Confession Time: Zelda Rap Video

[Kira36915]

girl you so beatiful



[Reverse3ffect]

You say umm a lot

[asiaticdeviant1]

Nice job on the playing Zelda...

Btw, has your nose been broken? It looks like mine...and mine has been broken

And did I hear a porno reference? Pffft, keep trying, girl.

[Atlas2464]

Beautiful with a pretty voice

[123SpaghettiosForMe]

you're pretty

[PerryFav]

Was she really the girl off of the Smosh video????

[superawesomedude1778]

can you make a confession about how Ian was humping u at the end

[superawesomedude1778]

umm are you saying for meh to grow up i just started watching this video shes is pretty

[dstoudenmire007]

1:50 rotflmao

[Yayopuppy]

Who's they by the way?

[Yayopuppy]

Not anymore? 0_0

[zerobrosinc]

K00LSAUCE IS AWSOME NO LIE

[paprikaSTUDIOS]

Wow! Your costumes were amazing. Do you take commissions on costumes?

[PeetaandKatniss532]

Speaking of the Zelda Rap

How did you feel when Ian was kinda humping you at the end

[jollyoldyou]

i think ur real hot, girl. but making kids story wont snap u out from ur loniness. yes, i learn mental studies in harvard university, go find a boyfriend...or if u had one.

[lGeek1Dayl]

got a question : she does wonderwomen in ''if cartoon were real'' or it's not her?

[joeisthego]

whats the other video she talks about?

[lukazuzu11]

L-I-N-K

[TheSolidpillow]

jesis u studder alot

guess i would too

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

you look like taylor swift :D

[WeWalkAmongThem]

The reeeeeally creepy part is i was already in my chair with a puppy and a pillow, and then read the "grab a pillow and find a puppy to cuddle with" part xD

[KyrieMikomi]

You seem to be trying hard not to curse in this video for some reason, but that only made me lol at the surprise butt sex.

[McGruff5150]

The hottest thing since Cynthia Preston.

[jchew721]

drinking game for every time she says uhhhh lol

[Cabriark]

"Have a nice happy jerk off to her name, and not mine." I'm sure she appreciates the suggestion.

[Beyblademffreak]

It has an ocarina like in ocarina of time just asking I wouldn't no cuz I've never played anything except ocarina of time and minish cap (the first ten levels)

[megamanxx3001]

@jackiegoehner How was it working with Smosh while making the video?

[crystalsharpable]

U have a pretty vioce

[PurpleLoki]

not fair.



[totalhalibut2]

How about we take a shot every time she says um-uh

[bladesofjuan]

id be super uncomfortable about all these comments and jerking off that people do/say to her o.o

[rexprsn1]

ur the sexiest grl i have ever met in my life

[Ozzy2817]

... I think a´m in love with you o.O

[11545916]

THE PLOT WAS BASED OFF OCARINA OF TIME! WHAT NOW? POOPHEAD!

[m0nsterst0orm]

U r fuckin sexy

[sephiros9999]

You made the costumes? girl you are talented

[JAYtheMAN2121]

Jacquelyn Goner? more like Jacquelyn BONER!!

[fastescocky]

@JAYtheMAN2121

Not Goner.... Goehner

Its a german name. 'oe' -> 'ö' in germany. So the original name of her ist Göhner. :)

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@JAYtheMAN2121 Wow. How mature.

[JAYtheMAN2121]

@Ticothesquirrel1 I bet your a scrotum tightening feminist. Once women realize that equality means that they will actually have to work for a living, they will admit their inferiority so they can sit around and eat chocolate and have their periods or whatever. Then they can devote their time to washing my dishing and giving me hand jobs.

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@JAYtheMAN2121 Are you kidding me? I'm 12. I'm not a feminist, and I enjoy guys company. I understand life, and that I will work for a living. And seriously? I don't think women having periods have anything to do with this. And, I don't even like chocolate. I'm lactose and tolerant. So, you can bet I'm a feminist, but you would lose. Feminism really hasn't partaken in my life at all. So piss off. 

[krazykiddle]

@Ticothesquirrel1 lactose intolerant ***

[Ticothesquirrel1]

@krazykiddle Oh god... I'm so embarrassed.. I can't believe I spelled it like that! Ahhh! I'm not thinking straight now... @_@

[mstevensh]

you are a little nervous girl

but cute XD

[Kr0n1cK0rn]

Well thats a real boner killer that it isnt your real voice # foreveralonefapingtowhateverhe­rnamewasbecauseitwastoolongtor­emeber

[Kr0n1cK0rn]

Well thats a real boner killer that it isnt your real voice #foreveralonefapingtowhateverh­ernamewasbecauseitwastoolongto­remeber

[dragofchaos]

@NerdyVideoGameHero alright first of all what I said in a made sense when read literally. Except the part on truth and stipidity I misunderstood your post. Also the reason I even replied was because your first response ended with you saying you disliked her because of the link handedness misconception. So i think my response is justified. Finally, wouldn't be a bit pretentious of me not respond with highschool insults considering I am in highschool? I thought they were pretty funny lol.

[TheUndefinied]

LOLZ! who cares that funny ^__

^

[Theevaristox]

beatifull



[zigzag675]

You don't need to wear those fake eyelashes. You'd be prettier without them.

[Xtratix]

cute and funny ;D thanx for making this vid, it was really cool to hear from someone that worked on that project :B

[tenguname]

i think the insults are my favorite part. they made me laugh. or the ending. nice vid :)

[rocketmanntime]

Stop being so fucking perverted u assholes It's like you've never seen a pretty girl before! All yout doing is making an ass out of yourself your not even close to being cool for saying that shit. N big black ass guy? I bet u have no girl for the shit that come out of your mouth so do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up. Damn ppl grow up!

[STTARSX2]

@rocketmanntime u have a point there these people need a life

[Protoman242011]

@rocketmanntime YEAH! Wut U said. *looks awkwardly*

[Bigblackniggerable]

Would you like my black rocket in you?

[Lp4life4]

Ok she is hot i agree but stop commenting about jerking off she propably is offened..

[2tuns]

@Lp4life4 ima jerk off to that

[HBdntGivaShit]

Umx312

Uhx362

Likex74

Andx465

Thex81

But wateva, a hot Zelda

[jamesbean326]

that thing she said about the "masturbating"..... totally true....

[flippofem]

Are you wearing contacts here? Because they make you look odd. A bit dumb, in combination with you stiff talk and fake lashes. But you were a great Zelda.

[iluvferretsandsnakes]

anthony is hot

[Unwishingsnow68]

do u have a face book jackie goehner

[Linkandzeldarules]

Omg... she said "uhh" 50 times before the 3 min mark. regardless... the rap video is great and have the song downloaded :)

[Thekeyblademaster525]

your reaction to ian's hug in extras was funny

[TopTenCrew]

'Im sure Anthony feels the same way.'

Doubt it.

[yannickplamondon]

soo cuteee !!!

[Sassykatie17]

She says "um" almost as much as my spanish teacher!

[MagicalPegusis]

She's so cute aw

[Bubba93000]

All I wanna do is have sex and smoke weed. Then when I'm done, I'm gonna have another fatty after I fuck the shit out of your face.

[Rastakoolman]

You're cute ! :O



[chiksnbooz]

I'm still gonna jerk-off to this voice :P

[Chanman1018]

@Gavit666 indeed I do agree. To much umm and ahh in it.

[MrLoKeNdeR0]

jacqueline goehner more of jacqueline boner!

[MrLoKeNdeR0]

of course i masturbate on you

[RunninRebelBen]

Lortabs.

[ozkardrums]

every day i put this video, i don't know why, i love your voice (:

[Selkie1]

That's not your voice?! YOU LIED TO ME. I still think you're sexy as shit, so no harm done.

[Sabooru]

um um um um um um yeah um um um um

[44redman1]

what was the budget for the ledgend of zelda rap video?

[bradprincipe]

i like very mucho the legend of zelda rap :) i love your voice ♥.♥ you are very beautifull ^^

[deathriff117]

Your hot....

[VLS1998t]

I lvoe how you apologize for saying "fanny" and smosh calls us bitches, says shit, fuck, ass and many other words in their videos... and they dont really care :P

[Joshua20106341]

anymore????????????????



[Gavit666]

Watch out for the "uummmmm" and the "aaaaa" there are too many of them. This is not to annoy, it's just to improve, I loved the zelda rap!

[mrrcloudbri]

Wow, I think you might be the classiest person to have ever posted a video on youtube. Awesome job on the costumes, looking forward to the next big project

[MusicPortugal1]

She owned you perverts!

Hey Jackie, great taste and style in clothes! Pretty!

[CNJstudio]

I was playing ocarina of time and link was left and right handed

[shiraknima]

you are beautiful. i love your face.

[pottekkat]

I heard you say that tarty joke and now I would like to marry you :)

[froo13]

i like how she thinks fanny is bad language but she says poop head xD idk but i thought that was worse,haha u seem really nice :)

[GoodnightTheMega]

i wanna have sex with you..

[mooseandseb744]

rather masterbate to u not her

[totalhalibut2]

Holy shit i laughed so god dam hard when she said have a nice happy jerk off to her HAHA

[djarjarbinks]

@totalhalibut2 ohh man she almost said it with a straight face

[Lokautable]

@totalhalibut2 lol nice try bro

[houghtob1234]

Hmm... not as interesting as I hoped it would be. She kept assuming I thought things that I didn't. I, personally, thought that the tongue thing would have been disgusting.

[houghtob1234]

Wait... "not anymore"... So it used to be your fetish?!

[houghtob1234]

I don't has puppy.

[miasakii]

ur so prettyyyy c:



[curlytops01]

this is like off the pill

[jachvideos]

B to the O to the O to the B to the S

lol yaaaaay

[justkallmekai]

I'm right handed!

[De1ta11]

@MattRodrig It is KO0LSAUCE and yes the second O is a zero

[MattRodrig]

@De1ta11 I found it now.. thank you

[TryACM]

You Are So Hot! And You Are A Star! You sing fantstic!

[superfreakinninja]

you should tutorial on how you made the link costume :D

[MattRodrig]

Can someone please post the coolsocks' youtube channel? I didn't find it..

[curlytops01]

@MattRodrig watch the zelda rap. look at the description.

[MattRodrig]

@curlytops01 thnx

[curlytops01]

@MattRodrig yw

[neddypwnz]

All I wanna do is fuck and party

[Novamaster12345]

since you didnt like being licked what about when he humped you

[cHiN0o07]

eres igualita a Barbara Ortiz clavada como 2 gotas de agua

[mememejst]

Link is left handed, there should an optin for left or right handed mode on the wii.

i don't relly care if link was left or right handed in zelda rap

[ZaGoClan]

I jerk off to you ;) not other girl

[ZaGoClan]

Your so hot

[meckra]

lol you're so cute

[alex45kicker]

Hahaha she's komedy

[cisnei100]

nem pa rtradusir pra portugues pra ve a falta do que ... nada

[AnimeLady501]

Go kiss a porqupine! I loled hard at that, and i'm not sure why

[nohulse]

Jackie, I have 3 questions for you: How did you make the rupees? Was that really Batman's cape as a part of the costume? And what if Link has been ambidextrous this whole time, just no one knew about it?

[BoondockSaintsBro]

Getting licked in the eye

[BoondockSaintsBro]

Did it hurt frying licked in the eye? Lol

[geourgeliqour]

hey its jackie :)

[jbro1626]

@rickmastergeneral

[bamseper]

i still wanna mastu - nevermind. you are nice :)

[OoMusicoO100]

THUMBS UP IF U CAME HERE BECUZ' OF LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP

[houghtob1234]

@OoMusicoO100 No shit Sherlock. She was in it.

[Mercfluffy]

KO0LSAUCE

this girl sang it

[LittlebroSS]

What is up with ass-long comments? Right?

[BrokenHeroism]

So what um... I'm um getting is um... that-uh she's got a-uh point... uhm, uh everyone should-uh listen.

Also, He is originally left-handed and they flipped twilight princess for the Wii after previously building it for GC. and Skyward Sword is just as shitty as wind waker. It's like you're playing Zelda:The Faces of evil and your fucking up Where the wild things are.

[Nobodysflooding]

Her first language isn't english, no?

[SimranCandyMann]

lolol in the tags "puppys are cuter than babies"

[thisxisxsammi]

Hahahaha you're adorable.

[Acakeman1]

She's hot

[crankingsteve1]

I started busting up laughing when she said, "ummm no, actually STUPID!" Put soo much emphasis on the STUPID part. lol Soooo cute! haha

[5Rseas]

OMG!! 99 times she said um/uh (yes I have no life)

[TheLudo94240]

Jackie Goehner is a beautiful girl <3 =).

[tysovsky]

Um you know um um you um I um wann um masturbate um *fap fap fap fap fap*

[dragofchaos]

@tysovsky dude... that actually made me laugh.

[tysovsky]

@dragofchaos I'ma glad it did LOL

[BreakdownEvan]

I am a'drinking to the ums and uhs and yeahs. W/ the acutayl honest to gooedest Jacqueline Goehner here right now. I am so drunk.

[julietlovexox]

NEXT TIME YOU SAY UM UH IM GONNA KILL- *sorry this user is dead*

[pivotboy247]

@julietlovexox troll

[BaconMustache2011]

link is very lucky :)

[Big786A]

LINK WHAT THE HELL

[nfsdude007]

Subbing for the zelda video.... You're beautiful... seriously

Great, now i sound like a zelda fanboy

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

lol happy jerk off! its a holiday now :D

[drummfreak22]

LINK IS NEVER THE SAME PERSON! WHO CARES WHAT HAND HE USES!

[NerdyVideoGameHero]

Oh JackieGoehner... Link is supposed to be left-handed. Lore wise he was meant to be left-handed in Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword, but they went with the decision to make him left handed. Know why? Marketing. The majority of Wii players are right-handed. You can figure out the rest, right? I kind of admired/liked you until I saw this video too =/

[dragofchaos]

@NerdyVideoGameHero Replace the "hero" with "manlover" and your username is perfect you asshole.

[NerdyVideoGameHero]

@dragofchaos The truth makes you fanboys soooooo mad. Thanks for showing how unintelligent you are by striking with ad hominem rather than making any actual sense or stating why you dislike my post. Look forward to seeing your reply you heroic white knight you!

[dragofchaos]

@NerdyVideoGameHero So, me calling you a manlover (truth) shows how unintelligent I am? So you seem to believe that there is a direct correlation between telling the truth and stupidity?? And how is anybody supposed to like your post, when you say that you no longer like somebody for caring what Link's preference for his hands. Something so insignificant but apparently you felt so strongly that you needed to spend your time pointing that out. Then again if my time consisted of loving men Iwould2

[dragofchaos]

@dragofchaos "for (not) caring"

[NerdyVideoGameHero]

@dragofchaos Again... more ad hominem. Correlation between the truth and stupidity? What are you, twelve? You're clearly outmatched here-- Your petty attempts, resorting to unverifiable nonsense, to insult me show that completely. "And how is anybody supposed to like your post, when you say that you no longer like somebody for caring what Link's preference for his hands" Do you know what you're talking about?

[NerdyVideoGameHero]

@dragofchaos  I was just correcting information that was false. Yes, she was on a popular fan-made Zelda video. Yes, she's attractive. Doesn't make her word truth. Miyamoto confirmed Link is left handed for TP (The game was mirrored for Wii distribution). Most Wii players are right-handed. Simple business move. If you're phishing for rage, you won't get it. You'll get a chuckle and an ignore if you can't come at me with anything more than high school insults.

[froo13]

@NerdyVideoGameHero who really gives a flying frickin crap what hand link uses?!!!??? pay attention to her PERSONALITY not her OPINION on what hand link uses

[jubearsun]

uhh haha

[WorldAtlus]

if an ugly girl made the same exact video it would be trolled so hard

[dragofchaos]

@WorldAtlus lol

[mrrickless980abell]

DRINKING GAME!!! every time she says uhh, ummm, or ahh take a shot.

[NerdyVideoGameHero]

@mrrickless980abell Oh I'm going to be so hung over for class tomorrow...

[rickmastergeneral]

Everytime she say's Um uh.....we take a shot :D

[Bordann]

@rickmastergeneral Either you have shots lined up or you're constantly pouring.

[griffthedragoon]

@rickmastergeneral you would be drunk in less then 2 mins... lets do this

Hahahahaha