Imagine you heard this on your answering machine

[TourettesGuyAdox]

Probably fake but funny.

[mmabagain]

Can't help but laugh with this guy!

[RolandDeschain1]

Oh, God, I hope this is real!

[Songspoint]

Hillbilly Joker.

[ArgotMay]

Friggen awesome.... I love this guy.

[kristiesplay]

lmfao. roflmao. too funny

[themeatful]

41 people got beat up with a Bible by "Mother Goose"

[pinback10]

I'd hate to meet those 4 old ladies in a dark alley at night! I wouldn't make it out alive!

[ThePaleBunnyPreserve]

You might think it could be fake, but that laugh is too real. As each funnier and more bizarre thing happens, he laughs so hard you can hear the tears squeeze out of his eyes SHE'S HITTIN' HIM WITH A BIBLE LMAO LMAO Thats one of those surprise things that's just so off the wall you have to laugh hysterically.

[ThePaleBunnyPreserve]

I love this guys voice and everything, his accent is totally southern. LMAO I'm from Tennessee and I see these little old church ladies. XD Thats what makes it even more funny.

[bitingontinfoil]

My new fave! Mother goose beatin` on the head with a hard backed bible! LOLOLOL

[bitingontinfoil]

LOVE this guys laugh!!! (unintelligible) JACKHAMMER BADA-BADA-BADA! LOL

[EpicFTWTutorials]

Sweet ass American justice!

[SkootWilliams94]

Lol why do u have an impala up?

[cromepistola]

Wish I was there!

[xFelix898x]

Sounds like Monty Python recreating a battle.

[JollyJollies22]

Derp. So fake.

[coolbreezebeach]

love the lil mother goose woman

[ladymargaretroseKy]

Get 'm Grannies!! Go, go, go! LOL

[missy0387]

omg this is too funny!!!!!

[NatureLover987]

37 people have hit 4 old ladies in a car and got the same treatment XDXDXD

[hackneycarriage]

ha 37 people dont have any sense of humour. brilliiant

[mehrdadtedayrom]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

priceless

[mehrdadtedayrom]

i love this guy's laugh...

[Trowa1293]

The 37 people who dislike this are people who getting peppered sprayed in the face and then beaten after a car accident.

[kiltnihzur]

@Trowa1293 well i dont like it but not because of any you have given it just seems pointless i meen if there was a video for it then it may be worth watching but with someguy just talking on a phone for all we know hecould hav totaly made it up and acted it out but hey it doesnt matter some people like this kind of stuff and some dont...i am one just thinks it is stupid and pointless but hey it is just my own paticular taste

[RandomnessMii]

Geniusxd

[PainReaperSwe]

This is freaking hilarious! Damn shame he didn't get it on tape.. The guys laugh is just awesome hahahahaha

[tracemaster100]

corrupt nuns?

[cetnikz]

This guy would be cool to drink with.

[liv2roc]

your laugh makes me laugh so hard, and ur descriptions are hilarious!! :D

[MrLegendarykilla]

ha ha this is a true story i was there

[floridabowhunter]

omg i wish i was there!!! he should have video taped it.

[BOJOPAWS]

Fake

[MrReymoclif714]

Nice whiskey laugh!

[djbbarendregt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love this guys laugh hahahaha its awesome it sounds like my dad hahahaha

[Machobabymaker]

i will never look at an old lady the same again

[AdamHendersonFilms]

haahahhaaha lmfao thats hilarious man

[klmericle]

Funny!!!!!!

[IronKatana4]

that sounds EXACTLY like my friend on Playstation network!!!!

[farmingtonstar]

I heard this several years ago. Anybody know where it originates from?

[ilovemoney888]

@farmingtonstar i think texas

[emi9239]

lmfaooooo.

[elite055]

SHES HITTIN HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE HAHAHAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[cheesynounou]

im prank calling people with this message

[starlionblue]

Another crazy thing: there's a Monty Python skit about four mean grannies who terrorize London. I saw the episode and thought of this guy. I died laughing!

[Ihateclinton2]

fake and gay

[nick2009me]

ROFL This is the craziest thing ever

[nazukum2]

what he should've done is hang up the phone and jump in on beating up the guy!

that or whip out his video camera :)

[gippio1]

cattle prod...mother goose...bible...i love this

[7145551234]

She's about 4ft nuthin

[kiddi1000]

ROFL

POW POW, POW,

she is about four foot nothen! and hitten him all over

LOL

[Deuce68270]

this guys laugh is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[otdtyh]

I thought it was fake until the guy started laughing. It sounds pretty realistic. lol

[darkpal123]

ROFLMFAO!

[ladiibankhead]

hahahhahaahahaha o wow ppl r crazy

[Aquila58]

Just too funny! I wish I was there to see it.

[KonekoKatsumi]

lolz "SHE HIT 'EM WITH A BIBLE!"

[JohnEko]

@KonekoKatsumi lol that is my fav part

[happymana]

Fake and Gay.

[WarHero1246]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­l

[artbyspring]

choked lol

[latindiana21]

omg!! soooo funny!!

[alterbridgefan99]

LOL NVI Bible. It's NIV lol

[onejanedoe2003]

Hysterical laughter!! Mother Goose is one bad lady!

[overheater34]

lol, a guy got pwnt by a hardback bible

[linkin0007]

i think voice mail is always like 1 min or something...am i wrong?

[sapphirerocky]

Wrong. Mine can take up to a 12 minute message.

[leafsfan9917]

@sapphirerocky really, mine does

[ViceCityStoriesPro36]

its fake

[soulcapta678]

read the other comments b4 u post.

[N8TAV]

HA HA HE HE HO HO NOT!!!!!

[CamaroSS2236]

This is gold. It is 100% real. Its been around for years and originated on Ebaums world.

[JelsT5]

Brilliant! Fake or not, brilliant! PMSL!!!!

[CamaroSS2236]

Its very real. This has been around since 2003 with ebaums world. One of the best answering machine calls haha

[babysqueaks36]

his laugh reminds me of the laugh from one of the gorillaz song. lol.

[AddEmotion]

rofll

[soniasonia]

lol yeah it does

[alterbridgefan99]

@babysqueaks36

haha your right it remindes me of the gorillaz song laugh. Holy S*** I can't stop laughing

[MRecke7]

I'd like to see this guy !!! He's a great entertainer.

[rosesofmay08]

so funny.

[HaydenFSX]

somehow i feel this is fake

But LOL :)!!!!

ROFL!!

[bighalo2]

lol mother goose and he sounds like a midget from willy wonka

[snoopygurl98]

omg :D this is so funny :D

[shaytalis]

Mother Goose

[edgelivin182]

LOL! I'm so glad I found this again! Been looking for it for a good while!

[bobbie4]

Priceless. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying......

[nirvana19]

omg im literally crying in laughter, this guy's laughter is just classic

[starlionblue]

You just can't make up this shit! I'm sure it's real.

[edgelivin182]

that laugh is so not fake

[Annjirikah]

His laugh is what makes this so hilarious.

[KoryWB]

Mother Goose

[WhiskersMctabby]

that was hilarious!!! 1 of the old ladies hit him with a bible!! lol!!

[musiclover3150]

omg that just made my frikin day that was to funny!!! uf i was there i would have been laughing to hard to talk

[bindigove]

too funny

[93sammo]

This is real and was on the radio in Dallas, TX in 2007 on KLIF radio. This just cracks me up.

[93sammo]

I heard this over 2 yrs ago but it is still the all time funniest I have ever heard. Part is the blow by blow narration, the other is the guy is soooo tickled and his laugh is just hilarious. I'm a Texan and I guarantee you so is the guy.

Funniest ever!!!

[crzygrl3678]

omg this was SO funny!

[rawd]

Rofl is this real? I've always wondered.

Wouldn't the machine cut you off after like a minute?

[TheRealDavlion]

the laugh at 2:00-2:05 is priceless! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

5*'s

[truckerwannabe14]

shes about 4 foot nuttin'.lol

[leafsfan9917]

lol made my day

[ImTheHaloGod]

that laugh sounds like danny devito

[supimbob12]

lmfao XDDDDDDDD

that is the best thing i've ever heard. you have no idea how much i would pay to be there to see this.

[ag0318]

this is retarted

[Benoka]

Dude, do you read what you write, before you post it?

[snez100]

Nice spelling!!

[jaybee892]

i love the guys laugh

[rhinogoing2kill]

wow. u got 2 watch 4 those old ladies man!

[oB33TLEJUIC3o]

Omg, so great.

[awallaceful]

go grammas! lol

[halo3be4stly]

Might be fake. Either way its funny.

[JerrySinefield]

This guys laugh sounds like that sample in Feel Good Inc.

[2dfangirl17]

@JerrySinefield exactly XD

[BlueAyez]

Somebody's full of s*&T

[PTC0000]

hahaha that would be awesome

[DJVOLLMERSTHF]

omg so fuc*in funny

[purpledinosaurus]

What a Laugh! :DDD

[EZBruv]

I'd be loling so hard.

[PYTHAGORAS101]

Huhmmmm ,funny in psycho yanky land , but not in my world .

[JamROckDizzleness]

someone needs to pull the stick out their ass!

[PYTHAGORAS101]

someone needs to come to terms with their ass fixation !

JamR !!!, hahahaha

[PantsB4Squares]

From that comment id say your world is psycho land

[Babyt4]

OMG this is hilarious his laugh was the best part lmao!

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

I heard this before! This is so awsomely funny!

[kazb25]

lol

[donny1824]

that is hilarious hes like laughing the whole time lmao

[PrincessKitty20]

i LOVE this

[doudeau1988]

J

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[Zmairo]

so.... so.. im not comming in at work today, bye boss! LMAO!

[jbmharley]

damn the guy laughs so funny XD

[JediGoddessChristy]

lol "she bout four foot nothing".

[marker853]

the windah

[NVYNRSMOM]

TOO FUNNY ONLY IN THE BIBLE BELT!!!

[CVXQ]

lmao

[knighterrantfilms]

ha ha

[hottrose58]

wow

[IAmJustAnotherMind]

Yeah... if you saw an accident, would you narrate the actions of the people involved, or would you hang up and call 911?

This is a stupid (and fake/scripted) load of BS. If you couldn't figure out, you might want to get some common sense.

[IAmJustAnotherMind]

If you need proof, listen to the "conversation" that's supposed to make you believe it's real. He's supposedly leaving a message for someone so that if a third party calls to locate the speaker (who would be unreachable), the answering machine owner (currently unreachable) can pass along the info.

"Jerry's probably going to be calling you to find out where I'm at, if he can't get a hold of me I'm sure so uh..."

Try leaving a 3.25 min long message on an answering machine now. Please.

[PrincessKitty20]

I received a VERY long voice mail the other day...sure...about that long. And whether or not it is scripted it doesn't matter: It is hilarious

[ryanbrooks34]

so? who gives a fuck? the best entertainment in the world is scripted...."you might want to get some common sense".......jackass.

[kilakatz]

i dont know about you fully but i do know id sit there and laugh my ass off and give the comentary on it also

[xwerefoxx]

OMG this is funneh !!!!!!!!

[engangs]

omg! im laughing and crying! this is great XD

[jamie0333]

Lmao, his laugh makes me laugh even more.

[Bomb1525]

.......umbrella........ lol

[akatsukischick]

lol!

[ISUPPORTANON]

LOL

[bacon4lunch]

pie

[strychninekiss]

I just heard this clip on Coast to Coast AM! I laugahed my ass off! So happy someone posted it here on YT!

Thanx!

[fatguy605]

this shit is funny.. if only there was a video to compliment it..

[starlionblue]

I would pay good money to see that!

[repsolrider07]

what a great laugh!!!i was crying at this! just imagining the story.fab.

[jakefontaine]

roflmaool!

[thefraze89pb]

2:40. omg..to funny.

[wwedude45]

this is acullay true

i seen this on funny junk

[dgmxviana]

lol sounds like my english teacher! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[shockey66]

so fake

[aseretkavon]

ROFL

[Shashanyaara]

XD WTF?

[Glasses5x]

Holy CRAP DUDE! That laugh is frickn' contagious like none other!! ROFL!

[TriphopJunkie]

Oh man I just laughed myself retarded....XD!!!!!!

[genmama1955]

Good god this is hysterical!

[hellopoppet06]

Was this real?

[scruffy2000]

She's About 4 Foot Nothin' -- LOL Awesome!! LOL

[ThatOneGuy8904]

hahahahaha

[lolatmarshall]

lol this shit funny :D I LOVE YOU'R LOUGH!

[hollaatthakid50]

theres another woman, looks like mother goose lmfao

[harajukulovers411]

HAHAHAHAHAHA its funny he goes "wooahahh woahhhh this guy just hit 4 old ladies"

[Zimmiez]

"She hit him in the head with the Bible!" lmfao

[gonzojenny2]

ha...I was looking for something new for my voicemail and came across this. I needed the laugh...thanks :)