill him so he shot himself in the head missed the brain shot himself again an missed then he was hanged pretty sad

[PumaTheEvil]

I counted how many times he shot himself. He shot himself 8 times and he's still alive.

[Zswordwielder]

@PumaTheEvil i Think it was 9 shots....lol how many times did 50.cent got shot??

[PumaTheEvil]

@Zswordwielder I think 6?

[Zswordwielder]

@PumaTheEvil Poor bastard.

[PumaTheEvil]

@Zswordwielder Heh.

[cl1pco]

0:14 - 0:41 hahahahahahahahah

[babiarmy]

Chaaange!

[ognimoddd]

this guys a tank

[Torterra625]

That's the "easy" way out?

[Metepunk]

is not the Dawn of the homeless? xD

[ILoveEpicMusic]

0:13 Suicide scene from "Fight Club". 0_o

[Hsmgirl97]

he should get some tips from Kenny :D

[Tha1LifeKid]

@Hsmgirl97 actually he needs his coat

[brankoivojo]

@JesusPeices then give them a handfull of poo and run :D

[brankoivojo]

you could also just give them like 10 cents and run

[xNinjanxZZx]

Your hypercam is unregistered

[callumdcommunist]

Change?

[UltraPatrik]

this guy is kenny grown up

[Supirior12]

if you want to kill your self just be right above kenny

[gamacichi]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamacichi]

8 shots 8 fails

[drogonax]

idiot you point it at your brain not your face

[tjh2022]

WOWwowWowWOW ,this guy just cant die,he is a retardddd!!!!!!!!!!!

[droolingg]

ouch

[halow1alone]

man who TRYS to kill himself xd

[BloodyDragonStudios]

hidan?

[ravage657]

Last Scene was "put a little change?...Change? and then Randy shoots him in the head"

[hotpopcorncake]

episo is this?

[010Lindsay]

@hotpopcorncake "The night of the living homeless" I think... :D

[hotpopcorncake]

@010Lindsay thanks

[BenFosterism]

he shot himself in heart and brain the idiot! Should always know to go for the kneecap!

[SomeTotalRandom]

did he died

[XxXxlethalartXxXx]

WOW i didn't know you could suck at dying

[Ps3Rolls]

this is so funyy, but it is jokeing obut homeless

[milllionaiire]

i think this might be the best episode ever

[thatusmmaguy]

After the sixth or seventh shot, I'd be like fuck it, I'll just live.

[robby102938]

@thatusmmaguy yea.. with a fucking colander as head.

[nyc914]

@thatusmmaguy ....yea really lol

[144Slaya]

I know I wasn't that lucky...

[GIRAIDY]

why do people allways fuck up the punch lines or the good ending lines?!?!?!

[Tgamedude]

Is he dead now?

Lol hes dead

[MrOwnedxx]

O.o'



[VideoKingRocksAlot]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwch

[acdcXrock089]

yeahh TRIES to kill himself xD

[XOteddiursaOX]

omg its kenny in the future

[anemiefan0621]

suicide fail!!!!

[MarshiMYG64]

It's sad when even death does not want you...

Still this is fucking hilarious!

[MagnetRobot97]

must have had painkiller on

[M0STWANTEDSP]

LOL

[Garrus1995]

Suicide really isn't painless.

[999museftw]

that must be so brutal. wait how did he live from that

[zombiegunsmith]

is that even possible to live through. i know the human body can live through so strange shit.

[MaleBosszz]

Man this guy is a tank.

[starocean247]

This dude could survive if he was in Call of Duty xD

[toast1594]

Change?!

[sdragonlol]

they took ur house!

dadudadu!

[kordulus]

So i got the ads taken off youtube but now they only show videos of llamas..but i LOVE llamas so i quit my job to watch them 24/7..but with no ads,youtube has gone bankrupt..now their sponders are at my doorstep punching my windows out asking for change,thing is i don't have a job anymore so i don't have any cash either..soon they'll cut my electricity off and the only thing i'll be watching is the wall..no more llamas..i can't live without my llamas..anyone got any change? spare change? anyone?

[tightasfool]

Spare Change?

[burnsy96]

So thats where Treyarch got their inspiration for Black Ops from

[shinigamijuuichi]

wait, when he first shoots himself, the gun is aimed at the side of his head. but when they show the bullet hole, its in his cheeks.

[Bunomous]

@shinigamijuuichi well yea bullets go through your body

[butters83chick]

one word: hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Nachyou888]

Change, chaaaaaange

[DGneoseeker1]

@Beamster420 Can you get me one? I hate babies.

Seriously though, the Calico Arms weapons nearly all have the 100 round magazine. Like the M950

[epicgamer227]

night of bums or something

[xChessmaster]

Haha ''The easy way'' Don't look so easy.