Best Lines of Mass Effect 1 & 2

[pindo0o]

Wish I could go.....

[unity9]

Is it me or does Shepard look like Colonel Bludd from G. I. Joe?

[xsinvurt]

8:06

whos the real terriost here?

you but your dead! lol

[Schizo42]

lawl.

[psiconeko]

aishoogo

[MorzanDraconis]

Normally, in almost any RPG I play myself, mostly gearing towards good, with some exceptions (meaning, I'm not taking this shit right now), but after laughing my ass off through this, I seriously want to do a total badass Shepard sometime. Some of these lines are just gold. xD

[TheSharpmarksman]

its all just renagade n

[dvda1987]

Three, no four. Why is that renegade??

[SPSimounFan]

"Right in the daddy bags" - Love it!!! XD

[ProjectZeta]

'Each testicle sells for 10,000 credits. That's 40,000 for a full set.... somebody's making a killing out there!'

Oh, Garrus. You magnificent bastard.

[loopofpoop]

Wish I could go...

[Barderoth]

You're not just evangelizing, You're poon-handling.

[Kosh800]

Haha, "How much did I drink??" "One drink."

[Zombieman5225]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[NET1340]

i'm commander sheperd and this is my favourite store on the citidel

[CasualVader]

Someone, anyone! I need to know where the line "Time's running out. I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space." is from! It's killing me!

[wubberful]

@CasualVader I'd think it would be from Peak 15

[CasualVader]

@wubberful I don't recognize the background as being from Peak 15. I /think/ it might be from the Bring Down the Sky DLC but I'm not sure.

[IdiosoAmericano]

That Shepard looks like a gay cowboy. No offense

[pkerch00b1]

@IdiosoAmericano gay space cowboy :P

[FlamesAndShadows]

Worst case scenario, everyone including Shepard die and Conrad Verner is the second best choice.

[Corsenbharyl]

Aishogo

[MrScottyz18]

when he says i dont argue with planets i rofl big time

[mahj]

1:16 I love Mordin.

[ShOtGuN666ZaN]

foot in mouth if conrad verner saves the galaxy!

[ShOtGuN666ZaN]

Emphasis on leaving

[TheCroishKid]

at 7:58, Shepard says four eyes...and holds up five fingers. True badasses dont need math

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

Last Halloween I dressed up in a N7 Armor w/ M8 Assault Rifle. My school wouldn't allow any student to dress up in any costume that involved knifes, guns, or anything that involved killing (which is complete bullshit). So a teacher walks up to me and tells my to give her my gun, I told her "I'll give you one bullet, where do you want it?"

[BigJak4125]

Anyone else hungry? No?

[FishandCips305]

2:23-2:50 Sheperd not everyone needs to know you have to go...

[CanUHelpIt]

where's the biotic god?

[AsariC0mmando]

ok i liked the clips you found but wow

that "i should go" sequence is just like too much, right away i looked down and saw top comment "i should go i should go" lol

[Luikenfin]

I cannot take Shepard seriously with that facial hair. He looks like he should have a mullet as well.

[Seraphim227]

I can't tell whether this Stephard is an asshole or duke friggin nukem.

Probably both.

[BARBAQUEBOB1]

im gonna go punch this mountain into space

[Noise509]

Shepard, the greatest starship captain of all time.

[Thevas11]

My favorite parts of the video are Shepard's >:( moments after every sarcastic comment Joker makes, and how he screws wit hthe Council at the end.

>:D Goodbye, Councilor...

[colebowlin68]

ME1: I had enough of your snide insinuations.

ME2: I had enough of your disengenuous assertions.

ME3: I had enough of your disengenuous insinuations.

[nickONtheNET332]

PROBABLY THE BEST LOOKING SHEPARD, NICE



[Caluma122]

fucking amazing! Ah!

[xmikeyxlikesitx]

2:50 made me laugh my cloaca off.

[dONALDBLOOD]

I must say this is one of the most lame jerk looking Shepard I've ever seen! Good thing he acts like a jerk too! :D

[McDougleMyer3x3]

When in the hell is "punching a mountain into space" a relevant conversation response?!?

[DesirableEatery]

@McDougleMyer3x3 its a DLC pack for ME1, something to do with batarians, i forgot

[skynet091287]

@McDougleMyer3x3 When speaking about Chuck Norris

[brenndon1]

THis is why I love mass effect. There are dialogue in this video that I didn't know existed and I played the first game SO MANY TIMES! I mean I never understood the "I delete errors like you on my way to real problems" joke until I watched this video.

[acunningham21]

"Did you just shoot me you little shit!"

[cnsmith1234]

ME1: I've had enough of ur snide insinuations "punch"

ME2: I've had enough of ur disingenuous assertions "punch"

ME3: I've had enough of using my fancy ass vocabulary "Punch"

lol ;)

[DoubleMatt1]

I think Shepard has to go?

[xXGHOST93Xx1]

how'd you get Garrus from gettig half his face blown off?

[Killertendo]

Awesome, bring on Mass Effect 3.

[1337kingFTW]

Renegade Shepard reminds me of Red Foreman 

[bersondays]

2:20 wow just......wow

[Jamaicobs]

0:48

Joker:

"Oh another Dangerous alien on board commander, thanks, why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something"

Shepard:

*death stare* -_-

[MrAnybody13]

the mass effect trilogy is simply awesome...i just hope me3 lives up to it's expectations

[xXMashhXx]

nice work with this one, so funny

[chuckadia666]

i should go, i have to go, i should go......I wish i could go XD

[PETERSxMACHINE]

I should go.....I need to use the bathroom

[BigJak4125]

I should go

[HouseInVisus]

I need to play these again.

[TheBloodyWargasm]

HOLD THE LINE!

[0o0dead0o0]

5:34 haha Garrus, I miss those types of armors. He looks like a cat haha

[lawsBULL]

i think he needs to go..

[hinbow]

Well the videos over...... i should go........

[360scatman]

SNide insenuations, disengeniuos asertions

[dfghj241]

WAIT? WHERE IS " THE COUNCIL CAN KISS MY ASS"?

[shelbARGHx3]

"you stay here... I'll go open some doors."

[DMoon612]

Renegade = Total Dick

I should go.

[Captme1]

I should go

[damncritics]

I think I'm gonna play through the first two Mass Effects again as a renegade just for the lulz.

[ZSwierczynski]

We hold the line. "Hold The Line."

[soaponaroapDG]

If i may, i think this shepard is what sarge from Red vs Blue looks like under his helmet

[samaelscorpse]

"Danny Trejo is commander Shepard".

[battenfelder]

I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, I should go, Wish I could go....

[FoggyFishburne]

8:16 "How much did I drink"

"One drink"

[trekkerac]

ive never even heard some of these lines

[DrMusique]

i should go, i should go, i must go ....... i am going

[purplehayabusa]

Someone needs to make a 'Commander Shepard is not a jerk' videos to accompany the wildly popular 'Commander Shepard is such a jerk videos'

[JEsc0123]

Your Shepard looks like a sleazy pornstar. Lol.

[TheMostDefinately]

You're shepard looks like the ultimate badass

[TheClark501]

sry but i could not take the female shepard serious the male is a better jerk haha

[Splashy151]

@TheClark501 yer plus Femshep overacts in most dialogue!

[343ramrod]

One thing is apparent... Shepard has to go...

[LadyRuin2012]

"Why is it that when someone says 'With all due respect', they really mean 'Kiss my ass'?"

[RevanorSzeged]

That "how many generations will it take" stuff sounds a lot better with the female Shepard. :/ But this is an awesome video. XD

[TheElongatedHam01]

this video is actually quite funny.

[wrpen99]

Sheperd: I should go

I should go

I should go

I should let you go

I should go

I should go

Person: I wish I could go.

[Splashy151]

7:06 to 7:39

For Lord Darius rant xDD

[MohicanGetaway]

From 1:00 - 1:10, I completely expected him to end with "and you look like a floating clitoris!"

[applejoint100]

ur shepards look is bad ass

[GmodDTM]

go go go go go go go go go go go go! Wish I could go. ;D

[sErgEantaEgis12]

You forgot the one in ME1, in the mission where you defuse the nuke, Shepard says "You assume I give a damn! That's cute!"

[ChristopherIsThis]

Because its a big stupid jellyfish!

[RealAnthonyL]

nice handle bars Shepard...

[aapisaac]

why is shepard acting like duke nukem

[211Shinobu]

How do you get "Find me more bugs" @ 3:29? I want to hear FemShep say that!

[fatalfeline]

Somebody remake this video with FemShep! :D

[420Rokn]

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe. "

Wheres that quote? And the Garrus/Tali elevator shotgun quote?

[RadicalMassacre]

your shepard even looks like a douche bag

[Pterotrochej]

"I don't argue with plants!" was awesome. "Wish I could go" was a killer line though. Cool vid, thanks

[AndyRaslan]

Scumbag Steve?

Nope.

Scumbag Shepard.

[srethen]

"I need you to stop, and take a deep breath"

"You're mocking *inhale* me *inhale* earth clan!"

[Nintendomatthias]

Oh god, this video is cut together so well. Funny as hell. I wish there was a german version.

[Lostxsoul8o8]

"STUPID MACHINE!"

Thats what i say to my computer every day!

[sasuke3079]

I love Joker lol

[VioletStar1700]

whats 1:38 ?

[cima100100]

You should have put that line when shepherd tries to give a password to a terminal: erm hima xi z erm *cough*

[ffinfinity1]

I wish i could go around the citadel and talk to people more often or interact with them like ME1. In ME2 it seemed so much smaller.

[Motive11331]

Ashley calling other people racist? That's funny.

[RevanorSzeged]

@Motive11331

Because she's a big stupid jellyfish.

[incinerator950]

@Motive11331

Yeah, but it doesn't seem like complete ignorant bias. History has a way of changing things.

[Kannebas]

My favorite line from ME2 is what Legion says during Jack's recruitment. "There is a high statistical probability of death by gun shot. A punch to the face is also likely. Seven minutes..."

Okay, maybe they didn't say that last part.

[theknownn]

it starts out as a cough, then you start coughing blood, and well, then I shoot you lol

[coadynoel]

This video is so amazing. I love the editing, must have taken you a long time.

[pokenub1000]

@SpruceDread4578 Yup...

[Sablefun]

Rofl, I love that line at 03:20: Is that a bad joke? I've killed worse than you on the way to real problems. Where's it from?

[Lovesparta1660]

I like the part when he says "I should go."

[mika424]

"Hey commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, 'cos he was totally my favourite, with that pole up his ass."

[pokenub1000]

ashley calling someone racist, oh the irony

[NZMyrmidon]

@pokenub1000 Probably just jealous because the aliens are all more interesting characters.

[pokenub1000]

@NZMyrmidon Exactly!

[Canadafuckyeah]

Conrad? I never saw him anywhere when I played.. how did this occur? What did you do?

[Str8Murder]

"I can bludgeon pretty hard" -- my new pick-up line. XD

[paintballpatjas]

Only BioWare can deliver epic in game dialogue like this!

[TheFrozenWarrior]

2:25-2:53

Shepard must have to really go to the bathroom a lot.

[UnholyThor]

@TheFrozenWarrior no sh!t... he never goes....

[bollocks2who]

She's gone?

You heard the gunshot and I'm still standing!

LOL!!

[bollocks2who]

Kirrahe: "In the battle today, we will hold the line!"

Mordin Solus: "Hold the line!" Personally would prefer to get job done and go home.

LMFAO!!!

[Alchris051]

All those lines about Shepard kicking someone's ass reminds me of Red from That 70's Show.

[MaximumBurn117]

i love this vid

[PieLover5000]

I SHOULD GO.

[Tycholarfero]

I hope you hit that bitch in the third game as well 5:50

[MabiMadhunter]

"Mmm yea. Put more stuff in the thing where the uhh stuff goes in"

[SpartanB217]

Fish mmmm........

[daaking01]

scratch that, is 2:21

[daaking01]

 2:00 proof that shepard is the ultimate badass

[will3pr]

LMMFAO!!!! @5:12 IS JUST TOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!

[Cloudstrrifeee]

aww, looks like we lost the signal joker

*trying not to laugh* ppffffkkghh, yes sir

[AZNkeeenu]

viewer number 119,999

[Keklawlawlawl]

That shepard looks pretty badass, i wont lie.

[UnknownFable]

I should go.

[Zergboyzzz]

"There was nothing left larger than a turian's right nut" this I'd why Wrex is awesome.

[sfrigucci]

FUCKING EPIC seth green voice over for joker. :)

[ZEXALPHA10]

*cuts council off, eats a doughnut, connects back to council*

[RambosesOS]

"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space."

they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.

[ultimatekotorfan]

What mission is that on 3:15? I've scoured the galaxy for this and couldn't find it.

[HDRaix]

"Hell yeah... Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in..."

"How much did I drink?"

- "One drink" I lol'd so hard at this.

[unoiamacutie]

5:28 LOL!

[Xenomancer686]

"I'm sick of this council and its anti-human bull..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[j4ff4c3ks1]

Another dangerous alien aboard the ship, Commander, thanks. Why wont you just collect coins? :D

[TehLiquid]

i should go x30

i wish i could go

[RoadskiN]

"Take a good long look at me. Do I look like a looter?" "Uh...yeah you kinda do"

[theotherguy0824]

JUST GO ALREADY!!!!

[SurrealSurrealist]

yeah I wish getting to full paragon was that funny :P

[metafixi]

2:24 and it starts....

[LukeAlto2007]

Why does Renegade Shepard have all the best lines??

[LukeAlto2007]

That beard looks like it was painted on with soot.

[SuperDazzleHD]

@MrLANDRONICS u can still play mass effect 3 without kinect.

[MrLANDRONICS]

To bad mass effect 3 is for the kinect usually the 3 rd part of a series is the worst so yeah

[GabSte1989]

11 people have been indoctrinated by the Reapers. RUN FER YER LYVES!!!

[sorafbi100]

AWESOME MOUSTASH(it connects to ur beard)

[TomCFC8]

This is probably the funniest Mass Effect video on Youtube

[TheScottishwolf]

LAGGGG

[IMIaster]

Best Part. PRESS 9!

[KamiKaZantA]

I wish I could go... ;_;

[fansut]

@KamiKaZantA lol

[bobcvit1]

i need to start a krogan testicle transplant clinic!

[BlueSpartan107]

@tj38vegas wat about Tali? She was w/ u in ME1. She should continue 2 follow u in ME3.

[TheTvrulesthenation]

Poor hanar is just getting abuse hurled at him :p "you stay put, I'm going to open some doors"

[ReallyBoredMan]

"I should let you go"

"I'll be going now"

"I should go"

"I'll be going now"

"I should go"

"I wish I could go"... lol

[LostHope2109]

8:29 that c sec officer gave him the STFU look