Mass Effect 2 - Jacob unfs Shepard

[Kuronekogirl784]

He is soooo ewwy.

[ArtisticStyles]

MANDINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[gogetaf1]

Is Jacob like the only one with abs

[Slide2671]

1:28.

Looks like the Illusive Man was watching in...

[Kwikpix12]

Jacob's got a nice body, I'll give him that. But his voice is nothing compared to Garrus's. For a voice like his, I'd wait a billion minutes while he calibrates that shit.

Also, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite compensation priiiiiize on the Normandy!

[RacialStereotype]

They're making similar armor in real life. You can wear them like clothes, but when a high velocity object impacts with the clothing, the clothes/armor instantly harden, absorbing most of the impact and leaving the person relatively safe. Thank goodness for science.

[chrissneakybeaut]

iv never seen any of this stuff in mass effect 2 how does all this come about then

[MGrim88]

That's right, Jacob! Make every one of those 3 minutes count.

[DeathAngel1046]

0:57 Rape face!!!

[DarkSiegeProductions]

@Big5000K Or, if he saw FemShepard as ugly, if he said, "I'm on a horse.... HYAH!" Lol.

[DarkSiegeProductions]

I want to make an Old Spice joke here...

[Big5000K]

@DarkSiegeProductions LOL!

It would be awesome for Jacob to go SILVER FISH HAND CATCH!

[TheDragonlover666]

im srry im not into black guys nothing against anybody but DAMN !!

[keltonx117]

looks like jacob......just got the prize

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Jokenx3]

Did you also hear that sound at the beginning?

[ShayTheMon]

why is the only guy in a game that takes his shirt of gotta be black? Thats just so stereotypical.

[MrWednesday3]

"Shepard?"

"WREX."

"Wait, what?"

"Sorry. Reflex."

[Crazyheadlessguitar]

would be funny if the illusive man walked in and made it a threesome 

[Zizerx11]

what is it with every girl liking a shirtless guy by the name of jacob?

[Wakanda3192]

@Zizerx11 LOL,So True Bro

[hawkins347]

@Zizerx11 every girl? :D guy, you gotta do some research :D

[ItIsTheInvisibleMan]

No seriously could he BE any more sculpted i mean c'mon your offending everyone elses (ingame and out)'s manhood!

[Patryk13m]

old spice...or should I say BUT THE SPICEEEEE

[Dirtbag359]

@Patryk13m Jacob has nothing on the Old Spice guy.

[Heartshapedbox81]

fem shep kinda dwarfs everyone, so i always find the romance scenes funny

[Zardul]

DAT ABS

[Paradox621]

OLD SPICEEEEEEEE

[sgtcojonez]

Jacob is

Conwey

the black jewish double agent

[ColdNoodles]

This would have been better if Kasumi uncloaked in the corner and made it a threesome.

[Tigo15]

@ColdNoodles Drool

[Tigo15]

@ColdNoodles (Drooling while Subtly replacing jacob but keeping the insane abs)

[Andaril2]

cant stop clicking 0:11 Praaaaajzzzz XD great dubing job

[lordgluzman]

7 years later

Mauri: And we are back to our show. We got the the anylises. Jacob......You are the babys father.

Jacob: WTF man????

Female Shepard: I knew it, I knew it!!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOO!!!!!

[Joey245]

Guess it;s time to hit the gym.

[drDumch]

nice abs jacob

[DarkJakable]

Hello, Shepard. Look at your Turian, now back to me, now back at your Turian, now back to me. Sadly, he is not me.

[Skyesby]

Look at this... Like making a Windows error... Heavy risk....

... But the priiiiiize...

[protestifications]

KILL IT WITH FIRE GRENADES AND RIFLES.

[fizzymcbonbon]

Jacobs the big

-biggest black guy

[BeGodlyBeLynn]

@honeypot11 he says that he didnt come to talk, that he knows there isn't much time left and that he loves you...D'awwwww and less creepy than what he says here

[Tbannu]

Jacob is the man your Shep could smell like!

[SuicidalFerret]

DAMN SHEPARD YOU UGLY

[lemalicio]

THE PRIIIIZE

Also, your Shepard looks like she was beat with a shovel as a child, then spent her teen years eating gothcakes to hide her hideous visage.

[TJOate]

Typical black man. Build like a tank!

[szakiricky]

,,I want youuuu. I want you so baaaaaad. I want YouUuUuUu. I want you so bad, I want you so bad......."

[dkamm65]

OH MY GOD YOUR SHEPARD IS HIDEOUS.

KILL IT WITH FIREEEEEEEEE.

[orgixvi3]

Jacob: "I want YOU." *takes off shirt* Cue the porno music! ...That's not porno music! D:

[Pakun]

Oh gawd dat voice

*takes off shirt*

OH GAWD DEM ABS

[KamiKaZantA]

*Jacob slips out of his armor* *FemShep puts on sunglasses and bites lower lip*

[vambrave5136]

lol look at this

[honeypot11]

i wonder what would happen if we picked the other option.

"But the priiiiiiize--" "Not now Jacob."

[mrbattlenet]

hey what about grunt and mordin XD hey i fuckin wonder if joker can do this shit XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrbattlenet]

me: WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK! sorry i walked in i just wanted to fuckin eat your fish i mean uh...the red head just fuckin shot herself in the bathroom down stairs you should go look <_<

[lor108avi]

i hate how the only black character is the least likeable one. way to go bioware.

[mrbattlenet]

@lor108avi trust me everyone hates flava flav

[ubertuberification]

@lor108avi Can't be to picky with your allies

[statoose]

0:20 DEAFISH

[KidGohan88]

jacob is fukin borring i would do GARRUS xD

[Gabsterssssss]

i romanced jacob, but i dont want to be with him anymore. It gives me the option to say something like "im calling it off" or something like that. i want to romance thane instead :/ is this possible?

[randomcat22]

The dead fish at 0:20 are an awesome mood killer

[Eponine24601]

Jacob's boring, frequently bitchy personality really got to me. On my renegade playthrough, I went and intentionally tried to piss him off all the time. It was so satisfying.

[Hellbane224]

Not a fan of Jacob at all. He has personality of a retarded gopher...and he's an asshole to some of the crew right off the bat. Hates being left with Garrus during Garrus` recruitment mission. Acts like a cock to Thane by claiming he doesn't like mercenaries(ironic that he himself is considered a mercenary). And ALSO tries to piss of Tali. Granted, Tali was being a bit short with him, and somewhat snide...but she had damn good reason for it. No redeeming qualities to Jacob at all.

[CENTRINOaki]

1:32

Illusive man: Im going to go straight to the point. It has come to my attention that you and officer Taylor have enganged in sexual intercourse you quarters. Is that correct?

Shepard: Was that wrong?

Notice the little Seinfeld reference there ;P

[Victim700]

omg michael jackson

[Turbokaratelaserpuma]

@krox17 lol. i did on my second playthrough - it seriously grossed me out.

[blazinghen]

@krox17 No matter how much I wanna call this racist, I gotta agree that his romance sucked monkey balls.

[DominationVideos]

The fuck kind of an armor does Jacob wear that it just SLIPS off LOL.

[MrSt3aks]

@DominationVideos thats why he always dies when ever hes in my shore party >.>

[Devster13]

@DominationVideos Neoprene armor

[Marlockie]

@DominationVideos Spandex?

[liidan15]

@DominationVideos shirts that look like armor >_<

[upgradeORKYBOYZ]

@DominationVideos The kind of armor that Miranda wears, apparently...

[JordanSmith137]

@DominationVideos Cerberus: The most advanced "vigilante" group in the galaxy, run by the most Illusive Man (ba-dum-ching) in the entire Mass Effect world.

They can resurrect the dead, Rebuild and Vamp up a secret federal prototype ship, and even get access to top secret information first.

They have nifty uniforms made from the finest fabric they could buy that slip off easy for those quick trysts in the captain's quarters!

Ever wonder why Cerberus doesn't have flags against fraternization? ;)

[mrservbot]

@DominationVideos a great risk....but the prize

[TheReaITooney]

@DominationVideos it's a leather long sleeve

[ioannisdenton]

@DominationVideos actually it is a mass effect field generated armor. it is not stiff and at the same time it is. it is all about the current. with a possitive current mass is increased, with a negative current mass is decreased.

[stalin753]

@ioannisdenton bitch got owned. WITH SCIENCE

[merksperk2]

@DominationVideos

Black people are very slick.

[PedobearKuma]

@DominationVideos It's a special suit so when the battle gets tough, he can take off his shirt and show off his awesome abs to inspire his squadmates...

[xtea1]

SHEPARD DO I SMELL SUM FRIED CHIKIN

[ColeVecsion]

Allright, i'll give Jacob credit, he's the physique of a bronze god lol, does make this persons bland shepard look worse by comparison

[eminemutz]

why is he kissing her costume?

[elrapido5150]

Hey Shepard, why the long face?

[AmazingCharles]

Once you go black...

[JaCalsGal]

@AmazingCharles Lmao these comments are killing me....

[DJCooL4]

GOD DAMN!!!!!! O.O

[MysteryChocolate]

Ooo baby, Jacob's body is hawt. =)

[namemykill]

BUT THE PRIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bandman232]

Jeez he's ripped. *looks jealous*

[DJCooL4]

@bandman232 LMAO THATS WHAT I SAID

[Vestalla345]

that is ONE HELL OF A GGROUP OF HOT PIXELS JACOB!

[spartanaman44]

yay 1st sorry:D