Japanese Train Pusher

[StratoPL]

I"m interested what happens when the doors open... :D BANZAIIIII !!!!

[DrMbongoNdenge]

Perfect..

[adrsya]

i hope they all have to get out at the same station.

[SCAFelipe]

not bad.

[breanneburtch]

well atleast you know if the train derails people aren't going to be killed being thrown around

[yelloyo]

I find this both erotic and seducing.

[koolkat4U]

It's hard to believe people don't die of suffocation in there. Are they being transported to labour camps?

[EllysaE]

wtf

[branbello]

Why dont they just add another car to the train?

[TheOptimalmale]

@branbello because that is alot more money, not only for the car but also the fuel, the stronger engine and quite frankly the time it would take to make sure that extra car is connected and fully operational

[grmskid]

A normal day in Japan.

[albertdiones]

ok, where's @adrastea99 comment

[lomtadzeguranda]

ვაიმე საწყლები :(

[Josue166]

How do I get an application for this job?

[BashkirGirl]

Oh, mein Gott! Verrueckt!

[Skrileks]

What a shitty life ...

[RaybornButtercups]

meanwhile in Japan...

[MeMagicalPie]

Err... Isn't this the same things with the phone booths? ._.

[gingerharibo1]

mm cosy . . . imagine if someone dropped a stink bomb

[LaBamba690]

Yeah, let's defund Planned Parenthood and kill all those gawd damn godless people who're trying to slow down human population growth.

[iMasaneAmaha]

They need bigger trains dude...

[tonyweter]

I PRETTY WONDER WHETHER IT IS EFFICIENT AT ALL. THE TIME WHEN THE PUSHERS PUSH THE PASSENGERS IS ENOUGH FOR ANOTHER TRAIN ARRIVING.

[hamo804]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[OlikaLilly]

No f...... way!



[leannarybizzle]

Did you know they kill dolphins too? yeah. Sons of bitches.

[wykydtron40551]

@leannarybizzle the dolphins probably deserved it

[hugojwz]

Off to auzwitz.

[282myname]

no one wanna go home late....

[reyantm]

WTF.... like bucks of fish

[MikehhxD]

How do people get out????

[thodther]

@MikehhxD dead i guess!

[MikehhxD]

@thodther They Need Oxygen Masks :O

[345ezze]

lol it will be good place to fuck up women though push and the dick is forward

[VigilanteAgumon]

Looks like a typical day in the L Train in New York.

[VzVegeta]

And I thought NY was bad

[Callofbooty02]

Spastic asians

[leocyh123]

Japan is a hilarious country

[AmazingTaquitos]

On the bright side you probably have no need to sit down the others will hold you up :D

[SEAWEEDER1]

I think i will send my wifes fat arse friend there cause it's the only way she's gonna get touched up by a man.

[2011Stefanos]

what if an accident happens? or a fire? stupid stupid stupid!

[2011Stefanos]

yikes! It must be hard when you have to get off at youre station later :P

[MultiRanger88]

@2011Stefanos i wonder how u get off the train when the doors are full of people who want to go somewhere else

[Forgeable]

Japan: Fat people not allowed.

[hypno159753]

and then you fart =)

[fuytwtf]

this is not tokyo. trains are tokyo can get very crowded but this is unreal, even japanese people go WTF

[DZdiode]

why?

[jayeol]

fail

[Cancer98765]

LMFAO

[krackherback]

lol wtf

[f0myu]

I'm Japanese but feel its terrible. when did it happen? I think this is around 1990s. Im not sure tho......

[anoare531]

ここまで無理やり押し込むのは初めて見た

2~3人死んだんじゃないか?

[simisonka]

omg this is very dangerous.. what happens if someone gets sick?? or how much air is in the train?? :SSS

[MalchikBlue]

No wonder sexual harassment rates are so high on Japanese transportations. They literally force someone's dick up your ass.

[GermanVitus]

lol yob

[parasoldat66]

@KingdomPears Your fucked...

[yunFILX]

is there anybody die ?

[asdfylk]

OMG

[TheEndProject]

My grandfather had to travel in the same way to Dachau, but it took him not 20 mins but 3 days...

[George32027]

@TheEndProject :/

[batesblazin]

is this a joke?

[SuperAlexrios]

wtf i cant believe 

[MrMartymart]

Sardines have it better! Jeez!

[marinkaeffer]

I think it's hurts

[avengedguy]

They should adapt like the people in India did, on top of the train, who cares one train in India goes with 40 km / hour and the ones in Japan with 200 ? details...details...

[elsoda]

i am soooo high right now and all ur comments are making lol watching this video....lol...

[Vinsanity15814]

is this a fuckin joke

[morningstarscrew]

@Vinsanity15814 No. It's real. Very real. I'm Japanese btw.

[sherazuki]

lol how do you get off?

[TheFayul]

it would be akward if someone farted

[hennsinn1]

ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｊｏｋｅ

[Owaisehsan]

damn..perverts haven

[hanfei650]

dude ill b grabing so much ass haha

[aorsuay]

รถไฟแตกมั้ยเนี่ย ==;

[vanilah88]

i thought that the mrt and lrt here in the philippines is the worst!

[mikaeel6161]

wtf ... that doesn't make any sense. they're rushing in like thats the only train in japan. If you look closely you can see an old lady trying to get off before the tall guy pushes her face back into the train.

[frodoondabass]

I'll wait for the next one... thanks. lol

[drskit]

the train was so crowded because it was actually full of pushers assigned to push the people OUT of the train when they arrive at the next station

[kontekijke]

is japan a dictature?

[Broctono]

now to get off the train...

[mohammedali1980]

They ensure no one is late, ...

[MyRandomMoments]

Oxygen is so under-rated on them trains i bet!

[Robinnization]

@pi4estiq Do some research, Japan isn't a communist country.

[thebloddyzorrow]

@pi4estiq japan is not comunist, you stupid retard, what an ignorant

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@thebloddyzorrow

Implying its not

[thebloddyzorrow]

@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL and what are you trying to say?

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@thebloddyzorrow

Old meme habit Im afraid

[FALLINFURNI]

You know what people.....and i was the one complaing that my BUS was overcrowded and that i had to stand everytime.....i should be blessed for my ride after watching this..

[FALLINFURNI]

Hhaha i bet going to work is more stressful then the actual job over their -.-'

[FALLINFURNI]

mmm..I'd like to imagine getting pressed against a hot guy(s) in there...good manga idea *___* :)))

[FALLINFURNI]

Omfg this is hilarious! and wtf at the same time, but I dont it tho, wouldnt the train like crash or break down from over capacity or isnt there like a maximum number of people allowed for safty reasons? Hmm maybe many japanese dont have cars so they have no choice? Well, that is unless you have claustrophobia. Lol and now i know why I have seen so many parts in mangas about 'pedofiles' accidently touching girls buts in trains due to the like no space...hehe

[blackbrot]

OMFG XXDDDDD

[MajinThurp]

my teacher showed me this vid in class... my entire class was cracking up

[dannyboyflint]

talk about claustrophobia

[TerrorbladeTV]

haha kuleT

[DJstagen]

A rather efficient way of moving tons of people using a minimal amount of trains. Though I'm guessing the first rule of this train is "No Farting" since you have almost no where for it to go...

[cpvenom]

So, is there a video showing 4 dozen people spilling out of the train onto the platform as soon as the doors open?

[Heimdallr20]

This is a dream job!!!!!!!

[GreekNastyBoy]

No way

[Louiziana7]

ο πολιτισμός σε όλο του το μεγαλείο...

[ElliBrit]

lol

[VanOostjien]

Is this like the last train forever and ever?

[FALLINFURNI]

@VanOostjien I know right, like seriously...its okay people to be late for work once in a blue moon( if you dont wanna get your arm broken -.-)

[l1e1n1n1a1r1t1]

haha

[nikolpelekanou]

kai an thelei na bgei kapoios sthn methepomenh stash ti kanei???? ^_^

[froll1999]

imagine having TheGuyThatStinks in your carriage :P

[WhisperXBA]

hmm, terrorists getting ideas watching this.. a nice K/D is possible here

[heatedfrost]

how about breathing, can they breathe?

[Decbabe85]

sooo..is it really that bad waiting for the next train--and how the f*ck do you get out when it's your stop?? lmao

[xChocolatexPi3x]

I love how even the guards have to help xD

[FgsSpyros]

and what if someone whants to get off the train in the next stop but he is sitting in the midle?....

[Elninoemanuel]

:))))

[awesomelyannie]

@poopas88 I don't think theres goin 2 be any room with for yur "dong"

[SeptemberRain11]

Wow, the Japanese even shove politely!

[FlamableSpider]

I wonder if people have died in there...

[Sarasirk531]

I have never been so happy to not be a working Japanese man or woman. 

[APPLEPIE978]

WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO IF UR SITTING DOWN AND UR STOP COMES?!?!?!?!?

[Rozax]

How many people die per year riding these things? How many injuries are there per day? What does it look like when those doors reopen?

[BlackPanteraSociety]

Overcrowding sucks. Use condoms

[badbobbyhughes]

I freak out if im crushed to the point where i can't move my arms and legs i would start screaming and going crazy on one of those trains im probably going to have nightmares thinking about it

[beeryay]

Wait. How do the train pushers get to work? Who pushes them onto the trains when they leave? FUCK.

[TehTheBest]

As always problem solved in fairytail ending :D

[podycheck]

Quad City DJs

[adrastea99]

Build another train line you fucking crazy motherfuckers

You're the second richest nation in the world DO IT

[Headcheezonium]

@adrastea99 They built 4 more. This video was taken in 1991.

[Headcheezonium]

@adrastea99 They built 4 more. This video was taken in 1991.

[everlastingbio]

@adrastea99 japan is too small to build another train line........no land.

[Gyroglle]

@adrastea99 Might be good to note that this clip is from the early eighties.

[adrastea99]

@Gyroglle

Now the Pushers are robots

[thespicez]

@Gyroglle yeah, now they use yard length sticks to push people in.

[electricguitar206]

@adrastea99 IDIOT.



[hypno159753]

@adrastea99 you know they dont have enough SPACE for another subway line? they already have 13 lines

[LochnessMonsterx]

Oh my god, I was on these trains twice. I'm a 5'2 girl, the first time I got lucky and was pressed between a grandma and another girl, but the other time, I got some hairy teenager.

[JiminyKracker]

In Japan, there's always room for at least one more crushing death...

[nitronikwomane]

Interviewer: Hello Mr.Takamashi, what was your job back in Japan? Mr.Takamashi: Pushing people into trains.

[alfredofilms]

Okay, so people just explode out of the train once the doors open?

[blackgirlsweety]

What? Did i see people sitting in there? Why they just don't lose the seats?

[gof22]

It is just like Tetris. The only difference is that everyone is an I Block.

[z0mgz0rs]

I've been on one of those. It's worse when everyone is trying to get out of the train but you're trying to stay in.

[HcOtaku1337]

"GET IN THE FUCKING TRAIN! GET IN THE FUCKING TRAIN!"

[AmFilms123]

At least the train holds till all the doors are closed. Mumbai locals move on irrespective of whether you manage to get in or out or are left hanging.

[artman40]

At least they aren't deported thousands of kilometers away from their homes.

[brainstorrming]

Отчёрт! До чего деликатны эти японцы! Затолкали, утрамбовали, щели стамесками законопатили - никто ничего не потерял! Уважают народ! А вот Гаев до такого не додумался!

[marrllly]

Goddamnit Japan

[201stars]

for a race that supposedly more technologically advanced you would think they found a better way to commute to work? They can make the xbox 900 or the iPhone 45 but no better way to get to work. -_- im baffled

[blackXSpr]

CRACKED WHAT WHAT

[Tripp393]

I expected people's faces to be squeezed against the window. It obviously needs more people.

[thecoolster28]

why not wait for the next train??

[Hyattiee]

What a nice way to make friends. :c

[puckman5444]

Im sure if they had racial diversity, they wouldn't want to be so close.

[shootxthexmessenger]

I seriously just had a claustrophobia induced panic attack just WATCHING this shit. Holy christ.

[derulofan80]

I feel claustrophobic just watching this. >.>

[gpowsang]

Let's hear it for Cracked!

[omgstfudavid]

lolololol

[ryanmshepard92]

Cracked

[hcupguns]

Holy shit. What if there were children mixed up in that? You could kill someone that way, or at least seriously injure them.

[hanchiman]

Makes you wonder why they don't invent a double decker train instead...

[Hades2004]

@hanchiman

Makes you wonder why they don't use more bloody trains...

[hanchiman]

@Hades2004

...and walking robots, controlled by a short "moe" girl.

[Triggahappy1230]

This is ridiculous.

[ColdShoulder01]

What a great job.

[ERoBB1]

It's videos like this that make me question whether or not Japan is a real place.

[SexyWhiteKorean]

I've heard that sexual harrassment and groping and boners are a frequent problem in these trains.... what....the...hell.... do you do. You CANNOT MOVE or TURN YOUR HEAD or DEFEND YOURSELF and you got a boner going up your ass. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!?!??!

[0amathev]

Now imagine being crammed in there, and suddenly, a fucking fire breaks out.

[zedio369]

thumbs up if you are a stupid fag that makes these retarded comments

[Scorch676]

So......... what happens if you're one of the people in the middle and have to get off at the next stop?

[thor55121478]

that job is awesome. pushing people into trains.

[MrPerrra]

if somebody farts,what is happening next?

[NorthStarCadence]

note to self: do not get on a japanese train

[El3men12]

thumbs up is cracked brought you here

[RobTFirefly]

Is my aunt Minnie in here?