As a zealous servant of Chuck Norris, I have to debate this video, noone messes with captain falcon, not even Chuck Norris. Funny, captain falcon played Chuck Norris' role in every other clip than the fight. But all in all 5 stars this vid pwns
He's the best taunter I've ever seen - he mockingly makes the grunts of pain that his victims are experiencing exactly as he is doling out Falcon justice on them. He's like a freaking taunting egomaniacal bastard... in a good way.
3. Captain Falcon decides to tackle a terrorist, initiating battle via motorbike break-in. Falcon shows his moves against this terrorist, who is unable to deal any damage to Falcon. The terrorist then tries to escape, but is too slow as Captain Falcon kicks through a window and gives said terrorist thrashing, yet again saving the world. He then leaves on his motorbike, riding off into the wind, or something.
1. Luigi goes on a stroll with his brand-new car, but Captain Falcon decides to show off his manliness by approaching said car and epically kicking the front window of the car, incapacitating Luigi in the process.
2. Captain Falcon headlocks Chuck Norris, and Norris is unable to deal enough damage before he is deemed unconscious, declaring CF the winner.
kiack!
Tobitube93 3 weeks ago
this video is epic and awesome. I think I must've laughed throughout the whole thing ^^
WingmanVWXYZ 1 year ago
This just made my year. Awesome!!!
TheBowzer39 1 year ago
OMG I love this XD
iKurtiss 1 year ago
lol falcon...
KICK!!!
TheCpb101 1 year ago
the 3rd one at about 0:56 the terrorist was attempting to do a falcon punch but got countered by a falcon punch
f3wbs 1 year ago
This is just awesome. I frickin' love the way the "pa-PWNCH!" at :54 syncs with Big Blue. Aw man that's just AWESOME!
HomicidalBluePikmin 1 year ago
1.Captain Falcon=Chuck Norris>Car
2.Captain Falcon=Bruce Lee>Car
3.Captain Falcon=Chuck Norris>Terrorist
Therefore
Bruce Lee=Captain Falcon>Chuck Norris>Car>Terrorist
Chuck is so overrated
Arbiter159 1 year ago
captain falcon is chuck norris with helmet
ChildrenCardGames 1 year ago
0:12 Car destroyed by the Falcon Kick
0:31 Neck broken in a way that would make even Solid Snake jealous
0:40 Death by a Falcon Punch on a motorcycle after crashing through a window
1:07 Car door turned into a near lethal weapon after a Falcon Kick through a door
1:17 Epic exit by driving into smoke on a motorcycle
Moves shown. Period.
Sarged117 1 year ago 4
Now im afraid captain falcon is gonna come to my house and falcon punch me
Captain falcon:Show me your moves
Me:Ahhhhh!!!!
Captain falcon:FALCON PAWNCH!!
YES!!
strongerthangiratina 1 year ago
the irony of the situation:you used a chuck norris movie as a clip. XD
achiwa1 1 year ago
Where did you get that Big Blue track from?
oosaf 1 year ago
the guy at 00:05 is chuck norris
SuperDarkness123456 1 year ago
0:12 that guy must be pissed, thats a awesome car
narutoviz2 1 year ago
Captain Falcon taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick. But not his ultimate secret....THE FALCON KICK!
IVScarecrowVI 1 year ago 4
leave it to captain falcon to randomly beat the hell out of everyone (including, but not limited to, chuck norris) then ride off into the sunset.
reanimatorX 1 year ago
i laughed my ass off at 0:38 xD
Kazoo255 2 years ago
delta force: YES
rmanning02 2 years ago
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
Clbull118 2 years ago
''Hey Tom''
''Hey Jim''
''PAUNCH!''
''Who's that guy?''
''Who's The Only guy in the world who annouces when he kicks and punches some one?''
''CAPTAIN FALCON!''
maskgirl6 2 years ago
how did you put the captain falcon face in the video? ive been wondering how you do those type of things...
Darkspines22 2 years ago
I use flash
M3L33MA5T3R 2 years ago
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UncleRecolour 4 months ago
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UncleRecolour 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Darkspines22 He used notepad
UncleRecolour 4 months ago
Best versions of mute city and big blue, ever...
Zoo2be411 2 years ago
As a zealous servant of Chuck Norris, I have to debate this video, noone messes with captain falcon, not even Chuck Norris. Funny, captain falcon played Chuck Norris' role in every other clip than the fight. But all in all 5 stars this vid pwns
ToobatubbaTubbatooba 2 years ago 3
This video is godly
gsm1091 2 years ago 5
1:12 lmao XD best falcon kick ever
ninjaone1 2 years ago
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i wonder when captain falcon has sex does he give his moves names? like " YES YES FALCON THRUST YES SHOW ME YA BOOBS YES YES FALCON CUM!``
vampirewolf100 2 years ago
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0:01
I have a Falcon of my own!!!
0:16
OwO kitty watch chuck norris vs captain falcon
0:38
Mach Rider!SHOW ME YA MOOSE! PAUWNCH!!!!!!!
runemaniac312 2 years ago
1:10 Punch! Kick! Kick! 3 hit combo! Falcon rules!:D
Hakkun9872 2 years ago
YA MOOSE!
kiolook 2 years ago
Lmfao love the fire sound when the glass breaks
ToobatubbaTubbatooba 2 years ago
*rides away* YES!
ninjaone1 2 years ago
HJFKUJGUH:OLFDRTKL
FreakinLimetree 2 years ago
0:38 Mach rider :O
runemaniac312 2 years ago
Show ya Vids!
666oFallenAngel666 2 years ago
PAWNCH KICK KICK PAWNCH PAWNCH KICK
H4Z4RD5 2 years ago
Epic. I like his moves!
choamix 2 years ago
Falcon, DICK
ect301fps 2 years ago 5
Epic win for using the best versions of Mute City and Big Blue.
NeoTStyle 2 years ago 13
You sir have manly taste
M3L33MA5T3R 2 years ago 7
Why thank you good sir, I'm honoured.
NeoTStyle 2 years ago
@NeoTStyle yeah :P
Jostyheaven 10 months ago
I LIKE UR MOVES
AttackMyAss 2 years ago
OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMGGGG MAKE MORE LAWL
wowkittyman07 2 years ago
oh god.
Madvillane 2 years ago
Make. MOAR
DRAGONPIECEZ 2 years ago
yes make moar!
JonesCoIa 2 years ago
this is what capt falcon does daily, bump into random ppl's lives, PAWNCH em, leave em in pieces, then leaves
Suetakefan 2 years ago
lol'd
Nowayout555 2 years ago
YESZ!
Mastershs 2 years ago
Nice
UltimasMovie 2 years ago
So much win
Pugetz 2 years ago
Captain Falcon owns the entire universe! His moves, Pawnches and Kicks FTW! XD
Generalsupertoad 2 years ago 3
What was that sound at 0:14? was it.... abortion?
FalconPingas 2 years ago
PUNCH! KICK! YES!
IIIIIACEIIIII 2 years ago
YESZ!
sneakybeard 2 years ago
1. Rub Captain Falcons Man Nipples
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!
DrFreshJr 2 years ago
lol
i1338 2 years ago
i lold
VitalGuitarJon 2 years ago
Captain Falcon owns all
Dom441 2 years ago
The best eighty seconds of my life so far :D I'm glad to see you're making more videos !!
lavleb 2 years ago 3
Captain Falcon FOR THE WIN
Hes way to badass
3DNETWORK 2 years ago
He's the best taunter I've ever seen - he mockingly makes the grunts of pain that his victims are experiencing exactly as he is doling out Falcon justice on them. He's like a freaking taunting egomaniacal bastard... in a good way.
N8DT7777777 2 years ago 3
I liked the part where Captain Falcon fought himself at 0:26
CloverNoodle 2 years ago
3. Captain Falcon decides to tackle a terrorist, initiating battle via motorbike break-in. Falcon shows his moves against this terrorist, who is unable to deal any damage to Falcon. The terrorist then tries to escape, but is too slow as Captain Falcon kicks through a window and gives said terrorist thrashing, yet again saving the world. He then leaves on his motorbike, riding off into the wind, or something.
BowenKainZ 2 years ago 14
Self-description of the scenes:
1. Luigi goes on a stroll with his brand-new car, but Captain Falcon decides to show off his manliness by approaching said car and epically kicking the front window of the car, incapacitating Luigi in the process.
2. Captain Falcon headlocks Chuck Norris, and Norris is unable to deal enough damage before he is deemed unconscious, declaring CF the winner.
3.(Check next post)
BowenKainZ 2 years ago 5
Meta Knight: Oh SNAP! It's the Falcon! He must be here to punish us for that tier business!
Luigi: Quick, to the Weegeemobile!
*insert cliche Batman-style transition here*
CF: It doesn't matter if you have a car. When you mess with me, you are DEAD.
Meta Knight: Oh my God, is he going to-
CF: FALCON KYICK!!
...And that's why we should pay attention to Weegee; he serves as an example of what happens when one messes with Captain Falcon.
gngskpow 2 years ago 5
but i thought chuck norris was captain falcon! it would explain a lot....
JuanACookie 2 years ago
They are. However Captain Falcon is so manly that he could kick his own alternate personality' s ass.
M3L33MA5T3R 2 years ago 4
Moves shown.
SoraSonicShine819 2 years ago
There's so much epicness in here that the world would implode from it.
SempaiDono 2 years ago
This game's winner is...
CAPTAIN FALCON
YEASZH
darksalesmen 2 years ago
I knew it!
RiSkewis74 2 years ago
This is crazy yet great!
destoryofdoom 2 years ago
LUIGI DRIVES CAR?!?!?!
BowenKainZ 2 years ago 2
Did you ever play Mario Kart?
M3L33MA5T3R 2 years ago
beanercart09
TigerSlashX 2 years ago
Oh. Never mind then.
BowenKainZ 2 years ago
'Nuff said.
KingLink5972 2 years ago
PAWNCH
mariomaker26 2 years ago
Captain Falcon KEEKZ ass!
Skibicks123 2 years ago
wow lol
Hayato1992 2 years ago
PAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH :3
sYntatiX 2 years ago
Yes I sure did
Shadowy0shi9 2 years ago