I know you don't care, I mean why should you, but your comments page is as good a place for me to conduct my therapy as anywhere else so I am going to.
Once, when I was little, about 6 years ago, I used to have all four talking teletubbys at the head of my bed. My girlfriend at the time seemingly got pissed off with me talking to them at night and pushing their little tummies to make them talk back to me for hours on end and so, being an evil woman, she hid them away.
As soon as I discovered this and realised I wasn't allowed to force the information out of her I went straight to the local supermarket and bought 4 more, and put them back in their proper places. She gave away her hiding place eventually and now I have eight.
I have no memory of receiving an email notice when this comment was first posted. So, I have only now noticed it. This fact saddens me, for your post is surely worthy of greater attention than it has heretofor received.
Why am I wearing black lipstick? Because it matches the colour of my darkened soul--a soul I might add that withered just a little more upon hearing your above story.
I know you don't care, I mean why should you, but your comments page is as good a place for me to conduct my therapy as anywhere else so I am going to.
Once, when I was little, about 6 years ago, I used to have all four talking teletubbys at the head of my bed. My girlfriend at the time seemingly got pissed off with me talking to them at night and pushing their little tummies to make them talk back to me for hours on end and so, being an evil woman, she hid them away.
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Spodlet 3 years ago
As soon as I discovered this and realised I wasn't allowed to force the information out of her I went straight to the local supermarket and bought 4 more, and put them back in their proper places. She gave away her hiding place eventually and now I have eight.
My question, Jessica, dearest, is this.
Why are you wearing black lipstick again?
Spodlet 3 years ago
I have no memory of receiving an email notice when this comment was first posted. So, I have only now noticed it. This fact saddens me, for your post is surely worthy of greater attention than it has heretofor received.
Why am I wearing black lipstick? Because it matches the colour of my darkened soul--a soul I might add that withered just a little more upon hearing your above story.
j2theperson 3 years ago
Nice to see ya again!You're going to wear black
lipstick in the next vid,aren't you? :)
photonicus 3 years ago
It's Halloween already? Holy....
Oh wait, it's just your lipstick:P
Kiddin'. Welcome back!
vengeance1701 3 years ago
Well it's about time! You don't see me with months between...oh riiiight.
Loved it, loved it loved it. LMAO @ "Orange. The hair of god's bastard son".
Good to see you!
Sugartalker 3 years ago
LOL - classic j2.
But now I can't take my eyes off your lips. Or rather, where they would be if I could see them. They're so... inscrutable. :)
BGenerous 3 years ago