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  • Unfortunately, the dumbest people are too often the most fertile.

  • Somehow, God help me, I agree.

  • Funny vid!

    I'm glad to know my genes will be a part of the future - thanks for the pick-me-upper! :)

  • you over sold this video.

  • I got out once a month and hit people with sticks wearing heavy armor in the middle of Florida (U.S.). I'm getting fit enough, and I have a decent memory! Your poor memory will not save you, alone!

  • i lost my phone tonight. found it an hour later. wasted at least 45 min looking for it.

  • I just travelled back in time in my Tardis, I think?

    I am not sure, the Doctor left me, he will probably be back.

    Wait, I am going to watch this.

  • Well I for one am glad that you didn't misplace this video indefinitely.

  • I give it a thumbs up!

  • Lol! XXOO

  • You can forget your own birthday but don't forget your wife's birthday.

    Forget wife's birthday = evolutionary dead end.

  • The human race would be a whole lot smarter and intelligent if forgetfulness and stupidity didn't have some survival advantages.

  • I walk 3.5 miles to work, twice a day, five days a week, because I can't afford to take the metro.

  • @ZachValkyrie so what you're saying is that not only will absent minded people be part of the future gene pool but also underpaid people. In which case I qualify on both counts. lol.

  • @kalsolarUK underpaid people with at commute of at least a league one way.

    In fact today, my regular commute was actually doubled due to a mix up by my absent-minded supervisor, so I ended up doing about 14.2 miles today! Damn! I'm gonna the king of the future world!!!

  • Left 44 Right 44. You lucky bugger!

  • Something about this reasoning seems flawed to me. I can't remember what it was but I wrote it down and... shit!

  • Ha! And I just thought I had a high metabolism. Makes perfect sense now!

  • When I forget where I put stuff and go look for it, I usually forget what I'm looking for a few seconds into my search.

  • @Denamic yep, I can relate to that!

  • oh stop been mr.grumpy put on your mr.well-endowed shirt

  • @OwtDaftUK lol, I'll have to alternate it with my mr liar shirt.

  • Here, in America, the illiterate, the lazy and the witless breed like mice! You can't swing a dead cat in most parts without hitting a trailer park, a pregnant teen or a church! I have trouble remembering things because while I'm going to the store for some cheese I am also thinking up a cure for cancer! So, I get to the store, walk in; "What the hell did I come for?"

  • @RadarKat73080 "You can't swing a dead cat in most parts without hitting a trailer park, a pregnant teen or a church!"

    Do you, by chance, live in Arkansas?

  • @ciaochowbella Not quite. But I could be there in two hours if I were feeling particularly masochistic.

  • The only way your DNA is going to go on and evolve, is if you have unprotected sex with a woman and create offspring. Now go on, go get some. No matter how fit you get, you will not contribute to evolution until you blow your wad into a pussy. Go and get laid.

  • Cure for cancer... hmm.... has it got any electrolytes? Becuase that's what tumors need... or don't need, I suppose. Depend on wether you are the tumor or not...

  • Eugenics is great idea. But unfortunately politically impossible. And not very human i suppose.

    But without it as a race we're just going to go in circles with the same retards and twats fucking things up and improvement is going to be a hell of a lot slower.

  • wait, I do believe that forgetful people are also...fit people?

  • If you think I'm going to make a witty comment, you can forget it!

  • @Darwinsgift forget what?

  • My genes will definitely survive for the future. I am very fit in the sense you described!

    Sadly, the cure for cancer will be missing, and not because I have instead a half-eaten sandwich in the safe... :) Some videos may stay, though, especially yours, for the delight of future generations.

  • @dewinthemorning You may be right, after all there's nothing more oddly comforting that laughing at the misfortune of others.

  • I was going to comment on this video, .. but, i've forgotten what I was going to say.

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