Fast Show: Fat Sweaty Coppers

[stratocaster1986able]

Easily my fav scene from fast show. This and the paintball one.

[Alpha2point0]

perfect example of what police are really like - fat selfish greedy slobs with no care or consideration for the job WE pay them to do

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

Dunno about anyone else but this sketch makes me so hungry everytime I see it.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

Just the name of this sketch is already funny. The way they all turn round to order a curry, and the big lunch order lol reminds me of my office except the women are all fit. Christ knows how that works.

[bobokk]

and a lucozade, lite

[stannylad1996]

Lol

[6527mjap]

jezzzzz...!!!!!! look at that sweating arm pits. lol

[AICabal]

Sadly this is probably true of the useless British Police Forces today. Too busy sitting in their cars with their speed cameras and sitting at their desks instead of nicking the bad guys.

[MidlanderThe]

@AICabal lol, if you think thats bad, wait till you see how much work firemen do! christ, table tennis tournament anyone?

[TheLoLRich]

I want some of that curry too!

[moisie23]

I dunno why but I love the way he says "can of fanta".

[k00lguy00]

oo ill have a curry as well ~ epic

[col06]

its pure fantasy the police force would be shit if all coppers where that lazy

[yethboth]

0:27 - 0:39 - This is a comedy version of the really old and original intro scene to The Bill. lol

[Jaikkanen]

Yeah, I loved that intro. According to BIll Bailey they eventually slightly changed the intro music a little. Which I haven't heard though. A shame, was good how it was.

[SmokeyTheFatCat]

"A Double cheeseburger and chips. You'd best make that double chips. And a ham roll. And a jam doughnut. And a Mars bars. And a coffee with two sugars. And a a Lucozade - light."

[nakatasnoodles]

The fat sweaty copper on the left at the start is the spits of my uncle in the mid-90s!!! Same balding forehead with sideburns, same barrel-sized-chest and cellar-sized-gut, and of course, the almighty 90s Police-issue 'tasch!!!

[gabszx6r]

i love how they try to walk in together in the beginning lmfao

[jamescooling]

yeah sorry we got here as quick as we could but we had to stop off for a curry on the way... lmao

[babemagnet23]

OOH IL HAVE A CURRY!!!

[thecollector75]

oh i'll have one too.....!!!

[babemagnet23]

hahaha fat sweaty coppers get me in stitches

[54spiritedwill54]

haha! i love it wen they order the food

[MoonwalkerPJ]

i've never heard of this charming show but i'm interested to see more of what they do!

[crazyclive]

Then you should beg, borrow and steal to get all the series of The Fast Show out on DVD if you can. You'll laugh yourself silly! :)

[Benjamaniman]

i aim to become a fat sweaty copper

[SanguisDeathMetal]

man, I LOVE the fat sweaty coppers :D

[dorknight25]

Arabella Weir is still worth more than one...go on lass!!! x

[mckrack]

Benh1234: It is quite obvious : "The Fast Show"

[neoncherry]

They might mean series as in "series 1", "series 2" etc.

[benh1234]

anyone know which series this is???please tell!!

[krypton87]

This is Series 1, episode 1.

Classic stuff!

[DandeB88]

It's a pity Paul Whitehouse's programme in th psychologists was cancelled I quite liked it!

[Muckylittleme]

It had a fantastic script and great cast but it just was'nt that funny in the end.

[DandeB88]

There was one very funny one where whitehouse was this weedy man and he was hypnotised and the psychologist went off and made a cup of tea and had a biscuit and then spilled tea on yer man tellling him he pissed himself

[Tuskany]

No that was from Paul Whitehouse's other series 'HELP'

[spermbank1]

Fast show is the mutts nutts!

[Kingofyoursoul]

...and a curry!

[madhobbit]

they should make this into a series or a film, was well funny!!!

[robbie778]

anyone got any more of these copper vids lol

[benjyboy54]

haha! i love it wen they order the food

[Jeaneathean]

John Thomson. King of comedy.

[jacoboram]

haha!! in danger of my armpits drying out... can you tape food and drink for me?

[coolcatnatuk]

Bloody brilliant. The Fast Show is incredible.