Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 1/9

[endlesstomfoolery]

You're not gonna do that again, are ya?

[Watchzeitgeistmovie1]

I luv him so much keep it up Titus ;p

[morboroshichan]

i loved him up to the mormon line that bugs me....im not mormon but i dont rag on other religions.....

[averydobbs65]

@morboroshichan

A lot of assholes out there should. But its true. They dont even drink soda, coffee, or liquior. Its a crisis.

[morboroshichan]

@averydobbs65 so wait you kinda confuzzling me there bud....you saying that people shouldnt accept other religions? and whats wrong with not drinking soda, coffee, or liquior. actualy some mormons do (my cousin and best friend are mormon) so i had the whole coffee and liquior thing explained coffee contains caffine (i mean so does soda but the people i know arent that strict about it) and liquare is well liquior. both of which are addicting substance so they stay away from it.

[Icyy]

@averydobbs65 No, they can drink Soda as long as it's non-caffinated.

[IsaraZeev]

Here I'm Mormon let me clear this up a bit since Morobo is only part right.

Mormons don't drink soda as a choice, weather it has caffeine or not. The original reason for not drinking soda is that Coke had Cocaine in it. Over time it has become mistaken as the caffeine probably due to new members and such.

The coffee is off limits due to our scriptures saying no hot drinks.

The reason is that some people make them way to hot and can mess up their mouths.

It's just trying to keep you safe.

[IsaraZeev]

@Icyy this wouldn't fit in the last box so I thought I'd add this here,

I think the reason Caffeine got into the mix because we don't believe in partaking are or can be an addiction.

Looking at it that way anything can be an addiction to the right person,

so it's more watching your own intake and making sure you don't indulge yourself past the point where it's not healthy.

[Icyy]

@IsaraZeev I was Mormon for most of my childhood. I remember I good bit of that.

[IsaraZeev]

Here I'm Mormon let me clear this up a bit since Morobo is only part right.

Mormons don't drink soda as a choice, weather it has caffeine or not. The original reason for not drinking soda is that Coke had Cocaine in it. Over time it has become mistaken as the caffeine probably due to new members and such.

The coffee is off limits due to our scriptures saying no hot drinks.

The reason is that some people make them way to hot and can mess up their mouths.

It's just trying to keep you safe.

[JenniferJacknife]

that hair.

[joshuasiu98]

@JenniferJacknife those jokes.

[JenniferJacknife]

@joshuasiu98 Touche.

[mztweety1374]

Ive been stepping to the side of the fan for about 15 years!

[mztweety1374]

No wait wait ...

[Alppeozone]

I told one of my guy friends some of these jokes to c if he knew them. He goes "TITUS!!!"

[jish55]

Titus for president 2012 (and it seem's he's running for president, so it's even better)

[9557927007]

this guy suckss

[sephiroth21347]

@9557927007 then why are you here? besides to be a hater douche

[wyvernrider100]

@sephiroth21347 you tell that asshole!

[dk5388]

50 people who disliked this is from a normal family

[MichaelHansenFUN]

where is the joke about high school and beastie boys...

[rednecktech10]

@MichaelHansenFUN Christopher Titus- Norman Rockwell is Bleeding part 2/9

[MichaelHansenFUN]

my family is inactive mormon and they have some good stuff

i saw him live and got pictures

[shonenjump18]

your uncle is a mormon? i can top that my dad is a mormon

[ManosthehandsofBones]

@shonenjump18 you're dad is a mormon? I can top that. My family are scientologist

[SOA209]

you know he is right a huge majority of woman out in society do SUCK at raising kids today.

[joelrobe1]

"....never got sick........that i can remember"lol

[rednecktech10]

normal people scare the living shit out of me

[TheHakim03]

He imitates JIm Carrey

[keegan1496]

he would be a great joker in the batman movies

[BitterBigTuba]

@keegan1496 yes when he sais "you better lighten the fuck up..." = " why so serious??!" :D

[quietrioter]

this guy is the reason i want to get into comedy

[mercyhurstchic]

Awww, Titus has been severely traumatized, I feel compassion for him :(

[shadowgunz25]

You better lighten the fuck up we are going further than that tonight

[MyPlaya1996]

@shadowgunz25 stfu logan



[Crecendos]

titus is dat pimp nikka

[60thchip]

my names christopher...

[hotaruxsasuke1233]

haha

[mrmouth92]

49 people went to burger king with a pick ax

[mynxiegirl92]

No no no. The tv was based on his comedy. Which is literally based on his life.

[ZenithMournsNoMore]

I was born in Dallas:D

[iamdemonhunter3]

....... I dont mean "my mom is insane!....." I mean "we the jury find the defendant"

[SpinalAlloy]

If he goes on tour, I hope he comes through Dallas!

[chickadii415]

@SpinalAlloy You and me both! :D

[SpinalAlloy]

@chickadii415 Dude, you live in Dallas? Oh my gawd! ME TOO!!!

[ELAxscorpion]

Love is Evol was amazing :)

[strayghosthardig]

Can't spell Titus without Tits :D

[Legba85]

Most of the shit he says is from the TV show. But I don't give a fuck! Titus is still the best.

[WinstonSmith144]

@Legba85 The TV Show was actually based off of this! :D

[WinstonSmith144]

@Legba85 The TV Show was actually based off of this! :D

[Legba85]

Most of the shit he says is from the TV show. But I don't give a fuck! Titus is still the best.

[MechanizeDragon]

Thumps up if u got here from Arcadefox

[FellDarkpaw]

Lol saw this shit when I was younger XD where did the guys go

[ThatGingerKid12]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzt.......Well, you ain't gonna do that again, now are ya? Lmfao!!!!!

[wt6661]

Still my fav stand up comic ever. Lets go fucked up families!!!!!!:D

[Hock3yplaya418]

got outta hand tho..woke up in a field on my big wheel...naked strange pampers on my head!XD

[56jmoney]

49 people... blah blah blah [insert dumb-ass comment]

Yes, I'm aware, this is a dumb-ass comment.

[gooberlovesweed]

He is fucking hilarious.

And 49 people should punch themselves in the jaw.

:-)

[iongslv]

who developed the transcribed audio for youtube...this can't be right i wish i could hear....

[SpinalAlloy]

Titus is a GOD!!!

[MG42ist]

you step to the side of the fan

[TheBrokenHeartEdge]

48 people were shacked up in the wacko basket.

[MrBrownstone8881]

Evil John schnider!! Lol

[ReachingOutForGOD]

He looks like the guy fro the ShamWOW commercial and Connan O'Brien

[movieaddict19]

48 people grabbed a pick axe and went to burger king

[movieaddict19]

Titus is the one to listen to about ur problems lol

[heather78usn]

Wow look at that hair lol!

[Netherwolf6100]

Look up you're missing the comedy!!!

[samueladams16]

@Netherwolf6100 I may be a mutant but I don't hear with my eyes :P

[TheJak314]

48 people stuck a peny in a light sockit and got shot out 8 feet

[eightycc]

Yaaah he was really quiet..... HAHAHAHA

[egglot12]

"we the jury find the defendant..."

[8secHemiCharger69]

FUNNY AS HELL



[nilecamp]

not funny

[mmalovr57]

48 People had their mothers stop them from putting the penny in the electric socket.

[jump2hell117]

3608 abnormals to 48 normals it that more than 60 whatever %??

[jump2hell117]

48 normals now

[NewYorkS4U]

I met Titus at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York last week. He was hilarious and he autographed my season one DVD of "Titus" and took a picture with me. I told him that I hope he works with Stacy Keach again, which he said he'd be happy to.

[enzorufflez]

lol

[uomoitaliano8]

i really hope his tv show comes back!!

[Archangelbrooklyn]

I was the kid who stuck the penny in the shocket, but it was my mother who let me. >.<

[KailasDaBestest]

I think I love him. xD

[GYFD23]

wow look at that! 47 MORMANS WERE TOUCHED LMAO.........TITUS IS THE MAN!!!! ANY CHANCE YOU CAN PUT UP HIS NEW ONE "NEVERLUTION"?????????? BIG THUMPS UP IF YOU CAN!!!!!

[JpForty1]

strange pmpers on my head?

[v2xtreme1]

Nice timing numnuts

[vapourmile]

@deadlyblue65

...89 people like remorselessly unoriginal, formulaic internet postings.

[Hobbes1025]

You don't take a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

[rjsmalinis11]

he looks like the shamwow guy

[Okamifanj]

@rjsmalinis11 no the shamwow guy looks like him

[GuildCarver]

@rjsmalinis11 No the shamwow guy looks like him. Get it right.

[JollyG3]

i fucking love this guy just like my family he doesn't care what people think. there needs to be more comedians like him

[sevelev711]

Manic-depresive skitisifrantic. Alchoolic.

[SemperFiniest]

*Wait,Wait,Wait* *Go on* Well you learned something didnt ya. Yes your eye brows will grow back. Come On

[7DeadlySinOfAnger]

@deadlyblue65 now 47 just didnt step to the side of the fan

[RoGQuizzno]

i've seen every special he's had..

[MsAmanda1710]

Im thinking 47 people are those neighbors who always say hi...

[herbienbrian2]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*lights dim*

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!­!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

[samanddeanfan2009]

i love his reaction to his uncle being a mormon. i don;t get that religion.

[TheLongTimeObserver]

"you better lighten the fuck up because we're going a lot farther than that" LMAO fuck yeah Titus.

[okaminodoku]

47 poor little normal people found this vid

[BAC4life1]

@okaminodoku now 49. man they dont know wat their missin!

[okaminodoku]

@BAC4life1 i know right?!?!?!

[PhysPhil2]

Titus really puts the “fun” in dysfunctional!

[NewYorkS4U]

He's coming to New York at Caroline's Comedy Club in August. I'm so gonna see him, have him autograph my Titus DVD and tell him how great he show is and why I wish it should be back on the air : )

[ManosthehandsofBones]

@NewYorkS4U Then he's gonna punch you idiot! sorry had an inner idiot moment

[NewYorkS4U]

@ManosthehandsofBones It's language I can respond to, so it's all good. He can call me "Wussy!" for I care. He can even call me "Dave" if you get my drift ; ) but not "Tommy".

[Mantonization]

I keep getting distracted by the fact that I keep thinking he's somehow wearing Jim Carrey's face. Am I crazy? I'm not crazy am I?

[bakuganruler500]

@Mantonization i thought the same thing!! he looks just like Jim Carrey!!

[zerobeast22]

@fullmetalsaiyan Wow. Did you even read your own post? "Bill burr is more screwed up than this poser." Poser? Being "screwed up" isn't a fad. And from what Christopher has said in his specials he's had a tough life. If you don't think he's funny why the hell are you watching this video. Go watch Bill Burr.

[london61407]

He is very funny but his life is so fucked up

[NukeandLick]

This video now has 900,900 views.

[DcnBls]

46 people didn't step to the side of the fan....

[crimsonking1235813]

How could you possibly be more fucked up then christopher titus?

[sevenfoldrules]

@crimsonking1235813 you become Jonny the homicidal maniac or your Jhonen Vasques look them up

[MrThedude77777]

@fullmetalsaiyan Then watch that guy.

[Deadpool381]

it randomly stopped at 8:05 it was annoying

[greyfox104]

"

Oh ima get a pick axe and go to burgerking" HAHAHHAHAH

[MRSketch09]

"No wait wait.." haha.. 

[Darknessnboys]

i love him his shit is so true to life. were the majority 

[souldragon121]

46 people never lightned the fuck up

[dante224real1]

46 people are functional

[Balbycute]

mom: DANA U ALRIGHT?!

me: should i tell her it's just a small scar?

brain: wait wait >:3

[mastercheif1225]

46 normal people dsliked this video

[William6likes6Rock]

This is Jeff Spicoli at age 40

[PylonOvBlack]

SLEEP WELL BOY!

[KiloAlpha1337]

Going to watch all 3 titus specials today. It shall be the titus trilogy.

[shonenjump18]

@KiloAlpha1337 what is the third one?

[KiloAlpha1337]

@shonenjump18 1. Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding

2. 5th Annual End Of The World Tour

3. Love Is Evol

[opwt56]

@KiloAlpha1337 Complete the trilogy July 3rd Neverlution Comedy Central

[KiloAlpha1337]

@opwt56 I already completed it.

[opwt56]

@KiloAlpha1337 u saw it?

[KiloAlpha1337]

@opwt56 No, I've seen his three specials already released.

[angelkitten5679012]

@KiloAlpha1337 You should watch his show too.

[hardcorebob19]

@deadlyblue65 You're fucking retarded for commenting on the like/dislike bar and like every other idiot that makes a stupid ass comment on the like/dislike bar you need to be shot repeatedly in the face. If I could go back in time I'd kill your parents before you were born so there would be one less useless moron in the world.

[biasedreporting]

paid to see his show and really liked his tv show....now I hope the fucker gets hit by a truck after his so called "kill Palin joke"....what a dumb fuck!

Only good entertainer stays out of politics and religion.......otherwise we see how dumb they really are.

[npargaRELOADED]

President Bush will kill you Mr. Titus

[bosszeroboss]

Titus' mother murdered her husband on Thanksgiving 1986 during an argument, so we really can’t blame him for being an unfunny dumbass.

He was never taught any better.

*shrug*

[KaristaSwiss]

Its rather comforting listening to him talk.. He came from a messed up family like we all did :-)

(When you drive your drunk father to your mom's parole hearing ...)

[zyclan1]

43 people suck



[hardcorebob19]

@zyclan1 YOU'RE DUMB AN I HOPE YOU DIE!

[zyclan1]

@hardcorebob19 SPATULA!!!!

[GerardRockMyWorld]

rolling stones group photo? yeah that ain't pretty. Not bagging on them. I'm a fan of Keith Richards. Loved him in Pirates of the Carribean, but he's old and not good looking.

[StolenPersonality]

i'm 15, my dad loves his show and has all the box sets, I watched it and it was so much funnier than any show that's actually out today, so funny, Dave as well ahaa:)!

[Apolloofthenight]

43 people had the white picket fence with Mommy and Daddy and their dog spot. YES we ARE the majority! XD

[XxshadowWolf13xX]

yay! my family really is "normal" after all!!! 63% baby!

[ShadowSoldior]

Add some muscle and sunglasses, he'd pass for Johnny Bravo.

[411bigmike]

my dad was at the party were he fell into the bonfire lol

[ADTRscreamo69]

SHES SHACKED UP IN THE WHACKO BASKET!!!

[iceman3848]

I don't see it out this guy is funny

[LouisElegantRequiem]

@deadlyblue65 43 now... or are they the poor little normal people who don't know to step to the side of the fan and freak out at backed up toilets?

[li9hts0ut56]

43 people are "normal"

[benfinn209]

I just saw titus perform In SLC Utah his new comedy show is the the funniest yet and disagree then you are not a fan

[TheSkizz89]

@deadlyblue65

42 now.

[BabyCagefighter]

I'm watching this taking my drug and alcohal test it makes me have high hopes

[blood9797]

@BabyCagefighter did you pass?

[narumaki09]

@deadlyblue65 update: 42 people are shacked up in the whacko basket

[Daelock]

I saw this guy at a comedy club a few years ago and he is still HILARIOUS. And he has long-ass sets.

[ProjectOmega05]

Anyone else notice that a lot of the stuff he's talking about, they showed in "Titus" in flashbacks and just Titus talking in the "black & white" space.

[bcurry9579]

@ProjectOmega05 That's because the show was totally based on his stand-up... Home Improvement and Seinfield did the same thing though

[ProjectOmega05]

@bcurry9579 At least Titus wasn't a show about nothing.

[destanny1991]

i can live my life with the things he said, they are soooo true !!!!!!

[DarkSamuraiX1989]

I'm a huge heath ledger fan myself, but: Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Titus is our new Joker for future Batman flicks.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@deadlyblue65 yep

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i met this guy

i have picture

[Furrylove40]

lmfao "im getting a pickaxe and im going to burger king"

[MrSyntheticDesign]

didnt he use to have his own tv show? sitcom?

[THEBORINGASSWORKDAY]

@MrSyntheticDesign yeah its called Titus, bad ass show. some episodes are actually on youtube

[xBADASSARCEUSx]

first i ever heard him drop the f bomb uncensored

[clownkiler32804]

seeing him at the end of the month in tampa cant wait

[devvyful]

When I first saw this I thought, "Interesting choice of a stage. I like it, I guess." Then, I watched a couple of episodes of "Titus," and now it makes so much more sense.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@devvyful you are so right

[rapcarblue]

this comedian is so fucking funny man i love him wish he would come out with another one

[MetaI4Brains]

@rapcarblue

His fourth special is coming out later this year.