Brass Eye paedophile blasted into space

[BVB1888]

the funniest 27 seconds on youtube

[swampertkamm85]

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[krayte]

CAPCOM

[sdwsj1919]

LOL



[17peteclarke]

oh for fuck sake now I have to find Truthteller75's comment

[MethodicalPancake]

Jesus, what a fuck up.

:)

[BooJoMan]

This is obviously fake, britain cant build a rocket

[truthteller75]

lol at all the people "correcting" me on identifying parody. I wonder who the actual moron is...

[Gabriel99]

@truthteller75 are you stupid?you thought that was real.you are the dumbest person in the world.you must be from the U.S.A.

[truthteller75]

@Gabriel99 says the anime fan...

[Gabriel99]

@truthteller75 so i love anime.so poo on you

[YouPubeist]

Americans are such coco shunters.

[DemiGodzillla]

I find it hilarious how British people are calling American's stupid because some of them don't know this is fake, and yet the actual show itself is full of Brit's reciting mindless made up drivel that they don't fact check and they themselves think is real.

"Pedophiles can touch your children through an area of the internet the size of Ireland and they release toxins from your keyboard."

Yeah, you guys are all fucking geniuses across the pond aren't you?

[pughdafis]

@DemiGodzillla well, yeah, if you consider that Chris morris was able to fool so many and that he's British. why do all of you guys need to start flame wars about different countries, every country is shit, and everyone is stupid. ok?

[adcrofts]

@DemiGodzillla If this whole comment is a parody of a typical American, you're hiilarious! :D

[Lucanking]

@DemiGodzillla The internets bigger than Ireland, I'd say it's more the size of Russia.

[surfthecentre]

Lol at all the americans who dont understand dry humour

[iamDeran]

@truthteller75 @teeth87 LOL!

[Sam5726]

Alone with the monster.

[Applemask]

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

[hexzyle]

Who else was linked here by Quatroking from the Minecraft forums? lol

[transform5656]

Wait... did that say Capcom?

Oh shit. They trapped Rock onboard that ship with him. D;

[jaylpp12]

fucking hell i never thought i would see comments asking if brass eye was real, why don't you all have some cake and eat and write more silly shit (Cake Ref:) half the people watching these think there watching documentaries hahaha wow you Americans are smart

[Krondelo]

@jaylpp12 People are stupid all over the world, America just is all over YT.

[Kazpdrewt]

@jaylpp12 all I can say is.... word :)

[annedrodgyness]

It was a bad day for our country.

[MandalaSkies]

THAT TOP COMMENT AND ALL THE LIKES ARE HILARIOUS!

[fiveMIRrOrs]

You just know you're gonna get some quality news when there's atmospheric music involved.

[macdoo99]

Top comment had me just falling over laughing.

[Itachi21x]

is this real?

[ConnorJLysaght]

@Itachi21x YES IT IS AND SO ARE UNICORNS

[Itachi21x]

@ConnorJLysaght

holy shit i knew it

[TigerXtrm]

@Itachi21x Yes. Have you not heard of the space prison that was built at the ISS?

[vagine26]

Hahahahaha oh man, top commenter is a tool.

[dukefanatic2005]

@truthteller75 how could you be so stupid to believe this..

[RadaSs90]

Haha, lol. I'd like to see a kid from camera online inside this ship who begs for help and suddenly from the corner a pedophile is going to catch him and next he get out from camera view with child.

[Howard00Wolowitz]

@36Tflip Yes! Very real and its a bloody disgrace!!!

[TheEthug]

Humans are so stupid, aside from the retards trolling how can people say that they actually believe this happened rofl.

[The111DooD]

Holy shit I think might have to become a paedophile if I want to get into space.

[EightAlek]

How the fuck is this funny?

That poor little boy!

[seabasses187]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's hilarious.

to those that are questioning this, don't you think the news would have said something?

[corey1845]

Is this a joke or a fake? I hope so

[emkoirl]

@corey1845

This is a fake of course. "Brasseye" is a comedy show, as you can see on the right there are many more vidoe's like this one.

[corey1845]

@emkoirl oh, ok:D

[kebs2006]

@corey1845 just kill yourself retard

[corey1845]

@kebs2006 i thought u should spend *the rest of your life* in the space and not only three years^^

[Skelables]

lmfao

[JoeBarborak]

lol'd HARD at the second post

[ZPXDizzy]

Doin it wrong.



[DanJoeProductions97]

are you kidding me

[jamescooling]

funniest 27 seconds of brass eye imo. i almost cried when i first saw this bit

"this is the one thing we didnt want to happpen!"

[saguy98]

What show is that from? I want to watch the entire thing!

[jamescooling]

@saguy98 brass eye. its on the 4od youtube channel and is fucking hilarious.

[mrsebumatica]

Who also saw "Capcom" XD

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@mrsebumatica What about it?

[truthteller75]

How could the British be so fcking stupid??? How could they not check and see there was noone else

[Photonface]

@truthteller75 You're not serious are you? LOL

[nik108175]

@truthteller75 wow... just wow, I don't think you should comment on any one being stupid

[heesoookim]

@truthteller75 Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid..

[su0rtin]

@truthteller75 I left the country after hearing this news. Such an embarrasment for the British Government. WHY DIDNT THEY CHECK?

[spetnatz606]

@truthteller75

oh well, its just a kid, there's plenty more on the planet.

[teeth87]

@truthteller75 your status just cracked me up lol. Im hoping u realise this is a comedy show. If not you're a fucking retard

[Andrewskater642]

@truthteller75 ummm durrrr it couldnt be fake could it dumdum

[vanutra]

@truthteller75 You know this is a joke, right? Only you're acting like you don't :-/

[h4rdstyl3r1337]

@truthteller75 retard.

[BretWinters]

@truthteller75 somehow I get the impression you are actually serious

[rantanen1]

@truthteller75

hi, idiot, this is not real.

[Amid87]

@truthteller75 this comment is truly glorious.

[thecsslife]

@truthteller75 You are the stupid one, this is comedy!

[howyudoin91]

@truthteller75

you have achieved what I thought impossible

you're comment is loved by all and yet, everyone calls you an idiot at the same time. bravo mr. troll, bravo

[Henkboom1612]

@truthteller75

Please explain why people would want to waste costly fuel onto blasting a pedo in space.

[Lucanking]

@Henkboom1612 Cos then they can't get their grubby mits on our kids. Blast 'em all into space, that's what I say.

[magicaIpineapple]

@truthteller75

how did this get highest rated comment? is youtube really this ignorant and retarded?

[HarbingerofSuffering]

@magicaIpineapple

If you're ever wondering if any group of people on the internet could really be so stupid, the answer is always yes. Always, without fail.

[itsmetramp]

@truthteller75 Bastard

[SimonJuniorNW]

@truthteller75 this is comedy sketch....SMH...lmfao..YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY SENT A PEEDO INTO SPACE!!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

[blackbeltste]

@truthteller75 As a British, this is the one thing we did not want to happen.

[Lucanking]

@truthteller75 Isn't Capcom american, it's their fault!

[jakaaay]

@truthteller75 oh wow you made my night

[Ronaldo0710]

@truthteller75 You're a funny one.

[blacknganga]

This is one of my top 10 laughs of all time.

[Layton4Lusy]

They spelt "didn't" wrong. Even more subtle genius

[petrol4d]

To anyone who thinks this is real. I presume you dont know what Brass Eye is. So what the fuck were you searching for when you found this video. Its either Blasted videos or space videos i hope.

[AtomicNerd001]

THE FUCK MAN

[DaBoomz13]

endless raep tiem

[randomuseronhere]

I lol'd so hard.

[daddyoca69]

then they brought him back down from space and let him have a youtube channel named vonhelton

[hotelmario510]

These morons make me want to kill myself.

[hotelmario510]

In space, no one can hear you scream.

[salamagogo]

oh my god this is funny...i live in the u.s. and didnt know about jam or brass eye until recently and am very glad i happened upon it...

[every116]

BE us the funnier, British version of the Onion. Keep that in mind and you'll find it hilarious.

[SmackNcrack01]

wow i just know for a fact that some people commenting on this video actually believed it! they might pretend they were taking the piss but i dont believe that for a second.

[dubyamoney]

pedos are not the problem its down to good looking kids!!!!!

[MacFlurrian]

Space pedophiles! Just when you thought you'd be safe in outer space.

[NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan]

I don't think pedophiles are necessarily a problem. The ones that act out violently through rape and carnage are the bad ones.

Funny video though.

[kezyyyy]

@NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan you don't think peadophiles are a problem? ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK RIGHT NOW!?

[NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan]

@kezyyyy Like I said, only the ones that act out through rape and carnage are the ones that should be worried about.

Besides, what goes on in their minds is nobody's concern. If there is one thing I hate is unnecessary hostility to someone, who may have thoughts you may or may not like, even when they have done no bad deed.

Sick or obscene as you think they may be, only the ones who act out on their fantasies should be of concern.

[TheCabbageRooster]

@NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan

Correct.

[matteuklol]

the one thing we didn't want to happen

[markushollywood]

Brass Eye is still doing it's job from 14 years ago it seems. Damn some people are stupid.

[rkent06]

@airgearbleachfan thats file footage you retard

[austinthebookworm5]

lol



[KileXguy]

WTF?



[SlamDrunkGirl]

Trust the government to do something so stupid. What do you expect anyway? they don't believe in g-d.

[Zhylo]

@SlamDrunkGirl, Of course. god is not real.

[Zhylo]

@SlamDrunkGirl @SlamDrunkGirl, Of course. god is not real.

[Skone117]

And hiding in the corner is Chris Hansen.

[CorruptLupine]

Anyone who thinks this is real, go and look up the show Brass Eye -_- after that learn to be less gullible.

On the actual vid though, despite there being a kid on board the vessel it'd be a perfect example of "FOREVER ALONE"

[Acodin144]

Only americans are able to do this kind of thing

[V3TJasper]

wow wtf lole i cant believe that happenedd

[jimmyPain2121]

@V3TJasper omg please never reproduce

[kristovanskilazy]

did'nt

[JFredUK]

Orson Welles, eat your heart out.

[Alanhuntsinseoul]

stop commenting on this clueless idiots

[supbuddywhatsgoingon]

Is this real? HAHA, people are so stupid, it's a blatant piss take of the news dramatisation of various subjects (in this case paedophilia). It is about moral panics. It is funny when a voice that sounds stern and delivered in a 'news' esq. Way, people think that it is real and trustworthy. People of the world - you are stupid. That is all!!!

[petrol4d]

@supbuddywhatsgoingon Whats even funnier is that people belive the real news programmes are real and trustworthy. News these days is almost like the piss takes of the 90's anyway, especially the USA news network

[mickmister]

did'nt? haha

[pigeonkill]

Someone tell me people reacting like it's real are taking the piss.

[EdwardFinnigans]

is this real?! OMFG SAVE THE KID FFS!

[hotelmario510]

@EdwardFinnigans Er, so you haven't donated to any sperm banks, recently, have you?

[XZoneCiderpowered]

THIS IS THE ONE THING WE DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN.

[sp00nf33d]

@XZoneCiderpowered its Did'nt in that :D

[XZoneCiderpowered]

@sp00nf33d HAHA my bad, well spotted!

[Blackened1993]

'alone in space with the monster#

[qwertyuiop298]

In space, no one can hear you call 911. 

[moatartareque]

lol capcom?

[Alignn]

@moatartareque

No relation.

[gothamite27]

Brilliant. It's not easy to mimic the idiosyncrasies of British newscasters, but this guy does it perfectly.

[megamarsvin]

"By mistake".. brilliant XD

[Mastershake845]

I mean in all honesty, if it even were true, the kid only has 10 years before he becomes an adult and the guy no longer has sex with him.

[GeSTalllt]

this is great! :D

[YuccaPucca]

Did anyone else notice they spelt 'didn't' wrong. Haha.

Good ol' Brass Eye.

[Morfee]

@YuccaPucca no they did'nt

[rooflee]

LMAO

[TheWortytoad]

@rooflee yes there are a whole lot of retards out there

[pudseypumper]

If I refuse to believe any of the comments from people claiming to think this video is true, am I putting too much faith in the human race...?

[daManDRAK]

@pudseypumper NO! this is totally REAL!!  - thank god !

[goldenbrenner]

Are all woman paedophiles by nature?

[malik1917]

Too frickin' awesome.

[MagnificentFiend]

0:14 CAPCOM, lol.

[otakujhp]

@MagnificentFiend Why is that so funny?

[MagnificentFiend]

@otakujhp Because CAPCOM makes videogames, not space prisons for paedophiles :D

[otakujhp]

@MagnificentFiend There's a difference between Capsule Communicator NASA lingo and Japan Capsule Computers, aka Capcom..... Just saying. :D

[MagnificentFiend]

@otakujhp Well, in my ignorance I found it funny. Fair point :¬)

[wallieburger]

haha this is the one thing we DIDINT want to happen

[Wombatshagger37]

brass eye is genius

[chapmasi]

HAHAHAHAHA thats fucking quality

[thmonster]

Damned fence voles, send em all into space ;D

[pughparkour]

this IS real. I was the little boy. He managed to do naughty things to me so hard that we forced the capsule into reentry.

[posvid]

My friend had a soiling accident.

[briankerr092]

I actually pissed myself the first time I seen this. Genius!

[banmen0w]

I could keep playing this endlessly all day and just keep laughing endlessly along with it..

[bleachno1fan]

I don't really get it. )-:

Can someone tell me what happened?

[Edbrad]

@bleachno1fan

What don't you get? lol

[hotelmario510]

@bleachno1fan What's to get? There's a paedo in space. End of.

[BLUEBULLET123]

WTF BBQ ?!?

[AcogImpact]

lmfao !!!!

[pigeonkill]

It could be my favourite 30 seconds of television ever. Absolutely hysterical.

[benmarcell]

True lmao

[nytrex2001]

Absolutely hilarious :)

[stonforcebassbohab]

Guess this changes the phrase into

"In space, no-one can see you touch kids"

[ByTheBookBOI]

don't touch it mallory....the retardation might be contagious...

[kmalloryturner]

@oldfashionedman srsly?

[nikon005]

You're an idiot !

[hotelmario510]

@oldfashionedman It's called satire, moron.

[therealj5girl]

How do we get Kanye West in this program? LOL

[DitzyStephanie]

"In space, no one can hear you scream."

[Reuben0508]

I can't believe people actually think this is real. How fucking stupid do you have to be? But I guess if there weren't loads of stupid people around, then Chris Morris wouldn't have had half the material he had for Brass Eye and we have to be thankful for that.

[afuzzyduck]

the world is full of such spastics, the trick is to take advantage of them for your own ends

[Blackened1993]

@Reuben0508 brass eye is just toooo good.

[blanco420]

@Reuben0508 Same people that watch only Fox News and believe every word...

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

@Reuben0508 stop ruining it, delete this comment

[MadeinHell2]

@Reuben0508 Tbh I was able to believe the whole "sending a guy to space prison" until they came to the 8 year old part ;-)

[jimmyPain2121]

@MadeinHell2 wtf are u serious? you cant be very smart then