COFFEH: SpazasaurusRex

[Fratley762]

Yo, your hair is REALLY pretty long. It was the reason I clicked on this old video's thumbnail and I don't regret it.

[MightyLemur]

Only for Dodger would I sit and be told about boots on sale. :D

[Miniel65]

Watching old YouTube videos when I got nothing to do is the best. Especially Dodgers. As soon as I seen her pick up the cup I immediately remembered what was going to happen. Damn, I hate when that happens

[TomLovis]

seriously - rating your burps? how perfect can a chick be?

[fallenshadows8]

SIMPSONS DID IT!

[GLaDOShugger]

Dodger... will you marry me? or just be my best friend? i'd settle for that

[dakotawillis]

4:57 thats what you get (paramore song)

I'm sorry i had to xD

[souljahlans]

Oh my god, you look like haylel williams. We need to meet in real life omg i cant say anything

[thebigg2491]

Hayley Williams is a year younger then Dodger.....so who's the clone again?

[Disterric23]

INTERUPTASAURUS!!!!! WOO-LOO-LOO-LOOOOO

[lil0lien0god]

1:35 Thats what she said LOL!!

[storyfinder5]

I dont think she looks like Hayley Williams I think she looks abit like Lindsey Stirling the violinist (-: lawl

[boomslangfrostspider]

Who's older? Cus if you're older then Hayley looks like you!

[RayZombie91]

You look a hell of a lot more like Cassadee Pope of Hey Monday! Just sayin'

[TheSynyster1996]

well, she does look alot like hayley william

[Klankumz]

She seems high here- that reminds me imma go get high gotta go bye. :)

[Killerdp234]

i always get 10 when i burp :D

[Konclone2006]

Y U SO CUTE! D:

[L2THEarry]

I gave my fav mug away. I want it back.

[icejokerj]

You messing your hair... HOT... :)

[Minkune]

Well... now I know where I think I know you from xD. You kinda look a lot like her >.>. But nontheless, very good show(s), Definitely something good to find during a insomniatic night.

[Maglockheed]

haha every red head gets compared to hayley williams

[BerserkaDerka]

you also look like a younger Kari Byron from mythbusters....lol

[StupidButCunning]

I do the same thing at ThinkGeek. Buy Now, Buy Now, Buy Now, Buy Now, Buy Now, Buy Now, Buy Now. View Cart. $180? Complete Checkout. 2 Weeks later. Repeat. 1 Week later. Repeat. 3 Weeks later. Repeat. A week after that? Why do I have no money? Brings up Purchase History. Oh yea....damn it....

[TrdefTheGamer]

hayley williams already did it

[Agnotio]

First world problems: can't avoid things on sale.

[SparkesGaming]

can I be lead guitar in your band? Im terrible, never played a guitar in my life but whatever.. i'll do it >_>

[phixter]

Didnt hayley williams of paramour accidentally uppload a nude pic online??

Just sayin....... <.<

[darknightofblood]

your videos are so goofy and every time i watch one of your videos i just laugh along with you lmfao

[Calonqwasage]

I'll be your drummer/percussionist!

[goldenmage]

I didn't even notice how much you looked like Hayley Williams until you mentioned it. Now I'll always see you that way in your videos.

>_>

[deph008]

im just like u, man. i rarely contribute to a conversation. most of the time i just nod or say "uhu" or "right" and when i want to talk i just talk about everything.... btw ur special and i never compared you to haley williams, never even crossed my mind ;)

[HanGotBusted]

No one made the "That's What You Get" joke yet? C'mon guys xD

[sangreiti]

you need red jeans and a white turtleneck =D

[Cerebz2011]

Well, Dodger, Hayley Williams is considered a very attractive lady... The difference is you're an awesome gamer. Gamers > Non-Gamers. :D

[Nqkaf1LUD]

Dodger ur beautiful



[kreedmusic]

Dodger > Hayley Williams

[Cioper]

What? Girls burp?? No way! Maybe you want me to belive that they also make poop in toilet?

[Cioper]

Nooo! Leave your hair alone! It looks incredible right now, you'll ruin everything! :P

[Lion117]

cool bracelets

[Theicemonkeyjr]

I love how massive Disney mugs are. I use a piglet one. im a guy. but its huge!

[MinorBluesTreble]

WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS!?

[TheWeetbix101]

get pink skinny jeans instead

[DocKing236]

You should dye ur hair blue Now since the orange is already go .

[boxers41]

You would be the best girl friend ever! no shopping for boots!!!

[darkrider243563]

Starting a band ey? I'm in

[dustanater10]

I CAN BE YOUR SUPER AWESOME TROMBONE GUY!!! ever good band needs an awesome trombone player :D

[ACrazyMonk]

HOLY CRAP I HAVE THAT CUP!

HELL YEAH

I CAN SAY IVE DRUNK *drank? drinked? XD* OUT OF THE SAME CUP

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[FukinRafa]

Go see dodger crazy hair dance Lmfao! on my page.

[LeakeyD]

I'm dying my hair full white :D

[DillayGamesTay]

Blue!. Lots of freakin' Blue!. and white... But more blue than white.

[darkclarky]

7:36 - 7:42 someone needs to make a gif of that.

[luis6410]

@darkclarky I will.

[darkclarky]

@luis6410 YES! Gimeee link! XD

[stupafly06]

lets see these skinny jeans n short shorts!!!!!!!!

[Crypt707]

Blows my mind how you can make a video in the morning and be all cheery. When I wake up it's like "if you dare say something to me and expect me to speak in response omg no you're going to.. DIIIEEEEEE MORTAL"

[sorrow11]

lol your videos are really enjoyable i got hooked , I bet your the funny one in your group of friends xD

[ekrinain]

I. enjoy you. so. much.

[quickpwned]

Nah, ur simpsons. You were cool before paramour, and will be cool long after!

[KingPogo18]

Happy Thanksgiving Dodger. =3 And happy hair day stuff~

[MrLycan]

It would be awesome if Hailey Williams contacted you and was like, "no, it's cool. I actually got the idea for my hair from you. <3"

[mngapro]

i dont rate girl burps i think its disgusting lol

[Laurens213]

I have the exact same problem during a Steam sale... xD

Oh and btw @Steam: 1€ is NOT 1$!!

[ThePlanetofSounds]

Kristen Stewart and Hayley Williams keep jackin your swag! :P

[davidi3002]

dodger... it is about time you do a mohawk

[M21cat]

DAMN MY SUB BOX DIDNT WORK!!!!

[justfeelingirie]

Dreadlocks.

[TheShuckleProduction]

hai i fap to dodger it bad though becaus i fap too much to dodger and help ples :) thank

[Raelic1337]

I want to spend a day with you... just with how bloody random you are, I feel like there would be some randomness that results in utter epicness.. or me in the hospital. Either way, awesome.

[gtiguy87]

I like a girl whos not afraid to let a burp go every once in a while. Oh and btw dont kno if ur a sports fan but im a HUGE Oregon Ducks fan. Go Ducks!!!

[heroruls]

i vote your way hoter as her ps call me

[TealRhinoGuitar]

Band ? You can already count one guitar player : D

[GarfieldStarcraft]

Hailey who??? Never heard about...

I am just stupid European... I love with Dodger... :-)))

[PickleCritBox]

being compared to hayley williams is not a bad thing

[1337ard]

I would pay to see dodger in really short shorts or the skinny red jeans...

Seriously, I would.

[brownj4698]

please take us for a outside and show around :-)

[51mu]

Once I was in a conversation that started with someone saying "I like Cobb Salad." Ten minutes later we were talking about Greek and roman gods.

[AdoptThisBaby]

im in love with this beautiful girl... im only 6 years old :D

[vook777]

yeah... on the subject of teeth grinding: your video of Jul 1, 2011... dude, you have some anxiety issues.

[PerriBannana]

dude, as long as you don't get an undercut

[Pimmwing]

I play bass...... Wanna start a band or whatever? :)

[MaliusEpiphany]

You looked so cute with messy hair ^.^

[toastifiedpenguin]

MAKE ALL YOUR HAIR BLACK. BLACKEN ALL THE THINGS.

[xoxblackwatchxox]

dont hate on hayley shes just as cool as dodger !! :)



[ecapstone]

Rating burps: Simpsons did it.

[ShryffFox]

Dodger, you will always look pretty no matter what your looks like #cheesy

[fiefire1234]

Damn it, DODGER! LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!!!! It's HUUUGE!

[GumbaLumba2]

"SO DEADLY" rofl! You're jawesome! :D

[Jocko6418]

Someone should make a GIF of 7:37 - 7:43

[SirChaosS]

yes i rate the burps around me (that one gets a 0.5 btw) on a 1 - 10 scale based on length, volume, and texture. (Yes substance gets bonus points. I KNOW RIGHT) It's ok Dodger, my brain jumps topics pretty randomly too so i was able to follow you in this vid.

[Leafbleeder]

♥ I'm more of a listener too, but you talk pretty good in your vlogs, you don't loose your trains of thought no where near half the times I do when talking :D

[ShadesofGaming]

Positive response for randomness!

[PsychoCPU]

crazy hair dodger ftw!

[brattypup]

YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY

[RyBread564]

luv ya dodgy!

[FrozenPancakesHERO]

the thumb nail for this video is freaking adorable. haha

[UrbanKhoja]

Did I detect a hint of 'Charlie the unicorn' in there...

[Fellipesp90]

"Somewhere betweem a 6 and a 9. I'm really proud of it"

[ThePsychoToaster]

The creepy comments about Dodger are getting a bit weird now. Yes, she's very pretty and yes she seems interesting in these videos so she's probably interesting to talk to. But there are interesting and pretty girls everywhere. You know, out there. In society. You can even talk to them!

[candemkd]

man, you weren't kidding with the title...

[MatthewDurand27]

Ha, goofy, I see what you did there.

[GetDownGames]

Control your mug, woman! :P

[Yotakari14]

Don't you just love it when your coffee mug is nearly as big your face?

[iseedumbppol]

oh & btw...

dodger > hayley williams

[iseedumbppol]

haha, i have the same problem with online shopping. i think it's just fun to click the little "add to cart" button.

[ArgoVaughn]

You ever think Haley Williams compares her life to you and not the other way around. Maybe she thinks, "Man, Dodger is so cool. I want hair like hers." Also I think you are older than Haley by a few years so maybe she is the clone. If you want to be like her you also have to leak a topless photo too. So think about that before you buy red pants. :-)

[jackoghost]

perhaps hayley williams watches your vids aswell, could be :)

[cloudrebelio]

im watching this video again just because Dodger is super cute >_<

[prnkstr]

So....how's the farm?:P Coffe somehow doesn't taste the same anymore if Im not watching Coffeh time....wierd huh..

[chrisdemeyere]

Let's face it Dodger, Haley Williams is your biggest fan!

[KingCreme]

i´m sooooo absolutly drunk .....

[bulbonius]

@KingCreme I can't tell if this a vodka joke or a grammar mistake.

[mariusvanrhijn]

@bulbonius My guess after 15 minutes of investigation is that he's drunk.

[sinfulghost]

DODGER DO THIS!!! OH GOD WOULD YOU LOOK BEYOND DREAMY!!! EXTREMELY LIKE WOW!!! WOW!!! SPEECHLESS LIKE DAMN.... WOW!!! google purple pink and blue hair oh how you would look like a hot anime character =D do it for your fans!!!! the fans!!!

[my9killer4no]

Dodger look at it this way!

Hayley is like 21-22 (I think so)

And you say your in midt 20 (so over 22).

Maby Hayley is a fan of yours! :D

[TaterRawrrOfficial]

my two faveourite people are dodger and hayley :D <3<3<3<3

[ferenzicmonk]

I always wonder who that one person is who dislikes your videos.

[Doftzinho]

@ferenzicmonk Hayley Willians?

[Honorfull]

@ferenzicmonk It's Me....

Now type the first thing that crossed your mind.

[789123456789]

@ferenzicmonk herself.

[BorgFalcon]

@ferenzicmonk Hailey Williams. she's jelly.

[Raelic1337]

@ferenzicmonk Clearly the one person is Hayley Williams... she clicks Dislike and then steals her hairstyle.

[GreenbulletGames]

@ferenzicmonk is it always one person? lol

[M21cat]

@ferenzicmonk the guy who is fapping and got caught by his mom HA HA XD

[mngapro]

@ferenzicmonk it is always one person lol what a loser

[ThisTroper1]

@ferenzicmonk haters gonna hate :D

it's worse when there's a single dislike on some incredibly obscure song that you would have to look up specifically by name, and it has a dislike on it.

[rodrigojuanpereira]

"Now I'm going to drink my coffee -clink- owwww"

SO CUTE

[firecracker999999]

Can't wait to see your hair!

[burakeren]

Hayley Williams looks like you ;)

[gualeshadow]

I actually did not know who Hayley Williams was until you mentioned looking like her in an earlier video.

[chilenagringa27]

I love Hayley! paramore <3

[xLivLightning]

@chilenagringa27 awwww bro.

[AWhiteDead]

i think heyley Williams was here : 1 dislike....

[JackusMX]

pleas wear really short shorts... please...

[Enigura]

Talk more, the world needs more Dodger adorababbleness. (Adorababble, that word has been stuck in my head for HOURS! GAH!)

[MetallicaATLTrivium]

Dodger > Hayley Williams

Hands down

[TheYonkous]

does dodger have a twitter if so what is it?  please help ^_^

[Goroh35]

@TheYonkous yes it´s dexbonus

[Cormalek]

I've had to google who the hell Hayley Willians is, so 1up. Gamers world.

Googled second time upon hearing about the short shorts (don't judge me).

[CJprodz]

Don't worry Hayley Williams is hot. Good person to be compared too :P

[MegaEddie45]

maybe hayley IS Dodger!? =)

[phelps461]

Hayley Williams is younger that you, so she copied everything in her life, from you.

[YayYouFoundAlex]

I vote for the really short shorts Dodger O.o

[danielwejones]

That's what you get when you let the coffee win! Whoaa

[PixelMug]

IM English.. What's black Friday? xx =D

[MrKrolash]

@PixelMug Black Friday is the day following Thanksgiving Day in the United States, traditionally its considered the beginning of the Christmas shopping season.

[GSmileCo]

7:07 we'll listen to you... <3

[klepto411]

i'm sure your older than Hayley so she was probably grown from you! Reclaim your throne!! :D

[SuperSaiyanAkuma]

Dodger, I found you exactly 1 year ago today. Since that day, I have followed you faithfully through two different flats, through ups and down... through Duke Nukem Forever... thank you for continuing to entertain me :) Speak next November 21st :) x

[benignchaos]

Listeneeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrs! *high five/fist bump!*

[TheTandfshow]

i do rate burps with how hard i high five them afterwards lol

[SteamAPunk]

I know that feel, bro, I had pretty long hair since I was like 8 years old, then back in 2009 everyone accused me of copying his hairstyle...

Then he cut it. It's all good now

[Tatudd1]

wow shes hot

[789123456789]

I would kill 100 Hayley Williams for 1 Dodger.

and i would.....i.....

no mom....its a joke.....

[stri90i]

@789123456789 why dont you just have 1 dodger and 1 hayley williams and kill everone else

[taramaclayfan]

@stri90i nah we really only need the one Dodger, Hayley Williams is unnecessary

[w4vezf9a]

after 7:31 everything just flipped out. Flipping out is cool.

[BarlowEnter]

7:30 AAAAhhayleywilliams!hayleywill­iams!hayleyfffwilliams. Burry your face in creamy, tomatoey, freaken goddess vegetable hair. Freaken goddess head on a spike.

[rooroo1988]

you're def a lot hotter than hayley

[TheMasterSummers]

Did you know that Hayley Williams loves to drink coffee, video log, and talk about video games too!!!???

[BarlowEnter]

@TheMasterSummers You're encouraging her to be recycled.

[TheMasterSummers]

First world problems with DODGER!!!!!

[TheAdversaryAlliance]

Dodger, don't worry, you're not the only one in the world. I have a friend who gets compared to Hayley Williams like every single day I see her, and she does the hairstyles BEFORE Hayley Williams, and the worst part is... her name's Haley :D :D :D

[meetmeatskyline]

I still remember the first time I saw one of your previous COFFEH time vids and I really thought you are  HAYLEY WILLIAMS..:) You are Beautiful, Dodger.:)

[Terligz]

Hayley Obviously watched Dodger's shows and stole the ideas from Dodger.... Not Dodger stealing the idea from Hayley.

[MrSlingdad]

Lawl me and my friends rate burps too. Awesome! ヽ(´▽`)/

[cloudrebelio]

Dodger you just achieved a new level of cuteness in this video!

[frankendeed69]

i really don't think you look like her your hair was slightly like hers but i don't see it

see isn't as awesome also

[micol19]

the voice in which you introduce your video is different to your normal voice

[dropsforahotstone]

i´ve a sec.name and free entrence to all things at castle schönbrunn, im so special:)

Dogger's videos remind me alot of youtube your watching interesting videos and then you realize your in "that" part of youtube again and your sitting there hitting the back button trying to find out how you got there, she does that mentally at least once a video :P