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  • they do look like humans.... the monkey @ 2:32 got a stiff 'un of his own face

  • 5:43 "oh no you didn't!" face

  • "Coke Macacks" are an appropriate name for a Macack that will try anything and everything because they will probably try coke among other things.

  • I was watching Davy Jones videos and now I've been watching these monkey videos for hours now!

  • MONKEY BONER 2:30

  • wtf da monkeys got a mustache!!

  • at 3:18 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh god i can't stop laughing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • 3:17 got to hurt

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  • Damn it! It ended on a cliffhanger. What is curious about monkey babies? I MUST KNOW.

  • 5:41 That monkey is like, "Hey, what the fuck are you doin'?!"

  • 3:18 = epic monkey fail

  • i cant stop laughing at the monkey who ran into the bike at 3:18 LOOOL

  • 2:54 I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE

  • looooool

  • HEY!!! ALL YOU APES!!! We are all animals and only "human" in title (emphasis on the quotes). Get off your egos.

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  • the monkey running into the bike is the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • ATHEISTS FTW !!!! WoooooooooooT

  • i love when the monkey nails the bicycle 03:16

  • FACT:

    There is 97% DNA in a banana which is human like.

    There is 98% DNA in a monkey which is human like.

    Therefore, the 1% is a huge difference; concluding we cannot of evolved from apes - but possibly even a banana!

    Well, monkey's gotta' love their bananas!

  • @GeniusSpark

    Dude you have NO idea what you're talking about.

    We only share 50-60% of our DNA with bananas.

    And with monkeys it varies, with chimps being 98-99%.

  • 3:16 lmao

  • The monkey with the mirror is like "hey, who are you? Do I know you? What are you doing in there? Quit copying me! Cut that shit out! Don't make the angry monkey face at me! Why I oughta... *smacks mirror off of the car* WTF?!"

  • Oh my god!

    2.15 - 3.22 is so damn funny!

  • beard on the monkey

  • lol flour

    

  • 3:16 FAIL lol

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  • 3:17 Monkey eats it on a bike tire...

  • 3:08 "SAVE THE CAKE!!"

  • 3:10 Mission Impossible 5 trailer Official ! XD

  • I friggin' love 'stache-monkeys. So manly.

  • HAH! That jackass Cody Brown and all those other polygamists who think having more than one HUSBAND is unnatural should learn from the emperor tamarin!!! 7:05

  • 4:51 WOW those eyes are incredible

  • Monkey raid!! LoL xD "Take THAT, bike!"

    Awww, so cute, little babies..!!

  • geez i hope that bikes okay

    haha bet some one saw that coming

  • decrying the theory of evolution as "only a theory" is ridiculous, and is really the cheater's way out. of course it is a theory; in the same way there is a theory of gravity, but you don't find people attempting to fly without wings screeching "it's nothing more than a theory, it's still possible!!!!!"

    @szlagjasny haha, in that case I must have evolved from a rat, one with an alcohol problem

  • I wish monkeys would break into my house and eat all the food.

  • there are animals and there are people .

  • @szlagjasny keep on telling yourself that.

  • @evilyig

    it is what I believe

    and if anything I evolved from a bear ,

  • 2:52 MMMmmmM Cocaine!

  • LOL 2:27 Omg thats my haircut?,Impossible!

    you stupid lying mirror i dont look like that at all !

     have at you! *pushes over the mirror*

  • in order to life take place all had to be provided

    it all did not just happen from some cosmic dust

    what about the feelings ? do they exist in phisical form ?

  • @szlagjasny ur both right. What created it all? Even science has no clue, just theories that could never be proven today, i.e. spontaneuous generation which is the father of evolution.

    But Evolution definitely exists, and our similarities with monkey are almost undeniable.

    Regarding feelings, all feelings can be linked to survival of the fittest and evolution. Love is the best invention by the human race, really the word should be called self protection.

  • One of the best documentaries I have ever seen, makes me look at people in a whole new way.

  • Wow...the eyes of the monkey at 1:12 are incredible and look very wise

  • awww adorable..

  • Two monkeys have you tube accounts.

  • courage i dont think so id love to see a normal human charge at a cheetah the way that monkey did lol

  • 2:30 that fools like FUCk the Mirror!

  • Get lost you tree sap thieves!!

  • 2:30 jooookes

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  • this is remarkable..

  • I hate baboons

  • We took an M-80, rubbed a banana all over it, lit it and gave it to a baby monkey. He tried to bite it, put it in his mouth and ran over and grabbed on mama's belly. When it went off we had rhesus pieces all over. Seriously though, we found one in Florida that had fallen on a tree and impaled himself. It looked like he tried everything to get off but the branches acted like barbs. There was blood and feces all over. Looked like he lived about a day. Pretty gruesome way to die.

  • well God created monkeys , just to mess with people

    God has a sense of humor

    still a pigs hearth valve fits in human heart better then apes

  • @szlagjasny guess we're all still all pigs at heart... indeed God has a sense of humor (but isn't that why we do too, since we're made in His image?)

  • @szlagjasny actually no, they evolved but what is your point about the heart valves?

  • @szlagjasny

    the evolution is just a theory

    but if you want to transplant a valve from pigs heart to human heart - it fits much better from a pig then an ape

    plus all " green" people care about monkey more then they care about a pig

  • @szlagjasny Evolution is a theory because it has been proven true. That is why it is among other theories like general relativity and atomic theory.

  • @123Atheist

    a theory is still a theory , not a 100 % fact ,

    no human knows 100 % sure how it all got started

    my theory - God .

  • @szlagjasny But here's the thing. There's two definitions of "Theory". The everyday use: an assumption based on limited information or knowledge. And a scientific theory: A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, epecially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to predict natural phenomena. Your confusing a scientific theory with the everyday use of the word.

  • @szlagjasny This is silly considering that there's things like atomic theory, the theory of general relativity, germ theory of disease. All of these theories are explanations for things that exist. You wouldn't say that atoms, gravity, and germs are not facts. Simply stating that evolution is a theory is an arguement that doesn't work because it is in the highest possible position it can be in science.

  • 3:00 Monkeys partying with some coke!

  • i suspect the history of life on earth is alot different from what youve been told

  • 5:00 - I want one!!!!

  • Can somebody tell me what kind of monkey is at 1:08 - 1:10 . He looks like he's smiling as if he knows something you don't. lol

  • @koolooah

    I agree, this is the first time i've ever seen a monkey like this i wonder what he is.....good question....

  • 1:10

  • these monkeys are hilarious.

  • great video

    

  • LMAO@3:18

  • tree sap look like sperm

  • @mdnoorfairouz Your spunk is perfectly clear? What the fuck.

  • Pygmy Marmoset 3:50

  • maaan. his voice is so relaxing

  • @Markwaynesapp i agree with you completely

  • Great documentary.Davis Attenborough is a modern day saint.

    Made me laugh when the thieving monkeys scarpered.

    Thanks for posting.

  • i was just watching this on sunday or monday on channel 2 

  • no one dislikes monkeys.... until they start throwing feces at you.

  • i loled =))

  • funny, i just finished watching this on channel 2

  • omg i laugh so hard at 3:06

  • lol the monkey at 2:53 is so desperate

  • 2:28 He was clearly dissatisfied with his hair that day.

  • this video is biased. I like the nature of the monkeys, but the douche-bag is clearly trying to teach theism.

  • @polos505 That's a rather curious (not to say stupid...) statement, since this video was uploaded by AtheistPlanet2 and Sir David Attenborough, a great man, is an atheist himself.

  • @Pilantrologo

    HAAAAAAA I meant to say A(theism) missed the A.

  • @polos505 Point out one time where religion is even mentioned. Of course there are references to evolution, but evolution does not automatically mean atheism. It is a known fact that evolution happens and that life forms are always evolving, even though it can be a very slow process. Educated theists tend to agree with evolution and simply say that their god caused the big bang and guided evolution. But god or no god, evolution has been proven countless times with solid evidence to back it up.

  • @RogerWazup007 Extremely well said

  • @RogerWazup007 yes i believe in god but i believe in evolution and the big bang, i dont think god went-"TIGERS-*ZAP*, MONKEYS-*ZAP*, LLAMAS *ZAP"

  • @kickmybowls Is your interpretation of Genesis metaphorical then?

  • @RogerWazup007 Also, another point you can make is that Charles Darwin, a major founder of the theory of natural selection, was a practicing christian, and had many difficulties coming to terms with what he discovered. But eventually came to terms with it.

  • @RogerWazup007 ...Only recently has the majority of Religions accepted Evolution as fact because its the IN thing now. In the past they all laughed at it! I am an Atheist because i choose to believe in things that can be explained with evidence such as Science. Of course Science cant explain everything yet but they are working on it. There is no proof that any type of "God" exist yet there is no way that i can prove that "God" does not exist but the probability of there being a God is minimal.

  • Oh Shit, a dog!!!!! Grab and Run!!!!!!!

  • that is not the worlds smallest monkey .... the worlds smallest monkey lives in the philippines it is called the ,,, tarzeer monkey it is only 4 inches tall ,,,, thats a fact in guiness book of records....

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  • @SuperExplorer1 The BBC wouldn't make such mistake, mate. The Marmoset is really the smallest MONKEY. The one you are talking about, the Tarsier of Philippines, is the smallest PRIMATE.

  • rofl 3:18

  • Some of these people need to put bars on their windows!

  • dahahaha! maaate this made my day. in the favourites you go. ;)

  • jesus!!! those guys at 2:53 are gonna be FUCKED out of their heads. LOL.

  • when the dog barked it was like the cops were coming lol,,,, Bail boys.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston A lot of monkeys act like like Steve Carell.

  • rOFLMAO @ 3:15

  • monkey vs bike lol

  • first vid in a while with no creationist war

  • @hotwhire Ssshhh don't jinx it ;)

  • this is terrific and great fun to watch, love nature and animals....I think our lives are far more rich because of all of the wonderful variety found in the environment.....thank you!!!

  • clever monkeys, knows what are eatable and drinkable, different from any other animals, it is very impressive.

  • @cestrc It's impressive but other animals do know whats eatable and drinkable. Most animals tend to automatically steer clear of poisonous things.

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  • No I don't see myself in the monkeys!!! My ancestors are not monkeys!!!

  • Stypit Monkeys !!!

  • LMAO @ 2:51 -->

  • Hahaha.. 3:18 is even funnier.. The monkey runs straight into the bike.. xD

  • @corwn87

    :)

  • I love these type of documentaries!

    Thanks for sharing ; )

  • Nice upload, thanks.

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