The spycrab is known to demonstrate strong territorial behavior. Upon intrusion of its territory, the spycrab will react quickly and aggressively by positioning itself onto the invaders head, followed by a deadly strike from behind. Little is known about the spycrab, the creature possesses the ability to cloak itself at any given time, making it hard to observe the creature in its natural habitat. Most of what we know comes from spycrabs that wander from their territory in search of a new mate.
We get it, 500 characters exactly comments sounding pseudo intellectual are supposed to be funny, but suffer from the same flaws of overdrawn jokes. You see, by making a comment exceedingly long, you are effectively using up all of your character spaces, rendering them unusable. Do not forget to add unneeded redundancies, as making a statement once will likely go over the heads of commoners. I just realized your channel no longer exists, which means this message will not get to you, which is?
I sometimes use that technique on purpose, as in, jumping on people's heads, but it sometimes results in a failstab, as in, not backstabbing as intended.
Oh hey, it's ATF. I play on their server all the time.
SpenceIsAChef 1 month ago
HEADSTAB!!
omrimg 2 months ago
Nice xD
0CoolName0 2 months ago
Nice xD
0CoolName0 2 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS
4ss4ss1n4t0r 3 months ago
It's the latest spy sport: Medic Surfing
wynnefox 4 months ago 6
Head spy crap
kevinchui828 4 months ago
The spycrab is known to demonstrate strong territorial behavior. Upon intrusion of its territory, the spycrab will react quickly and aggressively by positioning itself onto the invaders head, followed by a deadly strike from behind. Little is known about the spycrab, the creature possesses the ability to cloak itself at any given time, making it hard to observe the creature in its natural habitat. Most of what we know comes from spycrabs that wander from their territory in search of a new mate.
ApocDevTeam 5 months ago 8
We get it, 500 characters exactly comments sounding pseudo intellectual are supposed to be funny, but suffer from the same flaws of overdrawn jokes. You see, by making a comment exceedingly long, you are effectively using up all of your character spaces, rendering them unusable. Do not forget to add unneeded redundancies, as making a statement once will likely go over the heads of commoners. I just realized your channel no longer exists, which means this message will not get to you, which is?
FinalLuigi 3 months ago
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mazemir1 6 months ago
Headcrap apply directly to the forehead.
Headcrap apply directly to the forehead.
Headcrap apply directly to the forehead.
Headcrap apply directly to the forehead.
dimitri1337 9 months ago 5
I thought you said over voice chat: Spy on your head!
ValeV008 10 months ago
And there we see the endangered headspy, unlike the spycrab the headspy attacks
TheSugargliderkid 11 months ago 12
OH MY GOD THERES A SPY IN MY OATMEAL!
kingjcare121 1 year ago
spylice?
joseluismata22 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Get of my Head Dummkopf!
TurkishGamer92 1 year ago
SPYCRABS !
keywc 1 year ago
hahahahaha spyfail
TheArmuxxx 1 year ago
watch for the spyhumpers gordan
ChinchillaLoveable 1 year ago
THAT SPY IS A SUPER MARIO BROTHERS ADDICT!
xXTheRealSonicXx 1 year ago 4
spycrab D:
santibowen 1 year ago
Silly spy , this is not Super Mario :)
kennu7776 1 year ago
That Hat is a spy!
Megaluigi93 1 year ago 4
is not mario!
TimGraupner 1 year ago
RLY? NO WAI
WORSHIPxCHAOS 1 year ago
SPY SAPPIN MY DUMKOPPF
Th3Fr33man 1 year ago
spy surfing very fun you get a free ride too and a free kill if you backstb em :)
dude6243 1 year ago
did you not hear? its the new extreame sport:spy walk
FALLOUTMADLAD 1 year ago
Yet another reason for medics not to be the last in a column :p
Nuthriz 1 year ago
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
Kilesfactor 1 year ago
Sorry spy, you cant kill people with your feet in this game . XD
phanteon11 1 year ago
Is this thing riding me?!
HandOfNephthys 1 year ago
THAT HAT IS A SPY!
Akumasama 1 year ago
Ummmm Von medic, theirs A SPY ONYOUR HEAD OMFG!!!!
BoyluvWOW 1 year ago
OMG OMG DUDE THERE IS A SPY CRAB ON YOUR HEAD!!
OMG OMG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
IM TRYING BUT IT MIGHT BITE
OMG OMG IS IT ANGRY?
NO IM NOT SURE..........OMG ITS MOVING SHOOT IT!
delmarman888 1 year ago
OH SHIT! JOCKEY ON MEH!
SKODWARDE253 1 year ago
Spycrab, apply directly to the forhead!
SilentxAssassinx09 1 year ago
that spy is 2 jockeys in a suit!
gmodlover7602 1 year ago 2
SPYCRAB!!!
CSBoY007 1 year ago
wait why would u jump and shoot a rocket theres no demomans O_o
MrFurryeye 1 year ago
@MrFurryeye What ever helps you get kills is the best plan they say.
JasonRushFilms 1 year ago
@MrFurryeye if you shoot em in the air it gives em more of a downwerds angle.
PLUS ITS FUN TO PRESS THE SPACE BAR
bombsquad204 1 year ago
WHAT OUT FOR THE HEADHUMPERS GORDON
ShadyParakoopa 1 year ago 4
IS THIS THING HUMPIN' ME?!
budbudding123456789 2 years ago 5
YEAH SPYHEADCRABS XD
theweird95 2 years ago 2
Watch out for the jockeys Medic!
coolpizzacook 2 years ago 7
You bastard! Watch before you shoot that poor innocent creature.
Dorkuo 2 years ago 5
That Guy Ragequited after 2 minutes dident he?
TF2DrAwesomePHD 2 years ago
Watch now as the spycrab leaps onto the victims head!!
HogisGuy 2 years ago 5
spy headcrabz D:
justus954 2 years ago
Spycrabs. They are contagious.
layzergun 2 years ago
UberMensch found new hat: BLU Spy!
GMGargantua 2 years ago 6
I want headcrab hat.
LolestN00B 2 years ago 8
Watch out for the headhumpers Gordon!
nevquesse 2 years ago 133
@nevquesse (HEAVIES VOICE) NO!
Negative132 1 year ago
@nevquesse NO!
Meety2000 1 year ago
@nevquesse Watch out for the medic humpers Medic!
duck74UK 1 year ago
@nevquesse What's that from? I heard it somewhere before, tell me!
SlimySnail82 1 year ago
@SlimySnail82 half-life 2
FerretKing70 1 year ago
@FerretKing70 Like.... from the game? What part? >.>
SlimySnail82 1 year ago
@SlimySnail82 well I'm pretty sure barney says it so it's probably when you meet up with him in city 17.
FerretKing70 1 year ago
@nevquesse *heavy voice* NO
sebipian 1 year ago
@nevquesse NAO
DeniedZombie 9 months ago
@nevquesse Now i know medic's REAL name!! thanks! Nah just joking Gordon is from half life 2
DracoJL 2 months ago
that headcrab is a spy
Xelig00n 2 years ago 18
Quit talkin about yourself like dat maaaaaaaan
Dnexus64 2 years ago
poor guy deserved both stabs
pafijohn 2 years ago 2
HEADSPYCRAB INVANSION!
That's why we have hats.
badgerman500 2 years ago 27
@badgerman500 That gives a good explanation for why people are so desperate for lots of hats.
megawatt62 2 months ago
SPY SAPPIN MAH MEDIC
36thgallardo 2 years ago 13
Its a Head(spy)crab lol
Frieddjidjiz 2 years ago 11
If you told your teammate to turn around (repeatedly) in a match, it's gotta be for a good reason. Maybe the spy should've stabbed him for proof.
hehza 2 years ago 3
I sometimes use that technique on purpose, as in, jumping on people's heads, but it sometimes results in a failstab, as in, not backstabbing as intended.
Kanakotka 2 years ago
That medic is really lucky that the spy landed on his head
Luigi356 2 years ago 4
Lucky that the spy was too dumb to crouch at least.
wolverine005 2 years ago
IT'S A LEAPER!!!
perfectperfecto 2 years ago
OMFG
alexander224 2 years ago
why dident he just do it the normal way
zezu09 2 years ago
Soldier: THERE'S A SPY ON YOUR HEAD!! :O
Spy: I think not!
Soldier: . . MAGGOT!!
xXxRevolverOcelotxXx 2 years ago 8
Gentlemen?
ninjaof 2 years ago
spycrab aplay directly to the forhead XD :D
dalehauri 2 years ago 4
Don't you mean Spyoff?
GmanZombie 2 years ago
fail!
Rafagafanhotobra 2 years ago
HOLY SHIT WTF IS ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!
Oh, its just a Gentlemen.
1xadavid 2 years ago 17
HEADCRAB!
Fleskhjerta1 2 years ago 98
No! Worse! SPYCRAB!
apuleyo 2 years ago 12
AHAHAHAH'
Squuuuuuuishy 2 years ago
@Fleskhjerta1 more like headspycrab
Earlsin613 1 year ago
@Fleskhjerta1 It is a rare cross-breed of spy crab and headcrab, otherwise known as the headspy or headsapper
hibye654321 1 year ago
@Fleskhjerta1 HEADSPYCRAB!
tiLuc1695 1 year ago
@Fleskhjerta1 SPYCRAB!
MosT1544 9 months ago 4
@Fleskhjerta1 You from Blockland? Ok, Found IsJix, added him on steam, NOW U.
wowkidlrn2play 5 months ago
@Fleskhjerta1 no !
Headscrab
DjTisteve 5 months ago
@DjTisteve
No. You're doing it wrong.
Fleskhjerta1 5 months ago
@Fleskhjerta1 HeadSpy
SweTTyMustache 4 months ago
That still cracks me up.
TheOpioid 2 years ago
silly spy shoulda crouched.
Zagatron 2 years ago
he was going for an inverted face stab
8lackRo5e 2 years ago
Nice one. :D
Sebersej000 2 years ago
lol
mariushana 2 years ago
I've had great luck with soldiers covering my medic ass, thanks for being there.
Karpens16 3 years ago 3
Hilarious. :D Only Indians can pull of a scalping ...
suttersmax 3 years ago
hahahaha +5 stars for you
Blackanstein 3 years ago
epic fail
VovaVirus 3 years ago
LOL.
xMalicious 3 years ago
lol, he try to make a glitchy kill, but you kill him lol.
You unlocked Body Guard.
XradicalD 3 years ago 4
lol
L4D567 3 years ago
Holy hell, that must have been the weirdest spy in history. Attacks from the scalp.
TF2Medic 3 years ago
nice. looked like he was crabspyan for a splitsec there before he sploded
nfinitum 3 years ago
lol
OmgCrazy1 3 years ago
fail spy goes XD!
Cathodeon 3 years ago