@drunkandmisguided@25Ragz would you two shut the fuck up bitches. You're ruining youtube literally. If you guys wanna argue so much then get a motherfucking room, you fucking cunt.
"not even funny for a musician funny" paul f tompkins. give up maher this shits bad.. douche actually does a song parody of his own song. and is ACTUALLY racist, ask kumail nanjiani
@drunkandmisguided you're a fucking asshole. You dont even know him and you think he's a d bag. He's by far one of the best guitarists of all time. H'es not a d bag at all.. he's just as humble if not more than any other musician. If you hung out with him for 5 minutes you would think he was awesome.You don't know him as a person so judge him by his music.. and if you don't like it ..You're really stupid and you should shut the fuck up and go listen to something different.
Hey... Ragz... who said I didn't like his music? Hmm? I'll wait for you to come up with an answer that is irrelevant.
You know why its irrelevant? Cause I never said I didn't like his music.
What makes him a douche bag is the douche baggie things that come out of his mouth-- which had he not been so darn musically inclined, I would go find something different.
And by the off chance that I did win a chance to hang out with him, that would not go well as I am black. lolz
@drunkandmisguided ?? You're fucking retarded. That rag joke was really fucking clever. ..and you better be joking about him being racist He has 2 black drummers used 2 have 2 black backup singer..and david ryan harris.He loves Jimi Hendrix,BB King, Buddy Guy, Sam Cooke and a billion other black artists.. He baked a fucking cake for Obama. Why wouldit mater if youre black? Im not racist either.. but you're a huge nigger
you know... I really just found out who John Mayer was today haha xD
I've heard of him before but never looked him up or anything.
And this is just hilarious xD
but him kissing Perez is kinda gross sounding lol Just cuz I don't like perez though, he just makes to big of a deal out of everything, and is just annoying =/
I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. It is similarly themed to other, popular, comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. Just seems like similar themed to other, popular comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. Just seems like similar themed to other, popular comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song! Sing it to your maybe baby boy!
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song!
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
He's right....no straight guy WOULD think of those details...thats why He thought of them. Some guys do/say borderline gay shit to be funny, but ass to mouth? Thats something that NEVER passes through a straight guys head, wanna-be comedian or not....esp. after he expresses indignation that someone is pretending to be more of a queen than he is....
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Ha Ha! Spainish for Laundromat!! Hot pocket/hot topic! Marylin Manson! This is real comedy! My fans are dumb whores! I cant play guitar with any feelin! I like to fuck over woman! COMEDY!
Ha Ha! Spainish for Laundromat!! Hot pocket/hot topic! Marylin Manson! This is real comedy! My fans are dumb whores! I cant play guitar with any feelin! I like to fuck over woman! COMEDY!
@Kookycosmo who are you to say what he should and shouldnt do? quit your bitching just cause he is actually good at what he does and has a care free spirit. i think most would agree, he is probably one of the very few soulful musicians around today. if he wasn't, then why is he so welcomed by so many other great musicians like... idk, bb king, eric clapton, buddy guy, alicia keys, and why is he featured with so many other artists if he is so bad? everyone is welcomed to an opinion. this is shit
@ChristopherSEAY123 Are you stupid? At what point did he say he hates homosexuals? He said he hates when gay people act like they just turned gay yesterday. Listen. With your ears.
@RLBacklund I couldn't. I need to hear for the rest of my life, not listen to his bullshit. His gay jokes are fucking retarded (just look how they completely ruined Stewie and Family Guy altogether), gay jokes are fucking retarded, and a joke about some guy's name being Spanish for "laundry mat" was even worse.
The guy can play guitar, and can get girls like no one else, but when it comes to comedy, his true idiocy shows. A lot.
@ChristopherSEAY123 jesus christ, are you that fucking stupid?? watch the video again dumbass, he said he disliked paris hilton because acted like he just invented homosexuality. like RLbacklund said, listen with you're fucking ears
@bjhMus1C It doesn't matter what the fuck he said, you fucking troglodyte. The FACT is this moron isn't funny. He's a fucking idiot. His jokes are terrible. He's a terrible person. Get off his cock and stop replying to comments over 8 months old. No one gives a fuck about what you have to say.
And it's not PARIS Hilton dumbshit. It's PEREZ. How about you become literate, then come back and try to call someone stupid?
@ChristopherSEAY123 lmfao, typical dumbass behavior.. attempting to use what they think are big words to give the impression they have an I.Q over 70. im not on his cock.. im just saying that if you're going to talk shit about someone, get you're fucking facts right. by the way, me spelling someone's name wrong doesn't make me illiterate.. why don't you become comprehensive, then try to call someone illiterate. STUPID
@bjhMus1C Two things: troglodyte ain't a big word, and don't get your panties in a bunch because I use a word. Get out of the bronze-age, brah.
John Mayer fucking sucks. It's a fact. The only fact that I need to get right, which I have right. The fact that you don't think so makes me believe you're also a horrible person.
If you can't spell, or write correctly (good grammar and the like), as you have shown plenty of times, I think it's fair to say you're illiterate. Completely. Stupid. LMFAOLA
@ChristopherSEAY123 dude, you make no fucking sense. where do you get you're information from? look at the comments i posted before.. never once have i said "like", nor have i ever spelt a word incorrectly (except for Perez's name, which does not -by the way- make me illiterate *excuse me for not knowing who every fucking celebrity is*) You also say that you think I'm horrible because I don't agree with your opinion of John Mayer??.. what the hell is that, "brah"?!? You need to grow the fuck up
@bjhMus1C You fail at using "your," and instead use the contraction of "you are" many times; additionally, you're (correct usage) failing at capitalization and over-usage of punctuation marks.
Yeah.
Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you: fifty percent of the time, I troll YouTube. You're part of that fifty percent that I troll. Don't take it to the heart, brah. It's the Internet. I always troll people I don't agree with on stupid videos like this. Intellectual videos are different, though. :-)
@ChristopherSEAY123 my iphone auto-corrects the majority of the words i type.. besides, it's a fucking youtube comment. it's not like im going to submit this too my school teacher after writing it. there is no "heart" in trolling, but have fun with it in the future.. fag
@bjhMus1C You're definitely an odd one. I just told you that I' trolling you, and you follow up with a stupid defensive comment (still filled with mistakes), then an ad hominem attack. What the fuck, brah?
Just shut the fuck up already, as I clearly don't care what you have to say...fag. It's John Mayer, dude. The guy's a douche.
@bjhMus1C You need...education. Let's start with geography, the easiest to learn. Are you OK with this, or is it too tough, smartass?
I clearly have a lot of growing up to do? Says the dumbass arguing with somebody that's a troll. You're just trying to have the last word. You need to shut the fuck up, stop commenting on my shit, and quit the Internet entirely. Today.
@ChristopherSEAY123 none of what you said associates with geography what-so-ever.. dumbass. talk to me again when you develop a level of comprehension past that of a 1st grader's
lmfaoooooooo omg where did u get this and how long ago was this .. im dying laughing omg so funny !! i just seen him in concert too he's so fn awesome
and I'd jump him in an instant if i could. but it's shit like this that makes me think he's gay.
this and his playboy interview where he says whenever he's screwing a girl he's thinking of screwing every man that's ever been with her up the ass. what's with that, seriously?
I love the way he is openly admitting he wants to suck guys off and using comedy and wit as a cover. He could have basically said he likes banging guys and that crowd would just lap it up. He is a brilliant musician but it is pretty obvious he has some deep seated emotional problems going on.
WOW did Perez get to him or what? Seems to be quite affected by the whole situation, reactions can be quite revealing!!! I just don't understand why it's become such a ig deal, let it go man.
I think he's just responding to Pig-rez. Every post Pig-rez has about John Mayer refers to their "make-out" session. I think it was like 30 seconds tops a few YEARS ago, but Pig-rez won't let it go. John's just commenting on how Pig-rez can't get over it. I think that's the first (and last) time Pig-rez ever kissed anybody.
@sjRT4life you think it's as simple as letting it go? he probably got shit for it all the time, which is most likely why he addressed it in this manner.
I have no interest in this guys music (his breathy voice annoys me), but discovering how funny he his makes me regret he didn't choose a different career.
he really cant....hes just ranting like a doucher...because 95% of his audience is female. i mean ill admit...he can write and sing and is awesome musicaly...but to me he seems like a douchebag
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john mayer is a washed up douchebag making pop tunes for young girls, and he's trying desperately to show he's cool by talking about fucking other men in the ass. hiiiiilarious.
I enjoy this.
ulunited 1 month ago
I don't like his personality. But i like his humiliaty, he knows he is an idiot and a douchebag and admits it. That makes his humour funny.
Neojhun 3 months ago
@Neojhun ur an idiot and a douchebag...
harry8richardson 1 month ago
@SASJKL lol Maybe an ass to mouth :P But no way.
barneymantis89 5 months ago
wow I can't believe it but I'm actually going to click like
penisfuckeye 6 months ago
hahahaha "i'll fuck you in the ass just to shut you up"
bsskates333 7 months ago
He's so funny
hggggjk 7 months ago
banging hot women and a loud gay at the same time to shut him up, now that bi- winning
davebreee 8 months ago 2
@drunkandmisguided @25Ragz would you two shut the fuck up bitches. You're ruining youtube literally. If you guys wanna argue so much then get a motherfucking room, you fucking cunt.
barneymantis89 8 months ago 9
@barneymantis89 fuck em the ass to shut em up.
SASJKL 5 months ago
i hate when people don't know that john did stand up before his career in music
satelliteradio711 10 months ago
John Mayer, Winning.
kevin2fla 10 months ago 3
"not even funny for a musician funny" paul f tompkins. give up maher this shits bad.. douche actually does a song parody of his own song. and is ACTUALLY racist, ask kumail nanjiani
aesop911 10 months ago
I've been watching and doing a little comedy, and he freaking killed for a beginner
17monsterguy 11 months ago 2
i didnt laugh i died inside im going to cut myself with a plastic butter knife he sux
thedemonkage 1 year ago
who knew mayer had jokes?
foopie29 1 year ago 13
@foopie29
I know!
I still think he's a douche bag, but won't lie, this wasn't bad.
drunkandmisguided 1 year ago
@drunkandmisguided you're a fucking asshole. You dont even know him and you think he's a d bag. He's by far one of the best guitarists of all time. H'es not a d bag at all.. he's just as humble if not more than any other musician. If you hung out with him for 5 minutes you would think he was awesome.You don't know him as a person so judge him by his music.. and if you don't like it ..You're really stupid and you should shut the fuck up and go listen to something different.
25Ragz 9 months ago
@25Ragz
Hey... Ragz... who said I didn't like his music? Hmm? I'll wait for you to come up with an answer that is irrelevant.
You know why its irrelevant? Cause I never said I didn't like his music.
What makes him a douche bag is the douche baggie things that come out of his mouth-- which had he not been so darn musically inclined, I would go find something different.
And by the off chance that I did win a chance to hang out with him, that would not go well as I am black. lolz
drunkandmisguided 9 months ago
@25Ragz
By the way, I feel so much closer to you after our little word exchange.
Not valuable time wasted AT ALL.
But, are you on your rag... cause you sound like it.
Next time, try talking to me when you're off it.
Then you won't sound like such a bitch. Okay?-- we cool?
Okay, glad we had this talk.
drunkandmisguided 9 months ago
@drunkandmisguided ?? You're fucking retarded. That rag joke was really fucking clever. ..and you better be joking about him being racist He has 2 black drummers used 2 have 2 black backup singer..and david ryan harris.He loves Jimi Hendrix,BB King, Buddy Guy, Sam Cooke and a billion other black artists.. He baked a fucking cake for Obama. Why wouldit mater if youre black? Im not racist either.. but you're a huge nigger
25Ragz 9 months ago
@25Ragz
I totally understand and agree.
I'm not a misogynist, but I think you smell like fish (maybe the rag) and your only right should be to make me a sandwich... NOW!
... You're boring by the way... most BORING troll EVER! You can't keep up with me fo sho.
At least now you can say you have a black friend *_*.
drunkandmisguided 9 months ago
@drunkandmisguided You're a nigger.You're a disgrace to black people.You aren't funny at all.You're just an ignorant nigger.
25Ragz 9 months ago
@25Ragz
btw, I have a gay friend and am a fan of gay celebrities, but I wouldn't want them teaching my kids sex-ed.
(Not really, I people in general and am queer myself-- I could care less... but you get what I mean).
You've got to be troll, cause if you're not, you're just sad. : (
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25Ragz 9 months ago
@25Ragz
You better have erased that comment... do you know what I'd do to you woman?
I'd Chris Brown you... ya know... because I'm a black man.
drunkandmisguided 9 months ago
@drunkandmisguided I'm sorry if you are.. but are you retarded?
25Ragz 9 months ago
you know... I really just found out who John Mayer was today haha xD
I've heard of him before but never looked him up or anything.
And this is just hilarious xD
but him kissing Perez is kinda gross sounding lol Just cuz I don't like perez though, he just makes to big of a deal out of everything, and is just annoying =/
Whatever though, he made it sound hilarious x]
daccord1 1 year ago
He's trying to slide it by, Mr. John Mayer YOU'RE BISEXUAL !
Dreamydre15 1 year ago 3
THE MAN IS A LEGEND
CityStarrzz 1 year ago
hahaha that smell? that's balls
tylermunger 1 year ago
EEWWWW! YUCK!
Nyikat73 1 year ago
YUCK!
Nyikat73 1 year ago
I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. It is similarly themed to other, popular, comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
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I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. Just seems like similar themed to other, popular comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
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I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news. In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. Just seems like similar themed to other, popular comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.
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drivebymessiah 1 year ago
Both John Mayer & Perez are fucking idiots.
angelo908638 1 year ago
I think at the start of the show John told the women in the audience he would sleep with them if they laughed.
funkyjim 1 year ago
yeah "spanish names" are not funny
kristellcs 1 year ago
lol if you dont think he's a douchebag it's because you are one too.
ThatAngryGuy 1 year ago
wow he should stick to doing music. this is awful
goatsmilk234 1 year ago
fuck you john, youre soooooooooooooo gay, first you admit you made out with him and then you admit you had a penis in your mouth... .ew.
TheMangolatino 1 year ago
@TheMangolatino did u forget the part where he is telling jokes at a comedy club?
iBombBigHills 1 year ago
this is... not bad.
samtastic333 1 year ago
I can understand why people like his music, coz that's a matter of taste, but this is just intrinsically bad comedy.
facecycle 1 year ago
wow seriously....just because hes a talented musician and likes to have fun at the same time doesnt make him a douchebag
DlMan92 1 year ago
Wow. Crude, unfunny and lame. And the masses just eat it up.
Composer19691 1 year ago 2
@Composer19691 who john mayer, or perez hilton?
aznkid2353 1 year ago
@Composer19691 Well, it actually applies to both but I was specifically referring to Mayer's shtick here.
Composer19691 1 year ago
Someone give him a guitar!
TheFifthTake 1 year ago 5
#LOL
lllzehcnaslll 1 year ago 3
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song! Sing it to your maybe baby boy!
47masterguitar 1 year ago
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song!
47masterguitar 1 year ago
This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!
You know, get a nice girl friend... no sex.
47masterguitar 1 year ago
i want to smash a guitar into PEREZ HILTON FUCKING FACE
aaronjordan010388 1 year ago
eh he should stick with singing.....
MalPalPeace36 1 year ago
So funny and a very accomplished musician. He's not a douche- watch him on Fantasy Factory he's a fun dude
WaffleQuest 1 year ago
there both fucking douchebags
Rossco602 1 year ago
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Wow... What a duche bag... Latest album sucks... Coninuum will be the last thing I buy from John Mayer
Vkob 1 year ago
hes a bit of a dickhead really, but hes funny now and then
JonnoXD 1 year ago
Not fucken funny
UncleMcCrustyPoo 1 year ago
That guy must be the biggest douche ever. He is so arrogant and full of himself!
GiseleNormand 1 year ago
the dude is hilarious. unbelievable
opus2k10 1 year ago 3
he looks so cute with zebra shirt hahah
TheOkanokazuya 1 year ago
LMFAO i just noticed the button that lets you have the horn play in the background....epic
bmxpro66 1 year ago
What did he say about the class of 72? He says 98 then something then class of 72. Anybody?
BradleyTn20 1 year ago
Wow ... great Dane Cook impression! Oh well.. they both suck! In my humble opinion.
wfenio 1 year ago
HAHA GAY PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN MEN! THEY'RE SO DUMB. oh wait.
RockBoulevardz 1 year ago 3
he always has a career as a comedian if he stops singing lol
aosborne678 1 year ago
He's right....no straight guy WOULD think of those details...thats why He thought of them. Some guys do/say borderline gay shit to be funny, but ass to mouth? Thats something that NEVER passes through a straight guys head, wanna-be comedian or not....esp. after he expresses indignation that someone is pretending to be more of a queen than he is....
scottelliottmusic 1 year ago
lame crowd :/
Psykoged 1 year ago
ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhh john!
...i coulden't agree more!
jessix17 1 year ago
tools speak?
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Kookycosmo 1 year ago
@Kookycosmo who are you to say what he should and shouldnt do? quit your bitching just cause he is actually good at what he does and has a care free spirit. i think most would agree, he is probably one of the very few soulful musicians around today. if he wasn't, then why is he so welcomed by so many other great musicians like... idk, bb king, eric clapton, buddy guy, alicia keys, and why is he featured with so many other artists if he is so bad? everyone is welcomed to an opinion. this is shit
sgh091 1 year ago
@sgh091 you say "everyone is welcomed to an opinion" and then you blast me for having an opinion. Huh????????????
Kookycosmo 1 year ago
@Kookycosmo its different when you blast others for their personal likes in the first place. put me on defensive
sgh091 1 year ago
@sgh091 ok you win sgh 091
Kookycosmo 1 year ago
hhahhhhhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha LOVE THIS
tahaxx14 1 year ago 3
haha never tought he was so funny.. its also funny talks about balls ask p!nk about it haha...
cynhaiko 1 year ago
John Mayer = WIN
jonoisawitness 1 year ago 37
He hates homosexuals but would fuck them ti shut them up?...What the fuck?
Laundreo (or whatever it was) Spanish for laundry mat? Er...
This guy's a fucking idiot.
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 Are you stupid? At what point did he say he hates homosexuals? He said he hates when gay people act like they just turned gay yesterday. Listen. With your ears.
RLBacklund 1 year ago 3
@RLBacklund I couldn't. I need to hear for the rest of my life, not listen to his bullshit. His gay jokes are fucking retarded (just look how they completely ruined Stewie and Family Guy altogether), gay jokes are fucking retarded, and a joke about some guy's name being Spanish for "laundry mat" was even worse.
The guy can play guitar, and can get girls like no one else, but when it comes to comedy, his true idiocy shows. A lot.
Also, nice ad hominem, bro.
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 jesus christ, are you that fucking stupid?? watch the video again dumbass, he said he disliked paris hilton because acted like he just invented homosexuality. like RLbacklund said, listen with you're fucking ears
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C It doesn't matter what the fuck he said, you fucking troglodyte. The FACT is this moron isn't funny. He's a fucking idiot. His jokes are terrible. He's a terrible person. Get off his cock and stop replying to comments over 8 months old. No one gives a fuck about what you have to say.
And it's not PARIS Hilton dumbshit. It's PEREZ. How about you become literate, then come back and try to call someone stupid?
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 lmfao, typical dumbass behavior.. attempting to use what they think are big words to give the impression they have an I.Q over 70. im not on his cock.. im just saying that if you're going to talk shit about someone, get you're fucking facts right. by the way, me spelling someone's name wrong doesn't make me illiterate.. why don't you become comprehensive, then try to call someone illiterate. STUPID
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C Two things: troglodyte ain't a big word, and don't get your panties in a bunch because I use a word. Get out of the bronze-age, brah.
John Mayer fucking sucks. It's a fact. The only fact that I need to get right, which I have right. The fact that you don't think so makes me believe you're also a horrible person.
If you can't spell, or write correctly (good grammar and the like), as you have shown plenty of times, I think it's fair to say you're illiterate. Completely. Stupid. LMFAOLA
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 dude, you make no fucking sense. where do you get you're information from? look at the comments i posted before.. never once have i said "like", nor have i ever spelt a word incorrectly (except for Perez's name, which does not -by the way- make me illiterate *excuse me for not knowing who every fucking celebrity is*) You also say that you think I'm horrible because I don't agree with your opinion of John Mayer??.. what the hell is that, "brah"?!? You need to grow the fuck up
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C You fail at using "your," and instead use the contraction of "you are" many times; additionally, you're (correct usage) failing at capitalization and over-usage of punctuation marks.
Yeah.
Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you: fifty percent of the time, I troll YouTube. You're part of that fifty percent that I troll. Don't take it to the heart, brah. It's the Internet. I always troll people I don't agree with on stupid videos like this. Intellectual videos are different, though. :-)
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 my iphone auto-corrects the majority of the words i type.. besides, it's a fucking youtube comment. it's not like im going to submit this too my school teacher after writing it. there is no "heart" in trolling, but have fun with it in the future.. fag
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C You're definitely an odd one. I just told you that I' trolling you, and you follow up with a stupid defensive comment (still filled with mistakes), then an ad hominem attack. What the fuck, brah?
Just shut the fuck up already, as I clearly don't care what you have to say...fag. It's John Mayer, dude. The guy's a douche.
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 are you that fucking stupid? stop trying to act smart troll.. you clearly have a lot of growing up to do
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C You need...education. Let's start with geography, the easiest to learn. Are you OK with this, or is it too tough, smartass?
I clearly have a lot of growing up to do? Says the dumbass arguing with somebody that's a troll. You're just trying to have the last word. You need to shut the fuck up, stop commenting on my shit, and quit the Internet entirely. Today.
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
@ChristopherSEAY123 none of what you said associates with geography what-so-ever.. dumbass. talk to me again when you develop a level of comprehension past that of a 1st grader's
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
@bjhMus1C There's a reason why I said geography first, you fool. I added the reason in my sentence.
ChristopherSEAY123 1 year ago
lol John Mayer is great
FromThatShow 1 year ago 3
stupid
SLIPKNOT4747 1 year ago
OMGGGGGG
My head hurts from laughing!!!!
1lilkuttabear 1 year ago 2
perez is a dumbass who climbs on the backs of celebrities to make his own name the dude needs to get a job and stop being such a dumb bigot retard.
KillerSaiyan 1 year ago 3
Not bad, he's pretty talented.
Losuol 1 year ago
Seems that Mr. Mayer has a little homo on the inside just dying to get out, but if not that's cool. Hell if we can wait for Ricky Martin..... lol
stupidbullshit101 1 year ago
@stupidbullshit101 what the hell are you talking about?
Giablo1 1 year ago
He's got a good stage presence. Material could have been better though. Guess he was saving the good shit for his Playboy interview.
DejectedPanda 1 year ago
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo omg he's so fkn awesome!!!!!!!!!
MandaPandaAJ 1 year ago
not funny at all
stiz80 1 year ago
agreed but this is in no way funny.
poopcorny 1 year ago
if you guys think this is funny, you should check out dane cook and carlos mencia!!!
leebenzaquin 1 year ago
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If John Mayer Went Gay I Would Be Happy But Then Sad Lolz
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BAILEYxTENDO 1 year ago
Notice how it's only women laughing. I wonder why.
Nick0062 1 year ago 3
@Nick0062 because the women are closer to the camera
36MonkeysThatFly 1 year ago
lmfaoooooooo omg where did u get this and how long ago was this .. im dying laughing omg so funny !! i just seen him in concert too he's so fn awesome
VALENZOOLA 1 year ago
fucking Spanish for laundromat! LOL
radrobd 1 year ago 2
wow lolll ouch lol (his comments about Perez) dayumm
thenewageriseth 1 year ago
i love john,
and I'd jump him in an instant if i could. but it's shit like this that makes me think he's gay.
this and his playboy interview where he says whenever he's screwing a girl he's thinking of screwing every man that's ever been with her up the ass. what's with that, seriously?
ilikecaribou 1 year ago
LOL, cumulative affect of balls.
snackymcgoo 1 year ago
he's not gay.
robhiggy14 1 year ago
I love the way he is openly admitting he wants to suck guys off and using comedy and wit as a cover. He could have basically said he likes banging guys and that crowd would just lap it up. He is a brilliant musician but it is pretty obvious he has some deep seated emotional problems going on.
psychgyul001 1 year ago 8
@psychgyul001 lmaoo! he does say that. and they still love him!
Niecee44 1 year ago
thank you dr phil. or maybe its because he is fucking funny.
kweerb8 1 year ago 2
boring
wvscfball 1 year ago
He's lost his mind and the audience are encouraging him and having a blast.
jaymoore299 1 year ago
WOW did Perez get to him or what? Seems to be quite affected by the whole situation, reactions can be quite revealing!!! I just don't understand why it's become such a ig deal, let it go man.
sjRT4life 1 year ago 2
I think he's just responding to Pig-rez. Every post Pig-rez has about John Mayer refers to their "make-out" session. I think it was like 30 seconds tops a few YEARS ago, but Pig-rez won't let it go. John's just commenting on how Pig-rez can't get over it. I think that's the first (and last) time Pig-rez ever kissed anybody.
radrobd 1 year ago
@sjRT4life you think it's as simple as letting it go? he probably got shit for it all the time, which is most likely why he addressed it in this manner.
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
i didnt know that side of john mayer
bigpape1245 1 year ago
OH YEAH !!!!!!
PAREZ just got fucked over infront of everybody.
That was the best shit i ever heard anybody say about PAREZ - eat out of my ass Hilton PMSL atPERRY HEZ.
grandchancelor 1 year ago
he is not funny! wow stick to your fucking gay guitar songs faggot.
stabbyj09 1 year ago
anyone who can try to shut up that crackpot Perez is ok in my book. he should not be allowed to breath. he should then rot in hell and eat shit.
theroddinla 1 year ago 5
hahahahaha. i could see him being gay too
Rockoder10 1 year ago
hahaha-omg this is so random
wardyladohaye 2 years ago
LMAO. love him...suck on that perez!
lululemon66 2 years ago 2
'i'm wild' lmao
dwaine111 2 years ago 2
funny mo-fo !
schoolgirlscaptain 2 years ago
Well heck! Everyone knows Perez is a jerk.
TimmyGal 2 years ago 2
"ooh, cock, interesting"
aggiepunk09 2 years ago 4
it was kind of funny, he seemed more extreme thn anything else.
minimonkey3 2 years ago 2
Lmao! He is so hilarious!
firesloan 2 years ago
john mayor is a comedian and a singer??? wtf
kbaez22 2 years ago 30
does both well too
timmy9g 2 years ago
@kbaez22 NO!!!! NONONONO!!!! HE IS AN FUCKING EPIC GUITAR PLAYER... and then something with singer and standup comedy... :-)
bumlebasse 1 year ago
@kbaez22 and designer and writer and a whole bunch of other shit.
kweerb8 1 year ago
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shawnaspencestar01 1 year ago
@kbaez22 Somehow, not good at either.
57jakers 1 year ago
LMFAO. John Mayer is thee shit!! lol
NyDrPa 2 years ago
I have no interest in this guys music (his breathy voice annoys me), but discovering how funny he his makes me regret he didn't choose a different career.
SeventhEve 2 years ago
haha... "I cant stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday"! LOL
gtardaddy 2 years ago 25
John mayer is fucking hilarious
coreycgrice 2 years ago
hahah "i will fuck you in the ass to shut you up" LMAO
mccwlmb 2 years ago 3
He's one of the most amazing people in the world. He's talented as hell, hilarious, intelligent, and generally a good person.
kobefan131 2 years ago
@kobefan131 there are a lot of people like this. cough cough.
readygo242 2 years ago
and? what's your point? that doesn't change the fact that john's hilarious and one of the greatest musicians in the world.
kobefan131 2 years ago
i wish we would do acting
CheyenneL33 2 years ago
Ahh he is my hero :)
JigsawAlchemist 2 years ago
Some has taken classes at the Dane Cook school of comedy.
grayshorts 2 years ago
another funny comment with 6 thumbs down, this must be the john mayer channel of asskissery
nakabar 1 year ago
John Mayer is so funny, but I'll admit, I l'm such a big fan I'd laugh at anything he said.
heyashleigh913 2 years ago 5
He can do stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jmforlife83 2 years ago
he really cant....hes just ranting like a doucher...because 95% of his audience is female. i mean ill admit...he can write and sing and is awesome musicaly...but to me he seems like a douchebag
mcfendur 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
melonberries 2 years ago
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John Mayer telling jokes? Good. Now maybe he'll quit music.
drboogersnot 2 years ago
stfu drboogersnot
Nicksbia 2 years ago
Settle down, John Mayer.
drboogersnot 2 years ago
OMG. John Mayer is a freak!
Animegoth12 2 years ago
I don't listen to John Mayer's music at all, but I'll be damned if you can't admit that he's hilarious.
VictoriaVamprilla 2 years ago 9
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john mayer is a washed up douchebag making pop tunes for young girls, and he's trying desperately to show he's cool by talking about fucking other men in the ass. hiiiiilarious.
nakabar 2 years ago
is that how u act cool lol
rubberrev0lver 1 year ago
no, it's how he acts cool...
nakabar 1 year ago
its just weird that your first imprression is that its an attempt to look cool.
rubberrev0lver 1 year ago
john is so fucking funny haha
GENERICSCREENNAME777 2 years ago 2
"He is stoned!" hahahaha.
dizzythegreat 2 years ago