Just because we're gay, doesn't mean we like you.

[KyleesLovable]

This made me laugh, was i supposed to laugh? "if you cough on you, you'll be gay oh no!"

[monkeythelamar]

I'm sorry I honestly thought you were a little boy until you said you were a girl

[ea32nine]

No effense but u go Asian

[fookinator10]

im afraid of you because i dont know whether to say hello sir or mam

[brat100001]

I agree with you, I have a lesbian friend, and I know she likes me because she has told me many times. But, just because she likes girls doesn't mean I should avoid her. Some people just don't realise how ignorant that way of thinking is.

[tjlopez0946]

whats wrong with black people you say? well lets put it this way all three of them are lazy, they steal, they are not worth their salt. i would rather much have real aliens than having to learn how to speak ebonics, spanish, or money grubbing (jew talk). i dont like thai's or Vietnamese they freak me out, not scare me. but just freak me out (total difference). having pacific islanders around makes regular people like me fat and lazy. oh dont push your gay agenda on me.

[BADBOY102100]

so i doses mater if your gay or not who gives a fuck

[SamWangLuvsYou]

those religious ppl, espescially the christians, isn't there a place in the bible where you should loe and respect everyone despite their "sin" you guys claim is a "sin" ?? i know in this church i had to attend they mention something about that. SO WHY THE HELL YOU SO "HOLLY IM A GOOD PERSON" christians diss people because you think they sinned? ..its dumb e.e (i probably just sound retarded becausemy facts aren't exactly straight this was two years ago when i heard it) but ...NICE VID :D EUGE

[myAngelZelda]

LOL your so funny!!!!!!!! BTW i wish i had hair like you my family wont let me cut it like that.

[HellGirl646]

hahahaha agreed though

[kuma7396]

yee, we have standard XD

[FortinBrown]

You don't like me? I thought gay people loved everyone...

[apple4766]

@FortinBrown no thats Canadians :)

[NekroLovesCel]

Why the Hell are some of you religious Homophobic freaks watching these videos and hate commenting, is that what your religion teaches you? You are the truly sick ones. Seems like religion mostly creates paranoia, close mindedness and hate.

[pokeeuge]

@NekroLovesCel That is exactly what I've been thinking about for so long LOL. Perfectly worded.

[NekroLovesCel]

@pokeeuge You thought it and I typed it, it's usually what I always think when they go on gay related vids or ones relating to Satanism and what not, haha~ Thx for the reply Hon! ^-^v <3

[ana4541y]

My friend told me and a group of friends she was bi and told us she wasnt attracted to us so we shouldnt worry -_- yes I was offended + I kind of knew already

[MultiYellowSocks]

I know homosexuality is wrong and not normal BUT I can't really do anything about it can I? People have their own target about who they want to grind on and hump. I wish there are more people like you; smart and inteligent because to be honest I cannot take anymore of this world that's filled with dumb and stupid people.

[ShinySmileProduction]

HAHA! I love this video!

<3

[XxitachiplaytoyxX]

Lol used that line on my bff when I told her I was gay...Is it weird that she suddenly got offended and asked me why the hell I didn't like her considering the fact she's a homophobe???

[PaperDragon3OO]

@XxitachiplaytoyxX most homophobes are also hypocrites

[yurikomuro]

Allah be my witness, he shall strike the gayness in thee with the powerful waves of suicide bombers to cleanse the moral decay of the West.

[RelieLs]

This vid is great :) good to see that I'm not the only person on earth who thinks like this. Btw, whats your name? You're cute, great vid ;)

[helprabbitchannel]

you know in our school alot of tomboys are looking for perty girls so that they get in ralyships so its is normal for as in uae and you know girls in our school thry get crazy in to the tomboy + my school is all girls + in uae and i think it is noraml

[LoversAsian]

dear what your name?

[xaznboixd]

I never got something, why are UGLY ASS MEN homophobic?

[KerbecsBlader100]

HOLY S***!!!!! It's contagious????!!!!!!!!!! No just kidding, now that you told me this, I think a homosexual boy at school likes me o_O o_O

[DuuhPabo]

Omq. This videoo! :') 

[Duwbdjlashfo]

LOL nice one im kind of a tomboy but im straight(i tink i am) but theres this time when my fren tot im a les then she freaked out and stuff i shudv said smething like that " even if im les i hv standards u noe"XD

[tjlopez0946]

gay is a disease.....okay more like you choose to be gay. And its because of your sickness that my dog is gay.

[pokeeuge]

@tjlopez0946 YOU'RE WELCOME *cough* buddy *cough*. Hope you're gay too.

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@tjlopez0946 How is it a disease? Gay people can be the bestest of friends!

[tjlopez0946]

@Ticothesquirrel1 please dont start an argument with me. i am allowed to have my own opinion that is outside the Gay agenda. I hate queers, homos, fags, and dykes, and i really really really hate jews, blacks, mexicans, certain types of asians, and heavy pacific islanders.

just get over it.

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@tjlopez0946 Woah. RACISM IN THE QUART!

[tjlopez0946]

@Ticothesquirrel1 of course its racism. what else would it be? I'm racist, sexist, but i'm not homophobic. there's nothing really scary about gay people except that they want us to accept their sick disease

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@tjlopez0946 I'm not gay, racist or sexist. It's not a disease. If they want to be gay, let them. It's not hurting you or me. Also. What's wrong with Blacks, Jews, and Mexicans? They are people, not Aliens. Also, I find I funny you only like some Asians, but not all. And you only hate heavy pacific islanders. What is the difference between heavy and fat? It doesn't change personality. Just because you are a white person, doesn't make ou the better person.

[sleepyresident]

nevermind just found out ur a girl

[sleepyresident]

r u a girl or boy because i write your tomboy video but im not sure anymore funny video

[sleepyresident]

r u a girl or boy because i write your tomboy video but im not sure anymore

[megaAsoo1]

yeah that's hell right and i really hate it keke girls always thik this way

[Chaindoggie]

Hahaha, inorite. ~ Someone I used to know learned I was into men. He was like "So, you don't want to fuck -me-, right?" .. Half sardonically of course. I was like, "No, I only want to fuck hot guys O=" .... I think it damaged his ego a little bit :(

Anyway, my point is; people really need to stop living like they're still in high school.

[pokeeuge]

@Chaindoggie HA beautiful response. Absolutely beautiful :P

[arigatogozaimasu382]

I just LOVE this video! you've said exactly what i think! awesome :3

[ninjawesome1]

Continued: And I totally get what you're saying with standards, not every girl in the building is going to be you're type. People, including gay people(i kno! OMG, right, world?!), have standards and types and things that they look for in other people.

[ninjawesome1]

Exactly, I've been saying this forever! A friend of mine at school is gay, and girls are uncomfortable around her like she is just lusting over any female organism, so they avoid her like if they walk near her she's going to check them out or something. It's the same as if a girl were friends with a bunch of guys, I mean, I'm friends with guys and I am definitely not attracted to them all.

[misszoelikesyou]

your so cute :}

[TheBlackmentos94]

Awesome, I agree and have experienced what you're refering too. For some strange reason some girls at my school became afraid of me. And for the most part I couldn't give a fuck because the ones that freaked out the most I'd never liked. They were assholes.

I was like "you think I like YOU?!!?" Hell, I couldn't believe they'd think that.

It's not like straight girls hit on every guy that walks by. it's the same thing...and usually we tend to go for people who are sexually compatible....-_-

[scarletmaknae]

ur totally rite~i hve a frewn tat is ta same sex as me n she is um....HOMOSEXUAL....but im fine wif it,peeps in my sch all hate hr cuz she's lesbian,i mean wats wrong wif tat??she's nt a disease or a kinda flu,rite?!OMG peeps nwadays r MEAN TO TA BONE!!

[dtrez09]

"excuse me but i have standards." that line is brilliant.

[asianlover8081]

omg lol i had to do that standards thing with some of my girl friends cause i told them i was bi

now they dont hug me "/

[SLIDINGgun]

So are u a lesbian

[VanillaCupcakez4you]

I've got a friend, she told me that she is bi. I was totally cool with it, until she started to always wanting to be too close and kiss me on my cheeks... She also jokes around about that she is having a crush on me. I need personal space, and it's okay that we are friends..But im not a skinship person when it comes to friends. What do I tell her without hurting her or being rude?

[pokeeuge]

@VanillaCupcakez4you 'I love you as a friend, but personally speaking, the kisses on the cheek and all really make me feel uncomfortable."

[VanillaCupcakez4you]

@pokeeuge

Thank you. I love your video's btw. You are a really cool person.

[MrKnucklez1000]

@VanillaCupcakez4you if i had a girlfriend who was bi i would love that one of many reasons. 1) group gang bang with many girls and one boy

[VanillaCupcakez4you]

@MrKnucklez1000

well, thats you.

[TheEpicFayulz]

Honestly I'm a guy and I think ur pretty

[internalfire96]

Hey I'm not gay but I have gay friends, lesbian friends,atheist, bi,Muslim,Jewish,budist,... The list goes on but there still my friends and I'm a Christian, so.....big whoop (anything that's spelled wrong I apologize)

[SkillzaShotz]

your amazing

[kattkaulitzz95]

Haha yur mad funny I thought u were a guy at first lol

[Mzski]

This guy is gayer than ChristianUtuber

[pokeeuge]

@Mzski Well, I'm happy and admittedly gay, so yes, I think that would warrant that fact that I'm gayer than ChristianUtuber.

I'm glad you realize that.

[vampirebeast01]

LOL"we cough on u and u become gay!!O.o" If I ever said any of what u said to my friends(the whole standards thing)they would be seriously hurt cuz I've been the one to cheer them up when they've been dumped and told them they were pretty.now if I told them they weren't up to my standards they would like slap me and go to ultimate depression -3- is there a plan b on this please?

[pokeeuge]

@vampirebeast01 Just tell them you're gay and you have different tastes. lol

[pan360]

mm i dont think what u say is true cuz my friend is a lesbian and im not scared of her i have alot of friends and if he or she is your friend what the heck those it matters to his or her orientations for me friends are friends so i dnt care wt ppl say

[mlor023]

LOL!!! Hilarious and true about some people.

[adoyable02]

ur cool !!! ^_^

[EunFox]

excuse me but..i have...standards xD lol thats how i was with this chick at work. she found out bout me and was sooooo sure i was in love with her...it was like honey...no

[4lifeofcrips]

IF I FOUND OUT THAT MY FRIEND IS GAY I WILL PUCH HE IN THE FACE!

[xninjamasterx1]

@4lifeofcrips Grow up man,I'm straight,n I see nothing wrong w/anyone bein gay.Think about it this way, you being straight can be just as weird to a gay person as being gay is to u. If its that u disapprove of homosexuality because it's not "normal", well, things change man.If it's cause "god hates homosexuals",isn't it within your belief not to discriminate? If you love someone you know is gay, & u seriously believe they r goin to hell n ur worried,thats different.But out of hate is just wrong.

[4lifeofcrips]

@xninjamasterx1 Fuck you Fagget

[xninjamasterx1]

@4lifeofcrips Spelled it wrong, hick.

[cbass119]

i cant tell if this is a boy or girl??

[thejavierlee]

can have somebody else translate....

not so pro n so poor

cant understand at all

[fech2666]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ok, I'm SOOOOO subscribing!! Yeah I totally hate it when that happens, or even worst, girls think they can be all touchy feely with you, just bcuz you're gay....=.=" I HAVE STANDARDS!

[potatootaku14]

we cough on you and you become gay.. oh my gaawwd! pfft shes funny.

[progirl2008]

Whenever anyone would ask me if I liked them, I would just tell them their not my type (which is true enough). One of my friends after hearing me say it for the 76th time asked me what my type was. She burst out laughing when I told I didn't have a type of girl, but I was a sucker for a gorgeous pair of eyes.

[theworldGodonlyknows]

I'm definitely scared of some of my girl friends... well the little i have. Whether they are straight or gay... they are always touchy and feel you up and kiss your cheeks -_- they are deprived i tell you and they want to take it out on me. It's a conspiracy ( i'm exaggerating) lol but other people joke around that i should be careful. This always happens with girls, can't i have a normal no invading my personal space friend?

[progirl2008]

@theworldGodonlyknows I know exactly what you mean. When I left home school to go to a public school everyone was so touchy feely *shivers* I absolutely hated to be touched and no one seemed to be able to take a hint so I was forced to get used to it. On the upside though I don't flinch anymore when I'm touched : )

[theworldGodonlyknows]

@progirl2008 Well i definitely told them to fuck off, for some reason you get more popular for being mean i'd advice myself if i was back to go back in time to politely refuse them xD. I'm glad i get along well with the opposite sex otherwise i would be a very empty person haha.

[juceexd]

AHAH ur so funny. :)

[HeyLookTheSunSmiled]

haha I love your response, "I'm sorry, I actually have standards..." xD Nice xD

[kristyleeolafson]

XD I loved how you explained it. As of right now i am unsure if im gay,straight or bi and i really don't think it matters. One of my friends is bi(or lesbian as of a few weeks ago O.o) and i get along with her fine. I mean i've noticed people giving her odd looks and talking about her because shes not straight. People think oh shes gonna hit on us because she likes girls or oh are you dating her cause shes les. Like wtf, we are best friends so what if shes les, I love her to death so get over it

[SpartanKratos001]

I dont see anyone has problems with lesbians in America, only the extremely religious ones, compare to gay men, like over 70% of Americans hate them. Sad truth.

[RachelNguyen0407]

=)) i laughed so hard at your IT'S OK,IT'S OK. =)) ROLF.You're so handsome and funny. :X

[TheRyan412]

I has a few friend who are Lesbian,

I consider myself is Bisexual and a Tomboy.

One of my Lesbian friends,, though that I secretly fall in love with her and her partner started to hate me.

And keep on confront me.

She did told me before, there are who and who fall in love with her..

Now she misunderstand me.

I told her NO and get scolded from her. OMG!! She Really a disgrace to Homosexual Group.

[NocturnalCutie]

Hahaha!

Yes!

You can either say that

or say "You're not my type, besides kissing you would be like kissing my sister Dx"

-cue gag noise-

I josh.

Your way is the best. Not as mean.

[BioIII]

they abandoned me, nice meeting you but I cried.

[robbob1866]

I use to deliver in the Toronto gaybourhood (Biggest Pride parade in the world, baby!), and for a time I was training this guy that was so terrified every time we were down there, like he was going to be gang raped, or magically turn gay, or maybe he thought some leather boy was going to walk up to him, grab his ass and give him a big wet kiss. He was very funny to watch, I got a lot of laughs from that guy

[pokeeuge]

@robbob1866 I always LOVE watching those people. It's the BEST. :D

[midnull]

lol standards

[XJin13]

If you are a straight guy , it does not mean that you like all girl. It is same thing for guys people.

[MissIkshoo]

I had noticed that one of my friend might be a lesbian but I didn't say anything because I wanted her to be just who she was in her own time, any time. She told me that she was a lesbian last year and I never assumed she liked me or anything. We both are tomboys however different from one another, but others assume we're together because of that. Sometimes we pretend to be a couple just to mess with those people :P keeekeee people need to relax and stop jumping on assumptions so stereotypically.

[pokeeuge]

@MissIkshoo Good for you :] and ME AND MY FRIEND DO THAT TOO LOL HAHAHA it's so hilarious :P

[Xxpetrandr007xX]

but you don't have to be gay to be tomboy, right? i mean, you can dress like a guy and talk like one even if your straight?

[pokeeuge]

@Xxpetrandr007xX You don't have to be anything to be anything.

[wolfishbeast]

Normally girls who are close minded and think that way are not my type at all. Yuck.

[detty223]

excuse me, but... I have standards. XD okay, okay, i know this is a serious topic but that just rocked my socks. XD

but i totally agree. gosh, gay/lesbian/bi or whatever, the only difference is: who they like. i mean seriously, it's not like estrogen and testosterone were just switched or something. =_=

[MCchuster]

Usually i just ignore girls so they don't think I'm hitting on them. I'm too tired to try to hit on girls. I train 6 days a week and in school. Who got time to go buy girls stuffs. I rather buy me stuffs lol.

[orenjiorange1995]

you're funny =))))

[matoisan]

ahaha I really know what youre talkin about...

my 'friends' became awkward too

when they found out...

and I just thought oh my god dont you have a mirror at home ???? -.-

but I think maybe these ones who think you fell forem

only think this because they would like it

ah sorry for bad english TT_TT

[yellow9911]

so true just because we're gay doesn't mean that we hit on every girl we see. GEES!

[kassieisawalrus]

Totally random, but your face looks smooth!

But I totally agree.

I'm straight by the way, but I hate how people thing that if someone is gay or a lesbian that they automatically want them.

Total lies, they should watch this if they don't believe me.

[pokeeuge]

@kassieisawalrus Lol my face has its rough spots some times but overall it's...rather unnaturally smooth D:

But anyways, thanks for agreeing X]

[kassieisawalrus]

@pokeeuge You are very welcome. :D

[stefi0016]

they thik that it's like a disease to be gay 

[PaahDakota]

oh that's so true! Several "friends" of mine, moved away from me because of it ... And all for fear, you know? They were like ... OH MY GOD! run or we turn gay too ... Oh come on ¬ ¬ 'if these people had the least possible intelligence in the brain would understand that just because you share such a secret with someone is not because you want sex or get that person... fucking hell.

[guanjon]

My problem is, I am so attractive that I can't have gay friends cause all gay men want to do me in my ass. You're pretty cute though. I'd like to try cure you sometime with my behemoth member.

[pokeeuge]

@guanjon HA HA HA HA HA thanks but no thanks. I don't need a cure, though the world does need a cure from people like you.

[UniQUeFaN4eVeR]

lol seriously dude some girls are stupid to think that way ;p

there's a girl in my school thinks that i like her and she told the whole school !

stupid bitch :)

[nimacakes]

:D you are adorable!

[RuthlessAranha]

Exactly, stupid girls always think I like them..like.."bitch, you aint that lucky." lol

[pokeeuge]

@RuthlessAranha HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA i just love how you said that hahaha

[RuthlessAranha]

@pokeeuge (:

[Boxerman2142]

@RuthlessAranha I CAN SO RELATE!!!

[1zheeen0]

big F.U who dislike this..!!!!!

[oxHURTxo]

LOL. So true. Two years ago I liked this one girl (I'm a girl) and it got sphread throughout the school that I was bi or lesbian. And people I thought were my "friends" would stop talking to me, and even this one girl I didn't even know told me not to talk to her and that she doesn't like me back. Remember, I've never talked to her. O_o

Yeah, every girl that year thought I wanted to go out with them/rape them.

[ahStarwok]

wow such a short video, not used to it being so short haha.

[Taiwangirl]

Well, a lot of people or all want to have sex with people that are attractive to them unless they're some super Christian and they're just lying to themselves BUT you're right, that doesn't mean we like everyone we want to fuck.

[TearsofOak]

@Taiwangirl i second on that XD

[TenzionX]

So like, I'm perfectly fine if my friends were bisexual/homosexual, or anyone for that matter. I just don't think it's right for people to judge one's choice. Iunno why, but I'm glad I was born and raised in Canada. We have a street called "Church Street" and there's a lot of homosexuals living there, and when there was a gay parade, it was the funnest event I've went to. They definitely know how to party!

[RobertWilfredFoxton]

You know; I always get people saying I'm scared of gay people all the time, because my friend chris DOES hit on me, and I just am creeped out because I dont think he's good enough looking for me x). It's very funny. :P

[plusliefan012]

.........those people are stupid then because

I have a friend who's gay and I'm not gay

I'm straight

Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay

But being gay isn't a disease

[BlackXMetalXTech]

something that makes me mad is when people say homosexuals should not be able to adapt kids because the child will be gay because of the environment the it will grow up in..... =[ ..... so what about the kids that grow up in straight parent homes and decide to be gay. also what is another gay person in anyone's community going to hurt.

[pamouraxi]

Made me laugh but definitely agree to the point you are making!

[Deathschild87]

xD it made me laugh =] but awesome point

[tranquilnightmares]

What are you talking about? Aren't all homosexuals sexual predators? I am anyway ;D

[ivycheang1995]

Imagine tho, ppl don't usually go around and promote their sexuality, so when a fd take the time to come up to you personally, and tell you he/she's gay, it sorta make sense, those who actually ask are truly... stupid(don't enjoy putting ppl down) I guess, but to suspect is not too overboard. I can understand it's really annoying, but they are not being crazy. I don't just tell ppl unless the situation require clarification on my sexuality. I don't tell, I answer. :)

[Zsombi55555]

o.O ... Infectious... lol!?!... Sometimes when I hear such things I wonder, is stupidity infectious also?.

[YumMiYoung]

PERFECT! This is just what I tried to explain a friend of me. Thank you!

[Alesanascreamokid]

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYY SOMEBODY MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS

FINALLY. THANKS EUGE.

[SignedWithAnEcks]

Oh yes, us lesbians just can't stop humping every strange woman we see on the street.

Thanks so much Euge, awesome video ^^

[trnjulcica]

ahahahaha niiice. good point too

[P0lKaD0tTV]

You're soooo awesome Euge :D I loved the whole standard thing in the end :D lmfao

[xlauraisonfire]

I kinda lost many of my friends when I told 'em I was gay for the reason unknown, but now I'd like to know what they would've done if I had said that standard-thing to some of them :'--)

And yeah, even when you're a straight girl, you won't like every guy you meet. Why there's so much ppl who don't realize that and it's kinda stupid. T___T

[MacLoona]

You are so wise.

I bow to you, xi fu pokeeuge.

[kneenok]

YOUR SARCASM IS SO FUNNY LOL, I love it.

[Lamerstu]

LOL at your comment box...THAT SHOULD BE QUOTED! STANDARDS BABY STANDARDS.

[HookshotHero]

Lol I've seen soooooooooooo many people assume that, and that's the reason why I think most people fear/disapprove of homosexuals but all it requires is a bit of logical thinking to clear up the misunderstanding. I guess they just can't make the connection from homosexuals to heterosexuals in that they both have standards...

Ignorance -_-;;

[truevoiceofsanity]

I like your response, its pretty cool. "You just are not that hot my friend, sorry". For the record, my gay friend at work, was a very cool guy. He was a riot. I liked the guy a lot. ;).

[TearsofOak]

the store that i work at recently was recruiting new eployees, but because many people around the neighborhood know that our manager/boss is gay, we didn't get any new male recruits

[truevoiceofsanity]

@TearsofOak Lol, really? That's actually funny.

[truevoiceofsanity]

And in the guy's washroom at school, in university, there were peep holes in the stalls. Again, that is a very negative kind of behavior; some people actually used these lol. In general, if you respect other people, they will, unless they are total jerks, respect you. Now, that really isn't unique to being gay. Most girls don't like guys getting too "close" without permission either. And hey, gays can as u say be unattracted.

[truevoiceofsanity]

Well, it depends how a person finds out somebody is gay. I've met several people in my life who told me they were gay. As an ordinary human being, I accepted it. One guy looked guy and several of us were "suspicious". He was a great guy. I went out drinking with him one night after work. Another guy, came out by "accidentally touching me in the ***". He did it several times in the same day. I think its ok I stopped hanging out with him. That's not a respectful way to hit on somebody. ;).

[mo09hhjgyer]

lol you used the "H" word!? Just love it.

[Manmadeofsteel]

Stop at 0:36 LMAO

[Rhea277]

I completely agree! If you're heterosexual do you go for gay people? No! So why would gay people go for heterosexual people?

[TearsofOak]

@Rhea277 i think you may have missed the point...gay people may feel attracted towards straght people-you never know who you'll fall for, but the point is that no-one likes everyone

[Rhea277]

@TearsofOak Completely agree with you x)

I was just frustrated because at the moment I was thinking of how if anyone comes out anyone else that's their gender automatically thinks the person who just came out is in love with them :P

[wussupyall557]

Omg, I absolutely love this video. I totally dislike it when people assume that you like them just because you're gay. The reality is, most gay people do not go around liking every person of the same sex. They have higher standards because it means more to them to have someone that they truly love when the society has not fully accepted them. Also, it is likely that if a gay person comes out to you as a friend, they do not like you.

[Ookie221]

I just don't get why they can't see it the other way around too? In a hetero sense, just because you are a girl doesn't mean you like ALL the guys.... right?

Great point made =)

[Maneesa09]

Lol, you rock!

[JehCHi]

HAHAHAJSDFHJLAKSDHFLSAK. I LOVE YOU.

[survivewithlove]

i hate when people do that "-_- UGHHH.

Morons.

and im not even gay!lol

[truevoiceofsanity]

@survivewithlove As far as I know, I'm not gay either and I agree with you too.