VW GTI Mk V - Joyride with Helga

[whotaughtyou]

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[flimsyshow]

"SHLALOM" LOL XD Macht schnell!

[mattycfox]

Nico likes Helga



[shiFTy282]

mach schnell xD

[ellion0815]

always those discussions. im german and i laughed my ass off when I first saw these commercials.

shake what your motherland gave you! mach schnell!

[AWDfreak]

3 pedal manual transmission awesomeness

[yellowmusicfreak]

WTF? Euro commercials are creepy;) Couldn't look away tho...

[deromegadrei]

@yellowmusicfreak quite sure these ads are aimed at the american market.....

[exiledrabbit]

put your hands on the stick and lets go shlalom. YES PLEASE

[sbolci88]

i love helga and my GTI!!! =)

[Gord488]

nice car, but her... I just cant get past the hamburger on her head :P

[Zulufant]

1:03 OMFG! ;)

[Lissitor1]

why they use german words?

Achtung_______Attention

Kindergarten___nursery school

Mach schnell___Hurry

Ja____________Yes

[ReverendSyn]

Normally I dont have a thing for blondes but holy fuck...

[HeXaNoL]

yes eglish is something for retards^^ Deutsch die Sprache schlecht hin! :)

[luthierjustin1]

notice how its a satnav system until she puts the CD in, then its just a CD changer system

[76ers]

Gotta love chics who sit with their legs apart

[ReverendSyn]

@76ers Thats sexist. You don't call broads chicks.

[spinocus]

"Shake what your motherland gave you. Mach schnell!" LMAO!!!

[emantabrizi]

This video needs less talking...and more skin.

[BCandCCK177]

Im german and when I see that hot babe talking english with german accent I just can laugh :D Too funny meeeen. In school we learn to speak english like an american oder brit, that sucks because I like that german accent while talking in english :D

[Superstroeh]

BTW: Helga (real name: Zonja Wöstendiek) ist running a Bar in Hamburg, Germany! It's the "BAR DU NORD 2.0"

[Mailme81]

5 stars. To see Helga gag on a 12 inch black one.

[hannelorekowaliczek]

let's go schlalom :D :D

[mayday87]

@hannelorekowaliczek polacy sa wszedzie ;p hahaha

[lexallesflex]

wrf?

[saiyeed]

That's one fuked up commercial

[miszczmateusz]

" Zat was fun, We do it again Ja? " Helga rlzzz :D :D

[miracle03]

yall realise they changed car midway? in the beginning they had a full screen headunit, in the end they had a normal six cd changer

[kyjenkin]

"are you down with Wagner?" lol

[waarde2]

"Fastaa Fastaa"

[GSADualshock]

they choosed Wagner because he was German!! and stop talking about Nazi Hitler and stuff you f****ing Retards

[io1011001]

@GSADualshock They dont know it better and do not want to know it better, they watched history channel only, teachers too and parents too, so do not wonder why the regular american is full stupid when it comes to topics like this, if it is german history, european history, chinese, japanese or whatever, the world ends on the shores of america and the border of canada for them. What TV does not tell is not interesting, what is not cruel is not cool or crazy...there are few ams knowing all this.

[io1011001]

@io1011001 Actually they think germans are bavarians or Hitler was a german, know anything about ger what is up to date. They have the internet but never look on wikipedia to get some facts, ask where they can get some info, they just need to type in germany in google or read books about german customs showing the 5% of germans that are wearing sandals and strange cloth as the typical german. When meeting one, they refuse to know all from first hand, they are simply not worth a true encounter...

[burnout21]

Wagner was a lot of peoples' favourite composer. A conductor let Wagner run off with his wife for Christ's sake. Wagner was a dick, but a good composer. Hitler was a dick, but that doesn't mean he can't have good musical taste.

[allupinyourgrillxxx]

this car better have abackseat to make her annoying ass worth the drive

[Ktmzqw]

I would crash just to shut her up!

[Zonked2]

chick is weird

[phatso786]

i would fuck helga in the back of my gti

[Sharangir]

I wouldn't.

[MrPcTutorials]

your the only one....

[Viscigliacompeticion]

@phatso786 amen 

[Duncan038]

@phatso786 Damn right

[suprakilzz26]

wtf i would throw her out of the car fuckin wierd annoying and i hate her accent lol

[MrPisster]

I know its like a front-seat back seat driver. I'd have to do some irrumatio on her to get her to shut up.

[CANERm3]

helga i want you i will drive with you you understand me what i mean ?

[krayzie089]

Was helga wearing panties?

[Drakon1982]

Wie sie "get in" sagt...sooooo geil man...würd die sofort ficken =)

[mcgravybiscuit]

Yah... i got's a new beetle... 9 years old, the inside pretty stuff is not pretty anymore, but the engine works great

...so until that dies, no new car for me... oh well

[KRYPTONPRIME]

germans produce only 2 good things, beer and cars xD

VW rulez <3 :)

[Thoughtfulguy68]

With just a little maintenance, a VW will last forever. I wish my old Golf would just die! -I want a new GTI!

[Teyobi]

My dad's old VW was called Helga XD

My dad drives a VW, my mom drives a VW, my sister (when she dorve) drived a VW, and I'm getting a VW

[morecowbell69]

Lets go SHLALOM!

[Pin0yBoy]

lmfao shlalom.

[JackMaster007]

i like more vr6

[fightpollution]

This is so white power and Nazi

[R3DiVAN]

what the fuck r u talking about??

its just a commercial spot nothing else!!

dummy....why should they be nazis?

[JJoldschool]

lol

[Dubbel14]

Why?

The Granddad of Helga was about 10 when the NS-Regime was in Germany.

So, why this spot should be "so nazi"? Just because she uses some German words like "Kindergarten"?

Please give some facts to support you opinion - thanks

[sweetsatin24]

With the way she was sitting, it seemed like she was trying to show her crotch the whole time. No one wants a car that smells like fish. :(

[usertrt]

And your crotch smells like a death octopuss. Germans have norms and values.

[sweetsatin24]

LMAO...Germans have norms and values. Except between 1939 and 1945....

[usertrt]

Argue with present arguments and not what happend 70 years ago.

[sweetsatin24]

Ok...

Happened is spelled with 2 'e' s and you are a douche. Have fun in your VW.

[usertrt]

Lol, that is what I am talking about. As if a typing error can abstract real facts. BTW: Douche is Duschen in German and means "having a shower" you retard, the same in France. So who is gonna have norms and values? Surely not you.

[sweetsatin24]

Has your pea-brained mind ever thought that perhaps I am neither German or French? In America, douche means someone who is a mouth breathing virgin, probably a child rapist, cow fucker, needs Proactiv, ect. I could go on, but your palm is probably chafing from jerking off so much.

And no one ever said I had values. If I did, I would value my time more instead of waste it with you. So again, not only do you fail, but you are still a DOUCHE.

[usertrt]

You just described yourself.

Lol, this is so typically American, Mr. HankyPanky.

You do not even know your own language. And you are going to tell me that you are an American? But wait a minute: Rednecks don't know anything, right?

Auf Wiedersehen, you sucker.

[ikarigullwing]

We didn't start the flame war! Peeps were hatin' on it 'fore I left my comment!

[knightofdarkness123]

What's up with this video, I don't understand what it spposed to be exactly lol.

[andronickvll]

Hitler!

[iAlp34]

"of course i was in Kindergarten"

"lets go schneller"

German Engineering ROCKS!!!

[V13TC0NG]

okay hitler loved Wagner

but he was a famous german composer, so why they shouldn't take the "Der Ritt der Walküren"

when you understand Helga and see what stereotype of a german in teh world goes around it's fucking hilarious!

Greetings from "Deutschland"

ps: i'm pissed of, because the most german vw commercials are boring...

=>back to the internet ;-)

[NanoFSITurbo]

yes VW rocks though :)

[nintendodude01]

"lets get you back to the internet"

what the fuck does that mean?

[evilsideracing]

haha, schlaaalomm lol

[Eckatt]

and lets go schlalom :D:D

[Kussler88]

Why are you guys talking about Hitler ? Especially the Americans should shut the fuck up about Germany, because you bitches got the KKK. I hate all that idle talk about WW2, its a thing of the past !!! The Germans today have NOTHING to do with Hitler (which came from Austria) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[devilcry4541]

I'll take her for a joyride...

[shaddow190]

German is my native language...

And I think, it's funnier if you rly understand what she's saying. xD

[krawler510]

Hitler's favorite song.

[numb19029]

whats that song she put on? xD

[1dolum]

flight of the valkyries

[Beamermurr27]

mmm she is terrifying!!!!!

[skaterzing]

say what?

[lay121]

haha im naked!!! who wants a strip tease msg me! L

[jan0o0sch]

Bad English? Yes! It's even very bad German! She doesn't seem to be a natural speaker ...

:)

[GermanBlutwolf89]

lol was fürn verdammt beschissenes englisch

[ixtra]

schonmal return to castle wolfenstein gespielt?

das is der stereotypische deutsche akzent^^

..und die typischen worte wie "kindergarten" und "Schnell schnell"

[antonovitch]

wow, you guys dont really know much do you? Espeially the Americans. Dont start insulting the Germans for shit that some crazy guy did like 60 years ago, and by the way you didnt beat the Germans either. The Canadians did an amazing job but you would be to ignorant to recognize that...how typical. Stop hating on the germans that have done way more for this world than america ever will, and your country is falling apart, but you are to stupid to realize it.

[type900]

Haha. BURN!!

I totally agree.

[fl350r]

I think antonovitch is fag-o-riffic!

[antonovitch]

wow, that was a good one. Hopefully your 10 years old or else you would look like a complete moron.

[fl350r]

I would rather be a 10 year old moron from the land of the great Satan than be a sexual intellectual from the Peoples Republic of Cannuckistan.

[antonovitch]

what? that didn't even make sense. Did you just say that because it rhymed? I didn't say anything about being sexual or smart. And im not from cannuckistan, im from Canada, a real place. not some made up bullshit like WMD's and osama binladen and 9/11. at least make some valid points you idiot. but you were right about being from the land of satan so i'll congratulate you on being one of the few americans that actually knows where they are located on this world

[fl350r]

Sexual Intilexual = Fucking know it all

Cannuckistan = Canada

You obviously missed the intended sacasm concerning my reference to the land of the great satan comment.. or your just an asswipe, probably both.

So lets review in terms you can better understand:

I would rather be from the USA as hated as it may be by some, than to be a fucking know it all from a backwards ass, socialist, Russia wanna be country like Canada.

Stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

[antonovitch]

i saw the sarcasm, but it is also sort of true. i understood everything you said except for the idiot words you made up. im not a know it all. we aren't socialists and at least we dont bomb the shit out of everybody that does something "unamerican". you live in a country that kills hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians for their own beenefit.

[XxXDrummerxXx]

Russia Wanna be?

Dude,

You got it alll wrong.

[kamratframjandet]

The U.S. is the biggest bad-boy in human history.

[antonovitch]

im not from germany

...read below?

[unitix]

I had to double check if i was high after watching this

[vmgc12]

would be funny to see the stig getting out at the end!! haha

[dr0l]

Lol this is one crazy bitch.

'Let's get you back to the internet' she says.

[56christian209]

You guys are burnt! All you are talking about is in the past. Learn from it and move on. You dont have to act like it never acted, but now its over. You don't have to argue! : )

[nytmstr]

You people dont even know the REAL truth about Germany and Hitler during the 2nd world war. If you did you would realise that they were actually right and the USA actually forced them into war with the US. Learn your history, not from the jews who rewrite it everyday but from rear historical documents.

[jonnyfx]

You are a stupid fucking faggot shit of a worthless fuckup loser aren't you fagshit boy? Huh faggot? Do you eat up conspiracy shit written by useless faggots of our world huh fagshit? Listen to your inbred babble fuckboy. US forced Germany into a war to be slaughtered? haha... fucking faggot!!! Go fucking die ok worthless shit!!! Go kill your parents first and then kill yourself ok faggot?

[sayfaylo]

ohhh...I'll be all up in that shit

[franzyland]

lol, you drive like you have some crazy after market setup. How familiar.

[WayneGarr]

I would rather drive Helga

[Masamunecb]

Why not both?

[mattkiller99]

if she comes with the car then im buyign it

[bandora]

right? like if there's some kind of offer.. "buy this VW Golf and get a hot blonde german girl!!!" =/

[djsonicc]

yup

[tjp412]

ja, i've never driven ze german car. vat's she like?

[javdan23]

i Love Helga, shes one reason why i got the GTI LOL!

[divinefart]

she's a bomb shell good god. smell the triple plaid she sat on.......

[berlinkraut1]

It's all about prejudice. Boring.

Silly cow, if I was you I'd change my style into something natural. Because: Wir Deutschen sind alle besser als unser Ruf.

And as German I need to say that I detest this kind of Germenglish she is speaking. Fuck.

[TupacAShakur1]

Ich denke, dass Sie Ihren deutschen Arsch von unserer amerikanischen Website ab behalten sollten. Wenn Sie es nicht mögen, sollten Sie es nicht anschauen. Halt DEINE schnauze

-OR-

I think you should keep your german ass off of our American website. If you do not like it, you do not have to look at it now do you. Shut the hell up!

[Jackabot147]

with this sentence: "Halt DEINE schnauze" you meant: Stop YOUR lip.

[ezpwnd]

ohhh yeh right now it seems that ive hurt somebodys feelings here...

so basically you just said youtube belongs to america? i have to disagree but... yeh america is so fuckn great

im gonna shop your mums ass für like 10€ because its about 20$ LOL

weak

[ElHodo]

Sehr, sehr geil. Die Werbungen von VW sind klasse. :D

[mkspence]

This translates perfectly into English using Google.

[ciprhs]

Watch the dummy ... dummy

[DindarDaban]

Let's got Schlalom XD

[SwissJustMe]

Lol Helgaa so geil mann

[28pies]

BITCH

[hraith]

helga manages to be annoying and hot at the same time.

[Timski97]

Anyone else notice that when you/driver gets into the car it's fitted with sat nav, then when she puts the cd in its the stock stereo, then the close up of it isnt even the stock one.

[pulpers]

just great! shlolom.

[Tschaest]

Nice Clip ^^

[DECIMATOR76]

achtung, achtung, is that corectly written? oh hell what the hell!! i love her german accent she turns me on !!and oh yes talk to me dirty honeypie

[mulishatroop666]

kik the foreign bitch outa me car if she rambled on liike that..

[HIDH7]

Was the Stig driving ? Lol

[Southcross2]

haha... thought the same thing

I'd hit it... thrice

[rkod420]

Doesn't the stig wear white?

[MuscariVandit]

Keep the political comments guys, we are enjoying this beautiful piece of HUMAN engineering.

[socalao]

Is it me or does Helga have a tiny head.

[kevinsupra90]

she does have a tiny head. when you look at her tits :P

[RightFootFanatic]

Volkswagen automobiles are one of the best cars in the world.

and btw WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TALK OF HILTER WHEN YOU'RE TALKING OF GERMANY, ARE YOU NUTS??? THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE.

[cheech113]

what a bunch of a--holes...

[mikele523]

"Schlalom!" fantastisch!

[kungfuf8r]

this was gay. the handling on that car isnt that great.

[PeterPW]

This ad is anti semitic because hitler owned one.

[etc314]

yes and the emperor of Japan owned lots of mitsubishi zeros and yet people still buy mitsubishis. Hitler had the first jets also and yet people still fly on them. Hmmmm. Let the little evil cheesehead fade into the dark corners of history and let us all work against people like him alive today.

[elicash80]

I'm sorry but this is the dumbest comment ever, Hitler did lots of things you probably do everyday, you Jew hater!

[griffpix]

As an English German speaker I can tell you that "Schlalom!" is nothing to do with the Hebrew "Shalom". It's an audible pun on the world "slalom". Take it in context and you will see that, just after it is heard, the vehicle performs a slalom course between the dummies.

[beauxyeuxbleus]

Hello--there is also a BLACK car in the second ad! How about that?! So are the white sliced bread supposed to cry BOO Hoo?! I'm so sick of this PC crap and people who look for innuendo where there is none. These ads are some of the best I've seen--hilarious. Usually the only time you see creativity on this level is during the Super Bowl.

[eurotuner32]

THis isnt a commercial its a joyride you can take on VW website...well at least here in the US.

[RockManAU]

Although I find this vid amusing, not offensive, I do so because of the whole series of vids that it came from. I chose to favourite it because it was not exactly like all the other 'VW Pimp Your Ride' vids. To think that someone would find it offensive is madness in my opinion. As xtarburst said...

get a grip

I agree with rebelchic901

When People just comment and never create anything themselves, they become very warped in their thinking!

[rebelchic901]

i effin love these commercials lol

[xtarburst]

i like this commercial and i'm not white LOL!!!

get a grip

[Cynthane]

It's nuts that people can't just say "White clothes look clean and pretty." The whole prying-into-subtle-things reminds me of www.hopeisemo.com, except these people aren't pretending, and Hope is.

[se1ko]

sry, that comment was supposed to be a reply to goodwaterfish.

[Kokopelliskantina]

das is correct mein furry.......w h i t e represents science and discovery and how hot is da helga? axis power dorks

[tinthaninja]

The cars and the people dress white to emphasize or imply the future and futuristic properties. It's the same with Apple commercials, it has nothing to do with race. Ironic how in America we are a melting pot but when it comes to something like this, we get offended. We say "judge one by the content, not the cover" when all we do is criticize the cover. It's a damn brilliant piece of advertising, btw.

[breadbaker]

@tinthaninja:

wow, pretty decent comment ... prolly one of the best I read around here for a while.

Thumbs up!

[goodwaterfish]

ok lets calm down .actually i just dislike this ad use white ppl white shirt white car. n distroy a yellows car,n he dress yellow too....how ur feeling.

n i wanna respond ur message they built those thing for killing in WW2.but lets forget it.now they hv a intntion .in dis ad they use white color is seriously hurt some ppl.

[kidROBOT343]

this guys is definitely not a redneck. check his grammar, prolly a yellowneck, lol. & dont get mad and call me a racist, i'm asian...sorta. anyways dude, I love german cars. germany is way ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to engineering (so is japan, look at their electronics), no wonder they tried to take over the world in WW2, lol!

[se1ko]

you're probably much more racist (why not check the definition of racism before complaining?!) than this commercial. just by complaining about colors. did you recognize, that there's a lot of black in the spot? probably more than white (the whole interior, the outfit of the driver etc.). it's more an interaction of black and white, which is typical european style, in contrast to american "bling, bling" style ;), represented by the yellow car.

[lilhooker]

You guys are idiots... There is not one speck of racism in these ads..

The colors are used as bold statements to separate the purity of the VW's design and enginerring from the factory from that of the "pimped" out yellow car. White is a more pure Pantone color as compared to Yellow, which is an amagamation in the Pantone spectrum.. I art directed the Spots, and Know this information for a fact.. Please don't assume that VW, a German Company, will revert back to Neo-Nazi undertones in its ads..

[sk8rgrlzzz]

germans rock. they are cool. duh.

[tact187]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=fIhJYWce36Y

[goodwaterfish]

any way german suck

[breadbaker]

@goodwaterfish: thats all? why you think its like that? because we built the rockets that brought you to the moon? Because Oppenheimer built you a Nuke? Because Lilienthal was the one to show the Wrights what the principles of Aerodynamics were? Get real, redneck!

[goodwaterfish]

is it mean it is white power

remember ww2 germany.

u dont know anything about american n japanese .

[breadbaker]

WW2? What's your fucking problem, dude?

Start living now instead of living in the past!

In WW2 you prolly was runnin round the christmas tree blowin the stu' horns.

That's why Ghana sent you home today!

[chump3000]

her head is dispaporchinal from here body and i dont give a shit s about spelling

[KawaiiRini]

lol. agreed.

[JackTheRipper1187]

let's go schlalom.....check my playlist for more vw videos^^

[hkl01]

german engineeing is the best

[echokid]

white colour in new cars is the new trend man

[breadbaker]

In the end, i dunno if her name was "Helga"

Guess it just was a fit. ;)

[bangGunsXGoXBang]

lol it was funny but idk if it beats this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=p2uSUcqHwqY

[megatwingo]

This video of yours...that is so very funny that you felt the need to post a link here....this video sucks big time! Greetings from Germany