Chuck Norris Tribute

[TheEXpothead]

Planets are just places where chuck norris sat down and took a shit, and in some cases even a piss.

[guesswho2140]

chuck norris is gay and he got his ass handed to him by bruce lee he is a shit actor who cant live up to mos of the martial arts he does and he takes it up the ass

[australianforlife]

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that chuck norris is jewish.

Chuck norris can light ants on fire with a magnifiing glass, at night.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek, he plays hide and pray i don't find you.

Chuck Norris once shot someone, with a knife.

Chuck Norris can punch you so hard your blood will bleed.

[Chonandabarbarian]

Chuck Norris+Nightwish= my exploded head

[Sims3Ki11ahBadBoyZ]

Chuck Norris can blow up the helicopter by souting "BANG"

[TobbzSC]

There are over 1000 objects in a room Chuck Norris can use to kill you including the room itself

[adamtr1121]

Awesome Video!

[brucemanx]

HAHAHAHA zigosaleh made a hilarious joke.

[modawg8k]

@brucemanx hahahaha he's getiing all jacked up over a movie.

[zigosaleh555]

Look at that fucking American movies bullshit you can no way mess with the lebanese specially not with Hisballa....so America Fuckoff

[modawg8k]

@zigosaleh555 fucking retarded camel jockey

[846sakura]

chuck norris is the best ^^

[sxlfkta]

Don't fuck with Chuck Norris!!! I keep having this dream where that slimy green creature from Jeepers Creepers, the Wolfman, Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers and Leatherface are all running away from Chuck, 12 Kukuri armed Gurkhas and 12 members of the Scottish Black Watch regiment (with that lone bagpiper from the Fields of Fire video!), and all those psycho ghouls are scared shitless, running through the woods with that exhilarating Delta Force theme song playing, begging for mercy!!! Taylor, SQ

[Oskarho]

2.40, hes using WH :D

[volleyboll123]

hahaha xD

[Pholoklauenfisch]

he dont nead WH

chuck can watch through walls. didn't you know that??

[HairyNippleGuy]

1.Chuck Norris can slam a revolvong door. 2.Chuck does push-ups but he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the earth down. 3.When the Boogy Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 4.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice. 5.Chuck Norris puts "laughter" in "manslaughter"

[KCChiefsAdams]

@HairyNippleGuy Chuck Norris sleeps with the night light not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, beacuase the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.