what a dumb ass!!!! i heard if you drink 2 gallons of water in 2 hours before the drug test and then you will pass a drug test.. i dont know if it would work or not
So I watch your videos a lot, and they always have a couple thousand Likes, and only like 100 dislikes on every video. I wonder if the same people sit there clicking dislike on everyone because they don't have anything better to do with their life.
there is actually a dumass charge for falseifying a police report the fine is 1000$ and this cops guy that use to be my landlord said thats what everyone at his station called it.
and then the guy goes back to work and has to piss test anyway but becuz he was in pain from being a comlpete Dumbass he was totally high during the whole healing process and his boss was all "look im sorry about you getting shot in all..but we're going to let you go for being a crazed drug addict... hey but look on the bright side you coulda died and payday comes early!!" :)
The charge for that should be called criminal retardation and it should be a felony there should also be public douchebaggery and intent to be a dumbass
@junitatheangel1 ahg seriously people like you are just a waste of space n oxygen here on earth...just because you can't read mxit text doesnt mean itz wrong you know!!
Nah when you get charged with being a dumbass they should just force you in a dumbass circus or something so that everyone can laugh at their amazing stupidity.
haha the only problem with dumb ass charge is that it would be used all the time ope you shot a guy in the foot cuz he asked you to weellll dumb ass charge fer you you helped your buddy staple himselve to a wall with an industrial staple ope dumb ass charge fer you to and youd have court dates every day
Actually, a faggot is what people used during the salem witch trials, which is when they would cut up homosexuals and would spread their body fat on the stakes they would use to burn the ones accused of witchcraft to make the fires hotter and more torturous. Glad to be of assistance :)
@iamgod69666 dude u fukin suk u aids infected herpys loving cock slurping cunt licking little slut p.s ur not fuking god ur more like a hater and a Little SCRUB thumbs up if u guys agree wif me and want stik ur foot up diz guyz azz fluffee u ROCK
i would be like fuck no i wont shoot you ill rape you then cut you........ 2 times hahahahahhahahehhehehehehehahahhaha then kill you and feed you to your dog the feed your dog to my dog then feed my dogs poop to your mum mwahahaha
if i were asked to do that, id say "alright, but ur not gunna kno wen its coming." then i'd watch him panic, lookin around every corner for me. wen i step in the room "JUST IN THE ARM! JUST IN THE ARM!"
I'd love to agree to a dumbass law, but if there was one I'd be so far in debt you'd have to pay a tole just to pass me on the street. And I'm ok to admit that lol
I wish that sumeone would shoot me in the "fucking head" so I can "die" Because I'm an ass hole and a fuck up "Please" "Please" "Please"
SpikeyXeno 1 week ago
What's the fun with no drugs?!
hogwartzgirl 1 month ago
Pause at 0:19 LOOOOOOL his face xD
ricky9306 2 months ago
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ricky9306 2 months ago
hey guys look at my new camera! oh wait this isnt a camera?
WhiteboyFTW7thst 2 months ago
friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.
ifmustachesgrewontre 2 months ago
if you ever died FLuffee...i'd die with you..thats not awkward at all.....
iLoVeEMINEM329 2 months ago 7
@iLoVeEMINEM329 thats kinda awkward
killerr721 2 months ago
I like the fine idea! lmao
9790Josh 2 months ago
thats what he said iv T bagged them all
julian11681 2 months ago
this guy should be a stand up comedian..hes hellla funny.
banundson 2 months ago
lol u r so fun to watch u should upload a video every day lol and in the title stupid news lol :D
nathusny23 3 months ago
hello Mr. Fluffee your funny ^^ i subscribed to you :3
logle1 3 months ago
T-Shirt: "Thar She Blows" *arrow pointing down* lmao
kevoslilmama 4 months ago
sounds like a good idea :D
nathanscotthornets 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
if tht was a fine well the cops will be floating in cash
kingbull45 4 months ago
no fines srry
"no bail shall be required nor excessive fines imposed nor cruel or unusual punishments inflicted" -The constitution
aylissapina 5 months ago
Hypocrite Shit?
maxaslagolis 5 months ago
uber bags under your eyes
ledzeppelin8159 5 months ago
Man, I LOVE that shirt!!!!!
xxoliviamcflyxx 5 months ago
hahahahahahhahahahaha this is the best one ever!!!!
ylogilloh1 5 months ago
oh shit he shot the wall instead of my shoulder
snaker4391 5 months ago
what a dumb ass!!!! i heard if you drink 2 gallons of water in 2 hours before the drug test and then you will pass a drug test.. i dont know if it would work or not
bodyguard420 5 months ago
PLEASE! The justice system desperately needs a law against stupidity.
crazy4sian 5 months ago
@sebastianlooloo SEBASTIAN FTW.
gunneryuna46 6 months ago
@sebastianlooloo true.
SuperFablefreak 6 months ago
i watch all ur videos.....love ya
BlackCherryhot18 6 months ago
So I watch your videos a lot, and they always have a couple thousand Likes, and only like 100 dislikes on every video. I wonder if the same people sit there clicking dislike on everyone because they don't have anything better to do with their life.
Sunluv17 6 months ago
Waaait what,!?
hope42morro 6 months ago
If You Like Fluffee,Please Come Subscribe And Check Out BriBreSmileyFace
We'd Really Appreciate It
BriBreSmileyFace 7 months ago
4real fluffee needs 2 get his own tv news sho and do a newscast of stories that everybody wants 2 hear
myfuzzyballs9 7 months ago 70
Where do you get your sources from? LOL!!!!
Lusineks1 7 months ago
fluffy...i love you <3
sexypersianlover 7 months ago
ROFL @ this whole video
WhosThis77 7 months ago
the title sounds jest like my fish
Deana89 7 months ago
i luv how hes actually using real borin stories and makin them funny
theosaurus2 7 months ago
Wow Fluff, From what I've seen you really like talking about hiding Bodies...Have you done it..?
SayHey2Jay2Day 7 months ago
Fluffee, I swear, you're fuckin amazing! :P
HogwartsALLDAY 7 months ago
lol a fine for false reporting? he actually DID get shot u morons! dumbass charge would be awesome tho :P all idiots off the streets
deadguy775 7 months ago
If there was a fine for being stupid, the cops in my area would get them, but they're too stupid to get eachother one ;)
Imakeitcool15 7 months ago
why didnt the guy called in sick or someone he knew just died?? anything then getting shot....REAL SMART,DUMB ASS!!!
bigger4life 7 months ago
you were only supposed to shoot me once TT.TT
Vulpix70 7 months ago
there is actually a dumass charge for falseifying a police report the fine is 1000$ and this cops guy that use to be my landlord said thats what everyone at his station called it.
GamersRage 8 months ago
What's Fluffee's real name?
emowithbridge 8 months ago
@emowithbridge I think it might be Allen. I googled it. :) your welcome
ILOVESNEAKERSS 8 months ago
@ILOVESNEAKERSS Oh haha thanks
emowithbridge 8 months ago
@emowithbridge Eric Shun
Br0mane 7 months ago
dude your the fuckin shit
11211weeshnaw 8 months ago
@jordanafrank I'm hoping so, but either way it's funny as hell.
HeraldMageSunshadow 8 months ago
they should pass the "dumbass fine" in court
MunkeysLuvPie1 8 months ago
@MunkeysLuvPie1 ikr LOL
daniel5643v 8 months ago
and then the guy goes back to work and has to piss test anyway but becuz he was in pain from being a comlpete Dumbass he was totally high during the whole healing process and his boss was all "look im sorry about you getting shot in all..but we're going to let you go for being a crazed drug addict... hey but look on the bright side you coulda died and payday comes early!!" :)
chelsealynne916 9 months ago
your so cute and funney XD!!!!!!
Maria90277 9 months ago
The charge for that should be called criminal retardation and it should be a felony there should also be public douchebaggery and intent to be a dumbass
redDragon424 9 months ago
I would have my frind shoot me in the head
IAmLegion9000 9 months ago
No im not going to shoot you in the shoulder. I'll shoot you in the shin. Lol classic
pradageek19 9 months ago
NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Fluffee died. :,(
TheDude1458 9 months ago
i bet you will not respond to this comment.
357magnum98 9 months ago
I'd support that charge. lol
Serinity52 9 months ago
thumbs up if you think we should fire all news people and get fluffee to do it.
lolface111234 10 months ago 2
..""" ohw sh!t i xuld hav called 1st!!1""" lmao hahahaha dat cracked me up
lulu10161 10 months ago
@lulu10161 I really hope English isn't your first language.
junitatheangel1 10 months ago
@junitatheangel1 ahg get a grip will u..it is u jst cant read wat i wrote becouse theres a lot of mxit text in it duh!
lulu10161 10 months ago
@junitatheangel1 ahg get a grip will u..it is u jst cant read wat i wrote becouse theres a lot of mxit text in it duh!
lulu10161 10 months ago
@lulu10161 I'm going to go ahead and assume you don't have hands and you're typing with your tongue. I forgive you.
junitatheangel1 10 months ago
@junitatheangel1 ahg seriously people like you are just a waste of space n oxygen here on earth...just because you can't read mxit text doesnt mean itz wrong you know!!
lulu10161 10 months ago
@lulu10161 Well that's not very nice.
junitatheangel1 10 months ago
@lulu10161 What the hell is mxit.
meteosurreal 9 months ago
..""" ohw sh!t i xuld hav called 1st!!1""" lmao hahahaha dat cracked me up
lulu10161 10 months ago
@lulu10161 YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CiaranNiceberg 9 months ago
the dumbass charge! LOVE IT!!! Great work Fluffy. KEEP IT UP!! HAHA, thats what she said!
KriPtiK88JoKeR 10 months ago
the dumbass charge needs to be a charge!!
emmettcullenluva112 10 months ago
Nah when you get charged with being a dumbass they should just force you in a dumbass circus or something so that everyone can laugh at their amazing stupidity.
GoldenKnight422 11 months ago
haha the only problem with dumb ass charge is that it would be used all the time ope you shot a guy in the foot cuz he asked you to weellll dumb ass charge fer you you helped your buddy staple himselve to a wall with an industrial staple ope dumb ass charge fer you to and youd have court dates every day
SuperZman73 11 months ago
he is not in comedy central because comedy central is in da united states wer we live he lives in canada
ILoveBoobies196 11 months ago
"Hell no man I'm not gunna shoot you in the shoulder...*pulls 'gun' out* I'll get you in the shin"
Bleugurl97 11 months ago
FLuffee is Awesome. All i have to say.
dramalego 11 months ago
stop doing drugs. thats ironic coming from fluffee
Irishperson1267 11 months ago
hey fluffee if the dumbass charge exsisted, that means that everyone they get gets charged with it, right?
TheFourohsix 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you think that having FLuffee reviewing stories on comedy central would be waaay better than tosh.o reviewing videos
Nerdkelsojo 11 months ago 323
@Nerdkelsojo to far :p
1008851 10 months ago
@Nerdkelsojo no way. daniel tosh is the funniest guy on earth
VEVOTroll 7 months ago
@Nerdkelsojo NO WAY! look fluffee is fucking awsome but tosh is a god!maybe they should have a show together
theadrenalineman1 5 months ago
im not sure if my friends wouldnt do it...we're kinda mean to each other...why are we friends again...oh ya we're girls and thats how we roll
captainfluffycat 1 year ago
@johnb1193 and @iamgood69666 the definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks so... Ya u just called fluffy a bundle of sticks u idiot!!!!
brooklynthewolf 1 year ago
@brooklynthewolf
Actually, a faggot is what people used during the salem witch trials, which is when they would cut up homosexuals and would spread their body fat on the stakes they would use to burn the ones accused of witchcraft to make the fires hotter and more torturous. Glad to be of assistance :)
sasukesgirlfriend12 10 months ago 2
Totally agree with the dumbass thing
brooklynthewolf 1 year ago
@iamgod69666 stfu ur a hobknocker
Ps. A hobknocker is a hairy person dat molest animals
mistymistery411 1 year ago
H8ters: shut the fuck up!
holistergirl906 1 year ago
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fluffy is a faggot
iamgod69666 1 year ago
@iamgod69666
you are a faggot
johnb1193 1 year ago 3
@johnb1193 ur a utube faggit
iamgod69666 1 year ago
@iamgod69666
explain to me why fluffy is a faggot
johnb1193 10 months ago
@iamgod69666 dude u fukin suk u aids infected herpys loving cock slurping cunt licking little slut p.s ur not fuking god ur more like a hater and a Little SCRUB thumbs up if u guys agree wif me and want stik ur foot up diz guyz azz fluffee u ROCK
ILoveBoobies196 11 months ago
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SarahOpp3377 11 months ago
@SarahOpp3377 Dude What the fuck did you just write learn how to curse you fucking 5 year old how about you go suck adick you prick !
ILoveBoobies196 11 months ago
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sasukesgirlfriend12 10 months ago
"No way man im not gonna shoot u in the shoulder! i'll get you in the shin.. :)" XD
thumbs up if u think he shouldve aimed for the head!!
angeleyez369 1 year ago 134
or better!! hist balls.....FLUFFE WIN!! @angeleyez369
xxDKmanxx 9 months ago 24
yeah, i agree dude
Super420babe 1 year ago
press 1 then 4 haha isnt that i little extream? no ill take ur word for it
acutie4sure101 1 year ago
Dude ur fuckin funny haha STONER POWER I'm allwYs high hahaha yea but ya ur funny I subscribed
XxBIGxDi4bLoxX 1 year ago
"ohh right man am gonna close my eyes and shoot u" "wait wat?" *Gun shot* Dead
xfreshecuakiddox 1 year ago 2
ill get you in the shin lmao
disturbed4nw 1 year ago 2
shoot the fuck out of him
DakotaDinkins 1 year ago
i would tottally get the dumbass charge cus im pure stupid :P
RSoverlords 1 year ago
he would totally shoot him!! he pobably does drugs too.
emyshae 1 year ago
Happy New Year u Canadian ♥
aimee7575 1 year ago
ill getchu in the shin
TheSpln 1 year ago
lolXD
Glowmunster666 1 year ago
im backing you up on the Dumbass Charge
UbahMrKitty 1 year ago
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! "Ahhh!Ur only soposed to shoot me once!"
HaterzUnlimited 1 year ago
no comment
decepticonqueen4ever 1 year ago
dude your awesome.....im gonna watch all your videos tonight
kingdennis13 1 year ago
Still laughing HARD!!
1997Mileyfan 1 year ago
me:FUCK NO! i won't shoot you in the shoulder.....*glare* ill take them nuggets you use for babies! >:)
coolL9457 1 year ago
if he got shot then y would he call his work?
MrMacrulz 1 year ago
you're kind of a duecher. and you sound canadian. just sayin
GestapoSwagg 1 year ago
Augh!!! ha!
MadisonWDylany 1 year ago
did he do the drug test anyway?
bongoobong 1 year ago
lol TheAPrincess
bobWuzHere100 1 year ago
That'd be funny, a dumbass charge. "You're under arrest for being a dumbass. You have the right to remain silent...dumbass."
TheAPrincess 1 year ago 3
the dumbas charge would be used the most out of all of the possible charges XD
44SqUiShY44 1 year ago
Oh shit i got the Dumbass Police on me with 1,000,000 bills:(
Lol Im kidding :/
dusky206 1 year ago
i would be like fuck no i wont shoot you ill rape you then cut you........ 2 times hahahahahhahahehhehehehehehahahhaha then kill you and feed you to your dog the feed your dog to my dog then feed my dogs poop to your mum mwahahaha
boobies693 1 year ago
i'd be like
"fuck no! i won't shoot you! (brings out a sword) this would be best."
alipazagaful 1 year ago
THUMBS UP!
-gets alot of thumbs up-
NOT ME, THE VIDEO!
Tigriis12 1 year ago
id be like "hell no (BANG!) HA GOTCHA!!
shelbymustang302 1 year ago
@bmwdriver63 FLuffee took his hat of in one video.
CephireXT9797 1 year ago
there should b a dum ass charge and them u could jst chrge them for bing stupid
meburpzilla 1 year ago
there should b a dum ass charge and them u could jst chrge them for bing a dumass!
meburpzilla 1 year ago
You are very funny and just adorable! Love your deep dark eyes! Your hair is nice too, appreciate it while you have it!
joe151sgc 1 year ago
@joe151sgc hahahahhaha his hair you crack me up, he wears a beanine every video!
bmwdriver63 1 year ago
@joe151sgc Um what does his hair look like? Or can you tell me which video cuz im very, very, very, very curious.
Unknown4520 1 year ago
@Unknown4520 fluffee takes it of! is the name of the video.
VanessaPetridis1805 1 year ago
@joe151sgc Nvm
Unknown4520 1 year ago
WARNING RANDOM QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
do u have ps3?
unusualweirdguy24 1 year ago
if it was legal he wld never have his friend shoot him :p he wld have him hit him with a car lmao
LilFaVOfficialChnnel 1 year ago
dude hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive watched every video you made!!1
sebass1126 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
your the funniest guy on youtube dude!!
creamcakepie1 1 year ago
BIG ASS FINE FOR BEING STUPID!!! made my day.
Brebre4545 1 year ago
he funny but his big teeth distract me....=B
sweetlilcs 1 year ago
ya fluffee u should be a comedian
HAPPYBUNNY7724 1 year ago
thumbs up it you think that flufee should get a comedy central special
spectreskater 1 year ago 193
I'll only shoot you if it's a hunting accident.
ref: Dick Chenney
Solar2685 1 year ago
if i were asked to do that, id say "alright, but ur not gunna kno wen its coming." then i'd watch him panic, lookin around every corner for me. wen i step in the room "JUST IN THE ARM! JUST IN THE ARM!"
FromMeToWhoever4 1 year ago
the dumbass charge. lollll
angeljamie101 1 year ago
There was a guy that shot himself to see what it would feel like... then he shot himself again later to see if it would hurt as much the second time.
lifeREBEL 1 year ago
@lifeREBEL nice..
powerfolk666 1 year ago
but everyone in the world would be in jail
except us of course
larval99 1 year ago
fluffee is fuckin kickass
retared88 1 year ago
You may not be able to legislate common sense, but you should be able to fine the lack of it, lol. XD
StareGlareSilence 1 year ago
your vids are soooo funny!!!!!
lordchootapa 1 year ago 2
if there was a dumbass law 80% of all people would be in jail right now.
pieman12345678987654 1 year ago
@pieman12345678987654 No I think 90 % except most youtubers. cause we just report the stupidity :)
ThePetTalkShow 1 year ago
ill get you in the shin
alec4342 1 year ago
I totally agree with the dumbass charge.
mnl987654321 1 year ago 2
lol this guy is halarious but he makes some really good points.
dreadx2bxdifferent10 1 year ago
"Im going to closs my eyes and shoot you" " wait WHAT?"
FuzzyButScaryBunny 1 year ago
where the hell was the intro?
AliceCarterLee 1 year ago
@AliceCarterLee this was old
TheMaradiaga 1 year ago
@AliceCarterLee i thought that too on one of the other ones, but he made them later on.
browneyeesx 1 year ago
I'd love to agree to a dumbass law, but if there was one I'd be so far in debt you'd have to pay a tole just to pass me on the street. And I'm ok to admit that lol
SorrowStClaire 1 year ago
Thumbs up for the "Dumbass Charge"!
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago 397
@IronKnuckleKO uh-oh im going to jail
decepticonqueen4ever 1 year ago
@decepticonqueen4ever No your not. Now we execute Dumbasses! Your execution will be on the 15th...
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago
@IronKnuckleKO LMAO, ok so me, my friends and i.... damn i didnt even get to eat lol
decepticonqueen4ever 1 year ago
@decepticonqueen4ever Well if theres a reason why you need to have it switched please state it now...
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago
@decepticonqueen4ever Your execution has been moved to the fourth of Febuary in 2090 (Our machine has broke and we are out of anesthetics)
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago
@IronKnuckleKO we should make that a law
minecraftandblackops 1 year ago
Hell no im not shooting you in the shoulder! I'll get you in the shin...
LOL
Lugialover009 1 year ago
my classmate broke all 10 of his fingers because he didnt want to play basketball in P.E
DANTHEBASSIST2 1 year ago
if there was a dumbass law america would be broke even more so in california
MurphyC159 1 year ago
HELL NO MAN im not gonna shoot you in the shoulder!! i'll shoot you in the shin.
wolf9013 1 year ago
lol im not going to shot u in the shoulder im going to get u in the shin
johnathon6228 1 year ago