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  • kiack!

  • this video is epic and awesome. I think I must've laughed throughout the whole thing ^^

  • This just made my year. Awesome!!!

  • OMG I love this XD

  • lol falcon...

    KICK!!!

  • the 3rd one at about 0:56 the terrorist was attempting to do a falcon punch but got countered by a falcon punch

  • This is just awesome. I frickin' love the way the "pa-PWNCH!" at :54 syncs with Big Blue. Aw man that's just AWESOME!

  • 1.Captain Falcon=Chuck Norris>Car

    2.Captain Falcon=Bruce Lee>Car

    3.Captain Falcon=Chuck Norris>Terrorist

    Therefore

    Bruce Lee=Captain Falcon>Chuck Norris>Car>Terrorist

    Chuck is so overrated

  • captain falcon is chuck norris with helmet

  • 0:12 Car destroyed by the Falcon Kick

    0:31 Neck broken in a way that would make even Solid Snake jealous

    0:40 Death by a Falcon Punch on a motorcycle after crashing through a window

    1:07 Car door turned into a near lethal weapon after a Falcon Kick through a door

    1:17 Epic exit by driving into smoke on a motorcycle

    Moves shown. Period.

  • Now im afraid captain falcon is gonna come to my house and falcon punch me

    Captain falcon:Show me your moves

    Me:Ahhhhh!!!!

    Captain falcon:FALCON PAWNCH!!

    YES!!

  • the irony of the situation:you used a chuck norris movie as a clip. XD

  • Where did you get that Big Blue track from?

  • the guy at 00:05 is chuck norris

  • 0:12 that guy must be pissed, thats a awesome car

  • Captain Falcon taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick. But not his ultimate secret....THE FALCON KICK!

  • leave it to captain falcon to randomly beat the hell out of everyone (including, but not limited to, chuck norris) then ride off into the sunset.

  • i laughed my ass off at 0:38 xD

  • delta force: YES

  • SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

  • ''Hey Tom''

    ''Hey Jim''

    ''PAUNCH!''

    ''Who's that guy?''

    ''Who's The Only guy in the world who annouces when he kicks and punches some one?''

    ''CAPTAIN FALCON!''

  • how did you put the captain falcon face in the video? ive been wondering how you do those type of things...

  • I use flash

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  • Best versions of mute city and big blue, ever...

  • As a zealous servant of Chuck Norris, I have to debate this video, noone messes with captain falcon, not even Chuck Norris. Funny, captain falcon played Chuck Norris' role in every other clip than the fight. But all in all 5 stars this vid pwns

  • This video is godly

  • 1:12 lmao XD best falcon kick ever

  • 1:10 Punch! Kick! Kick! 3 hit combo! Falcon rules!:D

  • YA MOOSE!

  • Lmfao love the fire sound when the glass breaks

  • *rides away* YES!

  • HJFKUJGUH:OLFDRTKL

  • 0:38 Mach rider :O

  • Show ya Vids!

  • PAWNCH KICK KICK PAWNCH PAWNCH KICK

  • Epic. I like his moves!

  • Falcon, DICK

  • Epic win for using the best versions of Mute City and Big Blue.

  • You sir have manly taste

  • Why thank you good sir, I'm honoured.

  • @NeoTStyle yeah :P

  • I LIKE UR MOVES

  • OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMGGGG MAKE MORE LAWL

  • oh god.

  • Make. MOAR

  • yes make moar!

  • this is what capt falcon does daily, bump into random ppl's lives, PAWNCH em, leave em in pieces, then leaves

  • lol'd

  • YESZ!

  • Nice

  • So much win

  • Captain Falcon owns the entire universe! His moves, Pawnches and Kicks FTW! XD

  • What was that sound at 0:14? was it.... abortion?

  • PUNCH! KICK! YES!

  • YESZ!

  • 1. Rub Captain Falcons Man Nipples

    2. ?????

    3. PROFIT!

  • lol

  • i lold

  • Captain Falcon owns all

  • The best eighty seconds of my life so far :D I'm glad to see you're making more videos !!

  • Captain Falcon FOR THE WIN

    Hes way to badass

  • He's the best taunter I've ever seen - he mockingly makes the grunts of pain that his victims are experiencing exactly as he is doling out Falcon justice on them. He's like a freaking taunting egomaniacal bastard... in a good way.

  • I liked the part where Captain Falcon fought himself at 0:26

  • 3. Captain Falcon decides to tackle a terrorist, initiating battle via motorbike break-in. Falcon shows his moves against this terrorist, who is unable to deal any damage to Falcon. The terrorist then tries to escape, but is too slow as Captain Falcon kicks through a window and gives said terrorist thrashing, yet again saving the world. He then leaves on his motorbike, riding off into the wind, or something.

  • Self-description of the scenes:

    1. Luigi goes on a stroll with his brand-new car, but Captain Falcon decides to show off his manliness by approaching said car and epically kicking the front window of the car, incapacitating Luigi in the process.

    2. Captain Falcon headlocks Chuck Norris, and Norris is unable to deal enough damage before he is deemed unconscious, declaring CF the winner.

    3.(Check next post)

  • Meta Knight: Oh SNAP! It's the Falcon! He must be here to punish us for that tier business!

    Luigi: Quick, to the Weegeemobile!

    *insert cliche Batman-style transition here*

    CF: It doesn't matter if you have a car. When you mess with me, you are DEAD.

    Meta Knight: Oh my God, is he going to-

    CF: FALCON KYICK!!

    ...And that's why we should pay attention to Weegee; he serves as an example of what happens when one messes with Captain Falcon.

  • but i thought chuck norris was captain falcon! it would explain a lot....

  • They are. However Captain Falcon is so manly that he could kick his own alternate personality' s ass.

  • Moves shown.

  • There's so much epicness in here that the world would implode from it.

  • This game's winner is...

    CAPTAIN FALCON

    YEASZH

  • I knew it!

  • This is crazy yet great!

  • LUIGI DRIVES CAR?!?!?!

  • Did you ever play Mario Kart?

  • beanercart09

  • Oh. Never mind then.

  • 'Nuff said.

  • PAWNCH

  • Captain Falcon KEEKZ ass!

  • wow lol

  • PAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH :3

  • Yes I sure did

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