Fighter: run? S'cuse me mage but elves don't run. Didn't you see lord of the rings, elves don't run they whip some ass!
man! I love that seen in fellowship of the rings where Legolas stabs that orc in the eye with an arrow and he uses that SAME arrow to shoot another orc
@westleyisgod in fact i did finished the game with 4 white mages... it was a challenge, a pain in the ass sometimes, but i did, becuz white mages have access to hoy magic and you can always heal an injured member and you know, hammers are kinda useful sometimes
@ArthasIsTheBest the game called final fantasy 1, it has nice remakes, you can choose your team from the beginning, black mage, fighter, white mage, red mage, monk and thief, you can choose only 4 and there is no limit for the character type, you can choose the perfect team, 2 fighters (you can equip them with the stronger swords for end game), black mage and white mage or do as i did, 4 w.mages for a challenge :p or play FF3 and make the onion knights w.mage job related (priest,summoner,healer)
@ThuMewMaster well, you can equip both fighters with the strongest swords ingame, and they become way more stronger than black belt, b.mage would do in raw damage and white mage can keep them all alive sort of, nothing wrong with me, except when i got the crazy idea of the 4 white mages
@Dewani90 a monk's damage stat is double his level, and his absorb is equal to his level, which, with some training, can have an stat absorb of 99 and damage of 198, considering a knight can only get around 74 for his absorb
Blackbelt feels like such a waste in my opinion. He cannot do anything accept fight and yes he is kick ass once you are high enough in levels. But I still would rather have a mage caster or a knight who can heal or a Ninja who caste haste over a black belt. I mean once you cast haste and saber, you do so much more damage than being a blackbelt or a master. And having healing spells is such a blessing, since you can only hold up to 99 potions in Gameboy Advance version of this game.
btw the song in the hadoken part i BELIEVE it is from cave story. i ahve the ds download version, which is basicly a ripped version of the pc one, and i swear i heard this song.
Did the creator make references from superhero movies? First the X-men quote now the Joker quote from the original Batman "You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs."
always making you fight when you are with only 2 members in da party no potions and 8 milimeters next to the exit and both characters with 300 HP or less
nuklear power had extas at the end did u upload them?A little something i like to call fighterdoken. Next on chicks in chainmail.2 fisted monkey style attack
I just realized something Black Mage may not actually want fighter dead
because well what would he use for a meatshield? and besides Fighter Kills things ALL the time. Black mage LIKES killing things and apparently he LIKES living so Fighter actually benefits Black Mage...although I can see why he wants to kill Red Mage most of the time
I think that Black Mage wants Fighter dead as a PERSON. As a meatshield and murder tool, he seems to be cool with Fighter, which may explain why he would ever dream of putting up with him in the first place. However, his rampant stupidity and general obsession with all things sword-related makes him hate Fighter, but he's stuck putting up with the fellow for two reasons:
1.) Fighter doesn't seem to die; BM's murder tendencies would quickly get rid of others...
2.) Fighter seems to be the only person in the WORLD aside from Red Mage (and, on rare occasion, White Mage) who would ever, EVER, willingly put themselves near Black Mage. Theif basically uses him as easy extortion. Red Mage... I forgot why RM would put up with him. And White Mage has, on occasion, considered trying to reform Black Mage (though that's probably never goign to happen), and is devotedly intent on helping the Light Warriors, so... yeah...
Hadouken is a level 9 spell. While he knows a few others he rarely uses themas (and I quote the actual comic) "Non level 9 spells are not really my thing"
any1 know how many comic strips brian clevenger is gonna make? i just finished #1075 today and it the latest. i love it, but i just need to know when to expect it to end
Yes, he dos'nt use any of his stats in intelligence, he just puts his skills in the use swords to kill stuff powers. That is why he is a "World Famous Sworderer.
Fighter: "I like swords, it's a fact. I like cheese, it's a fact. I like swords made out of cheese, it's a mystery."
BM: "What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in that 'I've got a new Hadoken for the day so don't try anything especially stupid' way."
And finally:
BM: "I should have mentioned. I solve my problems through violence."
Fighter: (to BM) I know it would only hurt your feelings if I told them you didn't start puberty until last year...Oh. Right. Sorry. (To Thief and RM) Don't tell each other that, okay? It's a secret. Black Mage would be really embarrassed if you found out. (To BM) All taken care of.
I saw it
Thing201 3 weeks ago
bahh you should have kept the outtakes.
Fighter:so now what?
BM: now we run like scared little forest elves
Fighter: run? S'cuse me mage but elves don't run. Didn't you see lord of the rings, elves don't run they whip some ass!
man! I love that seen in fellowship of the rings where Legolas stabs that orc in the eye with an arrow and he uses that SAME arrow to shoot another orc
Neobahamut0zero 2 months ago
Fighter screaming is absolutely hilarious
as is 8 bit theater
Neobahamut0zero 2 months ago
four white mages does work black mage, erm... if I knew how to win a battle with one on my team.
sonicfanboyee 3 months ago
Fighter sounds like freddie wong
AwesometehSauce 3 months ago
Fighter's voice is good, but BM? just a little... off.
inamerica55585 4 months ago
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That was definitely a kamehameha.
Romars202129 5 months ago
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Romars202129 5 months ago
Pretty cool, huh? ;D
GreenGearMood 5 months ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!
ReinuAntipuesto 6 months ago
@ReinuAntipuesto lol
DARTHVADER124354 3 months ago
wait.... THE BROOMS TALK BACKWARDS????
*goes onto ff1 imidiately*
Mdude123456789 6 months ago
"You coulda killed us with that blast!"
"Yeah... but I didn't."
ArchetypeGotoh 6 months ago 5
4 white mages? It'll never work! If you dont get the pun, check the last comics at nuklearpower. Its so damn ironic.
ganonslayer01 8 months ago
i want a sound clip of 2:08 to 2:16 so badly its so funny
RaRyBe 8 months ago
Who did make these? 8-Bit Theater Chaos is somewhat different...
Sh4d0wKat 8 months ago
What happened to Black Mage's echoy voice?
Sh4d0wKat 8 months ago
4 people don't like swords
backflyer18 9 months ago 4
wtf nintendo power and your right four white mages never work
fighterdoken omg wtf lol
westleyisgod 9 months ago
@westleyisgod in fact i did finished the game with 4 white mages... it was a challenge, a pain in the ass sometimes, but i did, becuz white mages have access to hoy magic and you can always heal an injured member and you know, hammers are kinda useful sometimes
Dewani90 8 months ago
@Dewani90 is there a game bout this :O? if so pls tell me would be awesome :D
ArthasIsTheBest 8 months ago
@ArthasIsTheBest the game called final fantasy 1, it has nice remakes, you can choose your team from the beginning, black mage, fighter, white mage, red mage, monk and thief, you can choose only 4 and there is no limit for the character type, you can choose the perfect team, 2 fighters (you can equip them with the stronger swords for end game), black mage and white mage or do as i did, 4 w.mages for a challenge :p or play FF3 and make the onion knights w.mage job related (priest,summoner,healer)
Dewani90 8 months ago
@Dewani90 2 fighters? no monk? what's wrong with you?
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
@ThuMewMaster well, you can equip both fighters with the strongest swords ingame, and they become way more stronger than black belt, b.mage would do in raw damage and white mage can keep them all alive sort of, nothing wrong with me, except when i got the crazy idea of the 4 white mages
Dewani90 7 months ago
@Dewani90 a monk's damage stat is double his level, and his absorb is equal to his level, which, with some training, can have an stat absorb of 99 and damage of 198, considering a knight can only get around 74 for his absorb
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
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SmartGuy4today 7 months ago
@SmartGuy4today what did you say...?
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
I have a knight, ninja, red wiz and black wiz
SmartGuy4today 7 months ago
@SmartGuy4today fighter, RM, BM and BB
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
Blackbelt feels like such a waste in my opinion. He cannot do anything accept fight and yes he is kick ass once you are high enough in levels. But I still would rather have a mage caster or a knight who can heal or a Ninja who caste haste over a black belt. I mean once you cast haste and saber, you do so much more damage than being a blackbelt or a master. And having healing spells is such a blessing, since you can only hold up to 99 potions in Gameboy Advance version of this game.
SmartGuy4today 7 months ago
@SmartGuy4today what about the absorb stat? it's always equal to his level in the nes version
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
I don't care about that. Do you know how boring it is to have a character that can only fight?
SmartGuy4today 7 months ago
@SmartGuy4today he can chuck potions
ThuMewMaster 7 months ago
wtf nintendo power and your right four white mages never work
westleyisgod 9 months ago
this was so funny and great XD
princessofhearts141 9 months ago
RANDOM ENCOUNTERS DX
97DarkLink100 9 months ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!! XD
toongirl007 9 months ago
btw the song in the hadoken part i BELIEVE it is from cave story. i ahve the ds download version, which is basicly a ripped version of the pc one, and i swear i heard this song.
robloxfan459 11 months ago
if you mkae more please make the mage less chock voiced please.
robloxfan459 11 months ago
randome encounter
COULDNT STOP LAUGHING XD
robloxfan459 11 months ago
and so here we are to mourn our dear friend fighter... who died...prematurely, from ... 34 and half stabs in the back...
BM: would have been more if that wretched knife didn't broke...
Thief: well, see ya later pal... and with later i mean tonight...and with pal i mean looting the corpse...
RM: i think that went fairly well... guess we need another fighter
WM: i can rez you know...
BM: don't test your luck missy...
WM: oh.. ok >.<
Dewani90 11 months ago
I was expecting a WTF! BOOOOOOOOM! /sigh
AlenivanSC2 11 months ago
FIGHTER: Two Fisted Monkey Style Attack!
BLACK MAGE: Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on.
lolol
masterkokiri9 11 months ago
No not there! The club is far too la-
*rape?*
Afatlazyturtle 11 months ago
:53 IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZR
ArchetypeGotoh 11 months ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!!
FastTrack96 1 year ago
Oh, Knight appears!, that was my favorite job :D
EfeboAbl 1 year ago
Damn you wasted youth...DAMN YOU I SAY!
NickDevXT 1 year ago
wish he didnt cut the credits. I love the out takes.
death80 1 year ago
Four white mages? It'll never work.
newyy1 1 year ago
@newyy1 I hate that line so freaking much now...
Dracowrath1 1 year ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!
TheAurablaze 1 year ago
Two Fisted Monkey Style= BEST ATTACK EVAR!!!
FedoraRanger 1 year ago
@FedoraRanger Whatever that is, that better involve him keeping his pants on.
newyy1 1 year ago
Did the creator make references from superhero movies? First the X-men quote now the Joker quote from the original Batman "You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs."
ScottyMcGeester 1 year ago
4 white mages...it could work if done right, two heal, two use offensive spells or attacks
Tenkagethewise 1 year ago
@Tenkagethewise Strangly... It does work. *hint wink*
Jmarron529 1 year ago
Lol "He missed!" *dead* xD
Sabre809 1 year ago
FightAHDOKEN!!!
RedTeamWins2 1 year ago
i love fighter
RinaUsaHime 1 year ago
Dude, you rock beyond all possible words. Thanks for posting this.
KonElFan 1 year ago
uhh is it just me or is he holding 2 8-bit master swords?
SaberZoro 1 year ago
two fisted monkey style? O_o
mcunnigham1995 1 year ago
FIGHTERDOKEN! FTW!
ZombieSonicTails 1 year ago
Someone needs to make a clip of the 'FIGHTERDOKEN'. Seriously.
ParanormalSM 1 year ago
Fighter:TWO FIST MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!
BM:Whatever it is it better involve him keeping his pants on.
XD
Infernox1320 1 year ago
what's the song at 6:10?
LukeFFabre 1 year ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!!!!!!
xXNARUTOvidMANXx 1 year ago
shoulda had the credits. credits are the best part XP
Minimoosethesecond 1 year ago
FUCKING RANDOM BATTLE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!
always making you fight when you are with only 2 members in da party no potions and 8 milimeters next to the exit and both characters with 300 HP or less
apocaly21 1 year ago
God Brian Celvenger is such a great writer. I need to pick up more issues of Atomic Robo.
laughingwarlock 1 year ago
duuuh... I am the fighter, I gives away all our shineys. blarg! I am dead. funniest lines ever.
ackerman88 1 year ago
omg lol "I have a plan, a little plan called FIGHTER DOKEN!"
trist59 1 year ago
nuklear power had extas at the end did u upload them?A little something i like to call fighterdoken. Next on chicks in chainmail.2 fisted monkey style attack
celtanmiefan 2 years ago
lol. how wrong Black Mage was about the white mage thing... I could have sworn people have even SOLOED the gmae with white mages.
TARDISES 2 years ago
I just realized something Black Mage may not actually want fighter dead
because well what would he use for a meatshield? and besides Fighter Kills things ALL the time. Black mage LIKES killing things and apparently he LIKES living so Fighter actually benefits Black Mage...although I can see why he wants to kill Red Mage most of the time
Bluemagus 2 years ago
@Bluemagus
I think that Black Mage wants Fighter dead as a PERSON. As a meatshield and murder tool, he seems to be cool with Fighter, which may explain why he would ever dream of putting up with him in the first place. However, his rampant stupidity and general obsession with all things sword-related makes him hate Fighter, but he's stuck putting up with the fellow for two reasons:
1.) Fighter doesn't seem to die; BM's murder tendencies would quickly get rid of others...
Extroble 2 years ago
(continued)
2.) Fighter seems to be the only person in the WORLD aside from Red Mage (and, on rare occasion, White Mage) who would ever, EVER, willingly put themselves near Black Mage. Theif basically uses him as easy extortion. Red Mage... I forgot why RM would put up with him. And White Mage has, on occasion, considered trying to reform Black Mage (though that's probably never goign to happen), and is devotedly intent on helping the Light Warriors, so... yeah...
LOL I R LONGWINDED TEE HEE
Extroble 2 years ago
I like swords.
masterogrp 2 years ago
oh god this is my favorite of them all XD
raj152212 2 years ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!
indigo1384 2 years ago
HADOKEN!!
Lololololol
blogs10 2 years ago
DAMN YOU WASTED YOUTH!
bakahaseo 2 years ago
This music sounds like its from Legend of Zelda. Don't remember which one though.
Ailechan 2 years ago
6:57
Cowshoe59 2 years ago
4 white mages....hmmm it could work, 2 use magic attacks (shine or aero) and 2 work on healing everyone
Tenkagethewise 2 years ago
ha...do...ken
BWOOOm!!!!
overkill much ??
royokihokage 2 years ago
Awesome!!! The best line ever
2-fisted monkey style!!!!
ordak907 2 years ago
It´s a lot more funny iff you´ve played the final fantasy games, i have, and i was lmao all the time "your GP or your HP"
"Brooms talk backwards, facinating!"
"Is there a white mage in the audience?"
Hahahaha great!
Pimithekid 2 years ago 3
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Haha, it's too bad that fighter dosen't use a battle axe.
KeyboardWarrior7 2 years ago
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saxultimate13 2 years ago 28
@saxultimate13
who doesnt? he does a double line cross (doing something funny, horrible, then funny)
lordofh3 1 year ago
@saxultimate13 STABBITY
groundbeef2 6 months ago
HA...DO...KEN!!!!
pensukatheknight 2 years ago 42
Oh yeah monsters are sure bussy
qazwsxasdedc 2 years ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!!
biohazard22791 2 years ago 5
Heh. "No not the club, it's far too la-- Aaaaaaaah!"
Best line. Ever.
cedarhawk 2 years ago 17
oh and for everyone who's reading this...
I did a check just now. You know how fighter's watching TV and it says "next on chicks in chainmail..."
Believe it or not, there's actually a website. chicksinchainmail(dot)com. Amazing what an impact Clevinger has had on the world.
KaseyAkira 2 years ago
I dont know. It was funnier when I read it in the comic.
KaseyAkira 2 years ago
work on your hadouken scream.
did fighter fall into a time void when he was thrown because he was in the air for a really long time for being thrown a few metres lol
mistriousfrog 2 years ago 3
Dous Black Mage know how to cast anything other than Hadoken
Gameking40 2 years ago
you obviously werent paying attention, he knows the ultimate attack known as FIGHTERDOKEN!!!!
cjvs1604 2 years ago
Hadouken is a level 9 spell. While he knows a few others he rarely uses themas (and I quote the actual comic) "Non level 9 spells are not really my thing"
mistriousfrog 2 years ago
He knows fire and lighting magic.
ShamanRyo 2 years ago
I love using the mages in FF. Especially the white mage in FF1, cuz you hit them with a hammer.^-^
mariofan1985 2 years ago 2
BOOSH I beat it with 4 whites and it fuking suked too fuking long
Kagebushin01 2 years ago 5
OVERKILL
There is no such thing
TechUnadept 2 years ago 2
know whats funny, i played through the entire ff1 game looking for hadoken, never found it!
reducedtonothing 2 years ago 2
xD I wouldn't take that spell seriously, I think its from street fighters.
AegisCross 2 years ago 5
gotta love 2:08-2:16 part thats classic
kirbygrad05 2 years ago
Where did you find the animated version of the comics
Demonh8ter 2 years ago
Fighter sounds like Michael Kelso (ashton kutcher) from 70's show!!!
Peshkatz 2 years ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!
lol thats great XD
sarukun08 2 years ago
hahaha hell yeah!
KingofVillians24 2 years ago
Perfect voices, I love it!
C603032 2 years ago
He sounds just like Conker jesus christ.
PrivateZulen 3 years ago
Well...you cant make an omlette without uh destroying a forest or something...lol
mykystone 3 years ago
ohhh.... now i get the fighter douken joke from four swords misadventures........
zinamaspana 3 years ago
So the broom talks backwards... FACINATING!
lol... it's funnier if you've played the game!
P.S. 4 white mages really would NEVER work!
RustyShuriken 3 years ago 3
It's actually been done using 4 white mages in the past.
On the note you gotta bring them up to a higher level then you would with a normal pt,but it can be done :P
PiEiNtHeFaCe22 2 years ago
I like more the voices from 8-Bit days.
firetapia 3 years ago
Hadoken is kind of like Kamehameha!... or something.
RPGFreak90 3 years ago
its from street fighter, Ryu's signature move
thetrueguy 3 years ago
And Ken's ;)
SHURYIUKEN! (Or whatever its spelt xD )
cliveman5 3 years ago
Overkill much?
Well the Giant's GONE ain't he?
TotallyBursar 3 years ago
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!
Chaosrunepownage 3 years ago
any1 know how many comic strips brian clevenger is gonna make? i just finished #1075 today and it the latest. i love it, but i just need to know when to expect it to end
ryneofthesevenseas 3 years ago
When is Simpsons going to end? We just don't know =]
generalsargant332 3 years ago
@ryneofthesevenseas Well, right now there are over 2300 comic strips, or there at least should be since I´m 900.
Dendarang 1 year ago
@Dendarang It's finished since I wrote that. I've read them all.
ryneofthesevenseas 1 year ago
@Dendarang It's finished since I wrote that. I've read them all.
ryneofthesevenseas 1 year ago
well, now i get that joke from Four Swords Misadventures...
pkthunder3 3 years ago
Fighterdoken!!! lol
YorkJonhson 3 years ago
0:48 OH SHIT HE'S FIRIN HIS LAZER
animalbrad 3 years ago
"The plot thickens" :D
MathiasXII 3 years ago
a little somthing i like to callFIGHTERDOKEN!!!!!!!!!!
TimothyProductions 3 years ago
i wish they didnt change BM's voice i liked the 1st voice better
TimothyProductions 3 years ago
Black mage is the best ever! You can't make an omellete without destroying a forest. :)
Oh, that Black Mage hype!
Gigei123 3 years ago
You Spoony Bard!
beauchmaniac 3 years ago
Edward is no here, lol
Buitronthecrazy 3 years ago
Is it just me, or has fight gotten stupider and stupider throughout the series?
Spinelblade 3 years ago
Yes, he dos'nt use any of his stats in intelligence, he just puts his skills in the use swords to kill stuff powers. That is why he is a "World Famous Sworderer.
beauchmaniac 3 years ago
fighterdoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mariox901 3 years ago
Wow. Hilarious. Fighter is so dumb. The only time he sounds smart (when they fight the monsters), he is still stupid.
31337Haxor 3 years ago 2
Anyone want to provide some favourite 8BT lines?
Thief: "Do you know what you're doing, RM?"
RM: "Why should that stop me?"
Fighter: "I like swords, it's a fact. I like cheese, it's a fact. I like swords made out of cheese, it's a mystery."
BM: "What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in that 'I've got a new Hadoken for the day so don't try anything especially stupid' way."
And finally:
BM: "I should have mentioned. I solve my problems through violence."
bionicsneer 3 years ago
RM: If theres one thing light warriors do to villans is kill them all!
Theif: That not remotely true and you know it.
RM:somewhere in our travels a villan died when we were near him.
Hairhunttroup 3 years ago
Fighter: (to BM) I know it would only hurt your feelings if I told them you didn't start puberty until last year...Oh. Right. Sorry. (To Thief and RM) Don't tell each other that, okay? It's a secret. Black Mage would be really embarrassed if you found out. (To BM) All taken care of.
(RM and Thief crack up)
BM: Thank you, Fighter.
Fighter: I'm a helper!
bionicsneer 3 years ago
All I can think of is:
B.M: Rock, paper, Scizzors in the eye! *Stabs vampire emo dude which I forgot the name if it was ever given out.)
Youngone0G9 3 years ago
vilbert vonvampire.
swatkatsrule 3 years ago
ah, yes, I didn't feel like going through all those chapters to find his name :P
Youngone0G9 3 years ago
the vampire emo dude is called vilbert von vampire
QkOcHaN123 2 years ago
BM after fighter got crushed by the amoir of invinceibility:you know i wanted it to happen and it did!
QkOcHaN123 2 years ago
The last time BM was ever truely happy.
timemonkey 2 years ago
I give this a 5+/5+ in the awsomeness stat!
Go nuklear power!!!
geekygameboy 3 years ago
lol black mage its time to kick some giants ass and uses a attack HA DO KEN
PrinceOSaiyans 3 years ago
Hey, me again! I just love it when Black Mage yells at Fighter! Very funny! 5/5! I just love the series!
MoonAlchemist537 3 years ago