Why do people say carrot top is on steroids? He's been muscular the entire time he's been famous, he's just gotten bigger over the years, which is natural if you know anything. Go look at him from videos years ago, most don't notice because of his hair and the way he acts.
Carrot Top has never, and will never be funny. I saw him when I was 12 years old at the college in Maryville, MO., and he was horrible then. I think the only one on here who's funny is Jim Norton.
This shit is nothing but cheap jokes. He needs to get a new act.
Hahahaha! lol! That's why i love youtube! You failed soo hard, wacky retard. It's funny, 'cuz calling you a retard isn't even an insult! Hahaha! It's your name! lol And i already figured out a "simply stupid one", thank you! OMG! So funny! XD
@Travmapunk Right, I knew it's how you spell it from where you're from. It doesn't make it any less stupid.
You're a fucking idiot. You know, you're the first one to EVER make fun of my name, as if I didn't use that name because it was funny in the first place. You're fucking stupid.
I saw carrot top live and literally got a 12 pack, so fucking funny laughing the entire fucking time great comedian. I think hes a great guy too I feel bad for all the shit people have given him.
CARROT TOP KILLS AGAIN! The only thing more hilarious than Carrot Top is all the people that hate him. They are only JEALOUS that he entertains people and makes a hell of a living at it, while they scratch and struggle and cant come up with shit. The guy makes people laugh. Its that simple.
I really dont believe he did steriods it doesnt take that much work to gain muscle if you have enough money to afford food and supplements, even without freaky genetics you could see some really good results.
But either way lets go by facts not estimations until i hear a confession he's all natural :)
@badassreinitz if you liked that movie you should watch norm mcdonald and the chick from that movie on conan o brian..funniest late night moments ever lol
@creepingdeath171: Holy sh***! Seriously, I couldn't believe it when I read that because that's exactly what I did. I actually started watching the Dice Clay part in anticipation and excited, yet, not even 1 minute into it got bored and clicked on the Carrot Top video!!!!
i had know idea carrot tops name is scott so hi from guitarscott1000 i'm on the net too :) wasn't it funny when gene glued the vibrator to his hand at carrot tops house i laughed so hard it corrected my vision
@the grinch ur irish like every other american says they r. ur right im very proud 2 b Irish u go 2 Ireland nd say da shit u say bout ur country nd i can promise u theyl either laf at u or beat da shi out of u. Your not irish fool ur american. have you ever even been 2 ireland? doubt it. Americans have this thought that america is the best country in da world but most of dem who i hear sayin dis hasnt even been out of usa except for mexico. fool im dwn to earth ur jst da 1 whos brain washed
@the grinch17 your are a fuckin retard for saying shit like that. your country sucks dick just like your mother you fuckin prick. how bout comin to any other country than the one who has the most obesity, brain washed, idiotic people in the whole world and we'll show you how to handle a fuckin problem without droppin bombs on innocent people. shut your mouth and stop being proud of one of the worst countries in this world.
@THEREALnicastle I can't believe an asshole like YOU is Irish! I find most Irish folks to be very down to earth people but there are always exceptions to that rule, as you have proven! I'm Irish and proud of it! Irish people are the best but then there's YOU. I was born in America & am proud of my country as I'm sure you're proud of yours. You're an ignorant douchebag piece of shit & I'm ashamed that you're Irish! You give all of us DECENT Irish people a bad name! FUCKERRRRR!
I actually thought Carrot Top was quite funny. The orange cone on the head for "always under construction/ plastic surgery comment" and when the loud beep came on "gene are you okay? that could be you!" and does cpr that was freaking funny.
@oztoob Why do you use OUR website & watch OUR tv shows if you hate America so much then, douchebag? Watch your mouth before "The most powerful nation on earth" blows your shit up! Asshole.
Wow, Carrot Top was such shit. So fucking pointless. I noticed the camera caught on Jerry Cantrell twice during Top's set and each time he just had this look on his face like, "Wow, this guy sucks"
@westpsmity he is a train wreck. But even though he's not that funny...he can be, he just throws whatever out and hope people laugh. I think he's alright.
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This guy is retarded. He has all the money to do it, why doesn't he stop trying to ride whatever he had in the 80s, and try looking a little more normal.
1:13 - 1:14 Scott fucking Ian!!!!!
IcantDiedeadenough 1 month ago in playlist More videos from legoking1993
Did you record this with a Potato
TheLivinDreams 1 month ago 4
"youve had so much plastic surgery" - the irony...
joedude20 2 months ago 3
1:15 jerry cantrell
Wi3dMaN 4 months ago
@Wi3dMaN I am prob the only one who knows who he is.
manvilletrain 1 day ago
Carrot top. For people who don't get Gallagher.
sunzo 4 months ago
@sunzo <3 bill hicks :)
trock151 3 months ago
C.t is so strange looking but still i would do him all night long!love the bod baby :))
cigareta666 4 months ago 2
was this ilmed ona fucking potato
spiess777 5 months ago
@spiess777 filmed
spiess777 5 months ago
LOVE Carrot Top, even if he is a ginger.
shabfarhadi 5 months ago
carrot top is so damn fine, i love him
beautifulmjxoxo 5 months ago
I get headaches watching videos recorded like this, grrr!
MDC01FLY 6 months ago
Carrot Top Is Hilarious!!!
hardyboyz105 7 months ago
To bad all of these mother fuckers buy there jokes and comments.
ChuckyWillo 7 months ago
God damn what'a fighting page (Jerry, jerry, jerry)
GUNNNS4HIRE 7 months ago
Why do people say carrot top is on steroids? He's been muscular the entire time he's been famous, he's just gotten bigger over the years, which is natural if you know anything. Go look at him from videos years ago, most don't notice because of his hair and the way he acts.
Ninety9Soulz 7 months ago
i have ran into ole carrot top there in a few different airports...he now recognizes me..lol..the dude is different man ill say that...
ltuomela 7 months ago
what was this filmed with a calculator?
chillaman 8 months ago
I have to admit, the buffet tray is pretty funny.
emosucks89 8 months ago
Jeff Ross was so wasted he couldn't come up with a decent joke on Carrot Top.
MrCorndogEater 8 months ago
carrot top has eaten some serious roids man
ironmancwb 9 months ago
Carrot Top has never, and will never be funny. I saw him when I was 12 years old at the college in Maryville, MO., and he was horrible then. I think the only one on here who's funny is Jim Norton.
This shit is nothing but cheap jokes. He needs to get a new act.
thewackyretard 9 months ago
@thewackyretard And you need to get a simple sense of humour...
Travmapunk 9 months ago
@Travmapunk A simple sense of humour? Is that the same thing as a simple sense of HUMOR?
You show me someone with a simple sense of humor, and I'll show you someone who's simply stupid.
thewackyretard 9 months ago
@thewackyretard Hahahaha! A lection of "Engrish" from someone with username @thewackyretard!!!
Hahahaha! lol! That's why i love youtube! You failed soo hard, wacky retard. It's funny, 'cuz calling you a retard isn't even an insult! Hahaha! It's your name! lol And i already figured out a "simply stupid one", thank you! OMG! So funny! XD
Humor = Humour, Favorite = Favourite, thewackyretard = simply stupid! Ahahahahaha! LMAO!
Bye, retard! lol XD
Travmapunk 9 months ago
@Travmapunk Right, I knew it's how you spell it from where you're from. It doesn't make it any less stupid.
You're a fucking idiot. You know, you're the first one to EVER make fun of my name, as if I didn't use that name because it was funny in the first place. You're fucking stupid.
thewackyretard 9 months ago
Mark Townley had a better day for watching this... Thanks!
MrMarkTownley 9 months ago
Music from the Elder ===>Best KISS album ever
RickOFtheJames 10 months ago
I saw carrot top live and literally got a 12 pack, so fucking funny laughing the entire fucking time great comedian. I think hes a great guy too I feel bad for all the shit people have given him.
NosoCOMINSOON 10 months ago
CARROT TOP KILLS AGAIN! The only thing more hilarious than Carrot Top is all the people that hate him. They are only JEALOUS that he entertains people and makes a hell of a living at it, while they scratch and struggle and cant come up with shit. The guy makes people laugh. Its that simple.
VoodooPolitico 10 months ago
Thats Scott Ian from Anthrax at 1:13 \m/
gallaguitar1 10 months ago
@gallaguitar1 jerry cantrell from AIC is sitting next to him
alex102473 9 months ago
HOLY SHIT SCOTT IAN!!!
ysatis522 10 months ago
carrot top is not all that funny
MrBubbastar 10 months ago
carrot top kicks ass
hassanmaqsood 11 months ago
Steel Panther? niiiice
suicideseagull2 1 year ago
I really dont believe he did steriods it doesnt take that much work to gain muscle if you have enough money to afford food and supplements, even without freaky genetics you could see some really good results.
But either way lets go by facts not estimations until i hear a confession he's all natural :)
Necromni 1 year ago
carrot top is hot!!
80Jellybean 1 year ago
I remember when Carrot Top had the build of Kathy Griffin and Danny Bonaduce was the one that was on roids.
kruunk1 1 year ago
Looks like ol' Carrot discovered steriods
DreadedEd 1 year ago
Hahaha, I <3 Carrot Top xP he's soooo funny!
Urbanledgend12 1 year ago
carrot top made 221 youtube accounts
DeceptaconTron 1 year ago
@DeceptaconTron yeaaaa and your joke about the like button makes carrot top look like a genius
yooosuckamothafucka 1 year ago
@yooosuckamothafucka haha you think carrot top is a genius you must be in 3rd grade, faggot.
DeceptaconTron 1 year ago
@DeceptaconTron and adding faggot to that comment makes you a genius? sheesh
kaguesna 11 months ago
@kaguesna it does. why would you think this gay dude is a genius...for one he is gay for 2 he is a ginger
DeceptaconTron 11 months ago
@DeceptaconTron You sound like a stereotypical 13 year old boy.
QueenAnime99 10 months ago
@QueenAnime99 you must be a steriotypical 13 year old boy cuz you think this dude is a genius...
DeceptaconTron 10 months ago
I'm glad to see Carrot Top is still is a great comedian. Very clever man!
RosesofWillows 1 year ago
Carrot tops face looks like that dudes face in the movie The Mask ( NOT the Jim Carey film)
CannabisExpress 1 year ago
carrot top has a great body and nice voice but his face scares me.
kittycathappy 1 year ago
@kittycathappy his face is "under construction"
MILLIONZofUS 1 year ago
only thing funny about him, is that hes a ginger
GanjaJokke 1 year ago
SCOTT IAN AHHHHHHH that party now officially kicks ass
jaiwook63 1 year ago
jerry cantrell 1:13 ahaha
bobbygoin 1 year ago
Carrot Top's a nice kid 'n' all, but I think the boy may have some body dysmorphia...
DarkKrystal 1 year ago
carrot top is awesome. chairman of the board was a funny movie
badassreinitz 1 year ago
@badassreinitz if you liked that movie you should watch norm mcdonald and the chick from that movie on conan o brian..funniest late night moments ever lol
assiconda 1 year ago
hes not that funny, he just looks funny
drewdudy 1 year ago
always like carrot top hahahaa
Dorisequador 1 year ago
thumbs up if you got bored of andrew dice clay halfway through his act and clicked on this video
creepingdeath171 1 year ago 397
@creepingdeath171 That is exactly what I did actually. hahaha.
cupcakesansfrontier 10 months ago
@creepingdeath171 omg get out of my head!!
faustwasfine 9 months ago
@creepingdeath171 haha :)
leegotlost 8 months ago
@creepingdeath171 wow! ..so true!
ezescousin14213 6 months ago
@creepingdeath171 You fuckin nailed it bro. LOL
Jordanr00lz 5 months ago
Oh my God...you hit it right on the button, creepingdeath...that's exactly what i did! LOL
thehec8 5 months ago
@thehec8 lolol i didnt know this comment had so many likes guess im a psychic
creepingdeath171 5 months ago
@creepingdeath171
LOL
you were spot on
saar144 5 months ago
@creepingdeath171: Holy sh***! Seriously, I couldn't believe it when I read that because that's exactly what I did. I actually started watching the Dice Clay part in anticipation and excited, yet, not even 1 minute into it got bored and clicked on the Carrot Top video!!!!
tommyburgos 5 months ago
@creepingdeath171 so true!!!! LOL
saddomd 5 months ago
@creepingdeath171 ftw
EpicPoseidonBeard 5 months ago
@EpicPoseidonBeard lol
creepingdeath171 5 months ago 2
@creepingdeath171 lmao spot on!
tafkac 3 months ago
I heard he has a 3" carrot top from all those steroids.
starstarstar42 1 year ago
i had know idea carrot tops name is scott so hi from guitarscott1000 i'm on the net too :) wasn't it funny when gene glued the vibrator to his hand at carrot tops house i laughed so hard it corrected my vision
guitarscott1000 1 year ago
Jerry Cantrell and Scott Ian!!!! Why haven't I seen this shit before :O
containznutzrule 1 year ago
Holly hell?! Is that Steel Panther playing the music?!!!
IamSnoogans 1 year ago
@IamSnoogans I'm pretty sure it is Steel Panther, I noticed it too.
jagstangblue 1 year ago
I think the steroids made Carrot Top's funny bone shrivel up. That was lame.
macdisciple 1 year ago
SCOTT IAN!!!!!!!!
WakeTheBeast666 1 year ago 3
carrot top was dising every1
DrRandom1000 1 year ago
fuck carrot top
^ truth
FunemploymentCrew 1 year ago
the only one who bought the elder and probably is a bootleg jajjajaja
GOORVY 1 year ago
@the grinch ur irish like every other american says they r. ur right im very proud 2 b Irish u go 2 Ireland nd say da shit u say bout ur country nd i can promise u theyl either laf at u or beat da shi out of u. Your not irish fool ur american. have you ever even been 2 ireland? doubt it. Americans have this thought that america is the best country in da world but most of dem who i hear sayin dis hasnt even been out of usa except for mexico. fool im dwn to earth ur jst da 1 whos brain washed
THEREALnicastle 1 year ago
When did Carrot Top start hangin' with Lou Ferrigno and Arnold??? Dude is big....lol
SalRJr 1 year ago
A roast isn't a place for carrot top his to nice
FiBoTV 1 year ago
@FiBoTV What are you talkin about!? Did you see him on the roast of flavor flav? He tore everybody apart!
mkmoloch 1 year ago
LOLOLOL!!!!! Now he's funny!
PainlessTragedy 1 year ago
The Yankees could take the cubs anyway you fucking pricks. You just wait and see.
tuberaider1000 1 year ago
I was the only one who bought it! "brings up the elder" LOL!!!!! It's almost true, but I think it's a cool album.
Hellozan11 1 year ago
yo tht band is Metal Skool
hoboness202 1 year ago
carrrot top actually has a smokin body/ love to grab his orange hair from behind and bang that lily white ass!
househeadericmd 1 year ago
Where was steve-o?
AlKapwn407 1 year ago
he was the best out of all of them!!!
sweetpeaka95 1 year ago
Carrot Top looks like Tom sowyer from the adventures of Mark Twain, on steroids.
jair333 1 year ago
im in love with Carrot Top! i think hes soooo fucking hott
phantomluver112 1 year ago
the "TOP" of his head is the color of a "CARROT"
alcantar10 1 year ago
Carrot top is the shit, he doesn't pick on people really, he just teases which is cool. Love this guy
howiboy 1 year ago
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HIVisaLIE Hell ya martial law is comin, its already here but not fully in affect. 2012 baby 2012
THEREALnicastle 1 year ago
music from the elder.........the gaest and shittest kiss record
lion3p0 1 year ago
i wonder what the first thought in carrot top's head is everyday... "how can i look extraordinarily stupid and obnoxious today?"
monkeyhead360 1 year ago
hmmm... I wonder when Gene will be releasing the KISS defibrillator
Klarkedude 1 year ago
Carrot top reminds me of a mad sciencetist.
Gutsyndicate 1 year ago
i live in vegas and seen carrot tops acts many times. idk why some hate him so much. hes 1 of the most friendly comedians ur gona meet.
kneegrowNec 1 year ago
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@the grinch17 your are a fuckin retard for saying shit like that. your country sucks dick just like your mother you fuckin prick. how bout comin to any other country than the one who has the most obesity, brain washed, idiotic people in the whole world and we'll show you how to handle a fuckin problem without droppin bombs on innocent people. shut your mouth and stop being proud of one of the worst countries in this world.
THEREALnicastle 1 year ago
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@THEREALnicastle MARTIAL LAW IS COMING TO AMERICA
HIVisaLIE 1 year ago
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@THEREALnicastle I can't believe an asshole like YOU is Irish! I find most Irish folks to be very down to earth people but there are always exceptions to that rule, as you have proven! I'm Irish and proud of it! Irish people are the best but then there's YOU. I was born in America & am proud of my country as I'm sure you're proud of yours. You're an ignorant douchebag piece of shit & I'm ashamed that you're Irish! You give all of us DECENT Irish people a bad name! FUCKERRRRR!
Thegrinch17 1 year ago 11
@Thegrinch17
Na, everybody knows that the Irish are mean drunks. Down to earth??? haha.
WorshipInTruth 8 months ago
@Thegrinch17 ill drink to that =D
kcuskcid 6 months ago
@Thegrinch17
So you're Irish but you are American?
CJYOUFCKINBUSTER 6 months ago
STEEL PANTHER BABY!!!
Khaos696 1 year ago
is that steel panther i see at the beginning?
mrshotgun1234 1 year ago
@mrshotgun1234 yep it is
cosmicsuperstrong 1 year ago
WOO jerry cantrell!
did i see mos def too?
Laihoistheman 1 year ago
I actually thought Carrot Top was quite funny. The orange cone on the head for "always under construction/ plastic surgery comment" and when the loud beep came on "gene are you okay? that could be you!" and does cpr that was freaking funny.
girl123interrupted 1 year ago
@oztoob Why do you use OUR website & watch OUR tv shows if you hate America so much then, douchebag? Watch your mouth before "The most powerful nation on earth" blows your shit up! Asshole.
Thegrinch17 1 year ago
the band that is playing is STEEL PANTHER.
northern050993 1 year ago
@northern050993 ..steel panther plays free shows at Aliante Station in North Las Vegas
deerhunter45628 1 year ago
Wow, I wasn't expecting him to be that good!
emosucks89 1 year ago
pause at 1:14 is that SCOTT IAN FROM ANTHRAX
CCTSPORTES 1 year ago
@CCTSPORTES
and Jerry Cantrell is sitting to his right (screen left)
ikvsabre 1 year ago
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Yeah thats classy....lets video tape a tv screen.
OR we could watch the high quality version.
Take this piece of shit of the internet, and stop wasting bandwidth for the sake of having a video on youtube you faggot
SkInHoUnD 1 year ago
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Yeah thats classy....lets video tape a tv screen.
OR we could watch the high quality version.
Take this piece of shit of the internet, and stop wasting bandwidth for the sake of having a video on youtube you faggot
SkInHoUnD 1 year ago
Yeah thats classy....lets video tape a tv screen.
OR we could watch the high quality version.
Take this piece of shit of the internet, and stop wasting bandwidth for the sake of having a video on youtube you faggot
SkInHoUnD 1 year ago
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SkInHoUnD 1 year ago
that was some goood stuff
spentronic 1 year ago
sexy.
i love him
SlipknotMaggot96 1 year ago
Wow isn't his career like over?
shekone1400 1 year ago
STEEL PANTHER!!
minibikemafia 1 year ago 2
HAHA, dunno about carrot top, but kudos for bringing a copy of "the elder" :p
starionpatrol 1 year ago
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fucking retarded bastard.. hes not even funny.. and he looks like shit!
harhainen 1 year ago
I have to agree. And he has seriously fucked up his face!
WestFerrisChick 1 year ago
mediocre jokes
TheChrisSoria 1 year ago
What u people talkin about...this dude is funny, clever & quick with the jokes.
todrrez 2 years ago
Steel Panther?
Iwant2slideS13 2 years ago
lol this guy is fukin jokes
CkY3221 2 years ago 2
i will admit. a lot of his stuff actually is kind of cleaver. but i still just do not even break a smile from his jokes. : /
deadtacojr 2 years ago
Wow, Carrot Top was such shit. So fucking pointless. I noticed the camera caught on Jerry Cantrell twice during Top's set and each time he just had this look on his face like, "Wow, this guy sucks"
AUSROTTENY2K 2 years ago
Carrot Top is a such a freakish train wreck of a person, I don't care if you like the guy or not, there's no denying it.
westpsmity 2 years ago
@westpsmity he is a train wreck. But even though he's not that funny...he can be, he just throws whatever out and hope people laugh. I think he's alright.
jfachris 1 year ago 2
Isn't a carrot top green? :/
curetril 2 years ago 100
@curetril I think you are right...carrot top IS green...OMG thats hilarious...LOL
qiron 2 years ago
@curetril his hair is orange, which is his top, so therefor he is, carrot top.
natthannn 1 year ago
@curetril i thought the top of a carrot was blue oh well
seifercifersifer 1 year ago
@curetril no...
iloveeminem5546 1 year ago
@curetril i don't know if any one told you yet but carrot top's top is like a carrot, thats the point of his name.
TheRunningComedian 1 year ago
@curetril they mean carrot as the color orange and top refers to his head "carrot top"
creepingdeath171 1 year ago
@curetril
Yeah, but a carrot is orange. Like his hair. Which is his "top" So I gues that's where he gets it.
sloth263 1 year ago
@curetril Not in grocery stores.
kltiswhoib 1 year ago
I'll never understand why "The Elder" album is the butt of the jokes.
Coldacre 2 years ago
@Coldacre
haha...yeah, should've been Sonic Boom.
skullvomit666 1 year ago
Time line: 0:05 the chick in the brown t shirt got nice tits!
lem0n2lime 2 years ago
Good eye my friend...good eye!
spinvilchy 2 years ago
And Carrot Top loves swearing huh?
Arkfool 2 years ago
plastic surgery...
Duphe 2 years ago
i love carrot top. =)
he's fuckin' rad.
LynatheZombie 2 years ago
Steel Panther rocks!
JackBursh 2 years ago
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This guy is retarded. He has all the money to do it, why doesn't he stop trying to ride whatever he had in the 80s, and try looking a little more normal.
ChristSatanChrist 2 years ago
Carrot top was in high school in the eighties.
contact1araya 2 years ago
@ChristSatanChrist that speaks of ignorance beyond words O.o
fward101 2 years ago
*Smacks forehead* Can he go anywhere without a box of props?
The year Bill Hicks died he won the American Comedy Award for Best Male Stand-Up. Sigh.
jvbencze 2 years ago
lol carrot top is hilarious
dragangel0 2 years ago
what a fugly bastard. at least he's rich
casperado666 2 years ago
wow ... always wondered where "Annie" went
alSation81 2 years ago 2
what a fucking freak.....
TheByrdFlu 2 years ago
the chick at 1:21 looks kinda like Gina Carano...
violentautopsy80 2 years ago
is it not true that Carrot Top makes like $50 million a year in Vegas?
Hughezy 2 years ago
Carrot top's comedy is like his Sex.... he needs props in order to please anyone.
XD (i made that insult myself)
Cryofire558 2 years ago 7
so funny but weak crowd
MrCrazyMonkey101 2 years ago
carrot top is SOOOO not funny
wewillrise1 2 years ago 5
This was lame.
Asqarath 2 years ago 3
fuck yeah scott ian
deblaze666 2 years ago 4
anyone else notice who it is at 1:15?
spikesonice 2 years ago
totally jerry cantrell, scott ian and sean kinney. fuck yeah
jaybobcarson 2 years ago
this ginger freak is about as funny as a burning orphanage zzzzzzzzzz
sprig007 2 years ago 6
yeah what a fuck up
korgasm 2 years ago
Nah, a burning orphanage is hilarious, he's not.
darkshado223 2 years ago
when was he roasted
fatsaassa021 2 years ago
lol
sawneyb37 2 years ago
A lot of h