Added: 1 year ago
From: JeremyJahns
Views: 69,925
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (1,101)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • You are the biggest idiot I think I have ever listened to .

  • What sucked is that the cartoon heroes provided no suspense, since apparently nothing could hurt them.

  • Haha! Great review!

  • this movie is supposed to be based on the games?!WTF

  • how were the avp movies bad, btw no bullshit replies im a die hard fan of alien and predator so i know what im talking about

  • The games and the first movie where great.

  • It had a plot? I hadn't noticed.

  • if u forget about the games for a bit the resident evil movies arnt all that bad but in the second film i havent forgiven them for killing the nemisis the way that they did.

  • @torquetheprisoner the films are garbage...have the entire story line completely fucked up and mostly non existant. terrible terrible terrible. they made a zombie movie and just put Resident Evil on the poster to sell tickets...the first one was somewhat decent but the story was still jacked...then from there on it was complete "dogshit"

  • Stinkiest shit eva

  • Anderson is ORGYFUCKY SHITMOUNTAIN WHO IS FUCKING 24 HOURS A DAY IN A FARM OF STINKY SCUMANIMALS!!!!!!!!!

  • I loved this movie! Who cares if it was like The Matrix?! I loved it. If people don't like action zombie stuff like my friend (who i call my "bro"), then they're dog shit.

  • @Agentbutthead2012 like matrix? no that movie actually had more scenes without slow motion then this movie. besides at this point even matrix makes more sense then this shit. + they arn't even zombies anymore this movie is using the mutated ppl from resident evil 5. Clearly if you enjoy this movie you arn't a resident evil fan and if you arn't either then thx for supporting movies that are suposed to be based of games to fuck it up

  • Are you stupid? Everything you question is explained in the other movies but if you had a brain you would know this.

  • @1997tommy And if you had a brain you would watch good movies

  • I was so bored in this movie.

  • And there's going to be another one. Uhhhhhhhhhh

  • -...Twylight. They made vampires twinkle in sunlight. All the vampire are, are now really strong teenagers that like blood, and can walk in daylight ans sparkle, and fall in love with their food- humans.

    The 1st one (REs Evil) was brill. And creepy. She wasnt a superhero. She was normal. Which gave the film a sense of vulnerability. And a fear. I mean, how sick was that scene with the laser room? That! was brilliant film making. The rest was mindless crap.

  • Loved the 1st Res Evil. All the others just SUUUUUCKED! I mean, fine, regardless of the movie being really crap, please! please! please! dont make a zombie which can think and rationalize...

    Oh, not they did!

    They really fucked it up. Because now they've shown that a zombie isnt just an empty shell coprse coming to 'life'. Nah, they've turned it into a redneck. They gave it personality. So how's this different from an uneducated redneck? It's like what they did with vampires in Twylight,..-

  • this movie LITERALLY sucked Satan's ass to come out in the theaters...

  • not mention that the fight in the end between wesker, and chris/claire, was ripped off from the resident evil 5 video game

  • @JNichols326 ripped off and made worse.

  • @Melenonel yeah, no kidding

  • I love this review.

  • LOL The matrix trilogy is supose to have bullet time jeremy whats wrong with u

  • i love the super mario bros. movie.....that shits my childhood son

  • this movie ruined resident evil. it really did

  • When it comes to zombe movies, like this one, i don't care about how good the movie is. I just want to see guns and zombies.

  • If any franchise needs a reboot it is'nt spiderman, its resident evil!

  • I thought the guy playing Wesker in this movie was ok.

  • Comment removed

  • The first and second movies were okay, the third was kinda dumb, and this one sucked. This series really needs a movie reeboot. Like a good one that's only about Zombies and the apocolypse and not some shitty superpowers that this girl gets.

  • She was not normal in the plane crash. While the plane was crashing she grabbed a needle with the t-virus in it; That's why they froze the crash... to point that out.

  • Im still fucked off cuz Leon ain't in it

  • I literally ONLY liked the backround music on this movie..

  • hey look this movie have chris...and it sucked...do you really want to make leon suck as well...

  • ur so fuckin right

  • I'll admit i only liked the 2nd resident evil movie beacuse even though i was hoping to see leon & claire's story i still got classic raccoon city with jill carlos and nemesis so i might check out the new one

  • yeah this series is just dieing, found out the new resident evil movie was coming out, in the same day found out the 6 game is coming out, wasnt a huge fan of the 5th game but for some strange reason i was happy to hear a 6th game coming out, maybe it was because of leon lol, i swear if the movies put leon in it i may cry

  • @swordmasterryann actually...the next movie WILL have Leon =( check the trailer out

  • impossible physics? jeremy this is a sci fi zombie movie there are no physics to fucking break and this movie was awsome ecspeacily in 3d and the 3d in this kick avatars ass their both gd but this had better 3d

  • @filmmakerkenny I totally agree with you man! Resident Evil Afterlife in 3D was awesome! Avatar in 3D sucked! As did Alice in Wonderland and others!

  • I loved the Resident Evil series. :/ I gotta admit Resident Evil Afterlife wasn't the best, they put to much slow motion and they thought to much about the 3D instead of the actual story plot and movie.

  • Sadly,he did get the green light to rape one of the most badass fantasy books i've read so far..The Painted Man by Peter V. Brett.... Most of the people on the writers forum agreed that Pete should get someone else to do it and not that idiot.

  • this movie is like a filler episode of an anime.........................­.....................

    unnecessary and forgettable stuff happens for no apparent reason but still do :D

  • speaking of Resident Evil, Jeremy should give his thoughts on the trailer for Resident Evil 6

  • you should review R.E. 5

  • My childhood was raped by that man with AVP nd Resident Evil

  • Wow! Good thing i stopped at R.E.2!!!! I was just gonna download both this movie and the one b4 it..wont be doing that now!!

  • again : why are you even reviewing movies ? most of your reviews aren´t reviews but just a few minutes of pathetic talking .. like bad series , your videos are the same over and over again...

  • @lifequality Nope.

  • but I did hate it's sequel

  • Hey. I liked AVP: *guns cocked and pointed at me* uhh, but compared to the original movies they are shit.

  • i still find it funny that Carlos is played by the dude who played Antoine from Deuce Bigalow XD

  • Resident evil parts please stop making them I keep getting sucked in.

  • the only resident evil movies were the first two... 3 and 4 do NOT exists. AND ALICE IS NOT A REAL FUCKING CHARACTER!!! YOU RAPED RESIDENT EVIL YOU FUCKING WHORE

  • i liked the movie but i agree with n neverything u said

  • anyone else realize the fight with wesker was taken almost directly from RE:5

  • I enjoyed the first one, the second one wasnt that bad but yeah it went downhill from there. They need to reboot the series with a ACTUAL plot similar to the games or just never make a new resident evil again.

  • I have two co-workers who love this movie, they're DEAD to me now.

  • the next one takes place after this one . just finished filming it last month. all i can say is Russian military zombies with guns. :<

  • I didn't like any of the Resident Evil movies. I remember when the second game came out back on the Play Station (or was is PS2?) and reading at the time that Capcom had rejected scripts because they didn't retain the feeling of the game. And to me that was great news. The games were creepy as hell. So when the first movie came out some years later, I was excited. Never been so let down over a movie before. Crap, right from the get go. They turned a survival horror into an action movie.

  • @Swidhelm They had great material to work with, could have made a great creepy ass film, with a good solid mystery, with interesting characters. But instead we got a B movie with a budget.

  • Did anyone notice the things it stole (perhaps for lack of a better word) from RE 5, such as Wesker's design or his teleporting power? Or the giant wearing a burlap sack wielding a huge fucking hammer? It's like the director couldn't think of any original ideas so he just copied all the cool parts from the game.

  • @FlyingPaladin617 Well, they kind of have the right to do that, as the movie is called the same thing as the game.

  • @Domin129pl I know but it just felt weird, like the director/writer/whatever couldn't think of any cool ideas so they just used all the cool parts from the game.

  • The movies were a piece of crap and have as much to do with the original source material as a pineapple does... I'm so angry that they are make another TWO films! I could make a better tribute to the games with a ten pound budget...

  • they removed the re movie theme song!

  • I'll stick to the games...

  • the big bopper, buddy holly, and ritchie valentine thing was funny but kinda cold

  • @epiclolz555 Agreed.

  • @epiclolz555 Me too... I like them because of how cheesey they are.

  • Comment removed

  • @raggacool100 Seriously? That's the best comeback you can come up with? Ffs.

  • they took 5 FUCKING MOVIES to put in leon who is the best RE character and he was in the second game.... FAIL p.s. ALICE IS BULLSHIT DOUBLE FAIL

  • I like the part where the black dude dunked the plane.

  • its amazing Jeremy, your little Wesker "wired shut Agent Smith" voice was more like Wesker than the actual Shawn Roberts voice... Ugh... I dread the next one coming... Retribution... Figures...

  • the first two movies matter after that it just milking the series. note the first avp was good second blows.

  • Comment removed

  • @RaggaCool100 I raped your mother and made her beg.

  • Comment removed

  • @theangrysmurf12 no, you didn't. you don't even know where I live.

  • @RaggaCool100 Correct, but I cured you of your trollism with that comment.

    No more caps lock for you Mr.Troll

  • @theangrysmurf12 the only troll I see is you. You're so stupid, I bet you don't even know my name. I don't know yours, because I don't want to know any idiots who believes in pixies and trolls, like yourself. Look in a mirror, you must know how stupid this argument is. So I'm gonna be the mature one and stop first, you arrogant son of a bitch.

  • @filmmakerkenny the movies

  • this had better 3d than avatar

  • He ruined 4: Alien. Predator. Mortal Kombat. Resident Evil.

  • @fllicksick mortal kombat is know as the only decent video game and resident evil was bad ass

  • NOTHING freaking happened in this movie

  • @jmxbox nothing, but still more then in twilight :P

  • Dude, I believe you. I only watched it on bought it because it had my favorite character in it (Wesker). But still I was upset at what they did to the whole series in general. Not only that, but how they screwed up wesker's viruses. Also the actors that play Claire and Chris.... they suck and don't even look like them. Alice is just a mary sue. End of story. I hope the director don't make an MGS movie. I'll be pissed. 

  • Well I think it was a decent movie... But it was the worst resident evil movie of them all :( (Im still hoping for a fifth movie)

  • Jeremy: I'd buy this movie...even on blu-ray

    me: *unsubscribes*

    Jeremy:...if i liked dog shit

    me: thank god

  • @TheDonaldduck911 did u know the wesker fighting sence is exactly the same as the resident evil 5 games fighting scene, like seriously, every punch flip and everything!, this movie sucks the shit!

  • @TheDonaldduck911 how dare you have so little faith in Jeremy?

  • well the literal that tobuscus did on it it made look fukin awesome i mean the way how people turned into zombies and a guy how looks like a damn vampire that turned evry one into zombies and somehow the girl learned how to clone herself and do some badass matrix shit that you might see in return of the dragon featuring chuck noris and that guy from roadhouse really sort of disapointing

  • The only good thing about these movies is Milla Jovovich's ass, she sucks at acting though.

  • So true. Dogshit.

  • your full of shit  you don't even know your facts

  • @Ewikc45 bud stfu he happens to know alot more then u think

  • and yet they're still making the NEXT Resident Evil flick. I'm sorry to say your words are falling on Deaf ears at this point Jeremy...so I guess...it sucks to be you for this tiny bit. (keep in mind I'm a huge fan of yours jeremy, but still...no one in Hollywood or the audience is listening much)

  • Comment removed

  • this actually makes me wanna see this fail :D

  • Dogshit.

  • i actually liked this film best 3d i can rembember so far

  • @filmmakerkenny It takes more to make a good movie than good 3D.

  • @moorg745 im just saying the 3d in this was amazing the film itself was gd

  • @filmmakerkenny No you said you liked it.

  • @filmmakerkenny uh...avatar

  • the 5th game is bamf like no other. if they would take re2 adn put the mechanics of re5 it would be the holy grail of games

  • I think the 1st and 4th one were horrible. The third was ok, not amazing, but not horrible either. The second one was really good. IMO...

  • I watched a clip of the fight between westcar chris and claire and wtf? She is shooting at westcar and she misses and she's standing right next to him! And the blood u could tell it was fake.

  • @awvidfan123 It's Wesker, Dumbass

  • @deathballer23  It's called a typo

  • if this movie didn't have slow motion it would be 20 mins long no lie

  • wow, he tore the movie franchise a new Ahole in that review.

  • I hate all the RE live action movies. I'm a big fan of the games, even the CGI movie

  • i agree with jeremy with everything, BUT THIS. i love the resident evil franchise as its mindless fun for me. :)

  • this franchise used to be good, but too many sequels and too many stupid scenarios are killing it.

  • I.....have nothing to say. You addressed pretty much everything I've said about this movie.

  • that is all so true its better playing the RE games than watching the movie

    and im AN RE FAN

  • 0:38 - 0:42 If only it were true....T__T

  • Agreed

  • It's like you make a crap movie and throw some stuff from a video game to make everybody buy it because of that.

  • @Uroboros85 agreed. Hitman was OK for fans (i'm the fans of the series), but Good for newcomers.

  • @Uroboros85 I bet he didn't :D

  • @Yusoko18 lol Sengoku Basara  is based on the game Basara. and Basara based on a real history

  • I hated this movie, it put me to sleep.... a zombie movie put me to sleep. Im a big fan of zombies and their flesh eating ways, but this movie barely had any zombies, the action and slow motion was just boring, and the fight against Wesker isn't but like 4 minutes long.

  • They should make Resident Evil into a TV series.....at least they could get it right this time. WITHOUT bullet dodging, slow motion and Milla Jovovich. Just what Resident Evil use to be, Survival Horror, not some movie made to make money. And if they thought showing Alice naked every time except the forth movie was going to make real fans of the games forget..... they were wrong. =_= Fuck the movies.

  • Jeremy, I completely agree with everything u've said in this video...except for the intro...why don't u like AVP so much? AVP-R was worse, I think the first one was pretty good! And i've seen and am a fan of all of the Alien movies and all of the Predator movies. Answer me that, i'd really like to know...

  • 1 Was great, 2 was great, 3 was great, 4 sucked!

  • Love the movies and the games. Like the Predators movie is not suppose to be like the comic or the original movies. I do think the movie coulda had a lot more potential. Alice should not even be in it, Wesker's character tried to hard, Chris shoulda been more buff(XD), Claire is great, and Jill? She looks old in my opinion. I never got why she turned blonde in the game either lol.

  • It's alright people, the 5th Movie ill be good. Why? Because Leon Kennedy is in it, and the best games of Resident Evil are 2 and 4. Why? Because of Leon Fucking Kennedy.

  • @Sora1123 Whats the next one gonna be called?

  • @zzdre Resident Evil: Retribution. Dear god, I'm hope they don't destroy Leon Kennedy like they did with Wesker. D:

  • @Sora1123 thanks, they also destroyed Chris's character too

  • @Sora1123 Wesker never died 

  • @FabioCrow07770 Not saying destroying Wesker as killing them, I mean destroying their characteristics and what makes their character themselves.

  • @Sora1123 well in that sense they did rape and kill him. 

  • @Sora1123 or barry and ada 

  • Actually.....

    Hugo weaving as Smithw ould be fucking win o_O

  • I'm sure you'd be glad to know theres going to be yet another RE movie, thats going to feature Leon Kennedy......I know what everyone is thinking right about now.

    Also, I only saw the part where they fight Wesker, definitely NOT a fitting end for him (and the Uroboros-like thing coming out of his mouth looked terrible).

  • jeremys reviews should be seen in the previews on the big screen to prevent people from seeing dog shit

  • I only watch it for MILLA!

    Apocalypse was the only "good" one, in my opinion.

  • Comment removed

  • Milla Jovavich In spandex comin atcha

  • Now silent hill did a great job at replicating the horror n survival aspect in their games heck evil dead film series is more resident evil than these crappy 4 films

  • @TheTXKING24 i hear ya but i dont really hate the first one. i think they pulled that one off pretty well except for the super mutated dogish thing at the end.

  • For u people defeneding this crappy ass film series don't knw the essence of resident evil its survivkr horror ordinary people surviving a horrible terrifying supernarural even not a fake ass girl version of neo from the matrix with powers and is never really at danger of death

  • Why does everyone hate this movie I love it sure it has terrible acting shitty story and overall terrible but you gotta understand there suposta be bad there just for fun not for a Oscar

  • press 9 for chorus!

  • w s anderson should just give up like seriously.

  • @pokemonfanatic98 Dude that movie fucking blew lol

  • i watch it for ali larter

  • Not to be too much of a nerd but if you snap the cables on any elevator, (Even if it was an original Otis) it would only fall a few feet before the safety brakes caught it. That is actually how Otis convinced people that elevators were safe. He would do these demonstrations where he would cut the cables of an elevator he was in and the brakes caught him every time. But the bomb would still kill you.

  • I'm a fan of the games and I tried to like the films on their own but I have to say that RE: Extinction was the only film that captured the mood of a game as well. Afterlife just sucked.

  • AGENT SMITH? HITMAN?

  • I'm still shocked this series had four movies.

  • i think the whole ppl trapped in a building surrounded by zombies who eventually get in thing was started by romero's dawn of the dead... but that movie was good...

  • Wow really

    you guys think it was that bad?!?!?! i liked it!

    and i AM a fan...sorry a BIG fan of the resident evil series

  • At the end I thought you were serious...then died laughing.

  • Honestly, I liked the first 3 Resident Evil movies

  • starting with the first movie the series just went shittier and shittier, with the 4th one being utter shit, in fact, i watched it only because i liked the first movie and kinda endured the 2nd and 3rd because i wanted to see the story continue, but seriously, even for a "LOL MONNIES" movie its shit, no giant awesome explotions, no flying boobs, no awesome ass kicking and no chick fights

  • I only like this 4th one and the 1st one. The 2nd and 3rd were just ok. Although I'm still excited for the 5th one

  • ...jaw...agent smith ...= ha ha ha :D

  • The first one was good....

  • spam 7 for jeremy screaming AAH