Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 6

[musicxxlove79]

What would a vagina look like on it's period? O.o

[bellajaffacakes]

One of the main reasons why I love being a StarKid is because all of these comments are making me laugh almost as much as the video! You know you belong to a good fandom when that happens ;)

[angrybirdfanatic12]

starting to wonder if every womans vagina wander's around at night looking for a dick...

[YorkJonhson]

Your heart's always the harshest on you.

[marubiller18]

We need more Brian Holden... Siriusly Starkid Productions, we can't get enough of him!! :D

[gabeally]

Man, Lily changes REALLY fast!

[bisous98]

another drinking game!!!

[heyitscaseyx]

this song has been stuck in my head all day!!

[projectUNITE]

this. is really random but does anyone know what episode of Jessie Joey Richter was in/is going to be (?) in?

[stellanight666]

You know its been a odd day when you find out that your genitalia can provide better advice than your heart.

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

She is perfect, and southern, and did nothing wrong!!

[spngrl101]

So glad that almost evry part has Brian Holden in it :)

[shaleenstarkid]

haha. i only just realized the subtle "southern" double meaning. mybad. hahaha.

[marubiller18]

@shaleenstarkid holy shit, I just realized it reading that comment! lol I feel dumb

[messynessie123]

I know this is a Starkid musical, but it doesn't feel right. It's missing something... OH RIGHT! It's missing Brian. There's not enough Brian!!

[LikeABlackTarHeroine]

If you think about it, the girls that are lacking those vagina's at 3 in the morning must look something like a barbie doll because there is literally nothing down there..... :L

[XxXtechieXx]

im usually still awake at the stroke of 3. my vagina doesnt get to go to this meeting. she must hate me so much.

[girlofsummer489]

@XxXtechieXx Well, it's not like she's gonna walk out while you're still awake.

[mattwypacostacos]

This is about the part in the musical when i think to myself "What the fuck am I watching"

[IfWeAllSing]

Lol I love how pretty much all Starkid productions Devin has a southern accent.

[Blubarry123]

I feel like I'm going down a rocky road myself! And what's with hearts and calling people fat?

[irishrose776]

Okay, it's 2:59. I really doubt tha- HOLY CRAP WHERE DID IT GO?

[StarKidKilljoy]

It's almost three in the morning, I am now waiting for my vagina to set off for the meeting.

[ImagineRevolution64]

She is PERFECT, and SOUTHERN, and did NOTHING WRONG.

[Annon6797]

i sing this song in maths kind of quietley but people around me can still understand what im saying, it's rather helarious hahaha :))

[xxlaurenellaxx]

If I ever wake up at three I think I might have to check just in case something's missing..

[honeycomb97]

"I know that there's some one out there who thinks you're beautiful"

"mom?"

"no she doesn't think that"

[SydneyMorgan1998]

Damn. Weenies a dick and a pussy.. Talented

[mccd64126]

It's almost three...if I look in my pants, will my vagina just be gone? Or will I see it leave?

I wish this is how genitalia worked.

[fanpire62]

She is perfect.. and southern.. and did NOTHING WRONG !!!!

Heart: You eat until you are as fat as you are ugly

Sally: But that'll take forever

Eveyone in audience: Awwwwh. /:

[JBicks18]

Wouldn't it have been ironic if "Joey" had been played by Cedric, and he couldn't FIND his dick?

[blahblahblah1999930]

Why can't my vagina go off unchaperoned when I'm on my period?!

[potterfan756]

I have only one problem with this musical...

The songs are way too catchy!!! It's really hard not to go around singing them.

[LovegoodLuna77]

@potterfan756

yes, but the lyrics aren't excatly ones you can sing in the halls at school. I had a lot of explaining to do, when i was walking through the hallway singing "gotta find his dick."

[arwenjoseph11]

too bad im usin my pussy at 3, it must miss a lot of meetings

[livyt7]

"SHE IS PERFECT AND SOUTHERN AND DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!" I almost died laughing

[kgimson864]

"take a douche cutie!" omg i just caught that line... rofldm.

[cheesepuffs90210]

Lol corey dorris (I think that's how you spell it) just standing in the background.

[ingridogelise]

omg this is gonna get stuck in my head and im going to feel the urge to sing it at the most awkward moments, im sure... lily marks sure can change her clothes fast!:o

[dracosgirl2]

I've never noticed "Big T" in the background before!!! Lmao!!

[starkidhpfan]

"LEAVE MISS COOTER OUT OF THIS. SHE IS PERFECT, AND SOUTHERN AND DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!"

made me laugh so much xD

[chizzy1611]

"Here you go fat ass, have some more Rocky Road!!"

I swear I'm using that line when a friend has a break up. I love the way Lily says it :'D

[ItsMeRhiRhi]

"SHE IS PERFECT, AND SOUTHERN. AND DID NOTHING WRONG!"

[Fervid20]

Surely all Vaginas are Southern, because that's where they're located?

[0sexiest0nerd0]

@Fervid20 I thought that too XD

[starkidchickie928]

@fantasygirl411 its not a nun pose it's opera hands, that's what its called. Just an FYI

[Hellbellshadz]

This is beyond bizzare, but still I'm watching for the 546374986698774th time.

[fantasygirl411]

I love how they're all posed like nuns.

[lovepeacejesuschrist]

I was totally expecting Dylan to come out and sing "welcooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooome all of you to (the council?)"

[ChidoriRFullbuster]

I wish Devin was in more plays.

[KateBananaRama]

I wish Lily Marks was in more Starkid plays - she's so good!

[Misswelshie16]

Lily Marks:

Greatest fast change EVER

[sarelizele]

this song gets stuck in my head way too easily. and let me tell you, its awkward singing 'every night at the stroke of threeeeee... the pussies gather!' randomly at the dinner table

[kendrat199]

@sarelizele that made me laugh out loud. thank you for that!

[sarelizele]

@kendrat199 lol, you're welcome!

[bellajaffacakes]

@sarelizele I thought I'd just let you know that I laughed for about 10 minutes straight after reading that comment! hahahahahahahahahaha!!

[soccerxpress]

"You eat until you are as fat as you are ugly!"

"That'll take forever!"

AWW.

[rachelfinn22]

i wanna talk to my Heart & Vagina now......

[1thisismylife1]

I want this song on my ipod, but loads of people search through my ipod and it would be awkward to explain "Council of the pussies"

[RPatzMegaFan]

I wonder what the parents thought when they saw this...

[amythestheart]

arielle goldman is amazing....she can play a dick AND a vagina :O

[mrsflopi22]

I kindve want to talk to my vagina and heart now... Awkkkk

[bluemonkey619]

0:26 Darren??

[DontSayItMarie]

@bluemonkey619 The voice? That would be way too awesome!

[julie041092]

I don't know if this is an extremely awkward question or not but does this make anyone else think of their vagina/dick differently? hahaaha

[SuperObsessive]

What's with the hearts calling their people fat?

[textlover321]

Big T is a vagina??? Hahaha thats hilarious!

[mchammar416]

hey! weenies a penis AND vagina!

...

uh...

[iTak53]

Most awkward song ever...

[andthenillshoothim]

I can't help but think that if Joe wandered onto the stage as Mama Umbridge, he would blend in perfectly...

[starkidgleelover1]

@andthenillshoothim Umbridge would be the most terrifying vagina.. in the universe.

[fanpire62]

@andthenillshoothim I wonder if they reused those clothes for all the cooters and pussies.

[VoiceofCthulhu]

@andthenillshoothim ...Playing a dick or a vagina?

[MorrisStegosaurus]

With dignified behavior

We flop about our labia

With might

We unite!

[hellokittysmileyface]

no matterhow fucked up the song is... i have to admit...

the harmony was great

[TheMargington1996]

At 0:56, does anyone else hear Darren Criss laughing?! It sounds just like him!

[broadwaybabi91]

@TheMargington1996 I think that is him. I know he was an "off stage voice."

[supermegafoxy112]

@thatoneweirdo1 ahahah that's so punny!

[mimine12344]

Our hearts are actually real bitches.

[midnightninja666]

PUSSYS ARE WE! XD

[tehrainbowgirl]

TThe akward moment when you wake up 3 o clock in the morning and your vagina's gone... O.o

[4lifeshaytards]

Talk about a quick change!!!

[666HellGirl1]

Dude. The chick who plays Mrs. Weasley, Sally's heart, and head pussy shows up everywhere!!

[EllieWelch96]

In every Starkid play, somebody ends up eating. :L

[bboo5701]

aj looks like he stepped straight out of the "i write sins not tragedies" video...

[paramoreandselena]

Who made cho cry? Your gonna die schlongbottom.

[08simmonsf]

you eat until you are as fat as you are ugly!!!

[SarcasticSun]

@08simmonsf that'll take forever....

[bluechic177]

That awkward moment your vag leaves while you're asleep...

[legallystupid1]

if the pussies from the west are bringing snacks....

what exactly do vaginas eat?

[WaterBottle1998]

The pussies unite

We must unite so we can fight

[skybluesweatband]

I'm staying up waiting for Pottermore, and I'm disappointed to discover that my pussy isn't part of the council. :/

[thatoneweirdo1]

I just realised... not only is Ms. Cooter southern, she's COUNTRY. Say that out loud a few times...

[TreeHugger0977]

omg dont we all have these moments :(

[sleepwalkingrace]

weenies a pussy? talk about hermaphrodite 0.o

[dton98]

THE PUSSIES ARE GATHERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its 3:00PM

[mscply4er]

Gosh, these hearts are dicks. How ironic.

[fr3ewritergurl]

Why is it that ALL the Starkid guys that are dressed in drag always look so damn hot? It's so not fair :'(

[PurpleandBlackPandas]

Did anybody else notice Weenie is in there? Right next to Vanessa.

[TheJokerett]

Omg how can they keep a straight face?!?! I would have a slight smirk on my face and i'ld laugh once I stopped singing and I've done 3yrs of drama!!

[KatyKatAwesome]

Ohh, I always wondered where my vagina was off to so late at night.

[1MissKarlieStarr]

lol so every night at the stroke of three my pussy leaves my body and flies a way to a secret society with other pussies? lol I don't even

[riverdreamsparrow]

I'm never going to be able to take Long Island accents siriusly again.

[Mr2fun2handle]

i paused this as my mom walked into my room and turned the laptop away from her. she still ended up seeing the title...........i had to explain to her that it wasn't porn

-exactly-

[justinlovespastry]

Wait her heart became a pussy

"Take a douche"

"Oh you mean take a shower?"

God I love french

[supercookiemonsters1]

Lol ok what's with hearts and fatness?

[SteelAnklet]

I think it's hilarious how half the pussies are played by guys, and half the dicks are played by girls.

[mightyhoyer07]

its 3 AM. Do you know where your pussy is?

[acaomglee]

This just turned into the United States of Tara?!?!?

AWESOME!

[southerngirl1608]

"sally don't give up! I know that there is someone out there who still thinks that you are beautiful."

"...mom?"

"no, she doesn't think that."

epic win... jus' sayin'...

[stdragongrl]

Heart: You eat until you're as fat as you are ugly!

Jamie: That'll take forever!

Awww Jamie keeps getting her heart broken by the two hottest leading guys!

[7tanabanana]

this has taught me. my pussy is the voice of reason!

[kendrat199]

I laughed out loud when Ms. Cooter was like "Old Snatch is that you? and Old Snatch says " Yes it's me, The old snatch!" Everytime I hear old snatch, I go into hysterics

[kendrat199]

is it wrong that i want this song on audiotunes and then finally, be able to memorize and sing along to this song?

[EmiHosana]

I am so jealous of Jaime. She got to makeout with Darren Criss AND Joey Richter.

[hsmfanita]

@EmiHosana oh my gosh, I can't believe I just realize that...

Jaime, you little shit.

[elvaryawho85]

Voldemort is going down lol

[drumguy127]

That awesome moment when you realize that Sally's heart just did an epic quickchange from a heart into a pussy

[morganlizzie23]

that awkward moment when Sally's heart is also someone else's pussy.....

[randommstuff94]

Aaaaaaaand this is why I stay up til 5 am every morning.

[jessrmeyers]

i wish my vag was the head of the council,...

[linalamont2310]

Take a douche cutie

[randomlyfresh23]

So its your heart that tells you youre a fatass and shit? Thanks for informing me.

[Emily00]

You know... maybe we should stop listening to our hearts. They're kind of depressing. lol.

[darkshadowblazeable]

have u noticed that the hearts are really dicks????

[xXbLaCkJaCkXx0]

I could not sing these with a straight face

[KeladrysLove]

@xXbLaCkJaCkXx0 i could ... quite possibly manybe im not sure we should try

[actressindemaking]

Everynightatthestrokeofthreeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The pussies gather...

[sherlockfan16]

miss cooter is southern in more ways than one

[dinocubfan]

@sherlockfan16 as Tucker would say... bow chicka bow wow!

[starkidfangirl]

Wondering if her little miss cooter goes off to these meetings.........

[ciciteriyakipancakes]

so this is wat my vagina does at 3AM o.o? hmmmm intresting

[seikounder]

So two vaginas are running about two, oh no

[MyTrueLullaby91]

Is the song a reference to Anastasia or is it just me?

[CanYouSayBubbles]

@MyTrueLullaby91 what do you mean reference to Anastasia??

[TheWorldJustHas2Know]

I wish my genitalia could talk to me.

[xxxxmeanduxxxx]

Hearts sure do love to call people fat...

[4lind6]

the hearts are really mean

[hollyoakssuperfan]

11 people didn't like the western pussies snacks

[starkidfan5863]

"Pussy's are we!" HA. Best. Line. Ever.

[mammamiarox]

i pulled an all nighter just to make sure my vagina was still there

[BingleBanner]

I wonder if my vagina goes wandering off at night to pussy congregations...

[smilingwithafrown]

11 people ARE as fat as they are ugly

[juzzylime94]

i wounder what type of snacks the pussies from the west bring

[Endersantana]

ironicly to preform this play takes balls

[bindobud]

Every time I see this, all I can think is that Sally's heart (I've forgotten her name) and Devyn get to wear the prettiest dresses o.o

[raywingsx]

what the mother fucking fuck!

[stellanight666]

"Take a douche, cutie!"

(Crowd: OOOHHH!!!!!)

"You leave Miss Cooter out of this! She is PERFECT and SOUTHERN and did NOTHING WRONG!"

[doctorwhogirl77]

Kudos to these guys for keeping a straight face during the "Pussy Gathering" song, I know I'd be cracking up all over the place.

[xandriathegreat]

Jellicle songs for jellicle pussies

[Neokitty55]

I would really like to know what was the source of the idea of this play...it is AWESOME!!!!

[ILuvsGeeks]

wow "She is perfect, and SOUTHERN, and did nothing wrong!" remind you of someone named Cho Chang?? Played by the same person??

[MrsJasper1]

No matter how many times I watch this show I still think it has got to be the strangest musical I have ever seen!

But I still love it!

[Howcoolamiinthishat]

I had "every night at the stroke of three the pussies gather" stuck in my head all day today. It was awesome when I burst out into singing it in class and the teacher sang along!

[AngelicGaleSama]

Wait.... You mean to tell me that each night when I'm asleep, my vagina detaches itself from me and goes to some secret orginization with a bunch of other vaginas?? O_o

[ThatHufflepuffGirl]

"Pussies from the west are bringing snacks."

"They're bringing snaacks!"

Hilarious.

[offwhiteish]

it's actually very realistic how after heartbreak you start feeling unattractive and fat. lol am i the only one that suffers when i get one of the MAMD songs in my head and then have to suppress the urge to sing it cause then i'll get stares?

[ThatHufflepuffGirl]

@offwhiteish The other day I had the finale stuck in my head. I was in school and couldn't start going "Everything feels like a gospel soul!" "I'm so sad we are doooone, but who says that we can't do it agaaaain?"

[katesie98]

What kind of snacks are the pussys from the west bringing, I can't help but wonder...

[wolfywox]

That was an insane costume change that Lily did. She hopped out of the bed, ran off stage to change, and was back on stage singing in a matter of about 2 minutes. I just thought that we should all take a second to appreciate that.

[Howcoolamiinthishat]

@wolfywox I counted one minute twenty seconds! Thats totally awesome.

[wolfywox]

@Howcoolamiinthishat Even more impressive. I'm sure she had some help changing in the wings, but still!

[WolfeChild12]

....wtf is my vagina doing at 3 in the morning?!?!

[stargleek4ever]

if you think about this logically she's sitting on her bed crying alone while pigging out and talking to herself...but this is starkid nothing's logical xD

[rachelirocks]

you eat untill u r as fat as u r ugly

that'll take forever..

omg so sad i just like wanna go on stage and give her a hug :(

[mld566]

It's 2:09 AM. I should probalby be getting to sleep very soon, for my pussy.

[musefan4]

It's 3:30 am, and my pussy is still quite attached.

[SongwriterChic]

@musefan4 That's because you're awake - they can only go if you're asleep.

[dittopenguin]

@coolnessinacup lol same for me



[Coweena]

Who make Cho cry?

[blacksun45]

I like how their hearts call them fatasses XD

[pandabearmadnezz]

this is where it gets WEIRD x)

[coolnessinacup]

OMG IT'S 3AM AT THE MOMENT

[crazyblondepinky]

Joey's a eunic.

[JesterC88]

She changed costumes fairly quick.