Shit Snowboarders Say

[REDLIBERTY00]

i like how the kid on the laptop say, he needs a Red Bull, Rockstar and Monster... He's wearing a Rockstar hat. Way to support the drink by wanting others..

[D1LLEGAL]

@REDLIBERTY00 yeah or maybe its a youtube video and not a commercial.

[This1FuckinGuy]

Gaper... LoL

[lkblkblkblkb]

@1:18 "i'm not trying to break my shit off" ...less than a month later you break your hand off of your wrist. way to do dillon.

[D1LLEGAL]

@lkblkblkblkb way to do lauren

[SillyStonerStories]

snowboarder dont say yardsell

[D1LLEGAL]

@SillyStonerStories but the do say yardsale.

[fooldude22]

@D1LLEGAL THEY accually do say yardsell

[D1LLEGAL]

@fooldude22 sale

[parkkillers]

rep minnesota !!!!

[gallimaufry2bmxer]

Swaaag

[SteezedProductions]

Hyland!

[Zombieblizzed]

Hylands woohoooo! MN represent

[Forumsnowboarder62]

Dylan you got the dinasours will die board stolen?

[D1LLEGAL]

@Forumsnowboarder62 no it was an Option 156 Mendenhall. who is this?

[Forumsnowboarder62]

Haha is that dylan t?

[i1337Alec]

Hyland has an awesome park!

[JamonaRock]

Shit

I am batman

[Gsantollo]

are you on a rented rossy?

[D1LLEGAL]

@Gsantollo yes, my snowboard just so happened to have gotten stolen that day. Hyland was nice enough to hook me up with a basic rossy rocker.

[saavaa]

I need a Red Bull

[noahsw]

For a related video, check out "Sh*t GoPro Owners Say"

[MsAuntieCarol]

Ahahahaha keep up the good work!!

[TylerTheCarny]

OH BABY CUM FOR MEE!!! lmfao i cant stop laughing!!!

[BartelmeKnows]

Is this hyland? lol

[Kaykayslayer1]

lol... I'm a snowboarder girl

[HYLANDHEROS]

hyland...



[M00sin4tor]

Well shit I'm glad I don't wear what you described a gayper as.. since I just started snowboarding last year.

[AndAvery]

why did this get so many dislikes? haha everything in this video is so fucking true.

[LeDuckDuckGoose]

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail

[ripcurlordie]

dont use a gopro for this !

[D1LLEGAL]

@ripcurlordie it already happened. why the exclamation point?

[javelinxd44]

@ripcurlordie What, are they going to buy another camera just for one video?

[SKIxEMxINxTHExGOLDN]

Hahahahaha lmfao not even kidding i'm the kid in the orange jacket yelling, OHH BABY YA GONNA CUM FOR ME?!!!!!

[D1LLEGAL]

@SKIxEMxINxTHExGOLDN haha funniest part. is that a song?

[SKIxEMxINxTHExGOLDN]

@D1LLEGAL no thats from the movie naked mile i think when the kid is watching the porno and his grandma walks in hahahaahahaha

[stronger186]

@SKIxEMxINxTHExGOLDN christians a faggot

[mikenike40]

yard sale.... i thought that was only said in hockey ahaha

[xXGummyBearMafiaXx]

where was this shot at?



[D1LLEGAL]

@xXGummyBearMafiaXx Hyland Hills in Minnesota.

[WillBarrett5]

goofy footed fuckss



[girlsnowboarder77]

I don't think there's a thing on here I haven't said atleest once...thats a little sad...but funny :)



[iBladeV4L]

"Is that a Subaru?" FUCK NAW IT'S MUH VOLVO

[cyb3rwolf51]

Buttery 

[borlejeff]

Nice Video buddy. Pretty funny shit

[natalee016]

everyone hating needs to pull the tampon outta their vaginas and relax. don't watch it if you hate it, pretty simple.

[D1LLEGAL]

@natalee016 thanks man, I know the audio sucks but I think its pretty funny.

[HondaMx226]

Haha fucking awesome. "hey is that another subaru".  I do the same thing crushing down the road. Hey another STI :) haha

[drcobb40]

Hahaha that shits funny

[thejackattack15]

It was windy and warm...

[jgjojljf]

79 skiers are jealous they aren't cool enough to snowboard

[MelCarty37]

HYLAND HILLZZZZZ

[leecerfer]

Whats a Gayper?

[D1LLEGAL]

@leecerfer someone who rocks a ski-doo jacket, blue jeans, blaze orange hat and rental skis. a noob basically.

colorado term i guess.

[JMort95]

@D1LLEGAL kook

[cvrvids]

@D1LLEGAL haha in NE they're called "Joeys"

[wake123soccer123]

@D1LLEGAL Nahh its universal that guy is just an idiot

[TaylorBurnsRed]

@D1LLEGAL Naw, we call the noobs gaypers in Washington too.

[airhead3333]

@D1LLEGAL we say gayper TOO:P

[steezeasaurusrex]

@leecerfer Its referring the the gaps tourists have, i.e. between google/sunglasses and helmet, or boot and pant.

[D1LLEGAL]

@steezeasaurusrex I didn't know that. makes sense though.

[Earth8ound8]

@steezeasaurusrex HAHA, We figure its because they spend so much time gaping, it is totally a multi-purpose word though, describing the same kind of person. I like the gayper comment too.

[thejackattack15]

Oh sick I'm the skier that ruined your drop, well it doesn't really matter considering you were on the last knoll....

[D1LLEGAL]

@thejackattack15 you didn't really ruin my drop, I was trying to get that shot.

[D1LLEGAL]

@D1LLEGAL nice job on avoiding the rail and jump btw.

[Rosefacekillah]

you can so tell this was filmed in minnesota

[autocrossaholic]

drop. ... Drop?!?

[kacysaur]

steeeeeeze.

[Fingermanant1234]

GAPER swag

[MultiWheat]

haha Subaru, he knows whats up.

[TMatic08]

One more thing snowboarders say: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" as I run them over getting off of the ski lift! Yeah, I said it. lol

[MattchewDana]

Is that a girl!?

[MattchewDana]

Minnesota hell yeah!! Haha great!! goofy footed fuckers. My gloves are fucked. It's fuckin icy.

[TheLamboman8]

Too bad all the snowboarders are shit..

[ManVanSwag]

@TheLamboman8 Now don't say that.

[Andreloification]

hey lets do the whole video from three camera angles!

[D1LLEGAL]

@Andreloification I made this video in 3 hours cunt. you don't even have any videos so what makes you think you can talk shit?

[Deliphresh]

@D1LLEGAL well next time dont make the video in 3 hours

[yugozastava13]

@D1LLEGAL Holy shit, I didn't know snowboarders got so butthurt.

[awesomeness1367]

@D1LLEGAL Shut up. Your video sucks and that guy was right and snowboarding sucks anyways. Umad?

[swaggasaurusrex22]

@awesomeness1367 hey FUCK yourself!

[DLarsen87]

@dudesawg :D

[brittanieisanalways]

i have a fisheye lens! i will use it for every shot!

[D1LLEGAL]

@brittanieisanalways GoPro Hero 2. I had no choice. thanks for the love babe.

[kvnftzsmmns]

@D1LLEGAL actually you can change from 170 degrees to 127 degrees on the 2.

[MrTagzzz]

@D1LLEGAL you can change the settings so its narrow instead of wide

[fuzzyfasi]

Skate Banana FTW :DDD

[freeskierinsf]

bad copy cars

[D1LLEGAL]

@freeskierinsf cars? is this a compliment or some more hate?

[D1LLEGAL]

@freeskierinsf copy of what?

[ferencik73]

This is so BA haba

[D1LLEGAL]

@ferencik73 thanks I think its BAD ASS also. haba to to you too.

[goshdangheck]

well it was annoying.. so i guess you did a good job portraying snowboarders

[DudeSawg]

dinosaurs will die board!

[DruidessDubh]

I'm mildly offended by the "she's pretty good for a girl" comment. I don't really see a difference other than level of douchebaggery.

[D1LLEGAL]

@DruidessDubh I'm overly offended by the fact that you think I give a shit what you have to say. get off the internet, i think your roast is burning.

[JMort95]

@DruidessDubh yee bitch

[74NK5280]

SWAG!

[SimonXR]

steez right there

[benfray2]

ANY snowboarder should love this .. why all the dislike, damn skiers

[jlyons18]

not as good as shit skiers say which is why im assuming you made this.

[oooohla123]

steezy and buttery

[turtlesmasher101]

It's not whether skiing or snowboardings the best it's that snowboarders just suck

[NateGUYYY]

i dig.

wanna team up in the near future and make some sick shiiiit?!

[D1LLEGAL]

@NateGUYYY I've been waiting to hear those words for so long.

[NateGUYYY]

@D1LLEGAL BOOM. Its on.

[brettmonster4640]

should have said something about skiers on chairnlifts taking the right side!

[DLarsen87]

Hate hate hate

[stockbanger]

I didn't hear "Hey Gopro this!!!" or "did you get that shot" or "was the camera on?!!!"

[D1LLEGAL]

@stockbanger yeah thats because they say a lot of stuff like that in "Shit Skiers Say" I was trying to be original I guess.

[D1LLEGAL]

@stockbanger your videos are sick. how you like northstar?

[TheConceptsMusic]

pretty bad lmao

[thankeny]

did you shoot this at highland?

[D1LLEGAL]

@thankeny yeah I did. you go there?

[jarsofhoney16]

not even close to as good

[zandertower617]

copy of shit skiers say from voleruz

[D1LLEGAL]

@zandertower617 and thats a copy of shit girls say by @shitgirlssay you dumb fuck. just like all these others that are parodies of shit girls say. haven't you realized that yet?

Welcome to the internet, don't take your training wheels off just yet.

[Ihatepeople1434]

Yea what's up with this year's "His pants are too tight" trend?

[D1LLEGAL]

@Ihatepeople1434 yeah I know. I don't care what people wear. if they have skill who cares what they wear.

[Ihatepeople1434]

@D1LLEGAL Yea I am not so considerate haha I mean yea they have skills but I am all about catching a good pic and I don't think getting a picture that is good looking is possible in skinny jeans lol just bad style trend. But that's only my opinion.

[DeenoDNA]

@D1LLEGAL jelly jelly bitches bitches trollin' on the interwebz

[DeenoDNA]

shit shit talkers say. class act.

[D1LLEGAL]

@DeenoDNA that'd be funny. kids talking shit on the internet just cuz they have small dicks and no friends.

[GoRide26]

shit snow bladers say...

[Mdskiracer205]

shit skier say>>>>>> shit snowboarders say

[connormcfaRland]

never use a gopro to record audio

[maequi]

your attempt did abolutely go wrong! laaaame

[bilts12]

So lame!!!

[D1LLEGAL]

@bilts12

nice video, i love the AUDIO!

faggot

[XClegacy]

The subaru part is true. literally every 2nd gen. subaru WRX ever sold can be seen parked at snoqualmie pass on a given saturday

[D1LLEGAL]

@XClegacy yeah I came up with that line while sitting in my buddies subaru counting subarus haha.

[lemon7fresh7iced7tea]

not nearly as good as shit skiers say

[D1LLEGAL]

@lemon7fresh7iced7tea

Im assuming that you're joking? sarcasm?

[Entities916]

HAHAHA YES

[animalchin101]

@qazels then you're deaf?

[qazels]

that was terrible....i couldnt hear a word they said..

[D1LLEGAL]

@qazels

are you using a computer with speakers?

[OneEightNate]

Nice try!

[D1LLEGAL]

@OneEightNate

thanks nate. lets see your attempt at humor.

[OneEightNate]

@D1LLEGAL I don't try to be funny when I'm not :)

[D1LLEGAL]

@OneEightNate at least you admit it. Im here for humor.

[gise11e]

...for a girl" xD

[gise11e]

lol we uploaded it on the same day. I'll admit defeat though.

I wonder what would turn out if we combine some clips o_O up for it?

[D1LLEGAL]

@gise11e I'd be down if you shot yours in 1080i. It'd be nice to have some clips with girls in them and their perspective.

[D1LLEGAL]

@gise11e I see your video is getting an equal amount of scrutiny. screw internet haters.

[gise11e]

@D1LLEGAL I know xD, whatevs, we had fun making it and we're not voleurz crew lol, but the internet was screaming for a "snowboarders say" one, so.

(and now there's *another* one out there lol I'm done! )

[DLarsen87]

Hahaha

[elambers1]

can i use your pole on the flat?

can i use your pole to clear my bindings?

my butt hurts

just let me hold onto you as i get off the lift

fucking t-bar

fucking poma

this jacket is too small for me

this jacket doesnt have enough colours for me