monkey stealing chicken

[TheLordRockingham]

Something tells me that monkeys name is Darrell, and he's going next block down to jack some grape soda

[iNF4mOuSxMiKE]

lmfao. thats funny.

[LiloPelakai]

why didnt the chicken run? they're dumb but not that dumb.

while we're at questioning animals' motives, what did the monkey even want the chicken for?

[mtkindle2]

at 0:23 the monkey dropped the chicken hahahahahahaha

[theiphone809]

ahahahaha thats so funny

and what the monkey is going to do with the chicken lol

[PapaShango619]

jajaja lol just like a black guy!

[TheIkawatay]

I know hes not gonna cook that chicken!

[7GeorgeB1]

was i the only one who was bored and typed in "stealing a chicken"?

[johnnydeluxe77]

es ist alleine schon witzig weils nen affe ist affen sind immer witzig!

[2011GMusic]

@johnnydeluxe77 Ja denke ich auch :) sehr witzig!!!!!!!

[gr8rootbear]

KFC recuit

[nastynygg]

MONKEY: im gonna get u outa here k

CHIKEN: fuck yea man

MONEKY: first i gotta c if i can climb this wall

(monkey climbs the wall)

CHIKEN: PEACE!!!

[lehapankov]

that's what I call a well-trained monkey

[abakusek]

LOL the chicken is like: "WTF is going on!?" xD

[CrazyCannibalClown]

The monkey and the chicken are going on a road trip.

[qazzzie]

Chickens dont have any rights in this world

[same270]

does monkeys eat non veg???

[junkintrunk55]

@same270 Monkeys eat anything, including other monkeys. I have seen baboons kill and eat vervet babies. Monkeys can kill a farmers whole chicken coop in one night. Monkeys love insects, worms, and any meat they can kill or find. While chimps aren’t monkeys, they do hunt them. Monkeys have killed and ate chimp babies, but most the time, chimps will guard against them. They are a cowardly predator, preferring to kill animals that don’t fight back, I.E. Chickens.

[AronofskysKumo]

@junkintrunk55 Sounds pretty much like a human, that what you're talking about.

[junkintrunk55]

@AronofskysKumo The other thing that is similar is that farmers take old candy and sugar and leave it out. The monkeys will leave the crops alone and eat the sugar until they die. It turns their insides black from the massive amount of sugar they ingest. Kind of like the desert bar in the buffet.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Just like the legend of Zelda.

[humbertojimmy]

Does anyone know if PETA will be moving a complaint on that monkey?

[touche444]

Chicken fucker!

[Ihatemonkeys666]

These damm things steal anything. I have found one good use for them. If you hook them right, through the neck and out the nose, they make good shark bait. They splash a lot, attracting sharks. For the smaller fish, barrcuda etc. I use the babies. They can last up to an hour before they drown.

I have a lot of sharks near. They follow the boat now expecting a monkey or baboon treat. My boat has slick sides so they can't climb back in.

[SeatheMonster]

@Ihatemonkeys666

go to hell

[SeatheMonster]

@Ihatemonkeys666

As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seeds of murder and pain cannot reap the joy of love.

—Pythagoras

Your life is pathetic.

[Ihatemonkeys666]

@SeatheMonster Perhaps you think it is, and do you wonder what your opinion means to me? less.

I have my own private research center/labs. I have my own private islands. I have enough cash that I do not have to ask any one for any thing.

You do nothing to me but give me something to laugh about. I have had more than an unemployed Philosophy major bore me.

I will take a baby macaque and skin his right arm and shoulder for you.

Hope it puts your influence in perspective for you.

[SeatheMonster]

@Ihatemonkeys666

Money does not make your life more or less pathetic, I could care less if you were the richest of them all. I'd skin your entire body for that baby macaque. Tell me, What do you contribute to the world? Do you believe what you do is actually worth more than the survival of nature? Or maybe its just in your nature to be self centered. Hogging up all your land and buildings and labeling them private. That just makes you a parasite.

[SeatheMonster]

@Ihatemonkeys666

Money does not make your life more or less pathetic, I could care less if you were the richest of them all. I'd skin your entire body for that baby macaque. Tell me, What do you contribute to the world? Do you believe what you do is actually worth more than the survival of nature? Or maybe its just in your nature to be self centered. Hogging up all your land and buildings and labeling them private. That just makes you a parasite.

[MrNewcaledonia]

@SeatheMonster I'd skin you for skinning him...

[kirbyfan600]

undeniable PROOF black people came from monkeys :D

[katosteen]

what you do'nt get to see is the monkey eating that chicken........

[AlexLuts]

The chicken has stockholm syndrome.

[6robyc]

...Doesn't this happen at KFC?

I kid I kid..or am I?

[laitela01]

@6robyc You're right... The title is pretty ambiguous

[krenocheng]

i believe the chicken was tied down

[x3spikeyshadowx3]

RUN chicken RUN!!!!!!

[Frusciante2009]

changos secuestradores :)

[abrhamlee]

i swear he saved the chicken ass

[abrhamlee]

hahahahahah that is so funny. wtf is wrong with that monkey he dropped th chicken 2 times

[Ludsy2001]

I loathe monkeys!

[alibunxious17]

When I first read the title, I thought it was, "Monkey stealing Children," not chicken, LOL!!

[lurch1ful]

@anomoly112  awesome reference. I love that episode.

[fivedollerfootlong]

The monkey saved the chicken from the slaughter house.

[jefftherealdrunk]

hehe.. ibet he gonna fry dat muffugga up!

[Narutony16]

Lmao Abu is stealing food for his master Aladin.

[65c]

what the fuck is wrong with that chicken???

[lolagirl888]

o wow.. know i know why my brother says he is a chiken and all chickens hate monkeye's ... That is Funny :)

[sniperzz1000]

i like your slideshow!

[Electrodeposit]

Nice slideshow

[dbacko]

2 frames a second. Bravo upload.

[Terwayne15]

Monkey::: Ill Help U Get a cross This GATE- COMON!!!!!! Chicken::: SHOW ME YOUR MOVeS!!

[alasdairgillis]

this video licks donkey nuts

[NtlgntNrg]

gonna make a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise

[TrueBlueJMS]

Bad African-American!

[AskYoMommaBoutMe]

You need attention that bad? Only from the safety of mommas computer huh?

[honeyhued08]

Dang... everything lovess chicken. lol!

Least he didn't have to pay for it at KFC.

[Trinitysx]

look how the monkey looks around etc...

what human race is it acting like lol .........

[askaninjafan]

all of them?

[AskYoMommaBoutMe]

Trinitysx...cmon man. I know the jokes get better than this..dont you hate it when you crack a stupid joke and noone laughs but yourself? "lol?"

[DragonKid562]

lol,i saw ur commet to my cusin forest girl and u said cute hair well she used bandstory mix up the hair LOL!!

[sk8terjoe98]

Guys don't be surprised when they find out on the discovery channel of a "Chickmonkey" species.

[zerg1hydralisk]

Damn perverted monkey... can't get a female monkey and wanna screw that poor chiken...

[PrawdaUnia]

Hahahahaha

[ashman3000]

hahaha! cant beleive that monkey actually stole a chicken, whats he planning to do with it?

[justin8448]

eat it, its a baboon.

[sheky24]

What the FUUCK

[chadsexinton]

RUN U STUPID FOWL.

[boitoy5]

monkey says UR GONNA BE MAH BITCH

[Santalady101]

that poor poor chicken...

[billybandit]

Hahaha! Why?! How... why?!

[AppleRager]

ROFL

[greentigger77]

omg i luv it when the chicken fell out

[tiamtheelf]

میمون خارکسده

hahaha

[andyjay729]

Monkeys are ALWAYS funny.

[Paulinamori]

0:6 Lol, hypnotized hen XDD!

[ThatStephxx]

wtff

[midnight1x]

they gonna make some sweet monkey loveeee

[tarydium]

i hate monkeys

[DeenMoriarty]

What the hell?

[Se7eN780]

lol

[mARK5000100]

Chicken: I can't climb that you fool, I've got no arms......ahhh not the wings, not the wings! Take my my legs and for christs sake be gentle! Jeez, where do they find these guys? You pay peanuts and you get monkeys...

[uDie2Nit3]

omfg this owns i love monkeys

[Sonicku]

an animal stealin another aninal? LMAO FUCCKING HILARIOUSE

[TynanOtts]

no way

[usaready]

poor chicken & fucking monkey = a jew or a christian??? that's how they do it. Motherfuckers!

[M4rsu]

xD.

[Kinkyilu]

poor chicken :( .. sad end

[1nat2scoots3]

lolololol

[zapperxxx]

holy O_O!!!!! monkey stole my chicken ! XDDDD

[Lethys1]

YOUR chicken? What do you mean your chicken?? Its my chicken!!!!

[ampuan112]

the monkey raped the chicken man!!!

[dudesrave1]

the monkey was working as a spy to help the chicken jail break

[Kuzya3k]

monkeees Lol

[flemwad]

Why did the chicken cross the fence?

[holsisyolswa]

the are working together.

why would you say STEALING?

[rapperjames]

the monkey saved the chicken from kfc

[pokemasta5]

so the monkey can eat it all to itself

[superiii2002]

so monkey eat chicken? or just play with it...

[mani5600]

Kukri Choor !

[Independantfellow]

why didn't the chicken fight back, or at least act more agitated.

[Liam0125]

ROFL you cant get better than this,.

[heretowatchvid]

the monkey can simply claw under the gate.

[cyberwolf2l2]

the helped the chicken to escape lol

[EmeljaOstolop]

ROFL

[Madmarlol]

Monkeys' are very strong, what it just did would be the equivlant of a human scaling up a vertical wall holding another person with 1 arm.

[MusicizmyLIFE411]

WAT WOULD A MONKEY WANT WITH A CHICKEN....

Thats a WHOLE NEW TYPE OF KIDNAPPING...its

poultry-napping!!!!lol

[Napalm0710]

The chicken is surprisingly cooperative throughout all this. It's just standing there while the monkey figures out how to climb the wall.

Maybe that's all a part of it's plan... "First, I'll manipulate the monkey into helping me get on the other side of the wall. Then, once I'm over and I've disposed of the monkey, I'll take over the world! Muahahaha!"

[jizzy2sexi]

lmao

[KLRBAC]

@Napalm0710 lmao! funniest comment i heard today!! XD

[Tidfall1]

haha you truly made me laugh, that chicken was a master mind.

[MillNHS]

lol..this is one of the funniest things I have seen..Feel sorry for the chicken though...

[rangerowed3]

i wonder how monkeys taste like????????????

[orangestoneface]

taste like hiv aids

[terisk87]

i want a kill monkey fucking baboons.

[chuaailing]

OMG!!! i hope he doesnt eats it

[LikaLaruku]

Chimpanzies eat Columbine Monkies, so monkies might eat chickens.

[anahowana]

well, we eat chickens all the time, so it's not bad if the monkey decides to enjoy a tasty chicken dish once a year..

[Anomaly112]

1. Figure out how to scale wall.

2. Grab chicken and climb wall.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!!

[itaibh1]

it cracks me how he simply grab her and try to kidnap her XD and when she get free he holds her from her legs so the bitch won't run XDDDD

[PETZ95]

omg im laughing so hard i might die the chicken was dropped once then the monkey dropped him over the other side of the fence

[praling]

hooly shit its dem monkeys been makin off with the livestock

[ManguSuLover]

poor chicken

[littlegrassdragon]

lmao

[Blaze1071]

Will the monkey eat the chicken? Why the fuck does the monkey want the chicken?

[SqueegeeDoodle]

I think monkeys eat raw meat occasionally.

[xblackspot]

they're in love :D  romeo and julia ;)

[Jackxlover]

LOL!!!!1 That monkey has got some skill!!

[leobdope]

juz punks the chicken lol!!!

[bigballerboi]

wow that monkey is soo badass!

[Somai82]

motherfucking pimp

[lolaki7]

hahahaha so funny

[marek0086]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[PollyPocketHater432]

wholy crap, if i was the chicken i would peck at his eyes! Friken weird!

[Hamsori]

XD

Awesome!

Monkeys rule!!!

[cire286]

*yes i got the chicken....oh no the spotted me on camera!i gotta run,COME ON LITTLE CHICKEN.STUPID DOOR WONT OPEN....guess i gotta climb over it mehehehehe

[8thtimeivedonethis]

lol what is he going to do wit that chicken?!?!

[Gnomers]

guess

[jayarblue]

now THAT is what it means to choke the chicken lol

[Luicfer0999]

lol?

[melodicgales]

haha Fucking thiveing monkey LMAO

[fergimonkey]

OMG poor chicken!

[CBstyle1]

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[EmpyrealWraith]

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[monkeyfreak96]

"PROPERTY OF MONKEY"

[K4teBennett]

"I own you now."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L theiving little monky

lmao

[yoopieceofcrap]

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[ghostteam12]

omg sooo funny !!what would he have done with chicken??couldent stop laughing!!!

[BRBMrSoul]

that monkey is my hero

[123dude789]

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[AIRRAID1]

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[SeaM0nster420]

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[djdskate]

LMFAO!

[approvalmanager]

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