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  • Java is a respectable language. Based on C plus plus but more flexible. Good enough that Microsft tried to copy it by releaseing NET Framework. But better because it succeeds at multi-platform. Sad too take? who are you trying to kid? This is an industry language worth taking. Churn poor accounting apps? What planet are you on. Bad apps can be made with any tool. You just need the proper training. I suggest you take a real class to see what it is and stop pretending you know.

  • Yeah! Java best!

    Fuck C++

  • "On December 30th 2008, Java gained awareness." - Xiphias3 (me) LOL!

    I hope this doesnt turn the world into the Terminator movies.

    In any case, I have programmed Java and C++. I love the both. Object Oriented Programming is really kool!!!

  • scary

  • java is going to take over the world so slowly

  • "Its everywhere you look, yet invisible" - This advert is full of Illuminati subliminals.

  • I can program in c++, but next year am taking a class in java and I can't wait!

  • Is this Iron Chef?

  • I'll take a choice of 2 to go. Half noodle and half fried rice. I will have orange chicken and beef with broccoli.

  • Why MUST i tell java to load an external package just to do functions like powers??

    Come on Java...grow some balls!

  • The only advantage when you coding in Java is your salary and nothing else.

  • Java is the greatest language in the universe. It is so great that Sun has to spend millions on this propanganda bullshit to target corporate managers who know nothing. Java = big fucking bloated code base. Java means no code improvement with experience. Java means mediocre lowest dumbest denominator and spaghetti classes that drive high wages for using the wrong language for ANY application. Finally Java means monolog - no input, no feedback. PERL, PHP, MYSQL, PRODUCTIVITY.

  • if this guy wasnt asian the video would have failed

  • That guy scares the shit out of me

  • "One architecture...Java..connectin­g everyone, to everything. (Slowly....so sluggishly slowly)"

  • And you should be!

    What you're seeing is the foretelling of

    a global surveilance society

  • what's the meaning of ?????

  • something is wrong with mine it will only play 2 seconds of videos and then somtimes when i go to "Verify java version" if the tab is to the left of it, it will work. but then next time i go on my laptop i will have to do it all over again. help!!!

  • Hey, check out our IT, DNS, DHCP, funny videos on our page...

    "Office Platoon" & "Goodbye Old Server"

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  • People are concerned with technology these days. Java is everywhere. You can find Java applets on the Internet.

  • In this video what they're trying to show is the real power of Java Mobile People !!. Why is Everyone of your phones are java enabled eh ?!. It's the Java KVM that is used in J2ME & J2ME will rule the world in the future. in future 75% of the clients for all the websites will be mobile clients & each & every one of them java enabled.

  • Thats why cs and info systems degrees require credits in java too. its all about the web now. im studing ahead for it. its a little tricky but starting to get the whole picture.

  • i can't wait until i get to take my intro to java class next year, it will be my first actually program language i hope i don't fuck up

  • donut worry about it,its very easy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    hahhha iam fucking joking ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, no realy its not that difficult but it will take time to use it, any way,,dont panic in first class,,if u cant wait then, you can start from now,go and try to get a java book but make sure its "An introduction to java " try to read some of it to have at least an idea about what u r going to study,,{ System.out.println("have a nice day ") ; }

  • don't worry.... i have read an article about c and c++ and it said: "In C, you can easily shoot yourself in the leg, but in C++, when you shoot yourself in the leg, you blow it off". Java is a very comfortable language to use however I suggest you took a different language as for a beginning. The reason being is the OOP(Object-Oriented Programming). Java is hooked on OOP, therefore, when you start learning Java you are learning two things at once, Java and OOP, that's why it's so hard to learn.

  • I can honestly say you have no clue. Java is ludicrously easy to learn. Why do you think they teach primarily Java in today's watered down CS classes?

    Java is tailored for code monkeys - whether you know what you're doing or not, you'll still be able to churn out shitty accounting applications to meet a deadline. That's the bottom line.

    It's sad that people really looking to learn have to take it into their own hands because their college course teaches nothing but Java and OOP.

  • Java is such a cool language. I hope you have fun learning this epic language

  • wow!

  • Java Rulleess

  • Go to hell JAVA u r the Satan of my life

  • Java. Haha. Drink the cool aid and find out you really do have to write your code base all over again for each platform. Java is not the second coming of Christ.

  • Java is cool. Tests even show that in some cases, Java is faster or at least as fast as even highly optimized C++.

  • The commercial is beautiful. Even I hate Java more than anyone could ever hate something. I just replaced java with C

  • How is that possible? It would be like replacing an car with rollerblades.

  • he talks like hees in matrix...

  • Java is everywhere...

    Well yea, but then so is Aids.

  • and so is idiocy, as you've just proven

  • Java is made in Java.

    C is not in Java. Java is a language fast in LINUX.

    C and Windows too accept Java.

    Java is everywhere.

  • Linux is written in c

  • Windows too

  • yes... so is unix... however programs that you write in C/C++ on linux work, unfortunately, only on linux... Java's slogan is "Write once run everywhere", so to me it is much more preferable language than C/C++

  • this asian guy looks like the antichrist =P

  • Geez. This is like some endtimes apocalypse stuff right here.

  • The java virtual machine is not writing in java. Who interprets this code? another virtual machine?

  • GCC is not written in C by that logic. Oh wait, it is! All you need is one single instance of a compiler written in an already executable language (assembly/c/ada/java/fortran/h­askell/ml/scheme/shell-script?­) to create an executable compiler for the new language, from then on in the new language 'self-written' compiler can compile it's own language into something executable. Also known as bootstrapping, bet no one's ever had THAT idea before.

  • The java virtual machine is written in c.

    And most of the operating system like Unix or Windows is written in c, so java is not everywhere, c is everywhere.

  • Java is alright

    they need to have more improvements though

  • They overdid the special effects. They should make Java easier to use instead of making a commercial to list places where it is used. Why doesn't the installation program update the classpath on its own? Something that small and stupid probably costs them millions of dollars from poor first impressions.

  • Java is for little girls.

    C is for real men.

  • Aguante java!! El que defiende a C/C++ y encima en Ingles, se la come!! jaja

  • java is not made in c and java compiler was written in java itself ok it adopts the concepts from c and c++ got it

  • Java is made in C and C++, but Java is the Best!

    i don´t like C#, this is a imatiation of Java

  • DONT YOU SEE THE MESSAGE.

  • Here's one more "reality check" point: A big problem with Java is that it stifles code improvement. With Java, the code you write as a "newbie" will be the *same code* you write or use 10 years later as an "expert". That is NOT the case in any other language. Java activists call that improved code obfuscated, veteran programmers call it a "productivity improvement". Other languages cater to the highest common denomiator - not Java.

  • Actually - no. It takes a lot of time to start using the whole power of the language and Java is no exception from that. Well, the for loop still looks the same you know, but it is not the same code... Keeping Java backward compatible keeps some bad ideas, still it is times better than C/C++ when it comes to ease of use.

  • >Java is brilhant in what it proposes to do, >but what it really needs is better IDEs and >developers tool to ease up development of >trivial applications.

    Unfortunately Java's language developers are so idealogically pure, they refuse to build useful constructs "into" the language.

    This makes java programmers a tool for the language, instead of the language being a tool for the programmers!!

  • will you give examples of those useful constructs?

  • Must have been a pretty expensive advertisement to make

  • total control. New World Order.

  • Please help me with Java programming. It makes no sense to me

  • I am programming in qbasic. Never managed to understand anything about Java programming. To me it makes no sense

  • Mmm... do I see a similarity to Synapse's publicity or is it just me? Mmm... copy-paste.

  • "Is everywhere you look... Yet - invisible..."

    Wait ! I know the answer - Windows !!!

  • java is just great

  • I'm glad sun diversified Java so well, that's really why all these things are possible. Java ME was a great move.

  • That ad scaries! I'm afraid of java!

  • Java is the best way for your business !

  • If you want to get some certification(cisco microsoft oracle sun linux ...etc), you'll search "certmagic" by google.

    and , you go to certmagic and,

    You'll bookmark certmagic page as a favorite.

  • At 00:29, thats Solaris isn't it? Runs on a Java manager or something....

    And hurray for Java being open to all Operating Systems!

  • wtf "java is made in C"? What do you want to say? How can you even compare them?

  • 0:29

    Illuminat

    good catch Sleeeeve24

  • I loathe Java's sluggish performance.

  • * jar files are not found if put in a classpath'd directory. Must be explicitly named.

    * JSP errors show wrong line numbers (and I'm not talking about _servlet.java files either).

    * getString("MYFIELDNAME") doesn't work on "SELECT MAX(MYFIELDNAME) FROM...". Have to use getString(1).

    * Prior to j2sdk1.5: Integer mynum=5; won't work. Have to use Integer mynum = new Integer(5); Also mynum++; mynum>n, etc won't work. Have to use mynum.intValue()

  • * A ResultSet object is *automatically* closed when the Statement object that generated it

    is closed, re-executed, or used to retrieve the next result from a sequence of multiple results.

    However...(see next)...

    * ...Database connections and statements are NOT (*automatically*) closed when they fall out of scope

    (as they should be by scope definition of any object oriented language).

  • Java is cleaner, neater, and more advanced oop than C++, I think it's the future.

  • java owns u

  • System.out.println("Java 4ever");

  • All you people are so boring ignorant or trying a dumb way to discourage a technology out of personal interest, your intentions are clear. Don't broadcast here the fact that you are not very bright. Get better ways to hide/ecrypt your intelligence level.

  • it is impossible that a languaje be independent of the platform. It must be compiled to an architecture specifies.

  • java is made in c. jajajajajaja

  • java WAS made on c, now is made on java ;)

  • java is made in java...

  • So?

  • java is the best for Graphical User Interface.

    It does better on GUI than any other language out their including the C++. and by the way microsoft Visual basics sucks

  • It also does better on the server side.

  • WoW

  • java is made in c.

  • Adobe Flex works better than Java!

  • 0:29

    Illuminat

  • No, it says "Illuminar"

  • 0:29

    Illuminar

    Verano's Illuminar to be precise

  • Java hype is everywhere. Well, wait. No its not. I only hear hype about java from Sun. Nobody else really likes it. Its about the last choice next to maybe COBOL for writing anything if it weren't for the large salaries stupid corporations are paying for the mess they started. Oh wait, just during the time I've written this, the Java creators have created 3 more new Java technologies - hey if you can't create a decent language then just keep making more hype and throw it under the Java brand.

  • You totally do not know what you're talking about.

  • But it IS everywhere. There's no other language as capable of platform independent code.

    Java is brilhant in what it proposes to do, but what it really needs is better IDEs and developers tool to ease up development of trivial applications.

  • >But it IS everywhere. There's no other >language as capable of platform independent >code.

    Platform independent as long as you have all the correct versions of all the class libraries - which essentially makes Java incompatible with itself. Perl,PHP,Python, C, C++, ... are all *more* platform independent than java,

  • I agree with you, mate. Too bad you are modded down. Not a good idea to rant about java on a java-lover-commercial video...

  • 0:29 Does that computer screen say Illuminat or am i really stoned...

  • it says "Illuminar"

  • That is awesome!!! It has been awesome for over the last 10 years. I am so glad to contribute to what we can accomplish with Java!

  • "Java is everywhere"

    Not on Google, so, it's nowhere.

    C++ wins, flawless victory!

  • Googling is not a very good way to measure popularity. Java's popularity *is* greater than C++, that I know.

    But if you must: C++: 97,400,000 hits, java: 269,000,000 hits, C++ is the "clear" loser.

  • I like the commercial, but the technology scares me.

  • Java totally pwns. :) I'm learning how to write Java right now.

  • I'm sold

  • 2:08 Serpent: "Soon, trillions of these will be lighting up the network like fireflies, broadcasting there whereabouts as they illuminate supply chains in real time."

    H.W. Bush: "We have within our reach the promise of renewed America. We can find meaning and reward by serving some purpose higher than ourselves — a shining purpose, the illumination of a thousand points of light."

    2:23 Welcome to the Matrix

    2:25 Eternal flame

    2:28 Pyramid of Giza from the Sun's view

  • thanx

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    aboubasha(dot)blogspot(dot)com

  • What the fuck is wrong with all of you? So do you all think that Sun is some evil company trying to destroy the world with their weapon of mass destruction, Java?

  • Nice references to Java Mobile and JavaCard. I don't like the way he says: "A phone. think again. A multimedia backbone...". It's like he's missing a question mark after "phone".

  • Thx for the comercial. I like it ^^

  • freemason... illuminati.. u guys think too much. they dun even haf money to support their tv campaign...

  • really scary staff

  • System.out.println("nice");

  • at 2:04-2:05 is loaded with symbols,black and white squares, when they use there god in a symbol he stands in the middle of a triangle, the circle,square, triangle are all masonic symbols.the way he is holding his hands,the lights go out from his hands,2:06 he has light emenating from the a chakra point,2:09 the gold squares(color and shape),a pyramid from his center and fans out making the sun rays 2:11 the rays are coming from his head 2:11 his hand position,2:17 the pyramid, plus alot more

  • video is certainly full of symbols,at 1:48 he`s sitting in the chair with the numbers.9,10,11 9 is symbolic,add the 3 10s and add the 3 11s all are masonic numbers,1:46 the smart card,the colors of the dots on the card are known as the 9 rays of initiation

  • but do you expect the average person to notice that? if your brain has never learned those things, it doesn't affect you.

  • Java 4ever

  • Wow the NWO is gettin ballsy.

    Time to clean the guns...

  • What is the meaning of life when using Java?

  • 0:21 Girl as laughing devil w/neon stripe horns/beard

    0:24 It's a serpent!

    0:26 The Citigroup card goes right into the all seeing eye

    0:28 Illuminar, the device to blind you from the truth

    0:50 "connecting everyone" - Is that the bottom of a pyramid in the windows?

    0:51 "...to everything" - What's that building?

    0:58 "can you see it?" - Left: The Summit Lighthouse

    1:02 "the opportunity" - Right: The Temple of The Presence?

  • 1:18 The White House

    1:40 The 9/11 divide (seats)

    1:50 ARGENT - 'The World's Alert Console, Data Management Service', affiliated with major Illuminati corporations (OR from French: money)

    Left: Freemasonic floor

    2:05 The Illuminati star / pentagram

    2:05 The 666 bar code stripes

    2:25 Eternal flame

    2:28 Pyramid from the Sun's view

    If the purposes of this technology were not evil, it would've been really really cool.

  • Between 1:04 to 1:14 there is a shot of a cell phone that depicts the date/time as 10/06/03 @ 8:45. I suggest people google that information to see what comes up. I found something interesting ... that might just tie in with what is said during those ten seconds ... (are we ready for a new social revolution?) Check it out!

  • Between 1:04 and 1:14 there is a shot of a cell phone that depicts the date/time as 10/06/03@8:45. I googled that information and came up with something interesting ... there was a post by someone who claims to have been a witness to a UFO sighting over Denver, Colorado on that date and at that approximate time. During the shot the narrator says that the phone will be a "... platform for the next social revolution ... are you ready?". I thought that might be of interest.

  • bs give the link, because I don't see it. Is your Google personalized? It has AI; you get what you want...

  • At 1:50 the bold face on the newspaper says "ARGENT".

    I googled that word and at the top of the page Argent referred to a company that is the "World's Alert Console/Data Management Service" and listed computer monitoring software as one of the services offered.

  • I already mentioned that. It goes really quick; subliminal.

  • At 58 seconds a cell phone is visible and the ear piece looks just like an eye . . . hear all see all!

  • Anybody else feeling like you want to uninstall Java immediately?

  • Yes.

  • No, not really. Why would I?

  • these are really good observations. was anyone able to make out any particularly incriminating fast-moving white words that floated across the screen throughout the commercial?

  • And at 02:05 he is standing in the middle of a masonic compass and square.

  • And when he says "We are all connected to it, wether we know it or not" the camera pans toward the ceiling that is literally covered with cameras.

  • It's a bit grainy but I think those are actually lights. I've never seen cameras like that before.

  • There are shitloads of subliminals in that commercial. It's freaky!

  • Java is a dead language with a few years left

  • Tony Lee also played "Jae Lee" in Lost S03E02, a man who had an affair with a Korean woman coincidentally named "Sun". Lee's character died after jumping from a high building, many of which he stands atop of throughout this clip.

  • 0:21 Girl as laughing devil w/neon stripe horns/beard

    0:24 It's a serpent!

    0:26 The Citigroup card goes right into the all seeing eye

    0:28 Illuminar, the device to blind you from the truth

    0:50 "connecting everyone" - Is that the bottom of a pyramid in the windows?

    0:51 "...to everything" - What's that building?

    0:58 "can you see it?" - Left: The Summit Lighthouse

    1:02 "the opportunity" - Right: The Temple of The Presence?

  • 1:18 The White House

    1:40 The 9/11 divide (seats)

    1:50 ARGENT - 'The World's Alert Console, Data Management Service', affiliated with major Illuminati corporations (OR from French: money)

    Left: Freemasonic floor

    2:05 The Illuminati star / pentagram

    2:05 The 666 bar code stripes

    2:25 Eternal flame

    2:28 Pyramid from the Sun's view

    If the purposes of this technology were not evil, it would've been really really cool.

  • I agree the "I" is behind it all. They got this technology from the Greys at Rosewell and other crashes. Wake up OSTRICHES your loosing your freedom get your head out of the SANDS of DENIAL.

  • Exactly what technology do you mean? Wireless transmitters were available decades before the Roswell crash.

  • our right I forgot about Tesla and Keane and those masters who's wonderful inventions have either been bastardized or audlterated. But subliminals is rather new. But I still say Wake up before you loose every right you have had. Get it!!

  • I missed the all seeing eye - is there one as Icke claims?

  • 0:21 Girl as laughing devil w/neon stripe horns/beard

    0:28 Illuminar, the device to blind you from the truth

    1:18 The White House

    1:40 The 9/11 divide (seats)

    2:05 The Illuminati star

    2:05 The 666 bar code stripes

    ((Guide about to be dropped off the page, wish you could edit comments.))

  • Right under our noses as always.. nuff said..

  • i think david icke is partly wrong and partly right, like everybody who thinks they found an 'all-encompassing' theory. maybe the world connecting more and more as one is actually a good thing. maybe the forces behind many of these technological developments are actually doing good. who can claim they know the answer to everything and still be called *sane*. Icke thinks he's sussed it all out and thats a very dangerous place to be in mentally.

  • At 21-22 seconds the girl in the middle looks like the devil with the Red Neon lines. Does anybody else thinks so?

  • She most certainly does. Pause it and it suddenly looks incredibly creepy.

  • The masonic compass he stands on at 2:05 is also a serpent head.

  • 1.50 before he pulls down the newspaper the lower half of the screen forms a pyramid (womans arm is the left side, right side is the skirt of the waiter + wrinkeled newspaper), the yellow dot seems to resemble the eye on top of the pyramid.

    Notice also the weird position of her hand?

  • 2:12 - '...as they illuminate supply chains in real time.' That wouldn't normally make any sense unless it was written by the Illuminati - just advertising their name, hidden in plain hearing. And the symbols at the end: the 'cup of coffee' has the eternal flame coming from it, and then the 'Sun' worshipping rears its head again, with a bird's eye view pyramid made up of 'sun' right next to it.

  • Scary stuff

  • The streaming data graphic also appears to resemble human DNA too.

  • Oh and illuminar comes up just as baldy says 'it's everywhere you look and yet invisible'

  • 0:28 Illuminar, the device to blind you from the truth

    1:18 The White House

    1:40 The 9/11 divide 

    2:05 The Illuminati star

    2:05 The 666 bar code stripes

  • check out the top left hand of the computer screen at 00.28 - it reads ILLUMINAR

  • thats quite a spot!

  • Creepy!

  • nbmg

  • Ah..yes...here we have the "enlightened" one (neo)

    "the devil always shves his head MR. Builosi"-Charles Manson. The prince and the power of the air connecting us all

  • What? I have a shaved head and I`m a nice guy.

  • its ginger though isnt it? ;-)

  • Shut ittttt!!!

  • sorry, its at 2:05:)

  • did anyone else see the pentagram that he is standing on at about 2:10-2:15?

  • I think it was the mason square & compass

  • Actually, it was an octagram. Go back and count the points.

  • NWO totally, go to david icke's website for the truth, No religion, no countries, no boundries, no limts. this is where we are heading folks. thank 'god' for december 21, 2012

  • i agree with Skizex, that shit is crazy. they can track our movements and do a whole bunch of other things. Imagine, do we really know what kind of information THEY can send into US?

  • Looks like a major component to the NWO track and control grid to me. Spooky stuff...RFID is now smart dust and java trackable?

  • WOW Great Java Video...

  • This video is several years old. I think it was first released in June 2003 at Java One.

    I think this video does a great job of positioning Java for business decision makers.

    I believe this video was segmented so it could be adapted into a series of 30 second and 15 second spots for CNBC and CNN, but budget cuts prevented Sun from doing a television campaign.

  • awesome

  • Java sucks. It's API's are bloated, it forces you to use OOP even if you don't feel it is the right paradigm for a task, and it is not dynamic. I prefer dynamic languages with some meta abilities. I think Java Applets wouldn't be so long in loading if they were dynamic and panel/screen-centric instead of class-centric.

  • So what kind of languages you prefer?

    And about its dynamics,I was thaught that Java is a very dynamic language,it even decides which constructors or methods it will call on runtime.Please do explain

  • Well for me Java is Great. I like OOP. What do you mean with Dynamic Language. Have you try JSF, AJAX Enable components for Java? Java Applets are very old, not too common actually, I think you should re check the new Java Features. =-) "What would be possible tomorrow? YOU deside, because Java is Everywhere" ;-)

  • I've been studying java for certain years. You don't know the power of java unless you study java. Better think twice before saying "java sucks"...

  • oop is actually very powerful, and is useful for most major computing tasks. Java applets are long-loading, but the performance greatly outweighs that of most other languages..