My Fable 2 Family (So many Children)

[AgentX7Y]

and so begins the toddler army...

[MasteratArms15490]

If it's all from one wife, then why is there a black kid?

[dxmania2012]

Lol, I got 100 kids by 40 different women on Fable 2. Ihad 45 but...they kinda walked in on me gettin it on. Which was apparently a turn on for my character, cuz he produced 8 more kids!

[drewbloo99]

I have one husband in fable 3, and I think we're gonna wind up like this. :)

[DelphineEraklea]

barbie clones

[VansLegacy]

lol u wont answer question? D:

wher do babies come from ? :D

[weapon388]

lolol?



[MATxVP]

YES, BREED. SPREAD YOUR SEED SO THAT THE LINE OF FOURTH HEROES MAY CONTINUE.

That said, did you by entering a daemon door when someone is following you somehow deletes that character as if they died? You can make those children vanish permanently without laying a hand on them.

[MusicRockstar119]

dude if you wanted a boy you sleep with you wife at night and then you get a boy. if you sleep with your wife in the morning you get a girl

[RydeMusic]

Someone needs to start jacking off to porn instead....

[bbb5898]

dude? they sell condoms in in bowerstone market wtf

[Kalmfox172]

They aren't CLOWN CARS, you know?

[Dubst3pl0v3r]

Your wife is a whore!

[indo995]

USE THE ARMY OF CHILDRENS AND DEFEAT ALL THE SHOP KEEPERS AND THEN GET ALL THE CANDY MUHAHAHA!!!

[XiFMJzHD]

only if this game had grenades

[FriedBaNaNaZz]

@XiFMJzHD O........M.......G LOL

[InsaneMagnus]

i wonder what theyr mothers vagina must look like...

[PyroSeraphim]

MAKE MOAR CHILDREHN AND HAVE ARMEE!

[XCWDrake]

lol epic, my wife died while i was out on a quest, stupid bitch lol, then i put my child for adoption

[Fearmongerr]

LOL! XD

The poor mom TAT

[TheHyde900]

-Emm.. you should

-no no stop that isnt good

-Are you sure?

-OMG WTF iS THAT

-NEVER MEET THE CONDOM

[Xx1chase1xX]

Wanna hear a sad story? I had a wife and a son..... when the 2 brothers released the Banshee in Bloodstone it killed my wife before I could stop it, and child protective agencies took my son from me....

Widowed </3

[dubstepjm1998]

WOW, u must realy keep ur wife happy to have her let u do tht to her like 18 times

[MrSlate112]

now release a balverine and let the fun begin!!!

[TheTruthHurts100100]

Keep it in her ass

[000WOLFBANE000]

now take them to battle with you

[zackisbak40]

i understand about 1 or 2 kids but GOOD GOD MAN 20?!??

[TheMisterE4299]

sexually active is an understatement :/

[funnykitty333]

to get a boy try at dusk not at dawn

[Nedyah74]

Is it possible to have a child before you go to the spire? Will he or she be older when you get back?

[smackedabbaa]

@Nedyah74 Yeah haha.

[Anathar88]

Ahhhh...The ideal Mexican family. How many STDs ya got?

[LightMusicK]

Well, now you have a small army of heroes in power!

[Trizzydrizzy]

save game KILL THEM ALL reload game and KILL THEM AGAIN IN A PAINFULL WAY then reload again AND KILL THEM WITH A BLUNDERBUSS TO THE FACE

[ThunderBlazeHover]

DADDY! DADDY!DADDY! DADDY!DADDY! DADDY!DADDY! DADDY!DADDY! DADDY!

[Sarge0Dude]

I've got a tip for you. Lock on. Press then "down" d-pad button. Then hold down force push.

[798adriel]

So 240p we meet again -.-

[MrSpeakzenglish]

u now have an army..well done..

[Brotherhoodleader16]

jeezus how much sperm does he got???? hey buddy, ever heard of condoms?!

[snipedude8910]

your wifes vagina must be 10 feet wide

[awesumr]

@snipedude8910 the last 10 probably walked out

[Meanbean222]

I say kill them all

[skywoozie]

i wonder what the college bill will be XDDDDDDD

[Kaizen767]

:O

[thebarrybrown49]

do your children grow up?

[snowninja7842]

MEANWHILE, IN MEXICO

[ThePrototype609]

You should sacrifice them all at the temple of shadows.

[blackkat7073]

So which one is Logan and the main character of fable 3 because it says he only had 2 sons hahaha. PLOT TWIST!!!

[MrBalanceofTerror]

This guy has had WAY too much sex.

[rockergod789]

goddamn... You've been busy, haven't you?

[chainsaw324]

lol and i thought i got mad when my 3 kids asked for presents how pissed are you??

[DethklawExodus]

i feel sorry for your hero

LMMFAO

[OMFGCookiees]

oh shit rape train!!! *throws monkey bombs*

[TheOsbournesfan]

Omg... Any parents worst nightmare O_O

'Tis sure to raise the bills... No doubt..

[pokemaster4338]

did one look like tharisa

[MrCraig1119]

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[Tex6073]

OMG WOW HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FUCK HER WITHOUT A CONDOM!

next time dont forget lol u_u

[the0007lord]

How to raise children in Fable: 1. Get Married. 2. Have children. 3. Amass Real Estate so that you earn a lot every five minutes. 4. Set Budget very high. 5. Leave family with mother forever. (Seriously, get a nice house and appearance and she'll never leave.) 6. Go to Bloodstone. 7. Buy Mansion. 8. All non-lesbian girls 'follow' to bedroom. Especially the Prostitutes. 9. Repeat 8 indefinitely... Maybe kill Ugly ones. 10. Return home to the loving family. ??? Profit.

[TheNuclearbomb11]

it looks like you have one son, they probably tortue him by dressing him up in dresses and playing tea time D:

[GoldenSwordReviews]

....you know they sell birth control right

[ZxOmegaRegretxZ]

they are only following you cause they smelt the candy in you pocket

[chocoaddcition]

So that's where the Royal Albion Army came From... :P

[Kaeineir]

Should have sacrificed them all

[yazg6]

i lol'd at "this is my only son" hahaha

[omgjustme747]

I would turned my safety off and did a huge area spell XD

[JHoward393]

thats alot of child support...

[TheSonic9001]

you got 1, but your wife 2 babies, and when you have 2 babies, she 3 babies, and when you have 3 babies you got about 15 BABIES

[cursedveng122]

Keep it in your pants

[5BookWorm0]

I feel sorry for you.But, You can make a school and get a lot of money, Right?Lol.

[beastkillcam101]

ever herd of condoms

[JHoward393]

@beastkillcam101 sadly they came out with condoms in the second fable lol

[mikavasco]

Lucien won't stand a chance...

[th3g1n0]

is that your army or your familY? XD

[tesfan1000]

thats alot of time in the bed

[meandrunescape]

you are one horny dude !

[lordagony100]

so miny childen more like an army rade a village or move in with lady grey then bring all your childen to her house and your wife

[mateocos1]

i had 3 kids and all of them got stolen by goblins or w/e those small montsers r called ( i forgot their name lol) and my wife was so sad i was like YES and my wife kept asking me to look for them so i took how to bowerlake and i killed her :D

[MultiBlazer42]

@mateocos1 their called hobbes :D

[Stretchypantsmaster]

my kids keep disapearing... me and the husband have had like 3-4 or something but only one of them ever grew up. the other three just disapeared somehow

[mandaax3100]

learn how to wait

[Skismom02]

i cant have any children why?

[jesusmagicful]

@Skismom02 u have too have unprotected sex with your spouse :P

[mateocos1]

@Skismom02 MAYBE ITS UR PARTNERS FAULT :p

[Xxgloriaxx1]

LOL Have Fun rescuing thm when they run off and get in a cage

[halfbreeddemon]

Christmas shopping must be fun XD

[MrCheesehead555]

mommy must have died in the making

[Dson105]

bow chicka wow wow chicka wow wow

[Comisut]

Thats one productive mother.

[D4rkFlamez]

ITS TIME TO MAKE A VERY UNHOLY SACRIFICE?!?!!?!?!!

[AnotherDeadKennedy]

haha omg wtf

[7warir]

Thats the kind of guy that kills his whole family and then himself but luckily for the kids he would run out of ammo before he got halfway done xD

[MarathonIsLife]

try a condom

[AltairE38]

dude you and your wife need a hobby

[Zenithnoon12]

And so the bloodline lives on, (alot)

[VITYVIKTOR]

Are you Cletus?

[HansFelterlot]

You should try and lead them all to the temple of shadows

[fox1freddy]

im sorry sir but have you ever heard of an item called a " condom"

[clawhunter432]

note to everybody if you have the regular game and beat it go through the credits to keep playing please spread the word for every body fable 1

[TheZagunator]

Oh my... i guess after this having birth is like a fart to your wife 0_o

[hobofred1000]

how the hell... oh well im pretty happy with my 3 kids but cool video

[StapledCorn]

BaBiEz AtTaCk!1!!!!

[fringeisthebest]

Someone had A LOT of free time . . . :P xD

[KimberlyLovesYa]

Lmao..only one son

[CoDANGER6]

When I Saw That My Head Blew up

[MitchDWit]

busy guy

[ll4real09]

Fuck you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bich

[moarchzplz]

is there a cap on welfare benefits? lmfao xD

[blackspartanvideos]

joseph fritzel would like to be in you characters position

[mrjacob889]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAGSCAN sorry for the spelling

[MsGettingBetter]

woah

[grayboy964]

you should have been like

" THATS IT!!!"

PULLS OUT SWORD

"DIE MOTHER F*CKERS"

[Annywoosh]

I have six daughter with my husband (in the Port of Demon house) but my character doesn't have a too big vagina XD

[OrdonianGamer]

Sure beats Cheaper by the Dozen..... O.o;

[maxboy1athotmailcom]

DUDE IT"S CALLED PROTECTION TRY TROJAN FIRE & ICE!

[JayWilliamThompson]

sell some to slavery?

[itachi150101]

her vagina must be bleeding

[akewoo]

Does that mean my game is also unpatched? I don't have that many children, but I have three... I thought that was the limit, because I can't seem to have any more.

[gritnom]

@akewoo If you've gone online with it/downloaded dlc then it updated and got bugs fixed.

[akewoo]

@gritnom I'm aware of that, but I've never been online, or downloaded anything.

[gritnom]

@akewoo For the first year of owning the game it didn't happen. This happend after beating the game. It was a fluke when it happend. It's a glitch. They're random. It might happen for you. It might not.

[thebomb1171]

@gritnom lol u slut

[PokeTwin2]

@akewoo i have had four, but I can never save any more than one

[Sharkshut13]

please dont kill me i got a wife and 20 kids xP

[rwmerlot777]

haha shes like my friend danolis mom. she has a kid every 2 years

[TheSdrawkcab]

my god... your wife must've screamed harder then lady grey getting hit by swords

[back2backstudios]

Wow how u get that much and normaly it will only let four follow you! Yeah and I think Logans there two!

[MrTurtlez123]

I think i see logan :D

[cybrid37]

So...um...what does the children do when they grow up. Are we going to play as them or are they gonna be working and give some of their earnings to us?

[KnightOfTheBloodWolf]

@cybrid37 Unfortunately, they never grow up. It is a rather disappointing feature, they only grow from infant to about 5 or something like that. If you have a kid before you go to the spire were the game passes 10 years while you are there, they look exactly the same when you get back.

[SamLuvsTuPac]

What is this? The Dugger family? VAGINA DOES NOT EQUAL SLIP AND SLIDE!

[pbjmaster117]

somebodys been busy on those late tuesday nights :D

[481216RAYNE]

i think your guy should go back to health class and pay closer attention to how hes suppose to use protection. lol

[Kino562]

I know how, that house in Bloodstone, where the made up a club called TOBY, when you get him out, buy it and ''do it'' in his bed a lot. I had a lot of babies there, but I didn't save when I quit. XD You welcome, people of The Nation With Bad Economy.

[Arkkimonni]

You can't see that many children in cities, in Fable 2 : D

[Nerefurian]

And so the bloodline continues!

[nintendoplayer79]

the neighbors are probably like DAMN!

or соседи вероятно походят ПРОКЛЯТЫЙ!

[TheSuperhoppin]

your very own army of children to anoy the living crap out of everyone =)

[MyBIGMILK]

damn if mine was unpatched i would have about 100 kids with lady grey

[ShelbiLanders]

you could do the demon door needing 20 followers, cause they wont die!

[RoboJose777]

lol go bug your mother xD

[TheMrHeth]

Fable III...all those kids probably killed each other trying to decide who'd be in the next game.

[1Noobkiller]

@TheMrHeth i bet the hero in fable3s brother was a bad ass

[larryqa]

you make angelina jolie look jelous

[sandmansamperson]

alright time to ration the breastmilk

[TheArthasmenethril]

man you must of had a load of fun

[PokeMuffel231]

that woman has to have 1 million boobs

[Mcpowerpack]

so there was logan, you and...fable three didn't mention your ten brothers and sisters did it?

[UnprofesionalIdiot]

How many beds did you break?

[LiuGondor]

How... productive...

[ABigHopelessMess]

So...can anyone tell me how he/she got this many children? I can only have two and I've done the spire quest. If this person had this many children from different wives...how is it that the children aren't mad? I'm confused.

[gritnom]

@ABigHopelessMess That's because they're all from one wife. The children get mad if they're together from different families? Thanks for more evidence against the non believers. The game glitched. Some guy said "it can't. it's in the coding to only have 2 kids". My game was unpatched at the time and I some how did this. That's all I know.

[SuperPineCone]

@gritnom Nah theres nothing about coding saying there's a limit of 2. The percentage of having a child just decreases after every child. I had 6 thinking theyd be of use in Fable 3.

[ABigHopelessMess]

@gritnom Oh, I see. I wish mine was unpatched.

[gritnom]

@ABigHopelessMess If you've never taken your system online then there are no updates to unpatch the game.

[Wildcat425B]

Someone drank powerthirst.

[gritnom]

@Notharir My wifes vagina?

[OceanBabe70]

"Quick, follow daddy"

"PISS OFF!!"

[pjkid10]

XD fail only one boy

[keilxkey2255]

Your wife must hate you.



[b4ckstr33t]

If you have unprotected sex in the afternoon you get a girl, in the morning you get a boy.

[alexroney999]

its like 101 dalmations....

it must be a train wreck down there

[whoaitswhoa66]

hahahahahahahahaha if you can get them all to follow you you could be the pied pieper of kids

[GuidedFireWind]

Because of Fable 3, they all die. All of them. And then you get a hand holding nancy and an idiot for children.

[TheStranglehold]

You are the Genghis Khan of Fable. In the future, a large portion of Albion's population will be able to trace their lineage to you.

[kittycat2341]

in sovit russia kids have you!

[TheEXTREMEJP]

fable 3 lies...... it says you only have 2 children

now its either the meth or im pretty sure thats like 200 kids right there >_<

[guiltyspark96]

@gritnom pick a planet...times that by 3 and u may have a aprox size.....

[oIRISHLORDo]

its like trying to heard sheep

[frizzykid100]

Its obvious that you and your wife need a new hobby, How about go slaying some goblins?

[volker136]

children: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!