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  • I wish that sumeone would shoot me in the "fucking head" so I can "die" Because I'm an ass hole and a fuck up "Please" "Please" "Please"

  • What's the fun with no drugs?!

  • Pause at 0:19 LOOOOOOL his face xD

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  • hey guys look at my new camera! oh wait this isnt a camera?

  • friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

  • if you ever died FLuffee...i'd die with you..thats not awkward at all.....

  • @iLoVeEMINEM329 thats kinda awkward

  • I like the fine idea! lmao

  • thats what he said iv T bagged them all

  • this guy should be a stand up comedian..hes hellla funny.

  • lol u r so fun to watch u should upload a video every day lol and in the title stupid news lol :D

  • hello Mr. Fluffee your funny ^^ i subscribed to you :3

  • T-Shirt: "Thar She Blows" *arrow pointing down* lmao

  • sounds like a good idea :D

  • if tht was a fine well the cops will be floating in cash

  • no fines srry

    "no bail shall be required nor excessive fines imposed nor cruel or unusual punishments inflicted" -The constitution

  • Hypocrite Shit?

  • uber bags under your eyes

  • Man, I LOVE that shirt!!!!!

  • hahahahahahhahahahaha this is the best one ever!!!!

  • oh shit he shot the wall instead of my shoulder

  • what a dumb ass!!!! i heard if you drink 2 gallons of water in 2 hours before the drug test and then you will pass a drug test.. i dont know if it would work or not

  • PLEASE! The justice system desperately needs a law against stupidity.

  • @sebastianlooloo SEBASTIAN FTW.

  • @sebastianlooloo true.

  • i watch all ur videos.....love ya

  • So I watch your videos a lot, and they always have a couple thousand Likes, and only like 100 dislikes on every video. I wonder if the same people sit there clicking dislike on everyone because they don't have anything better to do with their life.

  • Waaait what,!?

  • If You Like Fluffee,Please Come Subscribe And Check Out BriBreSmileyFace

    We'd Really Appreciate It

  • 4real fluffee needs 2 get his own tv news sho and do a newscast of stories that everybody wants 2 hear

  • Where do you get your sources from? LOL!!!!

  • fluffy...i love you <3

  • ROFL @ this whole video

  • the title sounds jest like my fish

  • i luv how hes actually using real borin stories and makin them funny

  • Wow Fluff, From what I've seen you really like talking about hiding Bodies...Have you done it..?

  • Fluffee, I swear, you're fuckin amazing! :P

  • lol a fine for false reporting? he actually DID get shot u morons! dumbass charge would be awesome tho :P all idiots off the streets

  • If there was a fine for being stupid, the cops in my area would get them, but they're too stupid to get eachother one ;)

  • why didnt the guy called in sick or someone he knew just died?? anything then getting shot....REAL SMART,DUMB ASS!!!

  • you were only supposed to shoot me once TT.TT

  • there is actually a dumass charge for falseifying a police report the fine is 1000$ and this cops guy that use to be my landlord said thats what everyone at his station called it.

  • What's Fluffee's real name?

  • @emowithbridge I think it might be Allen. I googled it. :) your welcome

  • @ILOVESNEAKERSS Oh haha thanks

  • @emowithbridge Eric Shun

  • dude your the fuckin shit

  • @jordanafrank I'm hoping so, but either way it's funny as hell.

  • they should pass the "dumbass fine" in court

  • @MunkeysLuvPie1 ikr LOL

  • and then the guy goes back to work and has to piss test anyway but becuz he was in pain from being a comlpete Dumbass he was totally high during the whole healing process and his boss was all "look im sorry about you getting shot in all..but we're going to let you go for being a crazed drug addict... hey but look on the bright side you coulda died and payday comes early!!" :)

  • your so cute and funney XD!!!!!!

  • The charge for that should be called criminal retardation and it should be a felony there should also be public douchebaggery and intent to be a dumbass

  • I would have my frind shoot me in the head

  • No im not going to shoot you in the shoulder. I'll shoot you in the shin. Lol classic

  • NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Fluffee died. :,(

  • i bet you will not respond to this comment.

  • I'd support that charge. lol

  • thumbs up if you think we should fire all news people and get fluffee to do it.

  • ..""" ohw sh!t i xuld hav called 1st!!1""" lmao hahahaha dat cracked me up

    

  • @lulu10161 I really hope English isn't your first language.

  • @junitatheangel1 ahg get a grip will u..it is u jst cant read wat i wrote becouse theres a lot of mxit text in it duh!

  • @junitatheangel1 ahg get a grip will u..it is u jst cant read wat i wrote becouse theres a lot of mxit text in it duh!

  • @lulu10161 I'm going to go ahead and assume you don't have hands and you're typing with your tongue. I forgive you.

  • @junitatheangel1 ahg seriously people like you are just a waste of space n oxygen here on earth...just because you can't read mxit text doesnt mean itz wrong you know!!

  • @lulu10161 Well that's not very nice.

  • @lulu10161 What the hell is mxit.

  • ..""" ohw sh!t i xuld hav called 1st!!1""" lmao hahahaha dat cracked me up

  • @lulu10161 YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the dumbass charge! LOVE IT!!! Great work Fluffy. KEEP IT UP!! HAHA, thats what she said!

  • the dumbass charge needs to be a charge!!

  • Nah when you get charged with being a dumbass they should just force you in a dumbass circus or something so that everyone can laugh at their amazing stupidity.

  • haha the only problem with dumb ass charge is that it would be used all the time ope you shot a guy in the foot cuz he asked you to weellll dumb ass charge fer you you helped your buddy staple himselve to a wall with an industrial staple ope dumb ass charge fer you to and youd have court dates every day

  • he is not in comedy central because comedy central is in da united states wer we live he lives in canada

  • "Hell no man I'm not gunna shoot you in the shoulder...*pulls 'gun' out* I'll get you in the shin"

  • FLuffee is Awesome. All i have to say.

  • stop doing drugs. thats ironic coming from fluffee

  • hey fluffee if the dumbass charge exsisted, that means that everyone they get gets charged with it, right?

  • Thumbs up if you think that having FLuffee reviewing stories on comedy central would be waaay better than tosh.o reviewing videos

  • @Nerdkelsojo to far :p 

  • @Nerdkelsojo no way. daniel tosh is the funniest guy on earth

  • @Nerdkelsojo NO WAY! look fluffee is fucking awsome but tosh is a god!maybe they should have a show together

  • im not sure if my friends wouldnt do it...we're kinda mean to each other...why are we friends again...oh ya we're girls and thats how we roll

  • @johnb1193 and @iamgood69666 the definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks so... Ya u just called fluffy a bundle of sticks u idiot!!!!

  • @brooklynthewolf

    Actually, a faggot is what people used during the salem witch trials, which is when they would cut up homosexuals and would spread their body fat on the stakes they would use to burn the ones accused of witchcraft to make the fires hotter and more torturous. Glad to be of assistance :)

  • Totally agree with the dumbass thing

  • @iamgod69666 stfu ur a hobknocker

    Ps. A hobknocker is a hairy person dat molest animals

  • H8ters: shut the fuck up!

  • @iamgod69666

    you are a faggot

  • @johnb1193 ur a utube faggit

  • @iamgod69666

    explain to me why fluffy is a faggot

  • @iamgod69666 dude u fukin suk u aids infected herpys loving cock slurping cunt licking little slut p.s ur not fuking god ur more like a hater and a Little SCRUB thumbs up if u guys agree wif me and want stik ur foot up diz guyz azz fluffee u ROCK

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  • @SarahOpp3377 Dude What the fuck did you just write learn how to curse you fucking 5 year old how about you go suck adick you prick !

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  • "No way man im not gonna shoot u in the shoulder! i'll get you in the shin.. :)" XD

    thumbs up if u think he shouldve aimed for the head!!

  • or better!! hist balls.....FLUFFE WIN!! @angeleyez369

  • yeah, i agree dude

  • press 1 then 4 haha isnt that i little extream? no ill take ur word for it

  • Dude ur fuckin funny haha STONER POWER I'm allwYs high hahaha yea but ya ur funny I subscribed

  • "ohh right man am gonna close my eyes and shoot u" "wait wat?" *Gun shot* Dead

  • ill get you in the shin lmao

  • shoot the fuck out of him

  • i would tottally get the dumbass charge cus im pure stupid :P

  • he would totally shoot him!! he pobably does drugs too.

  • Happy New Year u Canadian ♥

  • ill getchu in the shin

    

  • lolXD

  • im backing you up on the Dumbass Charge

  • Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! "Ahhh!Ur only soposed to shoot me once!"

  • no comment

  • dude your awesome.....im gonna watch all your videos tonight

  • Still laughing HARD!!

  • me:FUCK NO! i won't shoot you in the shoulder.....*glare* ill take them nuggets you use for babies! >:)

  • if he got shot then y would he call his work?

  • you're kind of a duecher. and you sound canadian. just sayin

  • Augh!!! ha!

  • did he do the drug test anyway?

  • lol TheAPrincess

  • That'd be funny, a dumbass charge. "You're under arrest for being a dumbass. You have the right to remain silent...dumbass."

  • the dumbas charge would be used the most out of all of the possible charges XD

  • Oh shit i got the Dumbass Police on me with 1,000,000 bills:(

    Lol Im kidding :/

  • i would be like fuck no i wont shoot you ill rape you then cut you........ 2 times hahahahahhahahehhehehehehehaha­hhaha then kill you and feed you to your dog the feed your dog to my dog then feed my dogs poop to your mum mwahahaha

  • i'd be like

    "fuck no! i won't shoot you! (brings out a sword) this would be best."

  • THUMBS UP!

    -gets alot of thumbs up-

    NOT ME, THE VIDEO!

  • id be like "hell no (BANG!) HA GOTCHA!!

  • @bmwdriver63 FLuffee took his hat of in one video.

  • there should b a dum ass charge and them u could jst chrge them for bing stupid

  • there should b a dum ass charge and them u could jst chrge them for bing a dumass!

  • You are very funny and just adorable! Love your deep dark eyes! Your hair is nice too, appreciate it while you have it!

  • @joe151sgc hahahahhaha his hair you crack me up, he wears a beanine every video!

  • @joe151sgc Um what does his hair look like? Or can you tell me which video cuz im very, very, very, very curious.

  • @Unknown4520 fluffee takes it of! is the name of the video.

  • @joe151sgc Nvm

  • WARNING RANDOM QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!

    do u have ps3?

    

  • if it was legal he wld never have his friend shoot him :p he wld have him hit him with a car lmao

  • dude hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive watched every video you made!!1

  • BIG ASS FINE FOR BEING STUPID!!! made my day.

  • he funny but his big teeth distract me....=B

  • ya fluffee u should be a comedian

  • thumbs up it you think that flufee should get a comedy central special

  • I'll only shoot you if it's a hunting accident.

    ref: Dick Chenney

  • if i were asked to do that, id say "alright, but ur not gunna kno wen its coming." then i'd watch him panic, lookin around every corner for me. wen i step in the room "JUST IN THE ARM! JUST IN THE ARM!"

  • the dumbass charge. lollll

  • There was a guy that shot himself to see what it would feel like... then he shot himself again later to see if it would hurt as much the second time.

  • @lifeREBEL nice..

  • but everyone in the world would be in jail

    except us of course

  • fluffee is fuckin kickass

  • You may not be able to legislate common sense, but you should be able to fine the lack of it, lol. XD

  • your vids are soooo funny!!!!!

  • if there was a dumbass law 80% of all people would be in jail right now. 

  • @pieman12345678987654 No I think 90 % except most youtubers. cause we just report the stupidity :)

  • ill get you in the shin

  • I totally agree with the dumbass charge.

  • lol this guy is halarious but he makes some really good points.

  • "Im going to closs my eyes and shoot you" " wait WHAT?"

  • where the hell was the intro?

  • @AliceCarterLee this was old

  • @AliceCarterLee i thought that too on one of the other ones, but he made them later on.

  • I'd love to agree to a dumbass law, but if there was one I'd be so far in debt you'd have to pay a tole just to pass me on the street. And I'm ok to admit that lol

  • Thumbs up for the "Dumbass Charge"!

  • @IronKnuckleKO uh-oh im going to jail

  • @decepticonqueen4ever No your not. Now we execute Dumbasses! Your execution will be on the 15th...

  • @IronKnuckleKO LMAO, ok so me, my friends and i.... damn i didnt even get to eat lol

  • @decepticonqueen4ever Well if theres a reason why you need to have it switched please state it now...

  • @decepticonqueen4ever Your execution has been moved to the fourth of Febuary in 2090 (Our machine has broke and we are out of anesthetics)

  • @IronKnuckleKO we should make that a law

  • Hell no im not shooting you in the shoulder! I'll get you in the shin...

    LOL

  • my classmate broke all 10 of his fingers because he didnt want to play basketball in P.E

  • if there was a dumbass law america would be broke even more so in california

  • HELL NO MAN im not gonna shoot you in the shoulder!! i'll shoot you in the shin.

  • lol im not going to shot u in the shoulder im going to get u in the shin