Are you a SUPERHERO?!

[StefanAjax101]

Best Intro Ever.

[wehnerdy]

morphing and weakness uranium

[david14wayne]

ability to super fast sort thru assorted future jaylenos, and with the blink of an eye, i can tell u who needs to hang it up and who might wana start callin me so we can go over the hot spots, lunch spots,, locations of random out-the-way-not-so-public pot-o-johns in the LA area. Limos are nice, but i have yet to see one with a... Anyway. keep on keepin on, youre good, quick, and its clear you enjoy yourself as u do what you do best: make folks laugh. Ill b yur frst gig for ya.DAVIDWAYNE

[BlindDateOmg]

''I'M BATMAN"!

[hubbabubbarubbalubba]

My superpowers: Super fast typing ability

My weakness: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

[reaporsreign15]

super power: ability to bend reality

weakness: Rebeca Black's Friday

the only reason that's my weakness is that is that its so sick and twisted that it would be impossible to bend and shape it into anything that wont instantaneously melt your brain

[coop878]

dude u suck why are u always in my reccomended videos

[theaveragejoe32]

@coop878 this guy is actually really popular

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

Phil kinds of looks like Ryan Reyonlds. O.P

[nnwaukwa]

power teleportaition

weakness feathers

dont ask y

[sarahsoccergirl]

Power: I can make stuff move, appear, disappear, and become invisible with my mind.

Weakness: Ice cream.

Backstory: I was on a class trip on a tour of a nuclear power plant when I got hit on the head with some plutonium.

[SpaceDude3600]

I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY FAVORITES FROM FOREVER AGO.

[RaymondSandoval123]

Power-Huge boner

Weaknesss- Porn and Cupcakes

[Sporemin]

Power-Video Games

Weakness-Women.

[Datelesswonders]

It's not about "a life simulator letting you do things you can do in real life." it's more about "a life simulator letting you do things you SHOULDN'T do in real life."

[FallenLite]

Power: Telekinesis

Weakness: Rain.... not just water but rain, natural rain.... that falls from the sky

[yawsomedude1]

My power would be to have a protect energy shield around my body. This shield would not only block hits but absorb the energy from the attack. My weakness is a chink in my energy armor and my name is Rebound.

[GinnyGirl15]

Power:Mind reading and telekenesis

Weakness:Corn

Backstory: One day as i strolled down the street a giant vat of corn rolled down a hill and crushed me, the hospital tried to save me but couldn't. As i lay there dying a strange man in tweed came in and stuck a needle in my butt, slowly i healed and became Mindpowerawesomesaucegirl!

[WarOnSanity]

My Power: The power to stretch any part of my body

My Weakness: Vaginas

[imascatmanworld]

@WarOnSanity FOREVER VIRGEN the mighty super hero!

[jdude666666]

Power: making girls have sex with me

Weakness: ugly chicks

[MsMultiawsome]

Power:morphing

Weakness: justin biber

[JustJestr]

what sidebar, your just pointing at your own vids man what a dick lol

[Darcynator]

@JustJestr This is an older vid, and, at the time, youtube had a sidebar instead of the info box below.

[veganchik11]

Power: Telekenesis

Weakness: Get killed by Miley Cyrus Music

[Mindpovver]

Powers: Telekinesis and Telepathy 

Weakness: Secret ( what idiot you must be to tell you weakness?)

[TheSpunkmunky]

a metal arm. and my weakness is fire

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

Power, super fast healing.

Weakness, going back and forth between being good and bad.

[BAMSCRITCH]

@DarinMcFarlain so your saying that its in the realm of possibility that you will sleep with another man...then your gonna die

[BAMSCRITCH]

@DarinMcFarlain so if a gay had sex with you ...that would kill you....hmmm....but sex with a straight man is ok...your a douche and should probably play in traffic...i'm just kidding....you should be ninja'd...

[234Leo2341]

Power-killing all the assholes of the world

weakness-Assholes.

[almedind]

powers. awesomness

weakness. boobs

[UrukDeathbringer]

Unpierceable skin is win... I mean vampire and zombie threats are eliminated and as an added bonus werewolves aren't scary anymore either!

[avo1423]

i am a superhero, and my power is giving orgasm and my weakness is condoms. i have tons of kids

[sirbestnameever]

I would be angry pirate my powers would be spunking in peoples eyes then breaking one of there legs weakness condoms and glasses

[dudettam]

i have the power to make anyone into either a nice person or a total dick and my weakness is kryptonite shavings on my ice cream lol

[RehnFendal]

I would be able to fly and turn things and people into potatoes. My weakness would be potatoes.  I would be called: "Super Irony Man"

[legochief]

I would have the power of Chuck Norris, Jesus, and God. Then my weakness would be woman and their nagging.

[awesomelittlebox]

Back-story : During a bicycling accident,I fell through the roof of an abandoned knife/dildo factory, bleeding out, I have a near-death experience in which Darth Vader will return me to life if I help to spread the ways of the force, at first I remember how badly life sucked with the money-hungry leaders saying "All fun things is illegal", but the idea of plunging my lightsaber into their faces makes it worth it.

[awesomelittlebox]

@awesomelittlebox Continued: I wake up with the knife wounds and a lightsaber in hand, but by an incredible streak of luck, next to the dildo/ knife factory is a tampon factory, after stopping the bleeding, I realize I could probably done this a lot faster with The Force, I limp back home, start telling the story to the people on youtube and fetch a beer with my mind.

Strengths: LIGHTSABER! esp, telekinesis enhanced reflexes

Weakness:Fear of bicycles and dildos, must be in religious flamewars

[trippletraders]

this video is gay as hell

[trippletraders]

gay

[baganga]

Powers: Fire generation, good with a gun

Weakness:Anger mangement, diamonds

[TheSweetestVegan]

Wow that opening rant was amazing

[over18irish]

Powers: Immortality, power of the guy in the Jumper movie, and waterbending.

Weakness: Cheese, Krispy Kremes, the offspring of Godzilla and Chuck Norris.

[oNgPRODUCTIONS]

Wind powers and teleportation

Weakness: Chuck norris and the falcon pawnch

[screamergenius]

i want jedi mind powers and have the power to control idiots soooooo everyone lol only weakness would be hot chicks id be too busy banging them to control anyone else

[QuantumTap]

i wanna be able to make perfect replicates of myself, clothed and equipped as i am, and disipate them at will, and when they dissipate, i gain their knowledge and experiences

and weasknesses, hmm i reckon a time maniputaor or telekenetic could kill my clones pretty easily

[QuantumTap]

i wanna be able to make perfect replicates of myself, clothed and equipped as i am, and disipate them at will, and when they dissipate, i gain their knowledge and experiences

[randyooo54]

I'm watching this on an itouch 8gig. Lol

[leonardWANTSparamore]

Powers:god powers, weakness:kryptonite

[Wylade]

cum money. my weakness is that I cum Yen when I masturbate, so I have to pay hookers to have sex with me, but then I gotta pay them.

[westleighbird]

mind control and the only weakness is moon rock!!!! i win

[Gook987]

I would be... Cat-Man! Cat-Man can climb trees, Cat-Man can sleep all day and play all night! His weakness is... Man-Bitch, a half dog, half man hybrid!

[MUJAHID56787]

OHHHHHH love the intro

[ArtisticRealms]

get some friends!!! loser!!!!



[ajani00]

powers: teleportation cloning myself and immortality

weakness: stupid vampire movies

[ILikeToMong]

Power: The unlimited energy of all the souls in the entire universe!

Weakness: Justin Bieber.

[Brandonious15987]

Powers: The force

Weakness: Beyonce

[alexhan6]

Super Power:

Mind powers! Telepathy, mind control, pyroteknesis, etc.

Weakness:

Terry Brooks

[patdown007]

no im not a superhero but ur a douche

[cod5x]

i would have the superpower to have any superpower i want and to turn it on and off when ever i want. I WIN.

[stan1234655]

Powers: controlling people

weakness: francium

[sailorninfea]

Power: super strength

weakness: lawsuits for assault and battery

[rtrxggg]

if i was a super hero i would be Cannaman and i would be able to make any strain of cannabis grow on command and the ability to turn anything into any type of hash my weekness would be antiweed propaganda

[Waspsting196]

I am fatman! I am able to HEROICLY SIT ON VILLANS FACES WITH SKULLCRUSHING FORCE! ...Mah weakness...Is..Anything healthy, protein powder, stuff like that....

[masik7290]

@Waspsting196 I LOL'D :D , IM FAT MANS SIDE KICK, HUSKY BOY LOL

[ShadowSaphron98]

QOTD: My Power would be the ability to Change into A Mystical Humaniod Sphinx to Save (or destory depending on who i choose to "Love"<the Soulmate or the Equal>)the universe From my equal.

Weakness: falling for MY Equal (evil Soulmate).

[ShadowSaphron98]

(The SoulMate or the Equal) Sorry wanted to clear up the post.

[clifgreen3]

lol, i hate the race card

[TheDarkAlmasy]

I was bitten by a radioactive horse, my powers are the ability to change the size and shape of my penis, and I can run faster than and longer than a speeding bronco!!! My weakness... is plastic sporks.

[Smileyldy08]

Lol! Hilarious. That guy should have never got in front of you. Ugh....people these days.

[sweber22]

I'm pretty sure you're my new favorite person.

[thejewmatt]

Super power - Fly

Weakness - Gravity

[cortexduck]

i would be able to transform into any animal or object, my weekness would be Dry chocolate

[julledude09]

How the hell can you say you don't care that much? You post videos all the time about news and you bring up important things. If you don't care why do you keep posting videos?

[ArcanaSniperX]

Power:flying

Weakness:Gravity

The world is so unfair.

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

@ArcanaSniperX Soooo subscribing to you.



[ChOcOsTaR27]

Power: being able to control wind, fly as fast as i wish, as strong as 5 billion men, being able to move any object with my mind, and being able to breathe in space.

Weakness: "We're All in This Together" Song by High School Musical because i really REALLY hate HSM

Story: Chances are i would be a hero when i FELT like it. Seeing that this is America and people here hate anything that isnt understandable, they would probably just try and kill me. I would only help the people i care about.

[cybercroc99]

My super power ability to stop time slow down time and speed up time- weakness pickles

[Emflyxox]

hey john lennon! lolwoah i'm weird

[KushKabob]

Superpowers- Invisibility, X-ray vision, time control, mind control :) think about it

Weakness- Penis bigger than mine, A guy who ca actually get a girl :(

[TheFallen7fold]

oh and i'm also a vampire

[TheFallen7fold]

i would be a shapeshifter who can control the element wind, fly, create force fields, and use telekinesis and telepathy.

i've already wrote a story about it.

yeah, i'm just that cool

[benlorenc]

@TheFallen7fold nice...

[TheFallen7fold]

I know, right? ;P

[jdawg1692]

Powers: Fire Generation and Control

Weakness: Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies

[Metroidknot]

power: invisability

weakness: drink chocolate milk and i lose invisability and gain flight for a day :D

[TheYasminThing]

superpower: everything that the people of x-man can do.

weakness: dolphins.

[xRogueGeassx]

superpower: mind control through eye contact.

weakness: suzaku-spin

[Richkid98]

to make any physical object in ma mind become a reality when ever i snap ma finger eg; a sword ......weakness - people with mind controlling powers ..... :-/

[Tywoo]

power: rad resistant power suit

weakness: power shortage

[pgibsvideos]

power:clone

weakness:cupcakes!

[jonasn5]

power: become avatar of Philip Defranco

weakness: when the power stops working

[Skyline329]

superpower: a huge penis :)

weakness: vaginas :(

[afirocs]

that ipod touch case has john lennon on it :D

[MeJustAgain]

super power : strength

weakness: laziness

[WhoIsRasmus]

My superpower would be flying, and my weakness would be dinosaurs

[GamersDen22]

the power to bend time the way i want. this would have no weakness because if someone shoots me i just bend time to mve me instantly to somewere else.

[t260y]

power: weed maker, causes spontaneus high in everyone around me.

Weakness: couldn't get high

Hey wait...I just saved the world...

[NOVAGIRL666]

powers: telekinetic vectors, fire, water, air beinding, super strength, super speed, immortality, leviatation, mind reading, durability, fangs, razor claws, to control time and space

im a Demoness!!

[afirocs]

so basically, master of the universe? haha

[youngbz101]

o i thought dude said super head ya i want my dick sucked :)

[YYeeaaahh]

psychic... weakness: melted gold on my faces

[TheJazzman44]

power fire/ice

weakness...powers having a limit that is flexible and changes, never going down, also lots of moral issues and the whole spiderman weakness thing where it's more of personality and life choice conflicts rather than a somewhat radioactive rock, or being a human in a world full of crazies, and super powered beings

[emilyA33]

HULK SMASH LOLOL

[Bladeodarkness24]

My super power would be to control time and my weakness would be 4 million coconuts

[ipwnwontons]

LMAO at the beggining i would have said the same thing

[Efsto4]

the power to make people leave the room with a snap of my fingers

weak to bad breath in which case i would leave the room.

[tooshort4u31]

1:33 phil has a dr. cox moment from scrubs

[iloveyou1997jd]

@tooshort4u31 ??

[DIGITALPH33RFAN123]

powers:My super power would be to become chuck norris

Weakness: What weakness im chuck norris !

[addictionboy]

@DIGITALPH33RFAN123 Unfortunately, there is only one Chuck Norris, to become him would be impossibility in itself.

[DIGITALPH33RFAN123]

*becomes half chuck norris!*

[militaryplice]

this is my first and favorite sxephil vid

[pederasii]

my super power would be so awesome it will give me the ability to control terrorists and my weakness would be ......... bombs. yea :D!!

[chillcycle]

i would be able to have sex wit w/e girl i want

weakness: not really differs from my real life lol

[gonz4diegoa2]

QOTD: the ability to have superhuman common sense and my only weakness is igorant people

[GreyNoises]

the intro to this made me subscribe.

[rockbutt123]

this shit made me bust up.

mad not caring about guy shooting guys with a shotgun but mad about drinking and driving. lol

and FUCK YEA!! good job fill telling that guy off that cut you in line even though it was a year ago.

[skeezo1988]

qotd: i would be able to turn a bag of shitty weed into fire ass buhhda... and my only weakness would be pussy..

[wolfrapter]

He has a big ass

[MrWMDs14]

My superpower is i have no weakness LOL im a smartass

[CitrusToad]

No your a dumbass...

[Paradox830]

my superpower would be the ability to fly and my weakness would be cake lol

[dev2000]

that's a lie your weakness is you don't have a superpower

yes everyone beating eachother up while flying around or super humping powers of doom youre just standing there without your weakness now that is useful ;D

[bboooppeerr]

my super power would be to make anything appear at anywhere i want.

my weakness would be other people doing stuff to my stuff i make which makes me angry.

when i am angry, i am uncontrollable and might kill my self with my real weakness which is kryptonyte.(that is a 1 of 1000,000,000 chance.)

[marcusjhung]

awesome intro, guy at the deli was a douchebag

[croquet94]

my superpower would be to be able to choose who smells my farts. and my weakness would be dolphin taint

[snelpiller]

QOTD!

Power: Control over time(includes teleport and such), you know you want it

Weakness: Some randomass rock from another planet, I wanna be able to die sometime! Cant be any fun to live forever and ever, can it?

[XRadioActivePeachesX]

Loved the intro.

Love your videos..

My super power would be to stop time, because I want to stay up all night playing games. And at 5:59, I'd stop time, and have 12+ hours of sleep in a 1 minute time period.

[pomssi1]

Best. Superpower. Eveeer!

[chelseyn09]

5 stars just for the intro

[marcusjhung]

I really don't like people who abuse the race card. THEY are the racists. racism is never gonna be gone with those idiots around.

[2Hot4You96]

i would shoot lazers,water,fire,ice,and bullets out of my fingertips and my only weakness would be 20 ft. diamonds :D

[thestationlover100]

guess wht !!!! my super power is to turn food into shit :D

[TheClickFive11]

my power would be invisability

my weakniss would be paint sparade on me!

[NoSystemAccessFee]

Time control, weakness is a large bowl of cheesy meatballs.

[jonasn5]

i would be everyman ;D (the simpsons 2101) power to absorb the powers of superheroes in comic books!

weakness: no comic books!

[hiyall200]

OMG HILARIOUS INTRO! ROFL!

[Kirbyisround]

Shotgun man

Quad barelled shotguns and legalness

[TheShaitanjr]

juggernaut, only weakness, getting killed

[squishymcd]

Ghost powers and weakness, enchiladas, dont ask why.

[DietDrMario]

i would be SEXMAN!

power:BEST SEX EVAR,irresistable to women,flying,invisibility,fap at any moment.

weakness:AIDS

[WeAreAllToBlameX]

hmm to kill all i want weaknes to get an anoing e-mail

[bametor]

Power: being an emo

Weakness: knives

[SporeGladiator]

Superpower: Awsomeness

Weakness: Nerds

(LOL JK nerds)

[XxRaWrXxXrAwRxX]

I would be... PENISMAN! superpower: can make any woman orgasm. weakness: women who fake orgasms.

back story: I was fucking my girlfriend when all of the sudden, she orgasm'd! the liquid got into my penis and gave it super powers. now I can make any woman orgasm. this is obviously fake though, I could never get a girl into bed...

[djenne101]

im lovin the back story hahahaha

[iRant4u]

Superpower : Maximum attraction + ecstasy

weakness : Gay porn :( All superpowers would shut off and I would go into blind-fedal-position

[inuvegeta3]

I'd be invisible, my weakness would be slaps in the face from chicks.

If you get that. :P

[ckopoc]

Id have super speed and my weakness would be ice,highfive :Þ

[lexilou222]

My power would be to grow my nails and hair extremely quickly, and my weakness would be scissors.

[Berdolan]

if i would be a superhero i would be controling time & space (timemanipulation) and my weakness would be my mom nagging at me :S

[MrE5785]

lol his sarcasm kinda reminds me of seth macfarlane's style of humour

[zorokid]

if i was a super hero i would have the power of poison genoration in the form of solid liguid and gas

the weakness is the poisond are highly acidic and as such when hit with a base they just fail*like baking sode and vinager*

[Artemis2guns000009]

That was so stupid, and so grammatically terrible, I have no words.....

[zorokid]

what aboutt the power is stupid, and no one cares about gramer on the internet.

[dman544]

i would go around killin dumbasses for real,with or without powers im FUCKIN done with dumb ppl

[achegal90]

power: extreme sexual indurance :D

weakness: being shy^^

get the irony

[Royalz0r]

lmao 5/5 just for the first 40 seconds. I hate the fact that black people STILL try to use the race card over the simplest shit in everyday life.

[TheJoker713]

power:being amazingg

weakness: dumb people

fav place: the world

[newgarda]

power: control time

weakness; AIDS and hunger

[kadsman12]

power : telekinesis and being able to move thru anything

Weakness : Dark matter

[NotoriousDudeable]

my ubaer powah: supa speed n' strenght

weakness: icecream, girls and pivot animations

backstory: i was eating icecream with ma girl friend, and i was watching a pivot animation with a guy with supah speed n' strenght who beat a giant mob and after 2 seconds i got that powah woah super cool

[SenorYoutubification]

i could have the power to change into wolves. my weakness is things that involve thinking ;)

[unearthlyminionofgod]

ok... this one could get lengthy....

my power.. electro based powers

weakness (obviously water)

backstory....

i was on my comp watching cool vids on utube and a lightning bolt struck my house and went thru the wires and shot thru the comp into me... thanks the the filtering propertyies of computors i was saved... not only saved but i had superpowers.. so i decided to do the right thing and become "god spark" (yes, i gave myself a name, theres not much to do around here) anyway, i went ...

[MegaStickMan]

power: super strength, rapid healing abilities (i can heal myself).

weakness: AIDS and weed

i was just walking by the side walk and the a radioactiveweed plant that i smoked and it gave me super powers.

[DyingHunter]

powers: Teleportation and telekinesis

weakness: Electromagnetism

Location: The depths of hell =p

[sikkyify]

powers: fly, control gravity, and telekinesis

weakness: monkey grenades lol

backstory: one day I saw my bro and got so pissed my mind grew and i could do kwl stuff

the intro part was my favorite (and im black so stfu)