Eric Cartman Poker Face FULL SONG (parody)

[beepbop1001]

Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass

[LittleMissErato]

It sounds like he's saying "pot pie" poker face a couple of time... too funny...

[juicyck7]

725 douche bags in this world.

[GamerRodriguez]

don't give 2 shits about whales

[IsaacBlackburn1]

Favourite south park characters:

1. Randy

2. Cartman

3. Butters

4. Kenny

5. Chef (R.I.P Isaac Hayes)

[Flozinator1000]

Heroes isthe best show of the world

[lolalotboy]

GO AWAY NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

[MrHQubaisi2]

@lolalotboy Kyle?

[acidA20]

I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[gredangeo]

Cartman and Randy needs to make a CD of cover songs. Maybe a double disc. :)

One can only hope. I'll be willing to pay a buck fifty per song if not more. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[moonieboomer]

724 people dont have genitalia

[alexawesome992]

pop pop pokerface

[vidiosverarsche]

32,783 love cart ment 724 dont liek your mom ^^

[spozoo]

724 Are cold, and don't see what he's got

[DoctorGerm]

724 was obvious gaaaaaaaaaaay !

[IceburgFanell]

This is an amazing edit, good job! :D

[XPaigeX1234]

haha! Love this episode. Going 2 watch it right now. LOVE IT.

[44DemonSlayer]

Sounds better then Lady Gaga :D

[MrStan713]

How can you possebly dislike this video !?!

[Vassild]

LADY GAGA COPIED CARTMEN AND FAILED!!!

[55dickhead]

FUCK you whale and dolphin

[FelixDaHitlerClone]

i have real songs rapped by me satanist peoples check my page

[dathebikweer]

i don't give crap to whales so go and hug a tree xDDD

[BIO4234]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL



[adamXvoice]

His voice is a lot better than her's, this song suits his voice

[sarcip7x]

I have had this damn song stuck in my head for 3 days.

[mikkeline213]

Cartman really reminds me about alan from hangover hes annoying FUCKING funny..

[DoctorGerm]

yeah that or download antbar to download youtube movies with 1 easy klik ^^

[Joeyandowen7]

the dislike bars lady gaga's ding dong : )

[thomcat86]

honestly i didnt know what the hell this song was saying until I heard Cartman sang it then I went....OOOHHH!

[jeffnero121]

Looks that Lady GaGa is famous thanks to cartman...

HAHAHA!!

[amenfashionladygaga]

'I dont give a crap about whales so go hug a tree' thats my favorite line in this song

[PaytimeAT]

EricCartmanVEVO

[ERlCCartmanVEVO]

@PaytimeAT o really?

[HabitatSk8er7198]

The best part is 2:27. Hahahaha!!!

[niteight]

fucking awsome

[jei444]

cartman cartman cartman!

fuck lady gaga

[YaYmE94Bgd]

thumbs up if you watch this in 2012 :D

[buttermaster99]

thumb up if u are still watching this in 2012

[kludgeon]

Hella sweet.

[Miqimus]

Wow, so long time when this (and lady gagas version) came out... what the fuck.

[LingLing9978]

this version makes song sound really good for some reason

[huh522]

java..

[tailsandcookie200]

tubebs up if ur whcting in 2012

[jason23489]

best song ever cartman good one man

[littlebuddyable]

I wonder how much they paid him to actually sing this lol

[GBowser13]

the Japs in the episode grabbed more attention to the majority of the crowd, but not I. I saw this song as a shining beacon in the episode for all Cartman fans to unite and Kill the Japs . . . and the jews

[BlueRivaly]

Cartman shoud become a professional singer. He`s singing all the time

[Zergling323]

@audurasa i played this when i won a 300$ pot while playing poker with family XD

[rappersrock1]

ooh ooh! do juda

[charliethunicorn]

lady gaga rocks........its just fun listening to people try to sound like the ssuperstar...... or sound better.....

[DaseinAnton]

I bet Cartman is more famous then lady gaga ^^

[metalkingdom100]

@DaseinAnton well obviously

[mateikill]

(comment)top please

[squirrelexpert4]

better than the real version

[juuuuuuuushane]

@squirrelexpert4 i agree

[12own4ever]

long description

[MugiwaraNoGintoki]

lady gaga sucks.

Cartman actualy rocks

[The1andOnlyCG]

i want to hear eric sing more lady gaga songs

[njmsb4]

it's really funny that the two top comments are about lady gaga covering the song.

[therichshady]

@SUPERsaiyan2012 he says hug not f*ck get it right!

[SUPERsayian2012]

@therichshady Well fuck you,you don't have to be a dick about it for fucks sake.

[gangster1238956]

south park made lady gaga famous

[xXxTheDwarfCastxXx]

eric cartman > lady gaga

[mightydude210]

pa pa pa poker face

[DoctorGerm]

i bet lady gaga listens everyday to the track!!!

[Imaika2]

i don't give a damn about whales so go and hug a tree X3

[mightydude210]

pa pa pa pokerface..............hahahah­a

[MegaAlienKiller]

Cartman son ledy gaga :DDDD

[Timberwolf7585]

Eric Cartman; a much better singer than the talentless attention whore who did the original song.

[rleary1]

..CAN'T READ MAH!!, CAN'T READ MAH!!... ROFLMAO

[AssistedSucide]

cartman better than lady gaga xD

[TheHamtaroFlower1]

*puts video on endless loop* There. Set for tonight.

[luckybrandonful]

:megusta: Hi daddy! :trolldad: STFU!

[gradius12]

MJ: You have a beautiful voice Cartman!

Cartman: Thank you, Mr. Jefferson. So do you.

[littlemexsin]

So funny when in the midle when Kile and stan come along and ask Eric wtf are you doing?!?!?!

[NEOFIGHTER2304]

oooouh well look there all my little friends with all their little dreams xD xD

[CaillouMontana]

I know saman in real life we go to the same school n he act like cartman some times ( I love u lil bro)

[FastEyeStudios]

"I want to feel your warm 'salvation' all over my face."

[Kennwortize]

Lady GaGa made a HORIBLE cover of this song. *shudders*

[littlegirl6645]

This is now my new ringtone<3

[YoshiAngemon]

Gazpacho was better at spoofing!

[slomrs1]

i heard lady gaga made terrible parody of this

[Quocalimar]

Thumbs up if you're going to be watching this 2012

[Caparzoshow]

That was incredible dude!

[defil3d16]

Anybody else think it sounds like cartman says poke her face? im trying to prove a point to my friend that hes eric cartman and the way he pronounces it sounds like poke her face cause he's awesome and my friend doesn't watch all the episodes like i do so i told her to sing eric cartmans version of poker face you need to say poke her face other wise your just singing lady gaga's version :P anybody else agree?

[goku21060]

@defil3d16 no its po-ker face you can hear but some times it kinda sounds like eh says poke her face

[fraggle26]

better than the original for sure lol



[Tylise11]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

hahaha

[eevee4427]

#3: Poker Face by Lady Gaga

#2: Brooklyn Rage by YGTAS

#1: Poker Face: Cartman

[karlosantini]

better then the original :D

[ImTheAmazingWhiteGuy]

cartman >all

[ManiacoSuperdotado]

Cartman, eres mi héroe!!! :D

[michael123ize]

of coruse ur going to be total famous u did poker face

[FKITC]

cartman sings better than lady gaga!

[djm51x]

makes me smile big

[canadianbaconbro]

i heard lady gag did a cover of this song

[BigoleGreezy]

@canadianbaconbro really wow

[DoomWoop]

@canadianbaconbro Bastard,

This is a cover of lady GaGa

[killerjay13andAhalf]

@canadianbaconbro CANADIAN!!!!

[TheHacker1999]

@killerjay13andAhalf LOL he was joking it means that cartmans version is better idiot

[nedertased]

Enter: goo.gl\k55ge and win iPhone 5 now.

[55nibo55]

wel hello its on my little friend xd

woekie 

[HorsieeGeorgiee]

some biatch called 'lady gaga' made a parody of this -_-

[doogie619]

I bet they could never get a full edition off this song.. Because they would be laughing there ass off every 30 seconds. I love the line "I dont care about the wales go hug a tree" because its actually about the episode it ran on. EPIC SONG I

[emmau5aur]

POOOOEEEEKUR FAES

[4nerdface]

this is the song of my life

[tigerclawyourownface]

@2veki first of all please don't call me stupid and second I forgot what I said so wutever lol :3

[LeslieMan1998]

thumb up if you got this song on itunes

[andre4771000]

i heard lady gaga copyed this song from cartman :D

[HotelRoyal2011]

I like this more then the original and it's funny <3 I like South Park <3

[jtaylor12080]

Cartman > Lady puke

[Erebus2075]

much better then the original :D

[bluemonster50]

is this the song lady gaga covered?

[AlexandraVioletta]

@bluemonster50

I think so ;o)

[andre4771000]

thumbs up for south park

[RatliffNia]

LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFAAAA­AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[rmskapura]

I like this song better than the original

[missalyssamagnani]

@rmskapura  i kown, its weird, huh

[gibstack693]

"I don't give a crap 'bout whales so go and hug a tree."

Love that line XD

[GraphicsXx]

if an animated caracter sings better then the original version.... xd

says enough :p

[TheKCProductions101]

719 forgot to hug the tree 

[TheKCProductions101]

lmfao

[dietasse24]

is this in a real episode ? who made this ?

[BlueKewne]

@dietasse24 This is made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

It's in the episode where Kyle tries to stop off shore whaling.

[HollywoodNickKennedy]

how can ppl dislike this, i cant stop laughing

[fallouthreerocks]

hOly FuCkInG sHiT lAddy GAGA SUCKS CARTMAN IS ALOT BETTER

[RespectxdMLG]

if this was kenny it would b mumbling

[ZarCus1984]

Hey dude whats up! I downloaded this song using the link in your description and I used it in my Battlefield 3 Multiplayer Gameplay video then the outcome is so cool!

/watch?feature=player_embedded­&v=3X--_p_z1H4

thank you for the music....

[fearthespear253]

i dont like the 1 lady gaga sings i only like cartmans one on whale whores

[skiller167]

716 People Are Getting Poker Faced errr.....

Go Hug A Tree :)

[riversmother]

716 people disliked this because they can't read Cartman's Poker Face.

[unbreakable1100]

xD n1

[SomeGeekOnHere]

I don't give a crap about your comments so go hug a tree...

[SmoothKoahla]

0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 Free replay buttons you will need it :)

[jackm091000]

this is mint

[deankidcfc]

lol i bet they guy that does cartmans voice was having fun recording this

[sexmedhitler]

@deankidcfc It's a chick!

[deankidcfc]

@sexmedhitler is it? haha XD 

[SumFreshDkaf]

@sexmedhitler Not it's a guy, Trey Parker one of the creators of the show. Him and Matt Sone do most of the voices which is why a lot of them sound the same .

[TheShankPimp]

@deankidcfc You mean Trey Parker...the co-creator of South park..

[thedigitaldragon]

@TheShankPimp of course trey was having fun with this

[Eclaiir94]

@deankidcfc Trey Parker, creator of South Park along with Matt Stone :P I'm sure they both enjoy doing their job loool

[CodPK2]

South Park sholud really make Eric Cartman albums and sell them a stores no im not joking. Poker Face is album 1 :D

[NightFear1992]

Lady Gaga made 716 Accouts to dislike this song !

[andre4771000]

720

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@NightFear1992 Hey now don't you dare shit on Gaga like that. When Weird Al was told he wasn't allowed to release "Perform this way" It turned out it was just her shitty fucking agent. Gaga herself LOVES this kind of shit, and has never done anything but support it anywhere I've ever heard, and in fact personally told Al his parody was cool. If anything, she's 3k of the LIKES.

[bludingor]

@NightFear1992 722

[slomemo916]

FUCK LADY GAGA !!!!

she stole song to Eric Cartman !!



[MrMrCompiler]

I thought Cartman told Kyle to go back to Israel the first time I heard it. >.>

[Arxidomorfos]

It's not funny or ironic. I really like this version a lot more than gaga's.

[TINDROW9]

716 could not poke her face.

[Cryss1cK]

@TINDROW9 "her" face ?! o.O'

[mariomt2]

poke her face

[zinpgh]

lol

[REfreak3]

LOL

[SuperSjcproductions]

hate this song but cartman sounds way better than that fucking gaga :D

[stinkieaap]

Hahahaha love it..

[XFACTORX3]

its funny how i think the real song is shit but i love this version

[DraktylQ]

Better than the original!

[LoThSeNtINeL]

@DraktylQ what are you talking about this is the original

[pokerlif3]

the 2 greatest things in the world ...south park and poker :D

[animaroku]

in soviet russia you dont give a crap about whales, whales crap about you

[missalyssamagnani]

lololololol

[2Fingerboard]

Why is lady gaga singing a parody of shis parody?

[TheBubba68]

@2Fingerboard LMAO! Good one!!!!!



[CDybs]

Been watching South Park since i was 13 and it will never get old. Love you guys

PLS DONT EVER STOP

[countryboy3842]

Love this! Better than Lady Gagas voice

[56shannasviola65]

well uk rules

[KawAwesome]

s13e11 when stan want save the whales

[CrvenaZvezdaDelija29]

I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[SUPERsayian2012]

@CrvenaZvezdaDelija29 He says go fuck a tree not go hug a tree.

[CrvenaZvezdaDelija29]

@SUPERsayian2012 HUG not FUCK

[giordanobrunovela]

what a beautiful voice...

[Pepper6464]

Not as funny as Taco Flavor kisses.