Funny Japanese orgasmic achiever 2000 infomercial with subtitles

[herooftime111]

ಠ_ಠ that side of youtube again

[xblueblaze]

The 'WTF' factor went up by 1 million when it mentioned buying it as a present for your mum...o_O

[tereale9]

wtf is this shit?

[EvilMushroom11]

how the fuck did i get here from astrall projection?

[superyoshisite]

i feel like an orgasm now o o''

[Lavilaine98]

I'm so jealous!

[loveappless]

Shut up and take my money!

[TheBjmr]

jaboody dubs where are you?!?!

[Waterflux]

It may well be that Japan could use as many quirky and exotic props and devices as much as they can be marketed. For one thing, Japan is a crowded place and public life is a bit too structured, resulting in high potential for stress.

[InventorSolidworks]

it is a fitness training device. Real women take the sybian.

[wohdinhel]

fake translation is fake

gullible newfags are gullible

[xScorpini]

@wohdinhel

That's the whole fucking point

[huongpx]

What the freaking one did translate this! it's just a horse riding fitness equipment ;)

[Devoti]

lol, that's not what they're saying.

[aFRIKINElePhAnT]

I bet they make fun of the shake weight commercials we have haha

[powerlockit]

i thought this was real untill i saw the price

[MissKenapy]

lmao gotta love the subtitles



[xXzombieprincess1Xx]

Wow o: Lmao! (x

[thisxisxsammi]

I got from Smosh to here...what...the...hell...

[ilikethemoon1]

my dad has one of these in his living room -,-

[sarkissamuel]

ahahahahahahahaha

[imnotthatbloodyguy]

youtube...how did i get here?

[ChelseaIs4U]

Lmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[NeroTHChannel]

I CAN SEE YOU HAVE A BONER LOOOOOL

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

Hahah

[4412ag]

1:06 looks like hes jerking off 

[cherirambler]

Are they only smart when it comes to math?

[avalon1972]

This is the iJoy Ride.

[666Chaoticking]

lol, obviously fake subtitles.

[MrBrassBaller]

@666Chaoticking  What gave that away, genius?

[marhadiasak]

dafuq did i just watch "I see you have a boner right there"

[iassen1]

"What the fuck?" xDD

[triplea007]

Call now and get anal blisters completely FREE!

[abohsukampret]

0:45 "What the fuck?!" Laughed so hard at this. xD

[Chaos007X]

....Wha.... 

[thedoorsforever]

I think I'll stick to men

[danielglover1]

It's an ab workout machine that was very popular in Japan.

[evilryu0]

It's supposed to be a horse riding simulator machine?

[ChrisginD]

wtf!!! XD

[Nazteam]

а какую часть тела развивает?

[Hellofriend332]

Look at that woman's face at 1:16! XD

[plugindave]

twenty nine thousand million

[PivotsPCgaming]

What the hell

[bamboucritter]

WTFFF IS THIISSS

[ashfaqul11]

so this is how bull riders train

[Winglessx]

Only andrew knows how to make this shit funny <3

[PloxCakeGaming]

wtf is dis sht nigguh

[Tantemify]

lol smart use of translation. almost had me there

[zmoney485]

that was retarded

[pollibob]

I believed the translation in the first minute

[gemy123]

WTF you only find these products in Japan for thosewho feel THAT lonely!! LOL

[ceska82]

this is an exercise machine not orgasm machine.. :(

[AdamDeusExJensen]

is this real?

[0137936528]

wtf the subtitle is so frikin wrong,.......

the one who made it has dirty mind

=.="

[22018]

Genius

[playhardlivehard96]

What the fuck!? ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[spoddie]

There are endless mind numblingly stupid exercise machines available in japan.

[aznpnoy1980]

LOL, simple as that LOL!

[Beckasaur]

what the hell?

even your mom can have a good time!

[MrMZaccone]

If you actually understand Japanese this ceases to be funny for some reason.

[lazydayhohum]

W.T.F. I was just watching cute and silly kitty cat videos,how the ?what the? lol

[GhostGirl21502]

o.0

Japanese have all the fun. Dang it!

[holycow343]

im so so jealous of japan, we only got shake weights in america

[myscarlettbirdy]

I remember seeing those in the store in japan

[sabrinalovesguitar]

why did it take me over half the video to realize that the words weren't actually their translation.

[BURRhypopo]

lol buy for $29,000 million?

[fayyadh92]

.................. can't stop laughing~

[DarthChrisB]

LOL either this price is pure rip-off or the japanese are stinkin' rich. It costs way more than $300!

[DarthChrisB]

It's a "horse ride fitness machine" simulating a horse ride. But the fake translation is much funnier.

[braeduin]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the population of Japan is shrinking.

[suoupavlichenko1]

Oh wow. The Japanese says like "helps you excersize" and stuff. The diagram means "these areas are where it gets excercised the most" and have nothing to do with the English text. But it is funny

[arbibm]

081380783912 - 02194120180 centre massage chair info

[Gearsgirl12]

How did I get here from watching roller coasters?!

[TheSRalston]

@Gearsgirl12 I don´t know, but I was watching Della Reese singing...and got here, LOL...

[TrainerNagisa]

its a exsersising thing ;p not reaching orgasm

[temaripower]

oh please tell me that these are fake subs.. xD

[congruent2006]

'this is better than sex!' lol

[catcity7]

Hahaha

[MegaBaipai]

อานม้าจำลอง ก็แค่อุปกรณ์ออกกำลัง ฮิๆ

[royraymund]

Lolol

[damnt3iktai]

LOL ! BONER DOWN THERE

[perfekx]

i just can laugh laugh and laugh reading this subtitle.. hhaha

[fULLrOcKaNdAnImEz]

mori x.x  jajajajajaja!!!!!!.....

[nextg]

"This is better than sex!!!"

[awkwebum100]

I knew it was fake obviously..some people dont see that..you need a sence of humor if you dont.

[hybridkamilos]

i mean, really, u ppl actually believe that the highlighted body parts show how much pain you will experience? i actually wasnt 100% sure this was fake till that scene XD

[tindelljake]

is this a real advert



[teeniebikinixo]

hahahahahahahah

[dylan01792]

those subtitles are fake......its actually a workout machine designed to be the same feeling as horse riding. the subtitles and what they are saying is completely different.

[raymonddasilentkilla]

@dylan01792

no .....way....are you serious....who would have guessed

[mrwsy1]

wtf on earth...

[gompth1966]

When does godzilla come crashing into the room?

[AmbrosioLover]

its masturbation disguised as a michine

[cptexas1]

Why the "defiance"? Or, did you mean "definitely"?

[kipth3cat]

i think that they should serve scrambled eggs (for men) because that is the only benefit!

[rileymotherfukinedge]

da fukkk?

[musicfreak31751]

XD wow

[Travisab1]

Hod Damn... I want one!!!

[crypto66]

Well I don't know about women, but I'm pretty sure orgasm doesn't equal beaten eggs for us dudes...

[datsyukdeke1]

LMFAO

[scorpionimph]

LMAO! The Japanese have some funny commercials.

[HostileAngel]

isn't this actually to simulate horseback riding? lol!

[nicamy8988]

OMG I WANT ONE! shit I only have $19,000 million i wonder if they take credit cars?

[kanarialintu]

That number you are supposed to call is rather disturbing...

[ChocolateChad127]

I wonder what this really translates to...

[davyytube]

@ChocolateChad127

I'm pretty sure these are legit.

[Quetzacoatl85]

@ChocolateChad127

It's some kind of strange exercising device based on the motion of riding a horse, and has the same cheesyness we have in western shopping channels too. Looks kind of like on of those vibrating belt things to me... :)

[bloodpressurenotgood]

this considered and actual fitness machine in japan gyms. in tokyo gyms theres lines of treadmills and then lines of cowgirl riding machines.

[SuperAl186]

lol love it!!

[ihatelumberjacks]

"I can see that you have a boner there!" Just....LoL

[kittylactose]

lol

[Dobramisia]

o kurwa! hahaha Japończycy są zjabisci!

[starguard]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Andre609]

Lmao "Don't just stand there buy this for only $29,000 million, I fucking swear it's not a rip-off"

[j0ckl4]

just for you guys who arent understanding one word japanese -.- the subtitles are just a joke

[kubel83]

lol did he have a boner in the shorts

[dude179]

"Stfu, I don't see this women complaining" LOL.

[Lalinna]

it's for exercise you idiots, it's obviously a joke

[kubel83]

@Lalinna No shit sherlock? me taught it was Reallllllllll? ;D

[GetJesse]

Haha! That was great.

[HybridofDoom]

It's like misheard lyrics except better!

[miri028]

this is better then sex?! LOL

[BloodzRichDemon]

WTF! HAHA! 5/5