Chelsea Handler - Sex Toys - Comedy Time

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

LMAO i found it funny

[Supaduck0]

If you don't think she's funny, that's cool. I don't find her funny either. But some of you assholes need to grow a set of nuts. She's a professional comedian, not your Mom. Feminine comedy just doesn't really get a reaction, that's why female comedians (funny or unfunny) are all a little macho. Lots of women seem to like her, let her do her thing. I get pissed when people bitch on male "asshole" comedians like Bill Hicks and while Chelsea is no Bill Hicks, her haters do the same shit as his

[Scarfile44]

American dad. that is all

[Cristo39]

Chelsea didn't make me laugh. But the top comment did: "What a talentless cunt"

[TheHornyBeaver]

@Cristo39 Courtesy of Ralph Garman

[vannyisabamf]

haters

[4everEO]

I FUCKING LOVE CHELSEA HANDLER

[poopUCI]

god, she sucks.

[sebiDD7]

Why do women think talking about sexual things is funny?... it is funny until you go on and on about your sex life

[eddiecampbellonline]

she needs to read 44 Horrible Dates or see video

[Metaldane]

Garmy strong

[redneckwun]

Ralph Garmin is soooo fucking right. She is a terminally talentless cunt.

[DjCornflakesPS3]

almost as funnny as 9/11

[beezwaxx]

I like this raw comedy, Chelsea Handler reminds me of the funny and lovely Wendy Liebman.

[watcheem]

don't get it :(

[kimjamin1]

sorry to say, but this isnt funny :S

[greenpokerchip]

OH MY. hahahahhahah this made my night. love this funny, beautiful smart lady.

[vinexlaser]

Talentless Cunt Update: She's still a talentless cunt.

[astros1515]

made my life

[CambridgeHeights]

I bet she'd be great in the sack. Not so much on stage though

[eerereps]

lame...

[DJ1Jesus]

speaking of romance... lol

[robertkeeganwalker]

Not in to one-liner comedy

[XiroXitoX]

ugly facking granny!!!

[erectionaffection]

so chelsea i have some anal beads with a kite attached to it lets do this hit me up girlfriend lol

[orcaamb]

haha i love her she is hilarious!

[Rhyden14]

she's fucking horrible

garmy strong!

[PitaOdZilja]

Chelsea Handler and FC Chelsea share the same name, but there is one difference between those two, FC Chelsea can only fit 11 men...

[MrKahlerHahn]

Talentless cunt - garmy strong!

[hugo26a]

She is funny but looks like she a having too much drug after dating 50 cent....

[DarwynxRivver]

hmm... seems like forced laughter..

[HowardTheFrog]

This woman isn't funny.

[Squisidee]

@EnemyOfPublic

I actually thought those were funny. But I have a sick sense of humour.

[TheKacarevic]

dodji malo da nas poljubis u dupe !!!!!

[14jbid14]

Ask me if i laughed.

I did not laugh.

Its like she doesn't even think she's funny... the way she delivers her jokes. The only laughs she got came from the drunk woman in the back, forcing them out.

[Aleksandar221987]

suck my dick chelsea handler

dirty slut

[Dion1957]

Vile..Disgusting..and that's what Lenny Bruce said!!

[Skillz990]

Lisa Lampanelli is funnier.

[Yngelel]

She is fucking HILARIOUS hahahaha

[TheBrradsullivan]

@Burritoking that comment was funnier then her entire routine

[ilovesophiehabibis]

@Burritoking who you calling talentless??!! She's got WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY more talent than you'll ever have + she's a comedy genius, im sure most of the people on here would agree with me + why watch a video of her if you think she's so talentless?!?! Just saying..

[ilovesophiehabibis]

@Burritoking if you dont like her, dont watch her videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.-

[voidlam]

Did she mean flesh-light or flash-light? D:!

[awesomo1342]

@EnemyOfPublic i live in america and i thought that your jokes were great haha

[OstojaV]

"America,a parasite on the world” ---LONG LIVE VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVIC PUTIN ,MOTHER RUSSIA AND SERBIA...

[slavamu]

I would like to fill her Mormon-Jewish ass with my Orthodox dick.

[robsten321]

@EnemyOfPublic Listen.... I am Serbian. I dont hate no one. I dont give a fuck what somoene thinks about me. I live like that. BUT there is lines, which cant be crossed. She is doing and doing that..... I was shocked when I read "who gives a fuck how many americans died on 9\11". that is not..... teribile.. Just think about families of people which died then. Belive me, they wouldnt think that is funny.

[Kevashidaz]

Talentless cunt.

[nintram]

Herpes Derpies? Sounds like it.

[OrthodoxFuckTheRest]

Krava

[dudewithalaptop]

the thumbnail looks a little like obama in a pink shirt with two buttons unbuttoned.....strange O.o

[mlacke93]

Srbi molim vas da prekinete da zovete ovo govno u moju zemlju. Takve pickice koje mogu samo da pricaju iz tri lepe a ne smeju da doji mi ne trebaju, stvarno.

[UnrealTournamentSERB]

this bitch looks like a fucking guy... she has no breasts... I mean not even man tits cuz I swear guys have a bigger tits... she is so fucking God damn ugly! grow some boobs you ugly ass whore! FUCKING MAN-GIRL!

[ekotype]

Chelsea Handler... Isn't she a porn actress and bad one? Greetings from SERBIA you stupid cunt!

[SuperCern]

You brainless cunt!

[THEPAJA89]

suck dick Chelsea

[SSSouthSlavic]

I WISH U 9/11,I WISH U 9/11,I WISH U 9/11, EVERYDAY- SANTA BIN LADEN

nice joke

[crystal4142]

U are chaild of unkown mudlark..... suck my fat dick.... Send us a daughter that is fertilized.... u ugly whore.....

[didi89s]

Dirty slut with no education.

How dumb should you be to not be able to finish an acting college?

[CrystalSoulLove88]

certain jokes are ...yeah...:) haha but about the birthday thing i agree !! lool last year I was not single and I received 5 ....I don't want to imagine this year Loool... I hope I not receive any!! .... Lol

[WriqZen]

Drunk racist bitch.Enjoy in your last days whore.

[goxyzvrk011]

u can suck my serbian cock!Bitch

[MsZvezdasica]

SRBIJA.. SRBIJA.. SRBIJA.. SRBIJA.. SRBIJA BREEEE!!!!!

[TheSrbin4ever]

Fuck you rasist bitch !

[1milboy]

Shame on you Chelsea!

[gazivodaigor]

FUCK YOU FROM SERBIA!!!!

[1473699]

I am sorry to wrong comment!!!I want to say that is a Stupid Bitch...its ok

[simonesku]

racist bitch!!!

[axyflion]

@1473699

Bro, it's "bitch", "beach" je plaza... ukloni koment pa stavi opet sa bitch =)

[itsanastasiabitches]

chelsea handler is a comedic genius! :) i <3 her

[Slavisha1984]

Chelsea is plastic whore. ;) I hope someone will shut down this crappy ,,show,, (now i know what stupid americans means when they say show... puke... puke... ). Can i give you an advice? You should READ,and when i say read I DONT MEAN FACEBOOK,TWITTER OR SIMILAR MESSAGES,i mean read books aout European history. Maybe,and just maybe,you will find what is boljshewiq. Greetings to ,,smart,pretty...lol... ,, stand up..ooops,i mean stand DOWN ,,comedian,, chelseaaaa..... kissy from Serbia.

[axyflion]

@Slavisha1984

Yeah, they think that in the west you have Germany, France, UK, Spain and in the east there's just one big Russia! I mean, I don't expect them to know much about us, I don't know much about many countries in this world, but I, at least, don't jump to conclusions...

[OstojaV]

The more messages you try to delete, the more will appear. That's how angry you've made Serbians around the world.

[7JoviC]

Come to Serbia and show us your "humor" ! 

[istok93]

@7JoviC

Dodji kod mene pa da ti jebem sve zivo i mrtvo bre !!!

[istok93]

@istok93 Mislim na ovu !!!

[7JoviC]

@istok93 Sta pricas ?

[istok93]

@7JoviC

kazem ovoj da cu da joj jebem sve zivo i mrtvo !!!

[tdawgaustin]

@7JoviC It's comedy ... clearly you don't get it.

[omgbeeswtf]

@tdawgaustin most people like their comedy funny.

[jeremija01]

@7JoviC who cares that this idiot said bad things about serbia i didn't know who she was before she opened her dumb mouth, and watching her comedy it's clear that she is a sad person and by making a big deal out of her words just makes her career more prosperous

[FlagelumDei100]

After she insulted Serbs in her stupid show, friends pressed me to watch her porn. Gosh, it's so corny, particularly the part when she rims the shitty arse of the fagot with googles.

[SuperCern]

Brainless cunt

[nadica0]

How Americans called the killing of civilians and children in Libya?

Random error !!!!!! Shame on you !!!!

[81Natasa]

Do you know how many children was killed by Americans in Serbia?

[trnjana]

@81Natasa More then 102000 persons was killed in Serbia in 1999 by the group of NWO people who used US NATO war planes and weapons.Do you know that hardly you can find Americans in America? Do you know that only main stream media call people in US "Americans"? Do you know that more then 40 million people in US have Serbian ancestors? Do you know that the denationalization issue was not resolved in Serbia?

[mikrotalas]

I hope you are happy now bitch. You insulted one nation and now we will shit at all your work in whole internet. Is that what you wanted ugly dicksucker?

[vukakaradzica]

Dirty whore not even funny.

P.S GO FUCK YOUR SELF Chelsea Handler

[71sinke]

drog whore

[frizider2]

Picka ti materina govno usrano

i fuck your retarded mother you piece of shit

[croatinho]

Hahaha cuj komentare :D

[wyk23wychko91]

Mamu ti jebem... Ne znas ni gde je Srbija, a jedes govna... Auuu... Sto nisam u Americi, kicmu bi ti ispreskakao!!!!!!!

[MrScenekid666]

KURWO PROPALA!

[Jovan92bg]

dragan fuck you bitch

[OstojaV]

Hey Chelsea! Think about what would happen if you made such jokes about Jewish people or African Americans or any other race or ethnic group here in the U.S.

stupid whore!!! SERBIA...

[CaporalesLuna]

@OstojaV Umm... She does already.

[gazivodaigor]

JEBEM TI MATER MRTVU!!!

[zmijurina100]

Jebem ti mater pokopace te srbi bre !

[David666Mezei]

Chelsea Handler this is for you : ,,Let the horse with a bloody di*k fu*c you sister on the grave of your mother while you are holding your dad's head and watch that" ok ? Funny enough?

[TheBrle]

fuck you bitch go somewhere and just die..

[OstojaV]

stupid bich i kill you....GREETING FROM SERBIA!!!

[12klosar]

chelsea handler hooker

[JustARegularUsername]

please look up serbian history and see whose people have a greater tradition yours or mine, talking about a genocide, your people litteraly exterminated 95% of native americans, dont act like you rule the world because in a couple of years china and russia will be way ahead of you, and eu is already at a cultural level.. my last argument is just a good old FUCK YOU CHELSEA FUGLY HANDLER.. yours trully an eloquent serb

[JustARegularUsername]

your ears look like they can hold 50 more earings each, your hair colour is just plain ugly, you have manly shoulders and chest nontheless, your eyes are beedy and rodentlike and i cant even see your lips , and you have flappy underarm skin, no man wants you because besides your foul trollish appearance your humour is just plain wrong and not fit for a women, the best comedians can make as good of a joke about themselves as they can about others, you forgot about the first part.. to be continued

[THeGOwana]

so stupid damn it

[TheValmirZz]

Greetings from Albania, i watch your show.

[mftwokey]

from paid media channel who the last 20 years destroying my people and my country by spreading a bad message to the world about us!

LEAVE US ALONE AND STOP TALKING BULLSHIT FROM YOUR STUPID MOUTH!!!

[darkodacha]

Chelsea eat sh*t and DIE

Yours Sincerely

[DrSrbin1389]

If I can just say that you Americans are acting like faggs, example this blond cow on video, if you saw episode in which she talks about Amy's concert in Serbia, she makes jokes of war and some pretty much horrible things, and you are laughing on it cuz man, you never felt those things, you never felt when your mother or your brother die, and yea that is pretty much funny....My little sister acts more mature than this...So everybody put your 3 fingers up against this bitch! SRBIJA!

[acafap89]

FUCK YOU BITCH MAMU TI JEBEM SRBIJAA!

[coldcherrybend]

KURVOOOO,JADNICEEEE

[CBFHVP]

Now her facebook is getting raped by Serbs. She approves probably.

[Zhakbdp]

This bitch aborted when she was 16, she ate more dicks then somebody ate bread.....

[Zhakbdp]

In the last 50 years, the United States has promoted, financed and participated in over 200 incursions and 20 separate wars, killing over 8,000,000 people.

US are born on genocide, you Handjob slut!

[NyPk92]

KURVAA :D

[145238265]

KURVO

[ozwick14]

Another dumb slut who needs a fucking slap.

[MrKetembe]

Chelsea Handler,fuck you! Serbia

[pancaserb]

JEBO TE DRAGAN SUTANOVAC DOK MU NE UMRES NA KURCU PICKA LI TI MATERINA BOLESNA

[pancaserb]

MORE PUSI KURAC PICKO JEDNA SMRDLJIVA I RASPALA

[1234dex1]

Chelsea you are fucking slut

[NBg45]

who is this failed abortion of a comedian?

[tiradekatria]

Bitch...you need a big cock...

[Booxpfc]

Chelsea dont talk about Serbia and if you dont even know where the country is you stupid bitch :) Fuck USA and fuck you Chelsea <3 And btw. You are not funny at all...i mean only stupid people from the USA can laugh at your jokes and the rest of us normal people just find the stupidity and the unoriginality of your jokes funny. Shut the fuck up and go sniff some cocaine or whatever the retarded people in the USA do <3

[SophiaNC24]

shes so funny!

[KahlerHahn]

she defenitely does not deliver well... she seems to just run off her checklist without performing.

[anty123123]

not dat funeh

[tehmiff]

She's kinda funny, but she looks like a troll

[Codwell21]

@tehmiff You're a damn troll. She's a beautiful and extremly funny lady.

[TheBadassboys]

isn't funny at all .. such a stupid lame whore

[latzky]

david thorne rules

[latzky]

this sucks

[4ssteroid]

back home, we say, the donkey sings at the camels wedding.. and i've never said this before, but i think it fits perfectly here

[pliskin100]

What a talentless bitch. Jews will promote their kind shamelessly.

[justinvoorhees]

This chick sucks. Way to sleep your way to the top not talent cunt.

[rocan7]

shes better now...

[missfurtles]

Just read her Horizontal Life book. Selfish, mean, manipulative, compulsive liar - she sounds like a sociopath.

[missfurtles]

Chelsea likes sex and drinking. Did she tell you that? Yawn.

[brightlights456X]

36 years old my arse. She's at least 50.

[MTDrumz]

I wanted to see if she was actually funny when shes not doing that pathetic show Chelsea Lately, and of course she still isn't funny here and still lacks personality. I think if you are lacking personality you have no business hosting a talk show or doing any form of stand up comedy. Thumbs up or down doesn't change the fact that like @MgsTheFury404 said she is a talentless cunt. It's not that we don't have a life, we just don't want to see her ugly face on tv anymore because shes a cunt.

[Spirituse]

lol you're all stupid this is the first time i've watched her i think shes hilarious and none of you can handle a woman who can make funny dirty jokes. She tells it like it is so why don't you kids stick with someone a little more for the commoner like conan

[kelso663693]

If you don't like Chelsea Handler stop watching her video's and go back to your Beiber vid's

[kelso663693]

@Cryoniclime That makes no sense. You are a moron.

[kelso663693]

@Cryoniclime If you don't like her or find her funny then why do you watch her videos and comment on week old posts? I really don't get it, get a life.

[rentetsu]

She has some good material, but bad delivery. Can you imagine if Mitch Hedberg had this kind of monotone speech?

[endaemion]

Join the GARMY!

[stillsjud]

Cool whip is pissing me off with their ads.

[autumn68]

Now I know who should be on the Desert Island with Dane Cook.

[shaunmalley]

I just feel sorry that herpes got Chelsea Handler.... TAKE THAT EBAY! OH SICK BURN!!!!

GARMY FTW!

[StJohn404]

Oh she's pretty hot.. now I can fantasize about her properly when reading her book(s)

[Minacious]

Wow, I would expect this from Carrot Top, but not Cheslea. She's funny. She made ME laugh anyway...