A place where there are no cars, video games, all that teenage shit that we teenagers adore (i.e. music and such (but not the shitty music, my hell we ONLY have Adele and such, no Coldplay, Neutral Milk Hotel, or DEVO, or any other good bands. Only the Radio Disney shit that we can't even call "Music"))
Its kind of sad when my kin does that to my atheist. Yes I'm a christian; however, I'm not an extremist like all these other guys. As you said TheAmazingAtheist they are no better than anyone else and its very sad to see that. I to am a man of justice and want to see peace in the world. It's my due to protect anyone in need who gets overpowered and bullied. My existence here is for my family and my fellow brothers and sisters around the earth, regardless if they are Islamic or Atheist.
My personal hell would be sitting through an eternal movie marathon comprising of all my least favorite movies- all playing over and over again in-between listening to your 'reviews' played over-and-over. But that's just me.
My brother has this same mentallity, that, He has some devine 'knowledge', the rest of us simply cant grasp, he seems not to care for the people jesus will put on the Barbecue with his Jailor buddy satan... His argument is that , all they "unbelieveres" have to do is xcept jesus...it's really so pathetic at this point....
i HATE it when religious fucks laugh at non believers when they say they dont believe in God. theyre a bunch of sadistic, idiotic monsters who should be the ones who burn in hell.
My personal hell would be locked in a room with the members of Westboro Baptist Church and the rest of the irrational theists who cannot understand logic and reason.
My personal hell hmmmm i would become the wardon and kick all good people out of it lol and say you dont along here then pat the guy on the back and say "now get the fuck out" lol and god will be wondering what the fucks going on.I would just have partys with everyone else.Me and the devil would fight over whos leader and one make hell of a hell.
Ps. "Who told you can drink my apple juice" other guy "Satan said i could" me "That mother ****** "
People in Heaven are a lot like republicians, living good on their own while watching those who still live suffer the wrath of world suffering (Hell).
@Eigres1 that is proabably quite true. I'm no expert I don't claim to be , I would however to be a humanist as many other athiest probably would aswell.
“NO GOD NO RELIGION. JUST LIFE AND LOVE. Sadly... religious people will always be around, the best thing we atheists can all do is ignore these people and their fairytale beliefs, gratefully we all retain a thing called imagination, so... you can at least imagine a world without them.”
(Clean Version of what Th3RussBuss said) Religion is like depression. It's okay to be depressed. It's okay to wallow in self pity. But don't bring depression upon other people, and don't involve our children.
@cropathfinder I don't know. I just figured since everybody used the dick analogy, I'd use something else. I just thought depression because honestly, unless your emo, you probably don't want to be depressed. I was just trying it out! lol! Anyway, thanks for you feedback! I always enjoy when I post a comment, and another youtuber gives me feedback on said comment. So thanks again! -C & C
Religion is like a penis it's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, but don't don't go waving it around in public and definatly don't go shoving it down childrens throats!!!!!!
You know what, unless one has prepared ones consciousness the survive the shock of its inevitable seperation from the body that occurs at the instant of death, anniiliation is the worst prospect that most shall face... TJ doesn't bother with metaphysics or the esoteric, so bananapig is stuck in the "Philosophe"-kick, rehashing what was rehashed in the 19th century scientistic materialism. The most he can do is puncture the "fairylands" of the "devotionally religious". We "go" where we are sent.
@ThePeacefulPacifist: [What's in a name? Lol, I should hope that people should aspire to such heights of personal consistency, lol] Can you conclusively prove that I am a member, in exoteric affiliation, of the "Big Three" Abrahamic/Semitic Religions? "My Loving God?" Lol, you know me so well, don't you?
What the hell TJ? That was a hell of a rant about hell. Hell, next time I Cristian tells me I'm going to hell I'm gonna laugh like hell was going out of style. Should be funny as hell. Hell, if we happen to be wrong and there is a hell.... well hell, i'll save ya a seat at the Texas Hold em table. It a hell of a game and Im a hell of a player so i'll be hustling the hell out of Satan who is the King of hell. This was fun hell saying hell a hell of a lot of times. lmao See ya in hell everybody! $
My own personal hell would be the Christian heven.
"Oh fuck, its just as boring and dreary as I imagined it would be. Even worse than having to sit around worshippin' all day with these Christian douchebags...they were right all along!!!! Arrrggghhh...."
chimmychainsaw Wow, you're threatening someone with something they don't even believe? Fail.
However your choice to use such an idiotic insult doesn't surprise me. You referred to God as the "smarter choice", obviously you don't understand what the word "smarter" means. Even if it's one of the few words you were lucky enough to spell right.
I'm really disappointed people did not find my comment funny.. I was being satirical. I thought that youtube was intelligent enough to realize this but now that I think of it, the best parody's are indistinguishable from the truth.
@chimmychainsaw No, I'm just used to seeing tons of people that sound like that on youtube. People that aren't kidding at all. Bad grammar, religious bigotry... It's not, by any means, an "intelligent" place lol. Be more careful.
I'm a conservative Jew. A lot of people don't understand that Jews don't believe in eternal torment. They believe in ethereal penance whose time and intensity depends on the gravity of the misdeeds you failed to make recompense for. The general consensus is that you know ahead of time what you are going to experience, how long, and why... but I'm kinda hoping nobody tells Fred Phelps. Sometimes, we smirk when assholes get what they deserve. Have faith, or don't. Just be a good person.
My own personal hell? I'm pretty much living in it. Popular music and all other art forms are totally void of any creativity, it seems as though everyone in a position of power is corrupt, I can't seem to find any decent people to be with, and I can't fly. I wish I lived in the 70s and 80s.
@asnabelgur But not as much. And while those bad things were happening, better things happened aswell. What do we have now? Remakes of movies from the 80s and evens 90s, and no original or good music being played on the radio or TV. Unless you're on a classic station. Face it, today sucks.
@johncerasi Good point.Hell,maybe your right and Im wrong.After all,we now have Uwe Boll/Tyler Perry and The Ark Music Factory.What a wonderful combination.
P.S : Rick Astley and George Michaels = Popular in the 80's.Hence my previous comment.
@asnabelgur I get what you're saying, but at least Rick Astley was funny. And he certainly was better than most pop artists of today. I can stand his voice, I cannot stand Kesha's.
QOTD. My personal hell would involve demons erasing my memory of the 'Breaking Bad' series just to re-intruduce it to me, spoiling the end of each season an episode before the finale. Also as an extra spoonfull of torment, the afore mentioned demons would have to be racist demons. I'm just a white boy, but oooooh man, nothing gets me more jazzed up than racist demons. (one more thing, the racist demons would have us denizens of hell compete in a bobbing for apples contest, in mayonaise).
my personal hell would be going to heaven and having to deal with self righteous fundamentalist douchebags for all eternity but since theres no chance IN HELL (see what I did there?) that im getting into heaven I doubt there will be any torture even remotely as bad as having ot deal with those fundamentalists.
Hmm, my own personal hell. There are alot of pigeons and religious fanatics on the streets where i live these days, both of which i have a deep contempt for, so mines would have to be eternity on a dimly lit street with a fringe group, christian fundamentalist pigeon pecking me mercilessly whilst squawking 'if only you had turned to christ john, if only, if only' and endlessly shitting on my head.
he finds that bumper sticker offencive? Why? Because someone believes something differently than him? Well, I find his "FTW" poster behiend him offensive, What an idiot.
but in all honesty the burn in hell may infer (offends) another religion
For The Win(FTW)
Shouldn't offend anyone because it is not saying anything verbally,mentally or physiologically offensive
On the other hand I also agree that it is a bit redundant because that person is expressing their freedom of speech and may not mean to offend anyone in particular; simply expressing their religious views.
@schooled4ever coming from another generation when FTW meant fuck the world. I have since learned that FTW now means for the win. So in my eyes, FTW was offending, live and learn eh. Your comment is spot on.
Hmm... I can't really think of anything horrible enough, so I'll just say: "My personal hell will be like in Doom, because then I could fight my way out with all the brute force I can imagine."
my pesonal Hell would be a world where there is no night, where I am forced to listen the Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black for 1 half of the day, and watch christian networking and Glenn Beck the other half.
Spiritual agnostic here, and I know you've uploaded this video quite a while ago but I would like to contribute to the on-going conversation. I believe a true hell is being reincarnated into earthly world again. Living in this society created by man seems to be more of a hell than a fiery one.
If only christians can grow a brain and see that god is a douchebag and when you dont agree with you they'll just be like i hope you rot in hell! They are in fact winy pathetic fucks indeed if they think anyone with a brain is going to believe in a god that has a hard time appearing to everyone to prove one and for all that he's real or even a place where people are going to be torchered for not believing in an egotistical asshole. Christians these days......
@DarkCode Oh well its not like he flooded the world killing everyone or when he killed every first born child of the Egyptians or endorses war and slavery or even demands the deaths of certain people and also demands animal sacrifice. Yeah God is great despite all that. Btw if your to idiotic to know that was sarcasm. What do you do other then calling people idiots and forcing your beliefs onto people? Dude face it your convincing to no one so just grow some balls and loose your imaginary buddy.
@LOCUSTHATER666 Yea that's because the world was out of control and everyone was doing whatever they wanted. And as far as the first born it was not by his doing it was by the curse the Egyptian king put on everyone by his own mouth and even Moses warned him he would curse himself if he kept disobeying god if he didn't let his people go you idiot. Have you not seen the ten commandments? You are embarrassing yourself man. War is necessary when there is evil you stupid pacifist.
@LOCUSTHATER666 We are the masters of animals, animals are not people get that animal rights brainwashing out of your sorry mind and stop drinking liberal animism pagan coolaid. We eat animals, they protect us, or amuse us that's it they are not people and will never be the same. God is beyond magnificent specially because of all that. What part of the bs you spout is sarcasm? because you've been serious all along don't try to play stupid now it wont work on my intellect.
@DarkCode Your the most ignorant and hateful christian ive even talked to how can you still claim to be a loving christian when you said "End your life early and get a ticket to hell." Hell doesnt even exist like your common sense and everyone else here can agree. How about since you want to be with god and go to heaven since you said your already going there why dont you just kill yourself and go be one less christian in the world then you would actually be helpful. Goodbye crazy zealot.
@LOCUSTHATER666 First of all its You're not your moron. Second of all I am a loving christian but im not going to babysit your failures and your arrogant stupidity. Yes you are a waste of life. You mock God you mock Christianity and you are nothing but the devils piss stool. Hell does exist and you are on a highway directly to it, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars lol. I have many souls to save and killing myself is an unforgivable sin IDIOT. Is it really goodbye? Good Riddance.
@DarkCode Dear "Christian": Until you do die and find out if hell exists, you can be assured that you have -in the true spirit of the bible- contradicted yourself and Christianity;s teachings in your words. Also you're blatantly displaying a ridiculous misinformed PRIDE i.e. A DEADLY SIN! Do you honestly think of yourself so highly as to be a grand saviour of souls? Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell douchebag!
@RPSM101 How did I contradict myself show me the passage you Idiot. You come up with bullshit and yet provide no evidence. Typical Moron. Pride lol you are a complete dumbass. I already blessed all you morons so your curses are coming back to you lol
@DarkCode I was hoping you'd have the intelligence to see this yourself but anyway here goes. You are a Christian, you believe the book that tells you to worship a Jewish Zombie who has the holy gift of turning water into alcohol so more people can get shitfaced than ever, i.e. THE BIBLE. Said book says you should "Love thy neighbour as you'd love yourself and yet you tell LOCUSTHATER666 End your life now and get an early ticket to hell. That's not very loving now is it?
@RPSM101 Listen ass wipe if you keep calling Jesus a Jewish zombie i'm going to put you on ignore. . Turning water into wine was a sacred thing. You don't grasp the point of it. Its just as God turned the Nile river red so the Egyptians who didn't believe in God would suffer for their stupidity and go thirsty and to prove he had the power. I already told you im not going to baby sit idiots. You know we are suppose to love idiots like you so you abuse this and keep doing it. Get lost you Moron.
@kingofgames1220 He rose from the Dead Supernaturally and as made whole again, Zombies are brain dead and eat flesh and are not immortal once raised from the Dead, Jesus is. Sacrilegious Idiot, pray for your Soul for you are surely going to burn.
@DarkCode 1. I don't believe in an afterlife I believe our energy gets redistributed across the universe which is pretty cool. 2. he wasn't made whole in your holy book he still had all the wounds from the cross so he is pretty much the walking dead, and who's to say he didn't eat some people? Lol.
@kingofgames1220 You can believe your smart but that's never going to change the fact you are not lol just as God was and is and will forever be. So believe whatever non sense you believe it wont make a difference in the end when you go to hell for being an idiot. And again Jesus is immortal that's not walking dead moron.
A place where there are no cars, video games, all that teenage shit that we teenagers adore (i.e. music and such (but not the shitty music, my hell we ONLY have Adele and such, no Coldplay, Neutral Milk Hotel, or DEVO, or any other good bands. Only the Radio Disney shit that we can't even call "Music"))
KINDspotting 3 days ago
im seeing this video while im lisening to dimmu borgir - burn in hell.......................awsome
amarath84 5 days ago
My hell: listening to a preacher for more than 0.1 seconds.
DraconicLich 1 week ago
I am in hell, it's called, "America".
TrystanBen 1 week ago
Im already in it.
hidood5th 1 week ago
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JoeRingo118 1 week ago
i dont know if this is still relevant, but a room where yuor forced to wath twighlight, thats my hell
healer180 1 week ago
Its kind of sad when my kin does that to my atheist. Yes I'm a christian; however, I'm not an extremist like all these other guys. As you said TheAmazingAtheist they are no better than anyone else and its very sad to see that. I to am a man of justice and want to see peace in the world. It's my due to protect anyone in need who gets overpowered and bullied. My existence here is for my family and my fellow brothers and sisters around the earth, regardless if they are Islamic or Atheist.
TubaInferno 1 week ago
@TubaInferno if all christians were as understanding as you i would love it :D
krinkleberry 1 week ago
oh i thought it would be a cover of the priest song burn in hell
TheAmeader 2 weeks ago
My personal hell would be sitting through an eternal movie marathon comprising of all my least favorite movies- all playing over and over again in-between listening to your 'reviews' played over-and-over. But that's just me.
aussieotaku95 2 weeks ago
My brother has this same mentallity, that, He has some devine 'knowledge', the rest of us simply cant grasp, he seems not to care for the people jesus will put on the Barbecue with his Jailor buddy satan... His argument is that , all they "unbelieveres" have to do is xcept jesus...it's really so pathetic at this point....
karlbuttler 2 weeks ago
Plenty of unpleasant, stupid religious nuts flopping about these days.
crownby 2 weeks ago
my hell would be sat somewhere with nothing but a stick
MetalDoneMoreForME 2 weeks ago
my hell? sitting in church for all eternity.
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thumbs down because of your editing technique.
Pigroota 3 weeks ago
i HATE it when religious fucks laugh at non believers when they say they dont believe in God. theyre a bunch of sadistic, idiotic monsters who should be the ones who burn in hell.
ForceInsanity22 3 weeks ago
@ForceInsanity22 Too bad i dont believe in heaven nor hell .
BrianGriffin92 3 weeks ago
My personal hell would be locked in a room with the members of Westboro Baptist Church and the rest of the irrational theists who cannot understand logic and reason.
elnoraemily 3 weeks ago
An ad for Liberty University next to this video. How you say ... fail?
auroraman56 3 weeks ago
I was in a church with my sister then the priest asked me, "is that your girlfriend?" WHAT!!?
zombieboy3000 3 weeks ago
My personal hell hmmmm i would become the wardon and kick all good people out of it lol and say you dont along here then pat the guy on the back and say "now get the fuck out" lol and god will be wondering what the fucks going on.I would just have partys with everyone else.Me and the devil would fight over whos leader and one make hell of a hell.
Ps. "Who told you can drink my apple juice" other guy "Satan said i could" me "That mother ****** "
a084123 3 weeks ago
I love how your shirt says Sex with your girlfriend, when your fat and ugly and still play Legend of Zelda.
TristanTroll 1 month ago
@TristanTroll but yet you're beating your small dick to his videos and watching all them how sad child
MrGladBEASTftw 4 weeks ago
@TristanTroll He can probably even fuck your girlfriend... if you even have one.
iHarveyLOL 3 weeks ago
@TristanTroll And he is getting married, while you sit at home in front of a computer and troll. Win for the fat guy, fail for the troll.
elnoraemily 3 weeks ago
@TristanTroll Try less
morrowindarcherman 2 weeks ago
@TristanTroll I bet that you do as well.
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1 cor 1:18 for the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
mrcooldude964 1 month ago
My hell is Konata Izumi Dying.
MyJapanObsession 1 month ago
@MyJapanObsession That would be my heaven. BURN 2D WHORE, BURN!
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i want that shirt!
Ironriver57 1 month ago
lol At 0:03 I thought it was an add.
SuperXpress2 1 month ago
People in Heaven are a lot like republicians, living good on their own while watching those who still live suffer the wrath of world suffering (Hell).
Eigres1 1 month ago
@Eigres1 that is proabably quite true. I'm no expert I don't claim to be , I would however to be a humanist as many other athiest probably would aswell.
danielhunter01 1 month ago
@Eigres1 Accurate and unique analogy. +1
craigdavid00 1 month ago
@craigdavid00
I know right? Bunch of assholes. XD
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“NO GOD NO RELIGION. JUST LIFE AND LOVE. Sadly... religious people will always be around, the best thing we atheists can all do is ignore these people and their fairytale beliefs, gratefully we all retain a thing called imagination, so... you can at least imagine a world without them.”
– Daniel Hunter
danielhunter01 1 month ago
my personal hell is all tsun and no dere xD
cropathfinder 1 month ago
(Clean Version of what Th3RussBuss said) Religion is like depression. It's okay to be depressed. It's okay to wallow in self pity. But don't bring depression upon other people, and don't involve our children.
CartoonsAndComedy 1 month ago
@CartoonsAndComedy depression dosent work in that context
cropathfinder 1 month ago
@cropathfinder I don't know. I just figured since everybody used the dick analogy, I'd use something else. I just thought depression because honestly, unless your emo, you probably don't want to be depressed. I was just trying it out! lol! Anyway, thanks for you feedback! I always enjoy when I post a comment, and another youtuber gives me feedback on said comment. So thanks again! -C & C
CartoonsAndComedy 1 month ago
@CartoonsAndComedy no prob but emo dude seriously that is just a fad thats survived for too long
cropathfinder 1 month ago
Religion is like a penis it's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, but don't don't go waving it around in public and definatly don't go shoving it down childrens throats!!!!!!
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@Th3RussBus OI!!!! you stole that from me!!!
NaMeLeSsnOOblol 1 month ago
@NaMeLeSsnOOblol problem? :trollface:
Th3RussBus 1 month ago
@NaMeLeSsnOOblol i flagged it for you...
ThomasDemko 1 month ago
Didnt he say... "Oh God why??" when he was on fire? :P
MrRowan13 2 months ago
@MrRowan13 shut up
UltraWarIord 2 months ago
when i learned evolution my cowardly bag of shit of a biology teacher wouldn't even use the fucking_word evolution.
the closest he got was "so you see there is some possibility of common ancestry."
DragonstarMI 2 months ago
My own personal hell would have nonstop heavy metal and demon strippers. Cuz hell is fucking cool as shit, bitch.
Oujou13 2 months ago
I like it when I see fat ugly atheists on youtube complaining about Christians because it actually galvanizes my faith in GOD
natraan 2 months ago
@natraan lol
Luis766 2 months ago
You know what, unless one has prepared ones consciousness the survive the shock of its inevitable seperation from the body that occurs at the instant of death, anniiliation is the worst prospect that most shall face... TJ doesn't bother with metaphysics or the esoteric, so bananapig is stuck in the "Philosophe"-kick, rehashing what was rehashed in the 19th century scientistic materialism. The most he can do is puncture the "fairylands" of the "devotionally religious". We "go" where we are sent.
NKVism3 2 months ago
@ThePeacefulPacifist: [What's in a name? Lol, I should hope that people should aspire to such heights of personal consistency, lol] Can you conclusively prove that I am a member, in exoteric affiliation, of the "Big Three" Abrahamic/Semitic Religions? "My Loving God?" Lol, you know me so well, don't you?
NKVism3 2 months ago
@MrWhat913: If we can just find a vid of Pat Condell cramming a jar of gefilte-fish up HIS sorry ass, the lols will increase.
NKVism3 3 months ago
@NKVism3 The very word of your loving God!
ThePeacefulPacifist 2 months ago
Satan's got a BANANA for you big boy, don't worry, the pineapple comes later...
NKVism3 3 months ago
@NKVism3 lol
MrWhat913 3 months ago
What the hell TJ? That was a hell of a rant about hell. Hell, next time I Cristian tells me I'm going to hell I'm gonna laugh like hell was going out of style. Should be funny as hell. Hell, if we happen to be wrong and there is a hell.... well hell, i'll save ya a seat at the Texas Hold em table. It a hell of a game and Im a hell of a player so i'll be hustling the hell out of Satan who is the King of hell. This was fun hell saying hell a hell of a lot of times. lmao See ya in hell everybody! $
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My own personal hell would be the Christian heven.
"Oh fuck, its just as boring and dreary as I imagined it would be. Even worse than having to sit around worshippin' all day with these Christian douchebags...they were right all along!!!! Arrrggghhh...."
TheCelticChimp 3 months ago
@LordGiygue Oh I wish. I'm not even joking.
Triipticz 3 months ago
Well, my personal hell: All rock music, all screamo, ect,. is destroyed. Then all thats left is justin beiber abd Katy fucking Perry o.e
NecromancersLife 3 months ago
4:40 - 4:50 = my brother
Triipticz 3 months ago
if u dont like burning u shuld renounse ur athiestm and do the smarter choice: GOD
chimmychainsaw 3 months ago
@chimmychainsaw lol ur just silly
CombatZombieman 3 months ago
chimmychainsaw Wow, you're threatening someone with something they don't even believe? Fail.
However your choice to use such an idiotic insult doesn't surprise me. You referred to God as the "smarter choice", obviously you don't understand what the word "smarter" means. Even if it's one of the few words you were lucky enough to spell right.
ApatheticOmniscience 3 months ago
@ApatheticOmniscience
I'm really disappointed people did not find my comment funny.. I was being satirical. I thought that youtube was intelligent enough to realize this but now that I think of it, the best parody's are indistinguishable from the truth.
chimmychainsaw 3 months ago
@chimmychainsaw No, I'm just used to seeing tons of people that sound like that on youtube. People that aren't kidding at all. Bad grammar, religious bigotry... It's not, by any means, an "intelligent" place lol. Be more careful.
ApatheticOmniscience 3 months ago
Hell to me would be going to the christian heaven...
To my understanding people in heaven spend every moment of eternity worshiping and praising gods name... that to me sounds extremely boring...
TheFreezingVoid 3 months ago
@Awesomeduud I used to have that problem, but I now go to public school because I called Jesus a zombie in front of the principal.
mrquinnie429 3 months ago
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"Oh hmm, it appears that i am afflame." xD best part
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@gabumonfanclubx Oh hmm, it appears that you doubel posted...
tonyab09 4 months ago
@tonyab09 Oh hmm, it appears i triple posted... accidently
gabumonfanclubx 4 months ago
I'm living in it
ScAgCoWbOy 4 months ago
My personal hell is everyday I have to pretend I worship Jesus just because I'm an atheist in a Christian school
Awesomeduud 4 months ago
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@Awesomeduud Welcome to my world :(((((
9000tommygun 4 months ago
@Awesomeduud i know that feel bro.
Metalornothing1 4 months ago
@Awesomeduud I can't even imagine the torture you are going through.
MrBlackatheist 4 months ago
awesome shirt TJ
PinkotAnim 4 months ago
@PinkotAnim I was gonna say the exact same thing
AtheistGamer4 4 months ago
my hell: BEING A WOMAN!!!
Eigres1 4 months ago
why wouldn't it work. are physics different in hell? something or another?
goldmonkeyman 5 months ago
My hell: heven
TheBernhard100 5 months ago
All your videos are stupid and you should just shut the fuck up.
mariops2 5 months ago
@mariops2 can u do better ? no so shut the fuck up :D
artemn1 5 months ago
@artemn1
No seas pendejo baboso...
mariops2 5 months ago
@mariops2 Lo llamas pendejo a el? Lee tu propio comentario...
jacci08 5 months ago
@jacci08
a ti porque te cai el veinte..
mariops2 5 months ago
@mariops2 Yes you should.
Thegamerguy101 4 months ago
You have a lot of time on your shoulders lol..
SunnyGx5 5 months ago
Yup you're probably right TJ. Because of a little something called a hidden desire.
LOCUSTHATER666 5 months ago
WHO THE HELL WOULD DISLIKE THIS??? My answer, religious christian assholes
AssassinKills19 5 months ago
What would my personal Hell be? Texas.
FireJigglypuff2310 5 months ago
wtf are u talking about
scottymcballer 5 months ago
Haha, I thought the "Stop drop and roll won't work in hell" thing was an add in the beggining, and tried to exit out of it. xD
aPandorasboxofmusic 5 months ago
Sex with your girlfriend. (Y) 74 people like this.
MrXImpossible 5 months ago
The ad next to this video: Christian prayer Center, Post a Prayer Request, Thousands will pray for YOU. Post your prayer today!
JustLikeTheOtherDay 5 months ago
why did you censor it?
davidfordapple 5 months ago
I'm a conservative Jew. A lot of people don't understand that Jews don't believe in eternal torment. They believe in ethereal penance whose time and intensity depends on the gravity of the misdeeds you failed to make recompense for. The general consensus is that you know ahead of time what you are going to experience, how long, and why... but I'm kinda hoping nobody tells Fred Phelps. Sometimes, we smirk when assholes get what they deserve. Have faith, or don't. Just be a good person.
Imakoochan 5 months ago
...fuck
TheSteelexpresso 5 months ago
Seriously TJ, if you ever want to do more than these videos, you should become a voice actor! XD
star3catcherSEQUEL 5 months ago
lol my personal hell would probibly be... thats i would be the only atheist surrounded by christians O.O
theswedishdude1 5 months ago
eternal high school/adolescence
DXhardy831 6 months ago
My own personal hell? I'm pretty much living in it. Popular music and all other art forms are totally void of any creativity, it seems as though everyone in a position of power is corrupt, I can't seem to find any decent people to be with, and I can't fly. I wish I lived in the 70s and 80s.
johncerasi 6 months ago
@johncerasi Alot of crap music and crap films were also made in the 1980's.
asnabelgur 6 months ago
@asnabelgur But not as much. And while those bad things were happening, better things happened aswell. What do we have now? Remakes of movies from the 80s and evens 90s, and no original or good music being played on the radio or TV. Unless you're on a classic station. Face it, today sucks.
johncerasi 6 months ago
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asnabelgur 6 months ago
@johncerasi Good point.Hell,maybe your right and Im wrong.After all,we now have Uwe Boll/Tyler Perry and The Ark Music Factory.What a wonderful combination.
P.S : Rick Astley and George Michaels = Popular in the 80's.Hence my previous comment.
asnabelgur 6 months ago
@asnabelgur I get what you're saying, but at least Rick Astley was funny. And he certainly was better than most pop artists of today. I can stand his voice, I cannot stand Kesha's.
johncerasi 6 months ago
his shirt would be ironic if it said "69 people like this" instead of 74
bonk11000 6 months ago
why is a christianmingle add next to an amazingatheist video? Makes absolutly zero sense.
ohtrueblackops 6 months ago
as of yet i have not seen an amazing atheist video not worthy of a thumbs up.
DragonstarMI 6 months ago
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Zurrash 6 months ago
Religious = Sadistic
CIRCLECIX 6 months ago
this guys a fukin wanker
jice63 6 months ago
@jice63 yeah he jakcs off whats the big deal, nice spelling nigga its fucking
chavillenoob 6 months ago
@chavillenoob suck his dick.....spell check that punk
jice63 6 months ago
Latest news June 2011:
Hell burnt up. God is cleaning up the ashes right now.
aboyborninjune 6 months ago
whata hell is the hell ?
MrEngineerNasa 6 months ago
atheist booty mmmmmmmmmmm yummy
SmaragdineSage 7 months ago
i find it kinda funny that he said "ahhhhhhhrhhhhh god why? arghhhhh!!!!!"
frown151 7 months ago
BARBARA STREISAND
909Dwayne 7 months ago
QOTD. My personal hell would involve demons erasing my memory of the 'Breaking Bad' series just to re-intruduce it to me, spoiling the end of each season an episode before the finale. Also as an extra spoonfull of torment, the afore mentioned demons would have to be racist demons. I'm just a white boy, but oooooh man, nothing gets me more jazzed up than racist demons. (one more thing, the racist demons would have us denizens of hell compete in a bobbing for apples contest, in mayonaise).
rshekyahoo 7 months ago
That kid, that despicable little FUCK! I mean bleep!
ktheist420 7 months ago
my personal hell would be going to heaven and having to deal with self righteous fundamentalist douchebags for all eternity but since theres no chance IN HELL (see what I did there?) that im getting into heaven I doubt there will be any torture even remotely as bad as having ot deal with those fundamentalists.
218azerate1 7 months ago
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agent0sephiroth 7 months ago
Some of this video gave me a boner.
dRevan64 7 months ago
HAHAHA! LAY INTO THEIR BIG ATHEIST BOOTIES!!!
jmangta 7 months ago
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jmangta 7 months ago
Hell would get crushed under pressure.
Assuming there is a hell, that is. Which there isn't.
SpelignErrir 7 months ago
My personal hell would be talking to shockofgod...
Xelamorph67 7 months ago
Do you get your shirts from T-shirt hell? lol
WillyBumm 7 months ago
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jmangta 7 months ago
@jmangta their
GunCoppaz 7 months ago
Sex with your girlfriend
74 people like this
WanaPlayDrums98 7 months ago
My hell? I guess eternity stuck with a large group of Twilight and Justin Bieber fans.
FlashTwister 8 months ago
@FlashTwister
if there was a like button, i would press it xD
denslat1 8 months ago
@FlashTwister yeah playing Justin Beaver and Rebecca Crack all the time
TheWoodstock2009 7 months ago
Ah ehm on fire, oh no.
FreemanLambda 8 months ago
@FreemanLambda
fablan6 7 months ago
my hell would be no sex and porn
michaelangelo323 8 months ago
My hell would be no world of warcraft.
ZombieAutooo 8 months ago
@ZombieAutooo my hell would be stuck in tf2, kids are admins, and I am the heavy with just a sandvich and gru as my weapons
GameStar1300 8 months ago
rofl TJ lives down south in lusuiana of course hes gonna run into alot of chirstians xD ( or jesus freaks)
gotthkid2 8 months ago
Hmm, my own personal hell. There are alot of pigeons and religious fanatics on the streets where i live these days, both of which i have a deep contempt for, so mines would have to be eternity on a dimly lit street with a fringe group, christian fundamentalist pigeon pecking me mercilessly whilst squawking 'if only you had turned to christ john, if only, if only' and endlessly shitting on my head.
Samateepae 8 months ago
I agree that Christians just want to see people being tortured. I wonder why my Christian friends don't convert me. Isn't that their job?
MrLPmankidthing 8 months ago
@MrLPmankidthing
I may be Christian, but I tend to get along with people well. I don't enjoy people torture. I'm damn well not Hitler.
stickman2012 8 months ago
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@stickman2012: I am exactly like you. lol
erpuzzetta01 7 months ago
he finds that bumper sticker offencive? Why? Because someone believes something differently than him? Well, I find his "FTW" poster behiend him offensive, What an idiot.
thelala22222 8 months ago
@thelala22222 DO NOT QUESTION THE AMAZING ATHEIST
Jk
but in all honesty the burn in hell may infer (offends) another religion
For The Win(FTW)
Shouldn't offend anyone because it is not saying anything verbally,mentally or physiologically offensive
On the other hand I also agree that it is a bit redundant because that person is expressing their freedom of speech and may not mean to offend anyone in particular; simply expressing their religious views.
schooled4ever 8 months ago
@schooled4ever coming from another generation when FTW meant fuck the world. I have since learned that FTW now means for the win. So in my eyes, FTW was offending, live and learn eh. Your comment is spot on.
thelala22222 8 months ago
My personal hell?
Hmm... I can't really think of anything horrible enough, so I'll just say: "My personal hell will be like in Doom, because then I could fight my way out with all the brute force I can imagine."
ThatMan0verThere 8 months ago
my pesonal Hell would be a world where there is no night, where I am forced to listen the Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black for 1 half of the day, and watch christian networking and Glenn Beck the other half.
brooklea98 8 months ago
@machado231097 And you will moron lol
DarkCode 9 months ago
Sex with your girlfriend.
74 People like this.
Fatpiepro 9 months ago
i want to see the pope's face when he dies and he finds out he was celibate for no reason.
Noobssuckass300 9 months ago
@DarkCode I just love how you tried to look smart by making a grammar correction then immediately make your own.
rainbowsherbert8 9 months ago
Nice shirt. T-shirthell is awesome.
WellsTheGreat 9 months ago
Spiritual agnostic here, and I know you've uploaded this video quite a while ago but I would like to contribute to the on-going conversation. I believe a true hell is being reincarnated into earthly world again. Living in this society created by man seems to be more of a hell than a fiery one.
r3onkadena 9 months ago
If only christians can grow a brain and see that god is a douchebag and when you dont agree with you they'll just be like i hope you rot in hell! They are in fact winy pathetic fucks indeed if they think anyone with a brain is going to believe in a god that has a hard time appearing to everyone to prove one and for all that he's real or even a place where people are going to be torchered for not believing in an egotistical asshole. Christians these days......
LOCUSTHATER666 9 months ago
@LOCUSTHATER666 How is God bad when he gives you the free gift of eternal life if you believe in Him? Idiot.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode Oh well its not like he flooded the world killing everyone or when he killed every first born child of the Egyptians or endorses war and slavery or even demands the deaths of certain people and also demands animal sacrifice. Yeah God is great despite all that. Btw if your to idiotic to know that was sarcasm. What do you do other then calling people idiots and forcing your beliefs onto people? Dude face it your convincing to no one so just grow some balls and loose your imaginary buddy.
LOCUSTHATER666 9 months ago
@LOCUSTHATER666 Yea that's because the world was out of control and everyone was doing whatever they wanted. And as far as the first born it was not by his doing it was by the curse the Egyptian king put on everyone by his own mouth and even Moses warned him he would curse himself if he kept disobeying god if he didn't let his people go you idiot. Have you not seen the ten commandments? You are embarrassing yourself man. War is necessary when there is evil you stupid pacifist.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode Shut up
blackknight509 8 months ago
@blackknight509 NO. LOL
DarkCode 8 months ago
@LOCUSTHATER666 We are the masters of animals, animals are not people get that animal rights brainwashing out of your sorry mind and stop drinking liberal animism pagan coolaid. We eat animals, they protect us, or amuse us that's it they are not people and will never be the same. God is beyond magnificent specially because of all that. What part of the bs you spout is sarcasm? because you've been serious all along don't try to play stupid now it wont work on my intellect.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode Your the most ignorant and hateful christian ive even talked to how can you still claim to be a loving christian when you said "End your life early and get a ticket to hell." Hell doesnt even exist like your common sense and everyone else here can agree. How about since you want to be with god and go to heaven since you said your already going there why dont you just kill yourself and go be one less christian in the world then you would actually be helpful. Goodbye crazy zealot.
LOCUSTHATER666 9 months ago
@LOCUSTHATER666 First of all its You're not your moron. Second of all I am a loving christian but im not going to babysit your failures and your arrogant stupidity. Yes you are a waste of life. You mock God you mock Christianity and you are nothing but the devils piss stool. Hell does exist and you are on a highway directly to it, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars lol. I have many souls to save and killing myself is an unforgivable sin IDIOT. Is it really goodbye? Good Riddance.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode Dear "Christian": Until you do die and find out if hell exists, you can be assured that you have -in the true spirit of the bible- contradicted yourself and Christianity;s teachings in your words. Also you're blatantly displaying a ridiculous misinformed PRIDE i.e. A DEADLY SIN! Do you honestly think of yourself so highly as to be a grand saviour of souls? Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell douchebag!
RPSM101 9 months ago
@RPSM101 How did I contradict myself show me the passage you Idiot. You come up with bullshit and yet provide no evidence. Typical Moron. Pride lol you are a complete dumbass. I already blessed all you morons so your curses are coming back to you lol
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode I was hoping you'd have the intelligence to see this yourself but anyway here goes. You are a Christian, you believe the book that tells you to worship a Jewish Zombie who has the holy gift of turning water into alcohol so more people can get shitfaced than ever, i.e. THE BIBLE. Said book says you should "Love thy neighbour as you'd love yourself and yet you tell LOCUSTHATER666 End your life now and get an early ticket to hell. That's not very loving now is it?
RPSM101 9 months ago
@RPSM101 Listen ass wipe if you keep calling Jesus a Jewish zombie i'm going to put you on ignore. . Turning water into wine was a sacred thing. You don't grasp the point of it. Its just as God turned the Nile river red so the Egyptians who didn't believe in God would suffer for their stupidity and go thirsty and to prove he had the power. I already told you im not going to baby sit idiots. You know we are suppose to love idiots like you so you abuse this and keep doing it. Get lost you Moron.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode But Jesus was Jewish and he rose from the dead so he was a zombie, so he is a jewish zombie.
kingofgames1220 9 months ago
@kingofgames1220 He rose from the Dead Supernaturally and as made whole again, Zombies are brain dead and eat flesh and are not immortal once raised from the Dead, Jesus is. Sacrilegious Idiot, pray for your Soul for you are surely going to burn.
DarkCode 9 months ago
@DarkCode 1. I don't believe in an afterlife I believe our energy gets redistributed across the universe which is pretty cool. 2. he wasn't made whole in your holy book he still had all the wounds from the cross so he is pretty much the walking dead, and who's to say he didn't eat some people? Lol.
kingofgames1220 9 months ago
@kingofgames1220 You can believe your smart but that's never going to change the fact you are not lol just as God was and is and will forever be. So believe whatever non sense you believe it wont make a difference in the end when you go to hell for being an idiot. And again Jesus is immortal that's not walking dead moron.
DarkCode 9 months ago