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  • I enjoy this.

  • I don't like his personality. But i like his humiliaty, he knows he is an idiot and a douchebag and admits it. That makes his humour funny.

  • @Neojhun ur an idiot and a douchebag...

  • @SASJKL lol Maybe an ass to mouth :P But no way.

  • wow I can't believe it but I'm actually going to click like

  • hahahaha "i'll fuck you in the ass just to shut you up"

  • He's so funny

  • banging hot women and a loud gay at the same time to shut him up, now that bi- winning

  • @drunkandmisguided @25Ragz would you two shut the fuck up bitches. You're ruining youtube literally. If you guys wanna argue so much then get a motherfucking room, you fucking cunt.

  • @barneymantis89 fuck em the ass to shut em up.

  • i hate when people don't know that john did stand up before his career in music

  • John Mayer, Winning.

  • "not even funny for a musician funny" paul f tompkins. give up maher this shits bad.. douche actually does a song parody of his own song. and is ACTUALLY racist, ask kumail nanjiani

  • I've been watching and doing a little comedy, and he freaking killed for a beginner

  • i didnt laugh i died inside im going to cut myself with a plastic butter knife he sux

  • who knew mayer had jokes?

  • @foopie29

    I know!

    I still think he's a douche bag, but won't lie, this wasn't bad.

  • @drunkandmisguided you're a fucking asshole. You dont even know him and you think he's a d bag. He's by far one of the best guitarists of all time. H'es not a d bag at all.. he's just as humble if not more than any other musician. If you hung out with him for 5 minutes you would think he was awesome.You don't know him as a person so judge him by his music.. and if you don't like it ..You're really stupid and you should shut the fuck up and go listen to something different.

  • @25Ragz

    Hey... Ragz... who said I didn't like his music? Hmm? I'll wait for you to come up with an answer that is irrelevant.

    You know why its irrelevant? Cause I never said I didn't like his music.

    What makes him a douche bag is the douche baggie things that come out of his mouth-- which had he not been so darn musically inclined, I would go find something different.

    And by the off chance that I did win a chance to hang out with him, that would not go well as I am black. lolz

  • @25Ragz

    By the way, I feel so much closer to you after our little word exchange.

    Not valuable time wasted AT ALL.

    But, are you on your rag... cause you sound like it.

    Next time, try talking to me when you're off it.

    Then you won't sound like such a bitch. Okay?-- we cool?

    Okay, glad we had this talk.

  • @drunkandmisguided ?? You're fucking retarded. That rag joke was really fucking clever. ..and you better be joking about him being racist He has 2 black drummers used 2 have 2 black backup singer..and david ryan harris.He loves Jimi Hendrix,BB King, Buddy Guy, Sam Cooke and a billion other black artists.. He baked a fucking cake for Obama. Why wouldit mater if youre black? Im not racist either.. but you're a huge nigger

  • @25Ragz

    I totally understand and agree.

    I'm not a misogynist, but I think you smell like fish (maybe the rag) and your only right should be to make me a sandwich... NOW!

    ... You're boring by the way... most BORING troll EVER! You can't keep up with me fo sho.

    At least now you can say you have a black friend *_*.

  • @drunkandmisguided You're a nigger.You're a disgrace to black people.You aren't funny at all.You're just an ignorant nigger.

  • @25Ragz

    btw, I have a gay friend and am a fan of gay celebrities, but I wouldn't want them teaching my kids sex-ed.

    (Not really, I people in general and am queer myself-- I could care less... but you get what I mean).

    You've got to be troll, cause if you're not, you're just sad. : (

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  • @25Ragz

    You better have erased that comment... do you know what I'd do to you woman?

    I'd Chris Brown you... ya know... because I'm a black man.

  • @drunkandmisguided I'm sorry if you are.. but are you retarded?

  • you know... I really just found out who John Mayer was today haha xD

    I've heard of him before but never looked him up or anything.

    And this is just hilarious xD

    but him kissing Perez is kinda gross sounding lol Just cuz I don't like perez though, he just makes to big of a deal out of everything, and is just annoying =/

    Whatever though, he made it sound hilarious x]

  • He's trying to slide it by, Mr. John Mayer YOU'RE BISEXUAL !

  • THE MAN IS A LEGEND

  • hahaha that smell? that's balls

  • EEWWWW! YUCK!

  • YUCK!

  • I don't really stay up to date on current pop cultural news.  In seeing this as the first time hearing John Mayer speak: the material seems ok. It is similarly themed to other, popular, comics that do the irritable and deeply cynical thing such as George Carlin or Dennis Leary. I'd say his his delivery is poor, but it looks like a lot of the backlash has everything to do with it being hip to be condescending toward John Mayer.

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  • Both John Mayer & Perez are fucking idiots.

  • I think at the start of the show John told the women in the audience he would sleep with them if they laughed.

  • yeah "spanish names" are not funny

  • lol if you dont think he's a douchebag it's because you are one too.

  • wow he should stick to doing music. this is awful

  • fuck you john, youre soooooooooooooo gay, first you admit you made out with him and then you admit you had a penis in your mouth... .ew.

  • @TheMangolatino did u forget the part where he is telling jokes at a comedy club?

  • this is... not bad.

  • I can understand why people like his music, coz that's a matter of taste, but this is just intrinsically bad comedy.

  • wow seriously....just because hes a talented musician and likes to have fun at the same time doesnt make him a douchebag

  • Wow. Crude, unfunny and lame. And the masses just eat it up.

  • @Composer19691 who john mayer, or perez hilton?

  • @Composer19691 Well, it actually applies to both but I was specifically referring to Mayer's shtick here.

  • Someone give him a guitar!

  • #LOL

  • This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!

    You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song! Sing it to your maybe baby boy!

  • This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!

    You know, get a nice girl friend... you know "Good Night Jo Jo" would make a beautiful song!

  • This is just.. rude! John, you may think very differently about yourself, and I just want you to stop swearing and make something good happen in your life!

    You know, get a nice girl friend... no sex.

  • i want to smash a guitar into PEREZ HILTON FUCKING FACE

  • eh he should stick with singing.....

  • So funny and a very accomplished musician. He's not a douche- watch him on Fantasy Factory he's a fun dude

  • there both fucking douchebags

  • hes a bit of a dickhead really, but hes funny now and then

  • Not fucken funny

  • That guy must be the biggest douche ever. He is so arrogant and full of himself!

  • the dude is hilarious. unbelievable

  • he looks so cute with zebra shirt hahah

  • LMFAO i just noticed the button that lets you have the horn play in the background....epic

  • What did he say about the class of 72? He says 98 then something then class of 72. Anybody?

  • Wow ... great Dane Cook impression! Oh well.. they both suck! In my humble opinion.

  • HAHA GAY PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN MEN! THEY'RE SO DUMB. oh wait.

  • he always has a career as a comedian if he stops singing lol

  • He's right....no straight guy WOULD think of those details...thats why He thought of them. Some guys do/say borderline gay shit to be funny, but ass to mouth? Thats something that NEVER passes through a straight guys head, wanna-be comedian or not....esp. after he expresses indignation that someone is pretending to be more of a queen than he is....

  • lame crowd :/

  • ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahaha ohhh john!

    ...i coulden't agree more!

  • tools speak?

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  • @Kookycosmo who are you to say what he should and shouldnt do? quit your bitching just cause he is actually good at what he does and has a care free spirit. i think most would agree, he is probably one of the very few soulful musicians around today. if he wasn't, then why is he so welcomed by so many other great musicians like... idk, bb king, eric clapton, buddy guy, alicia keys, and why is he featured with so many other artists if he is so bad? everyone is welcomed to an opinion. this is shit

  • @sgh091 you say "everyone is welcomed to an opinion" and then you blast me for having an opinion.  Huh????????????

  • @Kookycosmo its different when you blast others for their personal likes in the first place. put me on defensive

  • @sgh091 ok you win sgh 091

  • hhahhhhhahahahahahahhahahahaha­haha LOVE THIS

  • haha never tought he was so funny.. its also funny talks about balls ask p!nk about it haha...

  • John Mayer = WIN

  • He hates homosexuals but would fuck them ti shut them up?...What the fuck?

    Laundreo (or whatever it was) Spanish for laundry mat? Er...

    This guy's a fucking idiot.

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 Are you stupid? At what point did he say he hates homosexuals? He said he hates when gay people act like they just turned gay yesterday. Listen. With your ears.

  • @RLBacklund I couldn't. I need to hear for the rest of my life, not listen to his bullshit. His gay jokes are fucking retarded (just look how they completely ruined Stewie and Family Guy altogether), gay jokes are fucking retarded, and a joke about some guy's name being Spanish for "laundry mat" was even worse.

    The guy can play guitar, and can get girls like no one else, but when it comes to comedy, his true idiocy shows. A lot.

    Also, nice ad hominem, bro.

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 jesus christ, are you that fucking stupid?? watch the video again dumbass, he said he disliked paris hilton because acted like he just invented homosexuality. like RLbacklund said, listen with you're fucking ears

  • @bjhMus1C It doesn't matter what the fuck he said, you fucking troglodyte. The FACT is this moron isn't funny. He's a fucking idiot. His jokes are terrible. He's a terrible person. Get off his cock and stop replying to comments over 8 months old. No one gives a fuck about what you have to say.

    And it's not PARIS Hilton dumbshit. It's PEREZ. How about you become literate, then come back and try to call someone stupid?

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 lmfao, typical dumbass behavior.. attempting to use what they think are big words to give the impression they have an I.Q over 70. im not on his cock.. im just saying that if you're going to talk shit about someone, get you're fucking facts right. by the way, me spelling someone's name wrong doesn't make me illiterate.. why don't you become comprehensive, then try to call someone illiterate. STUPID

  • @bjhMus1C Two things: troglodyte ain't a big word, and don't get your panties in a bunch because I use a word. Get out of the bronze-age, brah.

    John Mayer fucking sucks. It's a fact. The only fact that I need to get right, which I have right. The fact that you don't think so makes me believe you're also a horrible person.

    If you can't spell, or write correctly (good grammar and the like), as you have shown plenty of times, I think it's fair to say you're illiterate. Completely. Stupid. LMFAOLA

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 dude, you make no fucking sense. where do you get you're information from? look at the comments i posted before.. never once have i said "like", nor have i ever spelt a word incorrectly (except for Perez's name, which does not -by the way- make me illiterate *excuse me for not knowing who every fucking celebrity is*) You also say that you think I'm horrible because I don't agree with your opinion of John Mayer??.. what the hell is that, "brah"?!? You need to grow the fuck up

  • @bjhMus1C You fail at using "your," and instead use the contraction of "you are" many times; additionally, you're (correct usage) failing at capitalization and over-usage of punctuation marks.

    Yeah.

    Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you: fifty percent of the time, I troll YouTube. You're part of that fifty percent that I troll. Don't take it to the heart, brah. It's the Internet. I always troll people I don't agree with on stupid videos like this. Intellectual videos are different, though. :-)

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 my iphone auto-corrects the majority of the words i type.. besides, it's a fucking youtube comment. it's not like im going to submit this too my school teacher after writing it. there is no "heart" in trolling, but have fun with it in the future.. fag

  • @bjhMus1C You're definitely an odd one. I just told you that I' trolling you, and you follow up with a stupid defensive comment (still filled with mistakes), then an ad hominem attack. What the fuck, brah?

    Just shut the fuck up already, as I clearly don't care what you have to say...fag. It's John Mayer, dude. The guy's a douche.

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 are you that fucking stupid? stop trying to act smart troll.. you clearly have a lot of growing up to do

  • @bjhMus1C You need...education. Let's start with geography, the easiest to learn. Are you OK with this, or is it too tough, smartass?

    I clearly have a lot of growing up to do? Says the dumbass arguing with somebody that's a troll. You're just trying to have the last word. You need to shut the fuck up, stop commenting on my shit, and quit the Internet entirely. Today.

  • @ChristopherSEAY123 none of what you said associates with geography what-so-ever.. dumbass. talk to me again when you develop a level of comprehension past that of a 1st grader's

  • @bjhMus1C There's a reason why I said geography first, you fool. I added the reason in my sentence.

  • lol John Mayer is great

  • stupid

  • OMGGGGGG

    My head hurts from laughing!!!!

  • perez is a dumbass who climbs on the backs of celebrities to make his own name the dude needs to get a job and stop being such a dumb bigot retard.

  • Not bad, he's pretty talented.

  • Seems that Mr. Mayer has a little homo on the inside just dying to get out, but if not that's cool. Hell if we can wait for Ricky Martin..... lol

  • @stupidbullshit101 what the hell are you talking about?

  • He's got a good stage presence. Material could have been better though. Guess he was saving the good shit for his Playboy interview.

  • lmfaooooooooooooooooooo omg he's so fkn awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • not funny at all

  • agreed but this is in no way funny.

  • if you guys think this is funny, you should check out dane cook and carlos mencia!!!

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  • Notice how it's only women laughing. I wonder why.

  • @Nick0062 because the women are closer to the camera

  • lmfaoooooooo omg where did u get this and how long ago was this .. im dying laughing omg so funny !! i just seen him in concert too he's so fn awesome

  • fucking Spanish for laundromat! LOL

  • wow lolll ouch lol (his comments about Perez) dayumm

  • i love john,

    and I'd jump him in an instant if i could. but it's shit like this that makes me think he's gay.

    this and his playboy interview where he says whenever he's screwing a girl he's thinking of screwing every man that's ever been with her up the ass. what's with that, seriously?

  • LOL, cumulative affect of balls.

  • he's not gay.

  • I love the way he is openly admitting he wants to suck guys off and using comedy and wit as a cover. He could have basically said he likes banging guys and that crowd would just lap it up. He is a brilliant musician but it is pretty obvious he has some deep seated emotional problems going on.

  • @psychgyul001 lmaoo! he does say that. and they still love him!

  • thank you dr phil. or maybe its because he is fucking funny.

  • boring

  • He's lost his mind and the audience are encouraging him and having a blast.

  • WOW did Perez get to him or what? Seems to be quite affected by the whole situation, reactions can be quite revealing!!! I just don't understand why it's become such a ig deal, let it go man.

  • I think he's just responding to Pig-rez. Every post Pig-rez has about John Mayer refers to their "make-out" session. I think it was like 30 seconds tops a few YEARS ago, but Pig-rez won't let it go. John's just commenting on how Pig-rez can't get over it. I think that's the first (and last) time Pig-rez ever kissed anybody.

  • @sjRT4life you think it's as simple as letting it go? he probably got shit for it all the time, which is most likely why he addressed it in this manner.

  • i didnt know that side of john mayer

  • OH YEAH !!!!!!

    PAREZ just got fucked over infront of everybody.

    That was the best shit i ever heard anybody say about PAREZ - eat out of my ass Hilton PMSL atPERRY HEZ.

  • he is not funny! wow stick to your fucking gay guitar songs faggot.

  • anyone who can try to shut up that crackpot Perez is ok  in my book. he should not be allowed to breath. he should then rot in hell and eat shit.

  • hahahahaha. i could see him being gay too

  • hahaha-omg this is so random

  • LMAO. love him...suck on that perez!

  • 'i'm wild' lmao

  • funny mo-fo !

  • Well heck! Everyone knows Perez is a jerk.

  • "ooh, cock, interesting"

  • it was kind of funny, he seemed more extreme thn anything else.

  • Lmao! He is so hilarious!

  • john mayor is a comedian and a singer??? wtf

  • does both well too

  • @kbaez22 NO!!!! NONONONO!!!! HE IS AN FUCKING EPIC GUITAR PLAYER... and then something with singer and standup comedy... :-)

  • @kbaez22 and designer and writer and a whole bunch of other shit.

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  • @kbaez22 Somehow, not good at either.

  • LMFAO. John Mayer is thee shit!! lol

  • I have no interest in this guys music (his breathy voice annoys me), but discovering how funny he his makes me regret he didn't choose a different career.

  • haha... "I cant stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday"! LOL

  • John mayer is fucking hilarious

  • hahah "i will fuck you in the ass to shut you up" LMAO

  • He's one of the most amazing people in the world. He's talented as hell, hilarious, intelligent, and generally a good person.

  • @kobefan131 there are a lot of people like this. cough cough.

  • and? what's your point? that doesn't change the fact that john's hilarious and one of the greatest musicians in the world.

  • i wish we would do acting

  • Ahh he is my hero :)

  • Some has taken classes at the Dane Cook school of comedy.

  • another funny comment with 6 thumbs down, this must be the john mayer channel of asskissery

  • John Mayer is so funny, but I'll admit, I l'm such a big fan I'd laugh at anything he said.

  • He can do stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he really cant....hes just ranting like a doucher...because 95% of his audience is female. i mean ill admit...he can write and sing and is awesome musicaly...but to me he seems like a douchebag

  • HAHAHAHA

  • stfu drboogersnot

  • Settle down, John Mayer.

  • OMG. John Mayer is a freak!

  • I don't listen to John Mayer's music at all, but I'll be damned if you can't admit that he's hilarious.

  • is that how u act cool lol

  • no, it's how he acts cool...

  • its just weird that your first imprression is that its an attempt to look cool.

  • john is so fucking funny haha

  • "He is stoned!" hahahaha.