NES ボコスカウォーズ / Bokosuka Wars in 04:56

[dorikin6969]

すすめ～すすめ～ものども・・・・オゴレス倒すまで

[ajimaru5]

これ、当時子供の頃やったら神だろうなw

[Kojain]

I hope when people bought this game they didn't pay more than $5 for it!

[aoi5231]

なつかしい

[AspireFly]

GOD! That music is torture.

[patryk1023PL]

Can you say, how many rerecords you use?

[kozoty]

すごい！



[MrTAKUMI1976]

これ持ってました。

すすめ～すすめ～　ものど～も～　じゃまな～ てきを～　なぎたおせ

めざせ～ てきの～　しろへ～　オーゴーレースたおすのだ！

でしたっけ？

[happyfish32]

すげぇー！

[Hirameki]

上手いなｗ　そして懐かしい

序盤で死ぬならいいけど、後半になるにつれて

生への執着が出てくる

敵と接触する度に拝んでいた記憶が・・ｗ

[inoue7407]

携帯アプリでやったけどとてもじゃないけどクリアできるもんじゃ­ないね

[Chavtheworld]

I assume "Manipulates luck" means "used savestates".

[schtolteheim]

LOL, at 3:26 you can hear his little peasant entourage(last seen 1:57) dying in a futile fight.

[bendy660]

@schtolteheim so that's what that was!

[Sano666]

このコメントは日本語です w fools

[schtolteheim]

@Sano666 fu faggot ww

[AdolphX]

This one should be reviewed by the Angry Video Game Nerd....

[Lazarus174]

someone should make a remake of this game....

[Obakedake]

This has to be a machine-assisted play through... IE, using save states to backtrack when the king dies. There's no way he could beat it in one go like that otherwise.

[Toksyuryel]

@Obakedake Or he only uploaded the one where he managed to win.

[hl2og]

this game literally flips you off...

[maedamakumaku777]

何回も繰り返した結果なんだろうけど、こんなに敵の騎士と戦うん­なら腕じゃなく運と根気が有ったというだけだよな

[LP25962988]

4:56

0.0??

[PABLOthunderforce5]

I HATE IT!

[wizardsunshine60]

このゲーム、上手い人初めて見たｗ

[ChevalierAguila]

I'm curious, do japanese players do consider this a bad game? Or is just some rumor thrown by foreign gamers?

[InoueTohru]

どこかすごいか分からないぐらいすごい。

[chiyodaline06]

運を味方につけ、さらに敵をかわして通過する技術力も超一流。

相当気長でなおかつ頭脳明晰でなければ１人でここまではできない­だろう。

まさに「鉄人」と呼ぶにふさわしい。

[wblstudios]

WOW! YOU LOSE!

[skorotam]

進め、進め者ども～

じゃまな敵をけちら～せ～

めざせ敵の城へ～

オゴレス倒すのだ～

[Oscarx2]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaame xD

[Nicky634]

Weird...

[Chernigov5]

WOW!

YOU LOSE!

[ChickenLeg91]

Best game over ever.

[TamuraRanpha]

cheat

[glass16002000]

なんちゅう強運。

[AbbeAbyss]

Dude, this brings back memories from playing NES games with NESticle on a Pentium 100MHz box. Must have been like eight years ago. Since then I've been thinking, from time to time (about once a year or so, while contemplating on the ambivalence of the Universe), that this game is arguably one of the shittiest NES games ever. Yet someone probably spent a lot of time putting it together. I don't know why I just wrote this! =)

[schtolteheim]

@AbbeAbyss If you were as a philosophical mind as you say then you'd have realised that this is a clever game with a few faults and terrible controls.

[raonipaes]

@schtolteheim

I hope you're being ironical with that comment... because seriously, I don't see anything clever about this game. I see no puzzles, no combat strategies, no character development, no dialogues....c'mon, tell me what is clever about this game?!

And before anyone brags about system limitations, let us not forget that games such as Final Fantasy and Zelda were originally developed for the NES.

[Jagged85]

@raonipaes

The NES version of Bokosuka Wars was just a poor conversion of a good game. That's why it's broken. I recommend checking out the original Sharp X1 version of the game released in 1983. In that version, you start out with a large army right from the beginning, so there's very little of that "You Lose" stuff in the original version.

Let's also not forget that Bokosuka Wars (at least the X1 version) was a hit in its time and hugely influential, spawning the strategy RPG genre in Japan.

[Jagged85]

@Jagged85

I would also recommend playing the MSX version, which is faithful to the original X1 version. I played the MSX version and had a lot of fun. In that version, you start off with an army from the beginning and you obtain more units later by freeing them from cages, not trees. it's very strategic, with none of that "You Lose" if you play strategically (I didn't get any "You Lose" until the last 50m). It's a shame the NES version was a bad, slow, sluggish port with too much randomness.

[RocMegamanX]

@Jagged85 How? Isn't the MSX Japan-only?

[Jagged85]

@RocMegamanX

You can download the MSX version of Bokosuka Wars by looking for it on Google, and then run it on an MSX emulator. Same goes for the X1 version. There very little text, so there's no language barrier issues. In fact, much of the text that is there seems to be in English, even in the original Jap X1 and MSX versions. Either way, the X1 and MSX abandonware versions of Bokosuka Wars are far superior to the inferior NES version that Nintendo released on their Wii Virtual Console.

[Jagged85]

@Jagged85

I think the reason why the NES version was inferior is probably because of hardware limitations. The NES console probably couldn't animate as many sprites on screen at a decent speed as the X1 or MSX computers could, so they probably reduced the size of the army and limited it to a small party, turning the NES version into a random trial-and-error fest instead of a real-time strategy like the original computer versions.

[AbbeAbyss]

I LOL'd

[Atsu0530]

シンプルな音楽が良いね。オゴレス王の逃げ方ワロスww

[Atsu0530]

すごいな。接触したらすぐ負けるから、雑魚相手でも

動きを止めて進んでいたのを思い出した。

[xxxxbabypigxxxx]

sugeeeee!!!!!

[makokun9]

Bravo, Ultraman won!

[gyojinsan]

　lyrics susume susume monodomo jamanatekiwa kechirase ogoresutaosunoda

[jeffreyeisen]

Jesus it looks like an Action 52 game

[zaigo]

激テクっす。

[beefyweevil]

That is the worst game I have ever seen.

[TGArthur]

beautiful description.

[skyrunner14]

Oh no. Apparently, this game is on VIRTUAL CONSOLE in Japan. The horror! :-o

[bluelblock]

Just because it was on the NES doesn't give it the excuse to have animation like this. Shoot, plenty of great NES games (and even not-so-great ones) had waaaaay better animation... and were actually fun!

[reverendragu]

Nah. There's a lot of things wrong with Bokosuka Wars, but the presentation is the most understandable. Famicom games without special memory mapping chips and extra RAM are barely more sophisticated than Colecovision games, and prior to games like Super Mario Bros. upping the ante, they were all pretty sparse. The game itself was ported from very limited eighties PCs, and was a relatively high concept strategy game (but undeveloped and poorly executed) designed and implemented by one guy.

[KeijiKG]

It was early 1985. Even Dragon Quest 1 was fairly primitive.

[jkdskinhead]

dragon warrior was a million times better then this. shit in pong the graphics scroll fine

[KeijiKG]

Yeah Dragon Warrior, which was released years later from Dragon Quest and much more improved.

Have you played the Japanese Dragon Quest on Famicom? The graphics, gameplay and password save system... it feels like a different game from Dragon Warrior with its improved visuals, tweaked gameplay and battery backup.

Oh well, hey I've got something interesting for you to know. Did you know this game (Bokosuka Wars) was developed by the same team as the NES Ghostbusters? Strange huh?

[jkdskinhead]

No wonder why its so horrible!!.. no actually, I kinda liked the ghostbusters game, even though it was hard as hell. Yea i rememebr seeing the japanese dragon quest. still thought it was better then this, but i guess this game blows the pants off of anything atari was offering.

[Cyclopsis]

You mean WorkSS?

[KeijiKG]

Yeah.

[sinsan1972]

すげえ！

ボコスカクリアしてる！

[Kojain]

Yes. This was one of the many popular games for the NES at the time... :-/

BRAVO! YOU WIN!

[AjkoKatekeshar]

I dont believe you one bit

[Squichie]

worst rpg of all time

[GoogieToons]

eeee, pretty cool. (^____^)

[SimuRei]

Damn, the main character must be a fucking robot. Look how we walks through those trees like they're nothing!

[belgurdo]

WOW! YOU LOSE!

[rorz999]

Man, I played this game years and years back on an NES emulator, on my old old PC with Windows 95, this has just reminded me how awful it truly was!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

I was expecting the ending screen to say, "Holy shit! You beat the game! Now, go pop something enjoyable in!"

[devswartz]

When the author said he manipulated luck, he wasn't kidding at all. He had 20 equal opportunities to die, yet he didn't somehow. Any battle, denoted with the flashing B and crossed swords, can cause the infamous "WOW! YOU LOSE!" game over screen to appear since the random number generator plays a huge part in determining enemy death or player death. The level of successful play does weigh more as the game goes on, but luck still plays way too much of a part in the game to be either fair or fun.

[Colaup]

Cool Music

[hentainamako]

Cool!!

[Tigerfog]

The music is mesmerizing. O_o

[KeuhHuy]

This game is considered to one of the worst games ever.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

And for the life of me, I can't imagine why. (100% pure sarcasm.)

[ramble5]

i seriously want that 5 minutes of my life back

[OceanbornAngel]

This is just about as exciting as watching paint dry.