Pianotoes

[Muahahaha18]

Love your thinking face :3

[ZehEduardo]

Ti = Si for brazilians ?

[hannahbananalee]

"Never mind who's FOOT THEY'RE ATTACHED TO!!!" Ahahahahhahahaha, I love you so much. HAHAHAHAHHA!

[Vi3tGrl2]

He called his invention shoes. Lmfao. I like your facial expressions at the end..

[JasperIllusian]

Oh my goodness, that was amazing. *dies* How are those airbags coming along?

[CalLadyQED]

It cuts off at the end!

[DanielGardner]

Just a tad...it was pretty much the end. :)

[monkeysarefunkey]

i have a electric piano and all i know how 2 play is twinkle twinkle little star. and it goes like this twinkle........twinkle........­.little........star.......how.­...i.....oh gawd i messed up. XD

[catman844]

awesome DUDE!!! good job xD... Niiiiiice

[danonino22]

oh, i forgot.. by the way, call me dano... we're both named Daniel, but dano is my nickname.. cheers dude!!

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Dano! :)

[danonino22]

dude, i never thougth you would answer my reply! :) i think you're great; i found your video by chance at 10 pm or so, now it's 5:16am in Argentina and i saw almost every vid you have!.. i love your monologs!! you have a great sence of humour, in adiction to the cartoon like faces you make!!.. i tell you man, you could be the next jim carrey!! keep it that way!.. you allready have an Argentinian fan!!!... oh, by the way.. i think your "youtube smiles" vid is the better one i ever saw!! =)

[DanielGardner]

Hey danonino22, thanks for taking the time to watch and comment. :D I live in Brazil so you and I are neighbors. :)

[danonino22]

really?!?.. wow, i thought you live in the USA!! great man, i live in the neuquen province, in the south of Argentina (the famous PATAGONIA), where do you live now?¿?.. i saw your portuguese vid, thats why you speak it so well!!.. jajajaj!! maybe you could backpack this way some day!! =D.. me and my girlfriend could improvise a bed for you! jajajaja!! great job dude, i can't stop watching this vid!

[danonino22]

man, I can't stop smiling!! you're great,,, as i say in my country (Argentina).. "sos un capo!!" (you rock dude!!)..

[DanielGardner]

Gracias. :)

[RejoicingComet]

Daniel, you are hilarious; I just discovered y'all's videos tonight because Hannah L. favorited a video on FB, but now I'm a subscriber and a fan. Thanks for the laughs! :)

[DanielGardner]

Hey Haley, thanks for watching!! :)

[LittleKittenWarrior]

this is one of the best! I love 2:16

[standardapples]

You have beautiful eyes. =) Haha

[xXjuliijaahXx]

he is soooo cute ^^

[andieecheer13]

wow u wud be a rlly good stand up comedian u shud look into it

[firedeath666]

xD nice laughter! congratz for another well made vid! ;P

[glakalakalak]

omg this is so funny! ur the best!

[Broadwaybnd09]

3:21 is my favorite part. SO cute ;P

[andogaf1575]

this is so funny! i love all ur vids! keep working on them! theyre gr8!

[futpemata2000]

god i love your videos ^^

[bookface08]

hahahahaha! this is hilarious!!!

[KodeLiMe]

Seriously, you could play ALL the Marx Brothers.

[july071992]

you're the next mr. bean!

[DanielGardner]

Quite the compliment, thank you. :)

[july071992]

honestly you look like him. roflcopter

[Tinity777]

lol! omg! i laughed my head off! lol!

[lollsazz]

really funny to watch your face, cause you change your face expression like 2 times every second X)

i stub my little toe whole the time))...i've even thought about, that if i sometime would have to donate some part of my body, i definitely know which i would donate XP

[meggiexlovesxyou]

HAHA! that face when you say "ow!" cracks me up!

[FrlMissMiaW]

hahahha crazy!

[egyptianlily]

omgosh! Your teeth are amazing how do u do it?

[Sakredrok]

bleach, or whitening strips i'm guessing. and braces haha.

whitening tooth paste is crap.

[BillyThePhil]

hey! i've thought that too!!! you 're right! aren't they amazing? but watching his videos is better than thinking how white his teeth are! he's perfect! right?

[maionlycomments]

seriously dude!

YOUR AMAZING!!

[bbnubua]

hahahahahahahaha

[brity1220]

'i can stub my toe

without even thinking

about it!'

:D

[NarutoxBleachFanGirl]

omg ur so funny!

LOL you have PERFECT teeth 0___0

[markrrsantos2]

yeah this is also good..

the last part is the best, the SHOES, hahahhahahahahhah..

you're a comedian, not everyone has that talent..

[shakibkak]

"You can DO IT with your eyes closed" 2:01

LMAO!!!! nice!!!

[MarionettesOfDead]

lov your eyes;´)

[SasyaDx]

HAHAHAAAA! 5 stars! but ah its sad not all your videos are that good

[0xSokissmex0]

idk why but you remind me of hailey osment in the beginning?

[OutlandishEmpire]

OMG i couldn't stop laughting after 2:01

[gaaraofthedesert1996]

i broke my smallest toes like 6 times lol

[SeksYxBoI]

hahaha dam hecka funny

[FlowingGeisha]

I remember taking piano lessons as a child and getting really frustrated. I never found out what the clutches for. I didn't like my piano teacher. I hated reading the flipping notes. I was slow and she was fast. Then I turned to dance and I excelled and loved it.

I bruise and bump into a table that's pointed and in cursing pain. There's tons of room.

[LydiaPrescott]

LOL!! My toes always get hurt too.... maybe I should try those shoe things. : P

[Sing2God3927]

You know...you're toes sound like mine. It's a wonder they're still ATTACHED to my foot. And I always seem to stub my pinky toe! WHYYY?!?

[cheyanne208]

Hilarious! XD

[jul13k]

youuu have really pretty teeth.

[Quinasaurus]

My toes are the same way, except it's usually not my big toe. It's usually one of my littler toes. I broke my little toe twice. ]:

[9fishy9]

you had to push your piano up a hill.... I wonder if you streched the truth a little, all the same, great video!!

[livingpicture]

Hey, Daniel... I can play with my eyes closed! :P Love the video!

[jackdent1982]

Very funny!

[eleongamgee]

You just made my day!!! That was hilarious!!!

[Fezproductions]

i really liked this video. I liked how the conversation shifted from pianos to toes. (Both equally good subjects). Oh and that "get it crackin" comment on your breakfast rap video was supposed to be a response to another commment on that page, not to your video... 5 STARS!

[Kanadiansunshine]

I can play hot cross buns and maybe one of the easiest songs. :S:P I should get back into it. I'd love to be able to play Clocks by Coldplay.

[aspetwhy]

As in Profane! Indecent! You've been living a that third world country too long. Stop being Mr Rogers and go a little Lenny Bruce. Just one time!

[DanielGardner]

There are more then enough Blue youtubers online here...I would be just another needle in the haystack.

[Fezproductions]

dont listen to that aspetwhy person. being profane and indecent is a very cheap way of getting laughs. (Most of them come from being uncomfotable.) Be who you are and remember that i appreciate your clean humor alot more than dirty jokes any old scumbag could make.

[bloodXpain]

hear hear

[9fishy9]

way to go Daniel!

[aspetwhy]

After about 30 seconds I just start hearing the teacher from Charlie Brown. YA NEED NEW MATERIAL!!! Get a little Blue for once.

[DanielGardner]

Blue? As in the color?

[lukekobilan]

And then I vomited...

[lukekobilan]

That made me laugh!

[matrim5473]

Awesome, Dan!  I can play "Silent Night" on the piano, but that's it. Doesn't really sound all that great in April, LOL

[ReallyEvilUser]

aw, u poor thing had to drag piano around :(

XD ur awesome I love face u make at 0:52, its hilarious!

[2degucitas]

Esp when you pause it right at :52!! Maybe make it a screensaver. Function,printscreen.

[vaudeville500]

Ba-da-ba-ba-da!

Commenting.... commenting...

I know, I'm a little late, but that's ok.

[xxheidi]

Amazing video. And for some reason I'm completely enamored with how perfect your teeth are.

[9fishy9]

Anger!Hatred! How to plan an Assassination! FU- NEE!

[DanielGardner]

Hey thanks Deborah!

[Whothehellisjammi]

lol this is hilarious

[XbuzzbeeX]

haha, that was such a great video.

Defo one of your best.

YAY! I LOVE YOU DANIEL!!!!!! :P

xxx

[kansantill18]

Hahahaa! HA! Talk about being melodramatic. Kudos for linking toe-stubbing with piano lessons. :P LOL

[Elvenarcher3]

Lol Daniel. You made me laugh, I've been playing the piano for 9 years. It's not that hard! ;)

HAHA! The accelerator!

Nice job.

[Paralaeternidad]

oooo poor daniel who has been traumatised by some mean piano teacher ! XD

[WendieAnn1064]

LMAO!!! You are to funny!

[AriesMaverick]

Funny how you switched topics.

I thought you were going to show yourself playing the piano with your feet at the end. :P

[vaudeville500]

blahblahblah... commenting, commenting... =D

[vaudeville500]

This is an awesome video

[theemeraldskull]

Wow....Hilarious, as always!! :-D

[JesusChristDied4ALL]

LOL if you pause it at :22 you have the BEST LOOK on your face! :D

[DanielGardner]

That's my "mean/happy/stupid face". Thanks for noticing.

:P :P

[JesusChristDied4ALL]

LOL nice! Your Awesome Daniel! Can't wait till your next video! I love the ones like this.. :D

[JesusChristDied4ALL]

It was Katharine! ;)

[DanielGardner]

Oh. Thanks Kat.

[DanielGardner]

hehe, thank ye Melinda!

[PortalOfTruth]

Hahhahaha! i missed your monologues :)

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Nick, nice to have a follower of that genre. They're fun to make cause of all the goody sarcasm. :D

[free2bethebest]

i wanted to say the same thing about the teeth.. very very beautiful teeth... :X:X and your eyes are great :"> (and u'r very funny but thats on the second place of being so cuuute:X:X )

[DanielGardner]

Thanks for setting the record straight. :^) I'll brush my teeth with extra care now, my dear.

[vaudeville500]

Daniel, I'm just gonna keep commenting so we can drive you up the most commented list. Woohoo!

=D

[DanielGardner]

Haha, stinker. ;P

[vaudeville500]

Haha, yourself. ;-)

[JesusChristDied4ALL]

ROFL!!! WOW!! that's awesome! Daniel your great!! And that little laugh at the end is GREAT!!! :D

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Katharine .... or Cori ... whoever left the comment. ;)

[muahahasaidkimberly]

i just loved ur little laugh at the end.

and airbags for toes. LOL

ur so cute! xP

nd how r ur teeth so perfect!? :O

is it naturally lk that??

[DanielGardner]

Years and years of braces. Embarrassing braces my dear.

[muahahasaidkimberly]

ahaha..yea..=_=

i can relate...i used to have a quite barbaric looking underbite.

but now i don't hafta put up w/ my creepy dentist. yay :)

[WoosterFanGirl]

Haha. Good ol' Mrs. Thomson.

Shoes? Shoes?? i have some of those.

~L~

[DanielGardner]

Lucky duck. ;P

[amyw423]

I just noticed how nice your teeth are in this video! You are so handsome!

[nalalyon]

Daniel Gardner, I love you!!

[DanielGardner]

Nala Lyon I love you too!! Let's share popcorn!!

[LouRyder]

LOL, Too Funny!!!

[DanielGardner]

Yo Lou thanks for the comment.

You DO realize you have more subs then me and you weren't even featured!! You've got the skillz man. ;)

[hannahbananalee]

I'm thinkin' Gardner. :D

[DanielGardner]

You'za on tops of the wurld!

[MIM7890]

How could you feel so bad about piano lessons?? I don't understand... *says the girl who always tried her best to avoid going to piano classes* ;)

[DanielGardner]

coughcoughHYPOCRITEMIM7890coug­hcough hehe :D

[SkillCandy]

Hey Daniel! Haircut? If I do remember correctly, one of those little piggies was hurt in your twin sister video. XD New item from eBay: tiny helmets for each of your toes. :P

~Candy

[DanielGardner]

Me needs a haircut? You thinky?

Battle gear for your feet! Complete with swords and saws and stuff. :P

[SkillCandy]

It looks like you had one. Or you didn't brush your hair. :P

Excellent! TOE WARS!!!

~Candy

[AKissHereAKissThere]

Hey! That was quiet funny! I enjoyed it! Thanks for thinkin' Gardner!

[DanielGardner]

Sure thing Megan, thanks for the comment!

[Ettral]

You are awesome. :D Keep it up. Seriously. :D

[DanielGardner]

Yo thanks Ettral! Thanks for the comment!

[DancingChica93]

that's great, Daniel. Except my piano teacher made me play while looking up at the ceiling.

[unoalice]

wow, i'll bet that was hard.

[DanielGardner]

Maybe someday you'll wear a neck cast and appreciate your skill, Jazz. :D :D

[estherzimmerman]

You look tired...*ponders*...you need sleep...*ponders again*...then again if you got more sleep you'd be less crazy and where would be the fun in that? What a dilemna. *grins*

Great video! Best one in awhile!

Oh, and I just make my piano teacher play for me...

[DanielGardner]

My piano teacher was actually my sister. :P So any annoyance on my part was passed on to the MOM figure. :D

[estherzimmerman]

Well, that explains why she wanted to torment you. =P Though...it leaves questions as to why she's lived 3 blocks away for ten years...hmmmm. Oh, and you don't have to be annoying...you just "schmooze"..."oh, sister/teacher you play SO well, I could listen to you ALL day!...can you show me how this song goes again?"

[DanielGardner]

Cheater. :P

[hobbitinallbutsize]

I'm literally roflol right now, this is like your best vid ever, but I think I might rival you as the stupidest piano student!

[hobbitinallbutsize]

excuse me, the *dumbest* piano student, I don't want to lower your self asteem haha

[DanielGardner]

My self esteem thanks you m'dear. :P

[Unenthusiasticly]

Wow, you are so funny! :D

[DanielGardner]

YO Larry! Thanks for stoppin' by. :)

[LivienRochelle]

Oh my, this one's hilarious! For some reason i think you should be a hand model.

[DanielGardner]

I'd probably make more money that way Courtney. :P

[lastchance232]

gosh ur cute.

[MyNameIsJohanna]

he's funny on top of that :)

[DanielGardner]

And he brushes his teeth. Can't forget that. And eats vegetables. Ohyeah.

[MyNameIsJohanna]

can't find that everyday. :)

[MyNameIsJohanna]

can't find that everyday. :)

[yumo0ni]

ahahahahahahaaaaa!! i'm sure my piano teacher would love to hear that =P

[xoxoangexoxo]

liked the laugh at the end =) my piano teacher was this crazy old hag.

[XEDSOON]

I feel bad for Mrs. Thompson. ;-D First her cat dies... there's no more popcorn... and now this.

[hobbitinallbutsize]

HAHAH, that's what I was thinking!!

[DanielGardner]

You have a good memory My Keety Beth.

[JesusisKing4]

hahahaha I take piano lessons and yes, playing with your eyes closed is a waste of time. :D haha And when you were talking about your toes running into things..that kind of goes back to your "Twin Sister" video. XD

[2degucitas]

This reminds me so much of Valentines Pains because you are in the same room, same background, same weird guy ranting on about true stuff. However you are 1 year older and the hair is longer, the glasses are off, your face is tannish and you're wearing eye makeup again. Dude, next time put on some under eye concealer, the lack of sleep is showing. I love you.

[DanielGardner]

You're right about the sleepy eye makeup...I didn't notice it till I saw the finished vid.

[2degucitas]

Thanks for replying. I don't feel ignored anymore. I would *kill* to see the unused outtakes! Maybe those could be featured on a future DVD for your true fans who send you money and packages?? *hint, hint* Oh, Oh ,oh...and 'directors commentary'...yeah, sweet. *Daniel falls over from exhaustion at the thought*

[umwhoami]

so, if you and the piano are both in prison . . . .when you play him, does that make you his bitch, or the other way around. jk

[2degucitas]

OK, this is so wrong, but I think it's funny. Good one.

[ti196]

thanks for the laugh. :]

[DanielGardner]

Yo, sure thing mate. Thanks for the comment!

[petra16]

You're still amazing! You make logging in worth while every time! :)

[DanielGardner]

Thanks Petra!

(In case I haven't said so recentlyYou're still missed!!! :) )

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[lifeinacndyswrl]

love :)

[DanielGardner]

Sweet Claudia :)

[ThoroughlyModernMLE]

I hate piano lessons.

[DanielGardner]

Oh don't be so spiteful Emily - I love them!

hehehehe :D

[ThoroughlyModernMLE]

Hahaha. I'm a singer, I'm not supposed to know how to play another instrument!

And scales are just torture!

P.S. I'm a fan of yours on facebook :D

[DanielGardner]

*hugs Emily*

Thanks. ;)

[wintertale]

These are either the ramblings of a lunatic, or the jests of a genius.

[DanielGardner]

They are indeed ramblings, my dear Jennifer. ;)

[vaudeville500]

Lol, Awesome! I gave up piano for violin.

[DanielGardner]

It's lighter to carry. ;)

[frogvsfly]

Good job Daniel. I know how you feel.

[DanielGardner]

Hehe thanks for the sympathy Rebekah. :)

[Shmilli]

Why do I love your videos so much? =D

Do you script every one, btw?

[DanielGardner]

Because you have a twisted mind. :D

I always jot down a couple of jokes on paper beforehand, but everything in the video isn't scripted. I usually make 30 minute videos and then edit it down to 2 minutes of the okay stuff.

[Shmilli]

ooo, standard stuff

[caramellogirl423]

That is so hilarious!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!!!

[DanielGardner]

Hey thanks for the comment Lauren! Nice hearing from you.

[marcoismymarco]

I seriously love your facial expressions

[DanielGardner]

Well I love you, so there. ;)

[littlebennetts]

Hey man That is SO funny!

I have Piano Every Tuesday!!:(

It IS Hard!!!!!

[Yamakashi1]

kinda amusing. overall stupid. :)

[DanielGardner]

That's how the dictionary defines me. ;)

[MissWorld878]

haha hilarious! :D