Eddie Murphy "Its a man thing" stand up comedy

[Aprinsa]

he couldn't tell a funny joke to save his life

[nb6918]

sounds like them Black eyed peas.

[MDethfan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH1



[GRaVITY2DX]

this sounds like its been filtered thru morph vox o0

[LucarFox]

TOOOOBZ

[TheDippaDappa]

autotune?

[theman2017inc]

born April 3rd 1961 which makes Mr Murphy 50 years old TODAY...

Happy 50th Birthday Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tavis15ify]

AUTOTUNE

[marleonetti5]

All women have the potential to be whores. And there is always at least one male friend of thier husband or boyfriend that they would have sex with if they could get away with it.

[P0oDoll]

@marleonetti5 just like all men do.

[Sekelani]

Brilliant

[sethd14]

domo arigato mr. robato!!!!

[MrNaisuGai]

@sethd14 Funny!!!

[anonimystro12345]

This video sounds like it was autotuned.

[GetFamousDesignsII]

sample rate is so bad as if he put 2 flangers and phasers on top of the sound :S

[TheRealTrampMan]

so do i

[zacharyljkja]

he is the funniest comedian actor

[MrRedFredSaid]

Eddie Murphy is a guy? That purple leather suit he's wearing suggests he's a chick. I'm just saying. Really, can't stand this obnoxious, unfunny piece of shit.

[Bigkahkistan]

Lots of men don't fool around, they're just the ones who aren't smooth enough with women to do it. Those types of men will consider themselves lucky to land even one woman and be content with that.

[AndyJackson1776]

@Bigkahkistan haha, bullllllshiiiiit. it's called not being a scumbag. no one deserves to be cheated on. if you're going to be in a committed relationship you either stick with it 100% or not at all. if you can't understand that then you're still a boy with some growing up to do, no matter how old you may be. fall in love with a woman and then have her cheat on you. it's one of the worse feelings in the world. wonder why so many men in the can kill their spouses? that feeling drives them to it.

[Bigkahkistan]

@AndyJackson1776 I never said anything about "ethics" or "deserves" or "what should be". Just stating facts.

[leep123321]

I'm tired of comedians making men out to be cheating dogs. Maybe this held true in the early 80's but women cheat just as much as men if not more today.

[saponumberone]

@leep123321 women used to be the biggest cheaters!!!! you ever hear of "the rule of thimb" ? that was that you can legaly whoop you woman with a stick no thicker than you thomb!!!! cuz women used to cheat back in those times!!! they used to stone women to death to for cheating!!!

[pblomgren]

@leep123321 Yeah... who do you suppose men cheat with? Thats right! Women.. It takes two to tango.

[TupacX2Pak]

@leep123321 You probably shouldn't take stand up comedy as serious...

[oskarkarrera]

@leep123321 YES SIR, WOMEN ARE BECOMING CARELESS BITCHES

[bradysiemensuper]

@leep123321 It was fuckfest '87 at the time.... everybody was fucking everybody.

[Bugsybear2]

And I actually thought that this was funny at the time................

[PizmoBeach1]

As much as I hate to admit it, he's right about men fooling around. RARELY an exception to that. I don't buy into the whole 'men can't help it' as an excuse or anything though. If you think I'm wrong- I think you're kidding yourselves. Sorry.

[masterdeviance1985]

This guy hasn't been funny in 20 years. Time for this fuckin bore to make Doctor Doolittle 6...

[0sAndOnes]

E.Murphy=SNITCH

[TrandomnesstwO]

Roboticness.

[imagesfromLA]

It's just jokes.

[edbern007]

Eddie Murphy should speak for himself..he feels because he does not have self control no other man has. there are many men out there who are faithful..its a shame

[yellabonej24]

he needs to go back to his old comedy raw ways just once he hasn't done movie like vampire in brooklyn, nutty professor, harlem nights,raw in a long ass the only good movie hes done is norbit thats it

[poptheclock94]

um no?. thats probably the worst.

nutty prof. was the best.

[yellabonej24]

umm no norbit was the number 1 movie in america and was one of best films hes done in a while then after that movies like meet dave and imagine that bombed

[TreblePop]

In the info sidebar, the guy who posted this video says that Murphy later apologized for some of the vicious anti-gay bigotry in his stand up routines.

I've read this before, but I never actually heard or saw him apologize. I read the he mumbled about having been young at the time.

He gives money to AIDS charities, they say....but AIDS isn't just a gay issue. It affects the African American community too. So does anyone know when he apologized & what he actually said?

[SwapMeetFlea]

He commented in Playboy about his anti-gay comments just being part of his act and said something like, " F*ck whoever you feel like f*cking."

[TreblePop]

@swapmeetflea -

That falls far short of an apology, and it's really not good enough. If someone did a routine where they did the same sort of riff on any other group besides gay people, it wouldn't have been ok. The fact that it's been re-released, and that people still find it amusing is pretty messed up.

[SwapMeetFlea]

@TreblePop

I agree. I was just answering your question.

[TreblePop]

@swapmeet -

THANKS! I rarely get agreement on the topic of gay-bashing comics.

[nicce1982]

0,50 --> he cockblocked the whole place with that line... :D lo

[iluvselenagomez100]

funny

[toxic103]

it has a weird noise

[chelxeaty]

his jacket looks like thriller in purple lol

[RvE1985]

ithere is a point what he make

[zachewoldt]

Funny but the quality of the video is shit even the sound

[raffums99]

wow he was a pimp now hes a pg movie star

[raffums99]

wow he was a pimp

[gfish7031]

I didnt spend all my money fo this Mutha Fucka!

[1234sss]

nice flanger, what vst do you use?

[butfullfutbol14]

ed..shut the fuk up man..take dis vid. off

hahahaha funy/tru shit thooo...

[berra2002]

it sounds like he talk in a can

[kikasse]

2:21 LMAO creepy..

[sagat4]

voice qaulity is very poor; cud have done better

[barrongirlsllc]

Baby, what can I do to make you forgive me? If you'll get your GED, I'll go back to school and get my Masters degree. I'll do anything, if you'll take me back!!! You can even date others. Just please stay with me sometimes. I miss your touch and your huge d--k.

[barrongirlsllc]

Are you with your Mama, like you said you was?

[dukenukedme]

eddie always said he might return to stand up we can only hope and what the fuck is that noise

[nahim1989]

BHC 4 is his last movie. He is coming to standup. he said that in an interview :D

[ExtraStripe]

Link?

[notfunni]

ya i heard that too but its been 5 months since you wrote that! i saw him once at the comedy store he was just hanging out maybe a comeback maybe not

[barrongirlsllc]

This is an embarrassment to my generation. If men are like Eddie Murphy tells us they are, we're fucking doomed. Maybe we are. He think he cute.

[Andyxiko]

cant see why..

its pretty obvious, a man is only faithfull as how manny options he has..its more than just social its genetic

[EnterNeverIand]

No, it isn't genetic. And you have no proof that it is.

[Berlitz777]

Get a life you over the hill, no dick havin dried up cunt.

No wonder your tag name is Barrongirl. Your refering to your dried up pussy.

[barrongirlsllc]

You're right, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. Please take me back. My blood vessels have obviously constricted to my brain and to my cunt. You're too good for me. But I'll try to make it up to you, if you'll just take me back.

[barrongirlsllc]

I waited all day for your call. Are you mad at me? Why haven't you called? Are you available on Tuesdays? I have class on Mon-Wed=Fri. On Thurs. I cleanse my colon. But I have time for you on Tuesday. Why can't we be friends?

[barrongirlsllc]

Did you get holed up again you mutha f'er? I told you to be discreet. But ya wouldn listen to me. Well f'ya. I new the cops was gonna hall ya in. I can't wait for our conjacal visit. I miss you. XXOO

[XcoldazzzX]

Fuck off.

[Granspejuis]

is it just me or do i hear a toilety noise in this video?

[joseneid]

@Granspejuis

whats in YOUR toilet?

[Granspejuis]

@joseneid if you don't listen to eddie it sounds like a toilet room noise...

[dfl4701]

I wish Eddie would go on another tour using the same language... Ever since Bill Cosby called him he has cleaned it up and his movies have sucked and stuff...

[dfl4701]

hahahahahahaha

[Mrster]

Robot Eddie Murphy!

[makubaa]

hahaha, he is so funny !

love you eddie

[sirchocolate1160]

hello makubaa,i"m new to this love to surf always online,once home from work after i get settle like to surf the net games music now to try and meet a few fun and exciting people or person!hollar looking forward

[makubaa]

.....?

[ImaMCL]

Who is that Crazy Son of a bitch?

[makubaa]

fuck you, he is THA MAN.

[ImaMCL]

Noooo. I meant Sir chocolate, GOSH

[makubaa]

ooh, haha how da fuck should I know .. :S

[ImaMCL]

Well, if I knew that. I'd uhm, know stuff that I didn't know before? Woops,

[makubaa]

what ?:S

[ImaMCL]

Uh, uhm, uh. I dunno, I think I had a little to drink. And to look like I'm actually talking about this. MAN THIS GUYS A CRACK UP! Like, Actually

[JayLady763]

lmao but carlos mencia say that you can do anything to a man's nuts and he'll like it! Comedy conflict

^_^

[hanyou7]

All men are dogs, we are just good dogs or bad dogs

[sher666]

best preach ever!!

[sndlwd]

then he gets scary spice pregnant

[Jiberaaa]

so true.....

[terrorz0512]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooool