Tortures for Flies: Steak Out

[jasalia999]

29 People are flies.

[PhreeRunner]

@jasalia999 -.-

[TheGabrieldub22]

To be honest I very much enjoy your series here. I love the humor and amimation.

[vladikas14]

This is fucking ridiculous, i mean who would do that..

[offplanetfilms]

@vladikas14 ...Just a fictional cartoon show, relax!

[zombiehunter451]

@vladikas14 *SHEEPISHLY RAISES HAND*

[SerotoninX1]

@vladikas14 Well i would do it for sure :)

[joaofernandesist]

lololol...this is really a creative way to get rid of the annoying flies...love all them videos and my facebook mates too...well done...lololol

[mdc079]

ima girl guide it not fair how whould u fell i some one did thet to u

[offplanetfilms]

@mdc079 ...it's all a black comedy cartoon joke. Nothing even worth pretending to get "offended" at. Some people get it, other just stare at the screen and mouth-breathe. You made your choice, and opened your mouth about it. No skin off anyone's nose!

[PhreeRunner]

@offplanetfilms You always have such nice answers. Props to u! ;)

[chatterbox9997]

@mdc079 imma a girl too and i think this is hilarious!

[checko5555]

vooorree!!!!!

[dibi203]

bug cruelty.

[offplanetfilms]

@dibi203 ...Neah, don't start that guilt crap! ...it's a car-toon!

[BagelTanker]

@offplanetfilms dude these are fuckin' funny. i have a new way:freeze it in a fridge then smash it too bits when its hardend :D

[offplanetfilms]

@BagelTanker ...I've contemplate doing that one some time!

[MrJumbub]

youre vids make me sad :'D but they are very amusing

[Dinglot68]

Do you guys actually make these videos with cardboard, or is it animated?

[offplanetfilms]

@Dinglot68 ...the answer is... BOTH! (Made with cardboard, and then animated).

[Dinglot68]

@offplanetfilms Neat! Love these videos, they're great! keep it up!

[jimaros100]

poor fly

[offplanetfilms]

@jimaros100 ...it's a cardboard actor that lives in a mansion, so it's technically not really a fly, and it's definitely not poor!

[boogboy555]

Dood! you have the best comebacks ever! oh and good job.



[Sohave]

Here is a couple of old tips from Mrs, Prim's housekeeping handbook.

1. If you have flies in the kitchen, leave a tiney piece of tainted meat in the open oven of your wodburning stove late in the evening as the last of the staff leaves the kitchen. 2 the following morning you must rise earlier than the Scullerymaid, to close the door on the unsuspecting flies. 3 As the Scullerymaid fires up the stove the flies can be left over to the mercieless heat and you can cary on with your other duties.

[SydneeLynn]

O.o

[offplanetfilms]

@SydneeLynn ...One of your testicles looks substantially larger than the other one. You should really get that checked!

[atomicdonutinc]

my dad would catch them when he was in high school, take a piece of hair, tie one end around the flies neck and the other on a notebook spiral, and watch it fly around in circles until it died XD

[karateboychase]

the pathectic noise flies make , make me feel bad for them. :(

[lily10861]

WAT

THE

HECK?!

I WILL NOT DOING IT O.e

[offplanetfilms]

@lily10861 ...That's the best non-sentence I've seen all day! ...Did you learn correct spelling and grammar from a fruit loops packet?

[supahfly55]

did I see a zebra in there?

[offplanetfilms]

@supahfly55 ...and an elephant! (Don't forget the elephant!)

[EpicWafflezXD]

BLARRRGGHHH!

[pinayatlove9]

Ugghh i was eating and now i cant!

[TEHGROUND]

I actually got a fly once and was holding it in my hand, next comes my cat, then she takes a nice warm bite and eats the fly right out of my hand :)

[autonomous2010]

I sure wish I could run like that......

[sacrosanctSUn]

i want to see the fly in pain ;)

[MrZshosh]

umm...why?

[offplanetfilms]

@MrZshosh ...congratulations! ....you've just discovered the question of LIFE !

[itsevcha]

@offplanetfilms the answer being 42

[rohanthota1993]

i like her run !!!!

[rohanthota1993]

lol i like her run !!!!

[Zappyguy111]

Superglue, matchsticks and a refrigerator

1) Cool flies in refrigerator

2) Super glue 3 to matchsticks made in the shape of an aeroplane

3) Blow warm air gently onto your creation

4) Have fun watching your new aircraft take flight!

[tenedria]

OMG Thats A REALLY BAD IDEA. nothing should ever ever swallow a rope or anything similar, its fatal. It ruins your organs and kill you. I hope kids will never try that one cause the dog or cat will die on the same day. D:

[offplanetfilms]

@tenedria ...It's just a cartoon. Anyone silly enough to try it probably deserves a mention in the Darwin awards!

[tenedria]

@offplanetfilms

kids don't have a very high IQ and anyone who doesn't think its true don't know a chimp, a dog, a pig and a crow are all smarter than most 3 years old kids. Kids copy what they see, its the way they learn, and they copy it in the exact same way. D: kids are stupid, thats why we need to build fences around pools and to pay people to watch them watch tv.

[offplanetfilms]

@tenedria ...my, aren't you politically correct? ...those cold winter's nights must just fly by!

We all heard the same tripe when people complained about the Addams Family, Roadrunner & Coyote etc. People who are over-sensitive to fictional stories are often mentally damaged... and if we don't watch out, everything gets dumbed down to please what is essentially a mentally ill minority.

[TehReyMan]

@offplanetfilms Tortures for flies is more entertaining the family guy! because it actually makes sense!

[kelek2]

@offplanetfilms ...

[offplanetfilms]

@kelek2 what has three pieces of rabbit droppings got to do with anything?

[doom3134]

@offplanetfilms I tried them all, is that bad?

[offplanetfilms]

@doom3134 ...You threw a cop car off a cliff like in the "Edge of Justice" episode? ...Sh*t, I'm seriously impressed!

[MrQWERTY56789]

@offplanetfilms I shall correct that A place in a mental hospital

[offplanetfilms]

@simbeautxo ...our big chunky Australian flies are easy to wrangle threads around their necks (See the feature film "Australia" for an actual demonstration!)

[cutekitty931]

how do you catch a fly?

[offplanetfilms]

@cutekitty931 ...in Australia, they're big fat slowish things that hang around windows & curtains (they're easy) ...and for others, try our "Microwave" episode method !!!

[Zappyguy111]

@offplanetfilms

Awe... not out in the country, you swat one and the rest learn real quick. That's when you really want to kill them.

[Jarren202]

I love the style of these videos, they remind me of the old Paddington Bear animations (but more fly oriented).

Great work!

[offplanetfilms]

@SuperXmask ...ESPECIALLY not the ugly couple one!

[Martins0554]

hell yea acid torture is the best ! makes it die slowly in pain

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol im gonna try this!

[leokimvideo]

again we see a video which keeps finding a audience, the stats and data show this is not flat lining vlog..thank god!

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny ...Yea, we're hoping to make one every month or so (usually turns out to be every 6 weekish though.)

[angelwings409]

Mmm-hmm offplanetfilms....fuck them schools,we all ready have entertainements HERE!

[SeriousIlya]

fucking. brutal.

But addictive, and brilliant xD

[wowlaxis]

omg! woot

[6G3rm4N9]

we dont want to see pictures of your hand thanks though

[babyfromhellz]

or a bird after the fly and the fly cant run away cuz the meats to heavy i love ur fids man im rating max and subing

[offplanetfilms]

Glad you like our stuff! (We're not giving up producing it.. plenty more to come!)

[ablanchi]

i love me some tortures for flies!

[offplanetfilms]

I'm seriously tempted to keep knocking them out on the side for the rest of my days! (I love making them)

[TheCrazypyroguy]

yummy anyone for fly covered steak?

[leokimvideo]

First referral from YouTube - /user/leokimvideo25

Thats nice to see, active networking at it's very best.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, it's doing well... the flies just tick along!

[leokimvideo]

I like the voice in this one, who does it..?

Just on another note, are those stupid little text traps you have to pass to keep commenting getting more difficult to read, or is it my eyes finally giving out..

Has to be one of THE most annoying aspects of trying to comment on the tube, if I stop all together you will know the reason why.

[offplanetfilms]

Ah this was voiced by a friend of ours, Angie.

[offplanetfilms]

Hell no... We're all grown ups & don't go anywhere near schools anymore!

[posthumanfetus]

That's a mean ass torture, but creative and effective!

[samuelrex888]

whats wrong with you

[offplanetfilms]

whats right with you

[grouchobeer]

Great as always, but the ad was annoying and I couldn't make it go away.

[leokimvideo]

What worried us was sounds like there was a place which served New York Cat, I wonder if that could be called a Top Hat Steak...

This happened back in 1990, I am still laughing today.

[leokimvideo]

I have a great story related to steak when ordering one in a Denny's restaurant in Singapore..

When my boss asked for a "New York Cut steak" the little Asian female waiter replied .."Sorry sir we don't serve cat here"..

We walked.

Absolute true story.

[Clobberbob55]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, steak!

[Hamishtarah]

1 fly less on Earth!!!!

Yeah!!

By the way what a good sweet for a dog

:P

[chowbling]

Lol about time you guys made torture for flies.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, we've got a few more episodes in the pipeline! (it's been a while)

[protdeaf]

Awsome as always.

[leokimvideo]

It's been sent out, lets see who bites.

[offplanetfilms]

The bait has been laid!

[leokimvideo]

Now I am going to send this one on to my good mates on the tube, and remind them of your time spent looking through all those videos in that comp..

I say this is kid friendly fly fodder..