I contracted cooties when I was 9. My life has never been the same since. The worst part is that I had it for a full 2 months without knowing. If I could only go back, back in time, my life would be so different. Cooties evolves over time. At first it was a rash, now I have to be fed through a tube. Cooties is some serious shit man. This desease kills.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED.
DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACCUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WIL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 3 OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY!POST THIS TO 5 OTHER VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 THEN YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTER ON THE SCREEN.THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY
Cooties?? I have the emotions... My GF Left me for sombody else just cause they have a little sister! Thats the only reason Shes going out with him!!! And btw I'm 11.
This is retarted, but funny at the same time..Y6u are g6ing t6 have Lil kids every were...Talking b6ut I g6tta get a cootie sh6t...L6L...STUPID FUNNY.
oh thats adorible yet totally random at the same time..its so cute..i was looking up an all time low video and i was typing in circles so this popped up and im like omg i remember that from the play ground
it a transmittable condition little kids get who play with the other gender at recess.. it been circulating thru the world school systems for decades..
you saw the vaccine... get your kids to inoculate each other today..
or you child may bring it home to the rest of your kids..
COOTIES! the bane of elementary school
i was lucky... i was a loner in school i never made the contact... but my brother was another matter.
I contracted cooties when I was 9. My life has never been the same since. The worst part is that I had it for a full 2 months without knowing. If I could only go back, back in time, my life would be so different. Cooties evolves over time. At first it was a rash, now I have to be fed through a tube. Cooties is some serious shit man. This desease kills.
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rapsucksshit51 2 months ago
i have cooties ahhhh help!!
babymaple123 2 months ago
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CrispyTv1 2 months ago
That was weird...
striker1224 4 months ago
Oh my god. <3
irawryouman 5 months ago
So lame its funny
fevofbieb 6 months ago
Haha cutest thing I've ever seen
CaliPanarica 6 months ago
Lol
mm2marshmellow 6 months ago
I wish someome had told me. I never got inoculated. :'(
ForlornSuicide 6 months ago
this could totes be a hiv commercial.
RawringIsMyThing 7 months ago
Woo woo.. I got the cootie shot back in 2nd graaaade.. I am now an 18 year adult! And still free from COOTIES;)
rubberboots23 8 months ago
this is sooooo funny
jonnumber8 8 months ago
Lol, I only wanted to play tag, I never thought I'd be it!
TheBboyGamer 11 months ago 2
Some people r just haters and r rude about funny stuff
Keirra885 11 months ago
that was stupid
discofools5150 1 year ago
Kso the kid who was all like "I just traded lunchables" almost made me cry lol
trashcangold 1 year ago
cute
stephen111626 1 year ago
v.v I spread cooties around like there was no tomorrow... I am ashamed...
emoTeam95 1 year ago
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mrAwesomeman242 1 year ago
nice " talk to your children... before cooties speak to them"LOL
Codyhowie1 1 year ago
I made a big mistake LOOOOOOL
Publictx4 1 year ago
"I just wanted to play tag. I never thought i'd be it" Lmao
OxKimmie09 1 year ago
COOTIES!!!
smilingfromafar 1 year ago
they treating this like aids lol
xbox7202012 1 year ago
Lol XD
Dzmstar 1 year ago
im at rish i never got my coodtie shot and middle shcool is a danger with out one XD
kotarulesall 1 year ago 2
o.e WHAT THE cooties is not a big deal! its not like they kill you
bmxrox168 1 year ago
@bmxrox168 its like aids or herpes
freckeledcheese 1 year ago
WTF
Airsoftdude2200 1 year ago
omagah!!! I gots cooties!!! HEEEELLLPPPP!!!
nadiaLT92 1 year ago
this video should go to Ballesnation its a great place... for dicheads like you
sHoRTiiCuTiE 1 year ago
im my country theres no such a thing as cooties, but this video is freacking hillarious, theyre so cute,
Jeannalycious 1 year ago
@Jeannalycious no such thing as cooties?!?!?!?!?!?!!! lol.
missvalentine133 1 year ago
@missvalentine133 yeah i know i liked boys since i was 5.lmao
Jeannalycious 1 year ago
@Jeannalycious yeah, same here. but i still had to get a cootie shot to touch them. lol.
missvalentine133 1 year ago
OMG i thought they were talkin about cancer until they said cooties i'm glad i got my cootie shot
CullenFreak100 1 year ago
It Sounds Like Their Talking About Herpes Or Aids Or Something Lolz.Ah...I Love This
XxRandomRawrxX 1 year ago 2
LOL
gunit6781 1 year ago
i got tested ..... and i have cooties!!! :(
Superdramaqueens 1 year ago 14
lol...how did you get the kids to act so series
SuperSkatie 1 year ago
hahaha i thought that they were gonna talk about herpes or something
BAMurkia807 1 year ago
lol but at the same time wtf but very cute
xHoleintheWallx 1 year ago
Too cute!
OFitz1 1 year ago
LOL but WTH
cooldudGTA 1 year ago
haha, wtf?
disturbedjake12 1 year ago
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MBNightingale 1 year ago
haha we tell little kids that there cooties when really there like aids to us :P
dogluver4ever 1 year ago
Ha! Nice!
cooldudGTA 1 year ago
lol
wanita2008 1 year ago
love it!
NormWaveGuy 1 year ago
i remember i used . . . criss cross circle dot now uve got ur cootie shot
turtlesrmylife2 1 year ago
lol that funny
i dont want cooties
teamjacob123456789 1 year ago
funny shit
lolz
Vicc125 1 year ago
That is so cute
TheLeighleigh94 1 year ago
wtf?hahahaha : )
joker14442 1 year ago
lol
MichaljacksonFAN1 1 year ago
and by the time your in 5th grade u wish u could get that cute boy to kiss you . you ranaway from in 2nd grade cause he had cooties lol
lolabunny41378 1 year ago 3
this is funny
UndoneJustice 1 year ago
funny but gau at the same time
flyingmonkey1011 1 year ago
cooties aren' real idiots
LilVampire9807 1 year ago
cooties are like, the aids for children xD
cheetaclaw 2 years ago
ahahaha this is sad
ersxx3 2 years ago
Cooties?? I have the emotions... My GF Left me for sombody else just cause they have a little sister! Thats the only reason Shes going out with him!!! And btw I'm 11.
BenMan1231 2 years ago
lol this is funny
haha ben got dumped
dog74586 2 years ago
@BenMan1231 retarded 11 year old get fucked biaaattch
thedarkgun 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Good play on AWARENESS.
Allyzandre 2 years ago
This was really cute.
"Why didnt you tell me baby?"
Aww :)
xxKaylaxxShereexx 2 years ago
This effects me personally, for I too...have cooties..........
TheMonster696969 2 years ago
WTF lol
fanpirealice54673 2 years ago
Ahahaha thats classic!
tehredhatkid 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! HELL NAW
mrbignose2468 2 years ago
circle circle dot dot now u got da cooties shot
boysliketaylorswift 2 years ago
haha lol
iluvbilliearmstrong 2 years ago
i hope they aint talking about s.t.d. lmao they are like 5
Dancerk9 2 years ago
what are the 2 girls holding hands? (are they les?) srry for my lanuage
privatex16 2 years ago
OMG, really?! really? seriously, they are 5 year olds! come on!
ItsEriin 2 years ago 2
omg lol
rockerchick1125 2 years ago
ahaha this is sooo cute little blond boy is so serious its sad aweee
Preciousmartin 2 years ago 2
lol
dianastars93 2 years ago
aids(;
AlexandraHoen 2 years ago
lol good times when i used to think ppl had cooties
xjosh360 2 years ago
lmao
Borisisonfire 2 years ago
? weird but akwardly funny
Birdpooponmycar 2 years ago
u stole this vid
wwerocks909 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! i remember doin that cootie shot thing XD thats hilarious =P i love this vid XD
ElfenLiedPhsycoFan 2 years ago 18
LOL! that was so funny
jessxoxo28 2 years ago
gosh u dont have to be so mean about it... :'(
Jazzfazz123 2 years ago
lol. the lil blond boy is soooooooo cute! Thats kinda like aids.
Jazzfazz123 2 years ago
well duh that's the point
MuZicStaTion09 2 years ago
what is cootie?
2086alexis 2 years ago
for people asking what cooties are:
little girls and boys don't like touching/talking to each other at a certain age, so when they're in that stage they say the others have "cooties" :]
hahaha this video is adorable <3
holadios08 2 years ago 3
ha ha ha
freakboutboyz 2 years ago
????? i dont even no wat to sayy about that
hotelmotel1800 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHA! that's so sweet
estherbit 2 years ago
0:24 - 0:26
omgg.
JailynVolleyball 2 years ago
that was hilarous i am not going to lie the entire thing is hilarious
thewolfgang14 2 years ago
the sadest part wuz 1:15 to 1:20 :[
honeyxgina 2 years ago
it was sad if yuh replace the word cooties with cancer....:/
honeyxgina 2 years ago 3
LMFAO xD
tomwilliamsrocks 2 years ago
soo funny!!
funlolaugh 2 years ago
"all i did was trade lunchable"
LMFAO!!!!! that was to damm funny
BabySmithTheFirst 2 years ago
at 0:56 it was kinda stupit
dvontefrye 2 years ago
1:06 THE BEST lmao :DD
ElizabethPearson 2 years ago
omg! that was hilarious wen tht little girl said.. COOTIES! i laughed so hard :P
ElizabethPearson 2 years ago
What the...
BrokenSecretzx0x 2 years ago
LMAO
Keokeokitty 2 years ago
Why didn't you tell me, honey!
That was the best.
KstnAnQt 2 years ago
LOL! hilarious.
yorgysmorgy98 2 years ago
tht is sssoooo fuken cute!!!!!!!!
17bubblepop 2 years ago 2
all i did was trade lunchables LOL I CRACKED UPO AT THAT!!!!!
crazyhorselover121 2 years ago
wow
youd think they were talkin about STD's lol
3xcrl 2 years ago
bah!!! "i wish sombody told me" :-\
that blonde kid is definitely the best haha
mrjr03 2 years ago
The blond kid is the best.
littlemisscdd 2 years ago 4
pos=piece of sh*t lol
so this is pos
MultiShadowFiend 2 years ago
lol this is so so funny!!
poppinsongz 2 years ago
Adorable.
krisycutie10 2 years ago
@krisycutie10 i know right
17bubblepop 2 years ago
JOKES!!! haha
"i jus wanted to play tags. i neva thought i'd be it"
those were jck times LOl
punjabi135 2 years ago
all i did wuz trade lunchables
flycreoleangel 2 years ago 3
dont they mean aids? their mocking aids.
effing funny!!!
sheereinn 2 years ago
Fuck 6=o o=o if you don't like that sucks to be you.
ghghghgh324 2 years ago
This is retarted, but funny at the same time..Y6u are g6ing t6 have Lil kids every were...Talking b6ut I g6tta get a cootie sh6t...L6L...STUPID FUNNY.
LilReddChino 2 years ago
o=6?! SINCE WHEN!
SamSamiSamanthaLea 2 years ago
Since f6rever...6 p6int repper here.
LilReddChino 2 years ago
get a life
ihatejustinbieber2 2 years ago
I think people from other countries think this is a real disease.. That makes this video even funnier! :)
valiantvideo9 2 years ago 3
lol cute
gameonhuh 2 years ago
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peeps101101 2 years ago
i dont get it :s
coscilla 2 years ago
rofl. so clever and cute.
Scribblerific 2 years ago 2
That is sooooo stupid!! some what funny!
ThePeacelover93 2 years ago
is this even real i didnt know cooties was that serious
nevoh123 2 years ago
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ImAQueef 2 years ago
oh....No i made a big mistake
LMAO
POPPIExTARTS 2 years ago
oh thats adorible yet totally random at the same time..its so cute..i was looking up an all time low video and i was typing in circles so this popped up and im like omg i remember that from the play ground
shell7394 2 years ago
LOL !!!
liabanks007 2 years ago
"All we did was trade Lunchables." LOL.
hawkfan1521 2 years ago
thts so wrong its so damn funny tho!!!
TehShikamaruStory 2 years ago
who's to say we don't have cooties aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
jujmyn234 2 years ago
lmfaoo OMG AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!1
shanicetheetniesgirl 2 years ago
what do i do now.......sigh....
LOL!
this movie just made my day :D awesome!
djneilio 2 years ago
hahahahah LOL superrrrr funny!!
rebecca7369 2 years ago
lmao....... the little boy at the end is so serious and cute! :)
jonaslover945 2 years ago
hahahahaha i cant stop laughing its like aids or sumin haha how did they get them to act so serious !!!!!!
rofl
lmfao !!
izzynbecci 2 years ago 4
How do you tell if you have cooties? I might have it :X
Keysta7 2 years ago 2
wow only a child molester would thinkof that...
waytoocheezy 2 years ago 2
LMFAO!!! omg that made me laugh soo freakin hard!! hilarious!!! thats bad ass yo!!
rayray628 2 years ago
two wordz hella funny
9violet 2 years ago
haha thats so cute
xxxlive4lovexxx 2 years ago 2
lmao this is priceless
MystiqueNV06 2 years ago 2
dont worry i gave most of the people i know the shot! lmao haha
shinygirl001 2 years ago
Lmao, love it!
missquirrel4 2 years ago
LMAO
courtneykakes 2 years ago
i just had the urge to give myself the cooti shot! lol
partyanimal312 2 years ago
ha! lol "all i did was trade lunchables..." 0:13.
unique4309 2 years ago 2
lol that was cute and funny
leafuslone 2 years ago 3
I was just playing patty cake and then i got em lolz
SolomoniROX 2 years ago
The kid at 1:18 is like `` What do i do now? "
He`s all serious. xD
HAALLEEYYx 2 years ago 3
"i just wanted to play tag....... i never thought id be it" hahahahahahahah thats me favorite line
juliantb7777 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOO!
LeteshaBrandy44 2 years ago
just had a thot...
how long is the cootie shot good for??
hobian 2 years ago 4
cute kids
Megezyify3 2 years ago
WTF lmao
narutomasto 2 years ago
I love this video!
ShawnNJones 2 years ago
cooties are real. it is just a wierd word for lice. but anyways, this video is messed up. lol
OfficeFan42 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!
KarsindaCaliGurl 2 years ago
:D Haha, I love this video x] It's smexxy!!
xxdarkshadowzxx234 2 years ago
lol
master46995 2 years ago
GEE ! you don't know what cooties are?
ask any elementary school kid.
it a transmittable condition little kids get who play with the other gender at recess.. it been circulating thru the world school systems for decades..
you saw the vaccine... get your kids to inoculate each other today..
or you child may bring it home to the rest of your kids..
COOTIES! the bane of elementary school
i was lucky... i was a loner in school i never made the contact... but my brother was another matter.
hobian 2 years ago 2
haha! lol
dansworld27 2 years ago
We call them nits in england.
phoebsphoebsphoebs 2 years ago
This is so funny and cute lol
bubbapetty44 2 years ago
lol
Dori5577 2 years ago
this is just stupid, yeah it's funny, but stupid.
xoxEmmixox 2 years ago
wat is cooties????
alanara95 2 years ago
LOL@ Vaccines are available lol
Asato2 2 years ago
wtf this is just wrong
osanna8 2 years ago
0:11 "we where in love so i didn't think about it" :P HAHA
jesuslover12341234 2 years ago 2
Lol this is retared but funny
oliviamay98 2 years ago
what are cooties =o
teletubiezzzz 2 years ago
LmFao.
LoveNickJonasandFred 2 years ago
Lol funny and kinda cute :)
Little kids are so weird :)
dorkbrothers 2 years ago