Cracked TV - The 6 Worst 'Professional' Music Videos on the Web

[Dactylius]

What does KSHT stand for?

[TheThrashAnvil]

NOW THAT'S A KNIFE, YOU BANANA-BENDER!

[KashgroundTM]

Lol this had me at lets get fuckin freaky now xD

[acousticdoug]

still better than rebecca black... js

[Killmatic5000]

I have been watching these videos for several hours. I really need to get a job

[strkiller86]

I watched this so many times I know "Sometimes people make a war" by heat XD

[winning12341]

"im gonna make you come...............over to my house."

I literally did a spit take at my computer screen. Seriously tho how the hell is that y7?

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

Y'know you have a large Australian fan-base, and we DONT SOUND LIKE THAT. Gawd. Its pronounced ozzy. But wait there's more. Its prawns not shrimp. In the Australian tourism ad they only made him say shrimp because it was aimed at the US...wait do we say prawns or shrimp..I'm not quite sure...My head hurts. About that criminal joke, no. Well yes first there was only criminals, but when news got back to the U.K that there was lots of land, farmers flocked to Australia. Wow I just hit the text limi

[winning12341]

@pRoBiE1KeNoBi lmao u mad bro??

for real tho, are you really butt hurt over something said on cracked?? Its a humor site.

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

@winning12341 I'm sorry you didnt notice the sarcasm. My mistake.

[blueeyedawesome]

@pRoBiE1KeNoBi I'm australian and I don't care.

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

@blueeyedawesome Neither do I

[Nerf1maniac]

Oh god. Why Japan? WHY??!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!

[rabed10]

It's true all australians are criminals or descendants of criminals. Australia was a prison penal colony. On another note: I feel physically ill after watching this, they should put a disclaimer on this webisode. WARNING: WATCHING THESE SERIES OF MUSIC VIDEOS IN ONE SITTING MAY CAUSE CONSTEPATION, UPSET STOMACH, AND/OR DIAREHA. Don't know if i spelled that righr, don't care. Get off my back grammar nazis.

[rabed10]

@rabed10 Bad news is that these music videos are worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday". Good news, just wipe your butt and take some peptobismol. You should be good to go. :)

[ArkEsoteric]

What's the last song? the Japanese techno

[ywed14]

They're all criminals you know lol

[AEtherforce]

to #5

THAT is the the male deanei dance in world of warcraft Xp

[thissentenceisfalse1]

@AEtherforce holy shit i wasnt the only person to notice that

[videofieldsoldier]

I've been watching this video since 2009 again and again and I've always been wondering if "KSHT" was supposed to be a hommage to "WKRP in Cincinnati".

[devyn1717]

This guy has obviously never heard of Blood on the Dance Floor

[officialY1p]

the guy at 4:14 looks like Luscius Malfoy from AVPS! 

[Vrex360]

Speaking as an Australian Mr Swaim, I am offended and plan to feed you to the pet crocodile that I and all other Australians have.

And then afterward's I will say G'day a lot.

But still, very funny video.

[darkaardvark7]

whats with the Superjail on the TV to the left of the screen

[MrRubidium]

If only they knew the future; THE FIFTH DAY

[lordaron8]

cool story bro,

thumbs up if u agree

[boitahaki]

@lordaron8 lol your comment is just a shitty meme followed by you begging for thumbs up

just shut up

[gameforce11]

and with their powers combined, they are the guy who sold me my last car.

epic

[ngobleus]

@gameforce11

"All this guy can muster is the Fonzie move and the lean..."

[momolllo]

At 1:50 they look as though they are dancing oranges with faces.

[ababyinthesun]

i dont wanna wall

[KristofskiKabuki]

If you want to know where number 2 got his inspiration, look up "Hugh Laurie's song for America" on youtube

[foilfencer1337]

SUPERJAIL!!!

[benzo546]

Crikey mate!...and a didgeridoo

[JunKazamaFan]

I love Tunak Tunak Tun, but Swaim's commentary on it is hilarious!

[TheRyukenhadoken]

DINGO!!!

[TheKris555]

Dude, Tunak Tunak is AWESOME!!! xD

[Frito1020]

Is that Superjail in the background?

[FriedAbortions]

Seriously is Brokencyde a parody? There is no way people would make this music and think it's good.

[Cannonsilencer]

Every few months I come back to these videos, and they are ALWAYS entertaining.

[Helwulfen]

singing Get Down by b44 has become code for this is retarded between me and my friend david

[ShtikMahn]

@Helwulfen Blessed irony.

[xxxsixmasterxxx]

36 has no life!

[modelmajorpita]

"What a respectful depiction of the Australian people." So true.  <3 <3 Swaim

[bannanamouse]

wtf if you get down on me i will get down on you those peedos

[funnyguy0476]

I miss this series:(

[MrYaoiGirl]

Is it bad that the only song I recognized was the one at the end?

[sharkwrestler99]

these are worse than Friday.

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

I'm I the only Aussie that finds this racist and stereotypical....And funny as hell

[mannymal1]

Part of the video on the monitor behind him is Superjail!

[KandaYu1421]

I would love if KSHT Radio was real, Michael Swaim is hilarious.

[hatface92]

not enough quadbikes

[ElectroIsMyMusic]

you are fucking hilarious!!!!!

[ngobleus]

"Speak" sounds like he's not only fighting Tourette's.

I know this may sound odd, but it sounds to me like he's also fighting a lack of nationality.

Seriously, that's no accent. He just forgot to take the cotton balls out of his mouth after going to the dentist.

But I agree with his theme here. Stop the war.

[erikm12]

@ngobleus I looked it up, apparently he's Hungarian.

[TRoastable]

at 2:52 I didn't know data was a singer...

[FulgoreSama]

You guys being mad about him making fun of tunak tunak tun, I do hope you realize he's making fun of the video and not the music right? You have to admit the actual choreography sucks.

[72master]

if they made this while friday was still going around it would just not be fair

[bobbbennett]

You Rock Dude! look forward to more vids

[SirIzzacNewton]

holy crap b4-4 had a lot of sexual innuendo in there i dont recall being there before D:

[c4r50n1]

@SirIzzacNewton It's okay, they're terrible.

[GoldenArrow222]

Where is Friday?!?!?!

[Garfunkle20]

@GoldenArrow222

Because this was made two years ago

[GoldenArrow222]

@Garfunkle20

Oh...lol

[sgtsmith141]

it puts the lotion on its skin...........

[JustBecauseICan1000]

"Gonna make you come tonight..."

[TheNinjaIke]

me and my friends sound like brokencyde when we're singing XD

[Poultryhole]

Brokencyde sounds like ass

[CommendatoreAndolini]

I like how both top comments are about Tunak Tunak Tun.

[GurkiratBhatti]

Racist ={

[MegaSaurabh7]

UPDATE: The worst 'professional' music video on the internet is Friday by Rebecca Black!

[DrRoy1]

Anybody notice the line "make him come tonight... over to my house"? Eww.

[chosentonessournotes]

@DrRoy1 Pretty sure that's why he put it on the list. Hahahaha

[BLACKIESBOY]

FOSTERS, KOALAS, AND A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!

[dpsrush]

the guy who sold my last car LMAO!

[HasGoodHair]

I don't care if it's capricola, just give the lazershow a freakin sandwich so i can watch my videos!

[dragonongkh]

B4-4 is nice :P .Very random tho but nice :p

[NiMur90]

DINGO

[Utterbach]

OOOOOOH LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

[SeanMusicFreak]

WTF?! Tunak Tunak Tun is the greatest thing ever!

[krakenwave]

A celebration of shit video - so what could be more appropriate than to have this squeaky, nasal "DJ" (cos he's got cans on!) fail of a smug tosspot fratboy to present it.

[oddXmanXout]

HOLY SHIT! super jail in the background. combaticus! yes

[TheDragoMorph]

"And with their powers combined, they are . . . the guy who sold me my last car."

[pele1281]

He left out the worst music video of all time... Die Antwoord's "Enter the Ninja".

[kukadamsko]

@pele1281 you do realize that enter the ninja was not released when this video was made?

[pele1281]

@kukadamsko

Actually, no. I was not aware of that.

[spliefer]

33 guys are banana benders

[undeny]

@spliefer lol.. 

[prettysplash5bell]

brokencyde gave me a headache after 5 seconds

[mantanz]

Haha, this is brilliant!

[c4r50n1]

So... they're gonna suck that black kid's dick?

[TheMetalMask36]

what a respectful depiction of the Australian people

[TheMarauder51]

I find it hard to believe that gay sex allusions are "TV Y7"

[prettysplash5bell]

@TheMarauder51  i know

[EvilApple818]

@AmamrGlaze This was made in 2010, before "Operation: R. Black Friday" drove the majority of the Earth even more insane.

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

Brokencyde is worse than The Legit

I can hardly believe they filled those shoes

[Ghostb]

Okay seriously though... Why were the orange men trying to seduce that little boy through song and dance. And where is that kid now? I hope they are paying for his therapist bills.

[geekrichieuk]

This needs to be revised... ...I will not degrade the conversation with the nomination.

[Crudshifter]

Congratulations, you are one of the 6 most unfunny presenters on YouTube. The beauty of prerecorded video is that you can see if it sucks before you upload it. Stop talking over the videos!

[ngobleus]

Well, that Japanese kid's show host is definitely NOT the walrus...goo goo g'joob....

[lasseniko]

The host is a douchebag

[c4r50n1]

@lasseniko You're a douchebag.

[stripysocks7]

@theFizzyCheese m. 

[TheUSK0]

Jereme Rogers "Goodbye skateboarding" is ten thousands times worse than any song here (video sucks as well).

[gzussturbo]

HAHA!!!! I have always thought that Brokencyde was the worst thing to happen to humanity since the holocaust! Great to see them (as great as it could be) on this list

[chosentonessournotes]

@gzussturbo I think The Bunny The Bear has them beat. Look up the song called Aisles. I honestly can't decide who's worse.

[bournesh]

@gzussturbo THe holocaust wasn't that bad. And I'm jewish (as far as you know, anyway).

[leon6777]

he's mexican?

[caguko]

they're orange ?

[sicfrynut]

lmao @ 1:38

[TheLogTog]

lol... The video on the TV in the background is Venture Brothers!

[SGFAZ]

1:41

OH GOD IT'S THAT GUY FROM BIO DOME

DESTROY HIM, STOP THE MUSIC, AND PREVENT ANY FUTURE MOVIES HE COULD POSSIBLY BE IN

[JanderStrahd]

I always liked Tunak Tunak Tun. =/

[mynamke]

its like watching random 10 second clips of lord of the rings if legolass occasionally pretended to paly the guitar

[AuntFlo81]

"combined w/ a dash of Ann Coulter"

So true.

[8cloudyrains8]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF TUNAK TUNAK TUN.

[Zejex15]

@8cloudyrains8 there...

[Cannonsilencer]

YI cmon!

[GoodnightTrouble]

HE'S WATCHING SUPERJAIL!!!!! that makes me so happy.

[ArthurZ101]

@3:07 what does tupac have to do with anything? xD lol

[reaperman2010]

Fostas, koalas and a SHRIMP ON THE BAAHBEE!

[sprinkleOtea]

My favourite part is when he turns is head at 4:57

Something about that makes me laugh every time.

[ShaunThe1]

lol tunak tunak tunak is the dreni or however u spell it dance off of WoW lololololol

[ComebackJohnny]

Speak talks like he's got a speech impediment.

[samm90037]

KSHT

[seriousman99]

Lmfao at the end

[Heffsta02]

crickey mate........and a digereedoooo.

[AresCosmos]

hey faggat u know wat sounds and looks worse than these videos YOU!

[Leftysfive93]

B4-4 is going to come...over to your house to molest your African American son.

[WinstonFisher]

WTF? Was the video at number 6 fucking serious? Why would anyone think that screeching mixed with autotune ever sound good? Please tell me that it was supposed to be ironic!

[th3soulreaper]

tunak tunak tun is hilarious

[reaperman2010]

And with their powers combined, they are......

the guy who sold me my last car. ROFL XD

[DWSimmy]

Now Mark Gormleys fans have spilled over to this video? Come on guys, give it a rest...

[MrPhillytitan]

no mark gormley vids?? fail.

[umk23]

@MrPhillytitan You're fail. Mark Gormley is 100% win.

[Vajrayana514]

@MrPhillytitan Mr Gromley's hit single Little Wings is featured on another Cracked TV episode; The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos

[undisputedgreatest]

Seriously...I thought that was Anne Coulter before he even said that.

[sikthegreat]

What a respectful depiction of the Australian people.

[youvegotsyd]

When he said "the guy who sold me my last car" I laughed way too loud. :)

[DroveThemInsane]

@theFizzyCheese Swaim.. Not swain.

[JujuBean1967]

6 and 4 were god awful

[1borat5]

nisu oni ćuli čombeta iz lud zbunjen normalan

[RSXdaLV]

Reminds me of "The Soap" or how it was called, but it's very good :D.

[foodiedave]

That whole "Stop the War" video is ironic because Speak looks like he supports wars. Specifically, race wars.

[princesstamika]

@foodiedave By "stop" he means "start", by "the" he means "ethnic" and by "war" he means "cleansing". 

[youneedmorecowbell]

"Like a Slipknot and Cher duet" ... HA HA HA HA HA. That should be #1.

[raheelandleon]

Well he sure looks like a guy who would LOVE war :P

[Atnas1010]

Tunak tunak tun is great, and you are not allowed to think otherwise!

[KaleenJeffs]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN, I LOVE B4-4.

[Cookiemonstaaahx3]

Brokencyde fucking pwns all!!!! D:

[Jokerman665]

soo...#4 is about 3 guidos who want to bang a preteen boy?

[JOSHIEPOOBITCH]

lolz what's that last song????

[JezRG]

Hey is Cracked / SWAIM releasing any new episodes??

[DRFIEND69]

@JezRG ...I am pretty sure that they have switched his dealio to 'Does not compute' instead of Swaim

[NachtCrus]

Heh am i the only one who got the "magic missile" part?

[Nitro378]

@NachtCrus In a word, no.

[HAADOOKEN]

Where's Jan Terri??

[Mannazify]

@HAADOOKEN was thinking the same thing, Haadooken - hehehehe.

This is actually a pretty funny show; loved the Aussie (I'm Australian myself), and thought he was fucking brilliant: "dingo!" - that right there is gold, my firend!

[ConfuseaCatLtd1]

everytime i watch this video it gets more funny!

[CaptainZebulon]

I fucking love superjail!

[MrYewkiang]

is dis song or talking???

[drplbiftin]

frigging guidos

[MrThePandaman]

At number 3.... I didn't know Bruce Willis made music after the Return of Bruno.

[G3ner0]

Yiiiee cmon

[waronmondays]

DINGO!!!

[hebesphenomegacorona]

what a respectful depiction of the australian people!

[noobler9]

just when I thought the internet couldn't violate my mind any further I watched this, willingly

[ngobleus]

"All he can muster is the Fonzie move and the lean." roflmao

[freakoffreaks145]

Dingo!

[nookdew]

Did anyone try the phone number?



[chickenandfladnag]

What IS that song at the end??????

[FloydMayweatherJr916]

Firemen are about to be extinct.  Thanks a bunch Cracked you fuckheads!

[Trans7ucent]

Superjail playing in the background, woot!