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  • You guys forgot to mention to not let the eyes wander to her chest.

  • Wow these videos are better than [confidentiality mute] with a midget while [confidentiality mute] with a cat and your grandma [confidentiality mute] all over the donkeys face!

  • Run-D.M.C., FTW!

  • Daaaamn the girl was nervous haha :D

    you were just overwhelming her, she couldnt resist :P

  • the very beginning made me lol

  • You guys should get 2 more people and they should be mexican and black so you can have one of all race

  • kong how do you keep a conversation going with a quiet girl? or a girl that only responds with two words? LIKE so they can see it

  • @copthatnug conversation threading

  • PICK UP GIRLS REFERENCING MINECRAFT

  • @1961JHendrix1

    they already have a video like that...

    stupid bitch

  • @Howyoudoingtakecare "stupid bitch" That made me giggle.

  • this is much harder with ADHD.

  • @ThomsonBR42 I know exactly what you're talking about.

  • kong youre asian what eyes? i lold so hard here x'D

  • @nico3641 Like they said, it's gonna come off as creepy if you're not used to it. Practice on your dog or something. The trick I use is 3-6 seconds staring then look away for 1-2, but make sure you look away slowly, and at something, to imply you have to look away. Remember, don't dart between eyes, choose one eye and focus on it. I always choose the left.

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  • MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER WAS MALE

  • thanks bro this was really useful : )

  • Where do you guys get wires?!?! I want to do some shit like this with my friends.

  • HE SAID HE LIVES IN HAWAII lol im a cunt

  • Dude, I've got that printer.

  • that shoulder tapping was not a good sign...

  • like if your Watching This yesterday ? :3

  • So are you saying looking and being as confident as possible is the key?

  • 1:28 Jason!! (Light blue shirt/Wingman)

  • Like if you're watching this in 6705.

    

  • Whats the song name? Shazam couldnt identify it

  • pause 0:08, thank me later

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO PENIS PICKUP?

  • Here's the lowdown, Youtube... there's this girl at my work, right? I was attracted to her since day 1. But I didn't have all the know-how of the seduction game until just recently. I was also trying to be respectful of her LDR. Lord knows those don't work though!

    I'm making it a promise that I'm going to implement everything these guys say so I can snag her. Be back with the field report in a few weeks [only see her once or twice a week, so opportunities are limited]! ;]

    THUMBS UP, BITCHES!

  • I'm 16 and I'm Pretty confedient Talking to girls but I got braces resently and its really killed my game, As I've got a lisp, I know it's ridiculous, But I need some advice in still keeping girls intrested while I've got this shit in! Im sure a load of lads could relate to this

  • @LucaInfanteMusic make a joke out of it, as long as your comfortable with it im sure the ladies will be to.

  • is that jason in the blue?

  • this is really good actually

  • 1st grade teacher?

  • I UNSUBSCRIBED!

    to subscribe again..

  • @MrOMGWTFxCorp rofl. hahahaha This one caught my attention at first.

  • Ok,i wiped the peanut butter of my balls what now?

  • @ClickBang69 Lick it up slowly and seductively.....

    The bitches love that.

  • OH MY GOD! I DID LOOK UP!! WITCHCRAFT! damn asians

  • wait, he confidentially mutes when she says his name? so is his name is not kong? THIS PROFILE IS A LIE!!

  • kong ure gonna get aids

  • Like this if you're watching this in 1984

  • @Tomflyable gtfo.

  • @Tomflyable naa... more like 1911. I gots me a iColt

  • how do you know when your staring at them too long?

  • Why is Kong sleeping through the whole video?

  • Wouldnt you say its easier to pick up chicks when at the bar or after the bar, than tryin to pick up chicks while you're sober..

  • @OmarLeeMario I don't think so. After you've had a few drinks in a bar, you usually can't tell who hasn't been drinking. You just assume everybody has been. Unless you're acting completely sober

  • like if your watching this in 1502

  • these videos r so dumb yet kinda funny? i just wana know how many of these girls u actually hit up. i bet 90 percent of them dont even give u their real #. i wouldnt lol

  • Did anyone else feel really awkward and cringe watching the guy fail with the girl from 1:16 - 2:12

  • Like if you are watching this in 1812

  • These eyes!

  • "Girl, I am gonna [Confidentiality Mute] all over you..."

  • @TMrandys They already answered that.

  • You guys [Confidentiality Mute]!!!

  • She was patting your chest because she thought you were king.

    KING - KONG . GETTIT? LOOOOOOOOL im such a comedian

  • the opening line,....was golden

  • Like if you were thinking "Kong, ur asian.. what eyes?"

  • did girls do a university to know what ur minding on ur eyes just rape that shit

  • thumbs up if u watching this, the day u watching

  • that old man is probably jelly coz he malesting them for grades

  • I READ LIPS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE MUAHUAHUAHA CREEPY DUDE WILL STARE YOU DOWN THROUGH THE WINDOW OVER AND OVER

  • thanks for you penutbutter on the balls tip

  • ugly girls no problem.

    attractive girls

    attractive girl: hey what was the homework?

    my mind" "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, ABANDON SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

    me:*poker face*...............=) fuck

  • i still laugh at kong's joke about his eyes lol

  • Dude, at 3:00 when he asks you to think of a hot teacher... WIZARD.

  • Any tips for picking up girls for a shorter guy?

  • @littletwister9 think and know your 6foot 3(confident) and i know google g spot its only 2-3 inside her body(squirt button)

  • ahahahahaha! "what eyes?" i was thinking exactly that. Kong could probably be looking every direction possible and keep his head facing her, and she wouldnt notice

  • Oregon or Ohio is what he said guareented

  • was anyone else trying to stare at Kong's eyes the whole time?

  • I am peanutbutter and i feel offended by the opening

  • I tried it with a very cute girl in my french class, then I've got lost in her beautiful green eyes, she asked me a question and didn't even listen to it :s

  • dude, you guys are mad funny

  • 53 ppl didnt use the tips properly

  • LMAO at the you're asian, what eyes? hahah

  • he didnt lift his eyes so far xD

  • I'm surprised that simple pickup vids don't get like a million views. :S These vids are so good.

  • this is the most imortant thing in my opinion

  • haha at the beginning the guy on the left was trying not to laugh the whole time

  • Chill we're not gonna track you down and rape you Kong......I think

  • *wipes peanut butter off balls...*

  • but.....but....i like putting peanut butter on my balls bros :[

  • Like this if you are watching this in 2012

    

  • @supalaker13 no i'm already watching this in 2013 

  • @supalaker13 wtf is the point of saying that

  • @supalaker13 no

  • @supalaker13 you fucking retard...

  • @supalaker13 No... Im watching this in 2098

  • that memory recal thing, did you get that from nlp?

  • yo bro you're awesome

  • My Frist Grade teacher was hot as hell

  • THESE EYESSSSS !  lol'd hard on that one

  • I'm a little confused, in hte beginning you said to not dart your eyes around her as you're talking; but then you say that you cant stare at a woman for too long. How long should I/we stare into a womans eyes w/out that creepy feeling coming up?

  • do one when at the grocery store :)

  • man u changed my life

    thumps up if he changed yours :D

  • this really isn't a fair tip for those of us who are non asian, since the viet namese are known for being hot blooded passionate lovers, who's stare can melt you like butter on a hot georgia biscuit. but thanks for the tip about the peanut butter, dogs truly are man's best friend.

  • i've literally spent hours watching these guys videos

  • @Chomper839 doing it right now found em today watching all there vids

  • "Confidentialy muted"? =(

  • Holy shit! This totally works. All I do is look into women's eyes for a little longer in a fixated way. And they keep coming back to keep the conversation going.

  • Woah he ' s Viet ? Me too ! :D

  • I have the same printer, I'm jus' sayin'

  • That's exactly what I was thinking I was like you're Asian..

  • When he told me to think of my first grade teacher i didn't lay my eyes off the vid.. i guess i'm one step ahead of these guys in picking up women.

  • @BeyondDestiny or your teacher wast just damn hot :p

  • PUA! thumbs up if you know the society =D

  • how this chinis can make eye contact , without eyes???

  • Kong is a great Asian American role model or example for Asian American men.

  • I was seriously about to type a joke about his Asian eyes before he stole it from me!

  • Is Jessie covering his boner at the beggining?

  • everything is not about the look at the girl or ur own look it is about ur own selfconfidence:D

  • Just subcribed to this channel, and you guys are so great! I am not single but watching theses vids reminds me of back when i was single and how simple it is to approuch a girl, be yourself, close the distance and seal the deal. I aint no player,but my hat goes off to you guys cause you got some balls with the weird things you do. Keep it real Kong. BAWS!

  • do you have to have a swag shirt?

  • DUDE! THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME

  • ok

    i need serious help with maintaining the eye contact with the girl i really really like in my class

    i dont have problem maintaining eye contact with other girls or anyone else

    but this girl i had a huge crush on her for like a year and now she is finally in my class and she looks at me (im pretty sure she is interested)

    but the problem is i get really nervous and looks away

    and i couldnt even maintain it for more than few seconds

    help!

  • @themovieguy89

    Uhh... just hold it? I mean, there's not some silly secret to it.

  • @themovieguy89 the key is to overcome your fear :) Go up to her, say hi. Look at her eyes, and make sure to smile. Then, talk about anything you'd like. If she makes eye contact with you and smiles, you're golden. This is simple, and it just plain works.

  • so basically you can move your eyes around, just dont move ur head

  • I agree with you man, Looking into a girls eyes is very important, but in your video please tell them to take more than one tic tac before approaching a woman.

  • pick up girls while you're balding....shave the top of your hair off LOL

  • THANK YOU KONG!! 0:54. that is all that is needed to say

  • @Patrik97BEAST

    ..or just dont eat the banana when you're talking to girl..;)

  • The first time I tried this I tried to pick up a girl at the train station when I was traveling. She is now my girlfriend and we are contemplating moving in with each other. Thank you Kong.

  • 1 Tip.

    DON'T have eye contact when eating a banana !

  • she might think when you look around the room...she might think you are checking out some other girl.. my opening line is "can i ask you a random question - what's your background" 8 out of 10 girls.. give a decent approach

  • I'm the master of this so learn from me

  • Holy shit I actually looked to my right when he told me to think about my teacher o_o

  • @iiSingInTheSunShine me to xDDD

  • Hey, what if I need to wear sunglasses the whole time? I can't take them off either, if I do that, everything in my field of vision would be disintegrated by plasma energy.

  • @KupoNinja lasik

  • the internet is hilariously racist

  • but.... my first grade teacher was an old ugly bitch

  • confidetiality mute

  • What a great introduction lol

  • Jokes on you I got jelly on my balls

  • that looked really creepy

  • good video, i have a question where did you learn what you know?

  • @hectecolo0ogick psychology probably and personal experience im guessing? not sure lmao! But this guy has guts

  • @runescaperocx aww man you should see me and my friends at school. we got a point system and who ever has the most points in a week gets every ones lunch come monday. lmao. if you want to try our game with your friends it hella fun and you get a lot of experience. alright. for every ten min you talk to a girl you get 100 point doubble points if you make her laugh exactally at the ten min mark. ok. how ever long you last dosnt matter if you didnt kiss her on the cheek or get her number.

  • subscribed!

    

  • did you get with her in the end she didnt seemed interested

  • And if you're insecure or not confident you should kill yourself. Loser.

  • you are amazing!! thanks for the tips!!

  • shit guuy it works..

  • Thank fucking god there's finally a bunch of guys who are actually telling it like it is for once without making up all this technical bullshit and complicating something so simple.. in the early hours of the morning and with a couple of drinks i naturally don't give a fuck at all.. i'll never see these people again.. and this is exactly the way i feel when i talk to girls.

  • this guys a womanizing faggot

  • @mymansmcginnis Faggot.

  • @phenetiik coming from the guy who has a playlist dedicated to videos of nerds picking up girls

  • misc phaggot

  • But ur Asiam

  • i was in a house party last night and i used your tips and it totally worked !!! i just made complete eye contact with the hottest girl at the party and i touched her hands and stuff and i got with her at the end of the night! thanks guys

  • what is the name of the song at the end?

  • thanks for the advice i've got a date on monday and she's an older woman ;)

  • LOL!! what eyes

  • 1:15

    he is trying to convince her that he will "step out of his box" and "be a social person" - he is qualifying himself to her, and she isn't even buying it.

    1:38

    he tries to put her arms on him and she laughs and starts patting him, as if to say "ok weirdo, calm down".

    i bet i could do better than these guys with a few days of practice.

  • @vobo8998 Umm then what made you search for simple pickup? Douche

  • @vobo8998 Do it, upload a video and show us all how its done boss.

  • This is a good general rule but there are definitely cultural norms which, while working with, let's say western women, would be offensive to many Indian women.

    For instance, in New York it's O.K. to kiss your girlfriend in public . In India, it's taboo. There's an Indian phrase which PUA's ignore: "Neti, Neti." What works for me may not work for you and what worked for me yesterday, may not work for me today.

    EVERY woman is different and realistically, one size doesn't fit all.

  • @YD8189 So are you from India??

  • why didnt they just mute the whole thing

  • luv this channel

  • Kong, you're hot. I'm a girl and watched this just for some eye candy XD

  • HOW DID YOU GET KE$HA ON THE THEME SONG!?

  • LOLling @ d top comments^_^

  • lmfao you guys are too fucking good. TOO FFUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! This shit deserves the nobel prize for picking up chicks

  • At first I thought your shirt said "Run Civic" and I was like oh god don't be that Asian.

  • Simple advice Kong, but it is really works! Love simple pickup!

  • %75 of getting the girl you want is ignoring her, I guess thats if you see her all the time at work/school. The eye magnet thing is something Id do if I just met her in a random place, and I need a number before I never see her again.