TEST DRIVE FAIL

[salvimexgirl1]

I think he in the car!

[curtis12bailee]

My best friends birthday was on that day,,o. O.

[TheKcCovers]

i never eat while i watch you for the fact that i did once and nearly choked to death because i was laughing so hard

[killyou060606]

It was my burfday this day! :3

[WolfsRain101101]

He should put a rap on itunes

[almostreal96]

t shirt

[andyiscool189]

The annotation that says congrats to brokenglass96films, well, he happens to be my friend in real life. So technically I'm famous

[ManBearPig452]

my dad just walked in and thought i was listening to a black preacher o_0

[deadblood2]

i think toby has schizophrenia.

[brandonse167]

i laughed so hard when he did that thing with his face at 0:08 your face was priceless

[1fantoontown]

the security guard is like an enderman! xD 

[RAdiATioNFreDZ1234]

ENTRY OF DARKNESS REDNESS AND WHITENESS :D

[vidluv4ever]

Sharing is caring

[MyNameBeLisa]

Toby you are straight on on the timing. :O

[deadblood2]

@MyNameBeLisa his phone has the time on the screen when he records, he is just using the front camera on an iphone.

[mortmort97]

@MyNameBeLisa oyu know he can see how long he's been recording right?

[mcgrathswrath94]

@ALeafMeBe What? o.O

[bluemelody92]

Toby, I noticed that the darkness on the upper part of your face reminded me of a super hero, and I had this awesome idea that you should do something super heroy :D doesn't my idea just scream epicosity? xD

[theRLandZH]

Toby has learned me the way of the eye-smudge. And talk-spit...

Also, at 5:40 Toby flips us off... lol.

FUN-FACT:

Auto-correct, a pain in the ass "program" found on the new iPhones/iPod Touches, recognizes the name "Tobuscus."

[StVantez]

Doesn't he live in L.A or Florida.

[septembercutie3]

@StVantez he lives in L.A.

[RobinsonBecca]

Has any body else realized that when toby makes his deep voice he sounds like the voice on bejewled blitz on facebook?????

[omgtoms]

I feel like I'm gonna win tshirt tomorrow (^-^)/

[FT56Roblox]

MY B-DAY Plush I don't hash a lishp

[FT56Roblox]

@FT56Roblox AND I SNEZED AT LIKE ONE OF TEH LAST SECONDS

[shane112able]

my birthday is on 30 dec f^ck yes!

[MsThediddler]

I <3 headlight outros

[TheLEGEND940]

I love the bit in your videos when your like boooop lol

[sunshine96001]

I stop sneezing to hear you say: TODAYYY.

It was scary.

[NarcoticNinjaz]

What car does Toby have?

[Terbear92]

You should just make up your own language and teach us all on every vlog a new word :)

[TankMacnamara81]

I was thinking of ordering cable television, since it's been 2 years since i've watched any. But then I found Tobuscus. Guess i should think of buying a shirt, since your saving me all this precious paper money.

[WatchMaDougie]

that looks like a grape :)

[Swainster77]

I think Steven is Gabuscus!!!!

[wogurian]

ur sick bro stay golden and take out that security guard

[SaraJoannOrdway]

I don’t care, sometimes I mix up letters with the letters that aren’t supposed to be happening. Ugh, ya know why? Cuz normal speakin’ that’s old, that’s like out, its sooo the beginning of English! English has been around for a long time; why can’t I just make it my own, and just sometimes say “Test dwive, wets go onna test dwive todayyy!”? yeahhh….

[joe747323]

How can i send a fan letter to Tobuscus.

[Enidehalas]

Reminds me the slam from /watch?v=LSR7H580e5U

[OpTicRed2]

nice little rap!



[nenatfing]

u r fing crazy but i love u lol :)

[ShannonHWire]

I literally rubbed my hoodie in my friends eye and she slapped me T.T

[XxFaTaLRITZxX1]

He was right

[AssaultRifle1422]

Pause 1:03

[capt1wess]

that zoro-mask (shadow) looks good on ya :D

[Fudgybible]

Sorry, not outdo, outro. I typefailed

[Fudgybible]

Anyone who's curious about the outdo where he doesn't enunciate, I THINK he says "the winner of last weeks t-shirt's been annotated in the bottom of the video, if you wanna enter to win a T-SHIRT, keep watching my videos.

[Muszsicrazy]

haha @ 3:47 ok anyway what else Ahh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.... OOOOOOOOWOO... ok ?!?!?!?!?!??!? he had a braingasm thinking to hardly.

[steaminglattes]

LOLDERP

[Levithe98]

1:07-1:11 crazy crazy buscus!!!

[DubstepDawg]

Toby you should host Terraria Multiplayer games and we'll fight the bosses with you :)

[maccally1]

As a new way of finding fellow Audience members, we should walk up to someone and put your sweater in their eye.

[thejerrymobile]

I have the worst allergies in the world. I have sneezed quite a bit every morning for the past two weeks. And yet, watching one of your videos is the only thing that can guarantee I will not sneeze. Thank you. I'm not even implying that it makes sense, it's just the case.

[YvetteeLoves204]

Dang. My birthday was on the 29th. A day before he uploaded this video. I swear I sneezed for the first time ever during one of his videos on my birthday, it was the best birthday ever because of it. I had only wished he said happy birthday along with his 'bless you face'. Can you imagine how I feel watching this video uploaded the day AFTER my birthday? -__-

[raphaeljesussr2]

BA DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!

[gamegirl579]

@raphaeljesussr2 YOU ADDED AN EXTRA DO!!!

[raphaeljesussr2]

@gamegirl579 OWW...

THANK YOU,MY DEAR(AND BLESS YOUR FACE)

XD...

[sailtheplains]

Wet's go on a test dwive....TODAY.

[superMcnewgrounds10]

"outro of darkness...then...then..REDNES­S then whiteness!" LOLOL

[franciscoricojrv]

tobusucus rap can defeat eminem and snoop dog

[yo4522]

i sneezed once during tobys video, it was a tobygames highlight ;__;

[TheSteveoninja]

Don't do anything to the messenger?

So I can't give the messenger a cookie? Awwwww!

[Kshammer1]

Did anyone notice that at around 5:00 he started guessing the time exactly

[mrweaponsfanatic5]

@Kshammer1 he is filming off a iphone lol and he is useing the front camera and he can see the screen

[mileylove345]

@Kshammer1 he pro had the time on his this

[MrPukmann]

LOL epic free style rap at 1:41

[ingloreusemodz]

I want a bless your face shit lol :)

thumbs up so Toby can make one :)

BTW I named my dog off of you.. Toby is a cool ass name lol.

[Tammifire]

My mom was all "he sounds annoying" and I was all "Well He's NOT!"

[laddybuck775]

r u gay?

[ingloreusemodz]

@laddybuck775 asking him if he is gay is like asking if your going to get rapped in jail.. Of course he is not gay.

[meriwesslie]

You are a wonderful person. :)

[TheWepppy]

YOU ROCK

[keikomaro9000]

IF TOBY DOSNT KNOW WHO DOSE!!!!

[ollyo97]

I had something in my eye when he said oh uv got something in ur eye weird

[JohnnyPicasso4]

what car

[AnimatingGamer2]

this is the FIRST Tobuscus video I have ever sneezed in!

[janet0489vargas]

is it a fucking tornado

[nojloful]

rebe14kah wat wong wit u i meen if ur a girl i understand but if ur a guy then wat wong wit u

[xbladespirit5]

@nojloful what's wrong with that? stop being a homophobe and learn some basic fucking grammar.

[rebe14kah]

YOU R SO CUTE! <3

[Cornwall1298]

Darkness,,,,then....then....th­en....thennnn redness then whiteness.



[xColtsFanx18]

TRANSITION!!!!!

[PROTOTYPE1398]

the best part was when TOBUSCUS was singing XD

[TheSlevin777]

best outro darkness then redness then whiteness in long timme

[Fishnutz316]

Toby flip us off at 5:42 & 5:45? lol

[narutokid226]

@Fishnutz316 It really looked like he did but I don't think he will do such thing to the audience.

[dgenerationxrock]

My 21st birthday was four days b4 this video was posted, so I'll pretend you were wishing me happy birthday yay =D

[SmartestShark]

Toby's brain almost exploded, trying to comprehend the possibility of one person both sneezing, and also celebrating their birthday, on the same day. "Happy.. You.. Bless.. Birthday"

[playerspicks]

Love your videos!!! Btw can anyone please look at my channel I made my first minecraft episode. All crtitisism is welcome

[xXxIvagailxXx]

@IXxj3wb4gl3xXI YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU STOP VIBRATING YOUR VOCAL CHORDS RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

[astiffguys69]

well i know what video i am watching on my birthday!

[ArialAlpha]

My name is Brandon and I'm an artist too XD but I'm not Australian nor was it my birthday .3. -but it was the 16th of this December lol-

[skippykipper101]

this has got to be ur best vlog ever. epic rappingness

[psphaxzor19]

Sharing is also rape in some cases.

[IXxj3wb4gl3xXI]

This kid is gay

[cobodahpro]

@IXxj3wb4gl3xXI the funny thing is he's not gay and has alot more friends than you.

[MeeBeAndrew]

5:08

Wow he is accurate.

[JoyPhilpp44]

Toby I just have to come right out and say it.

I'm in love with you.

Btw, good job enunciating :)

[kst2q]

grey-blueberry sunset =p rofl sounds like the name of an eyeshadow haha!

[LaurielLolz]

"Dont Schtab.."

[PF4Lday]

Wow it actually was my 16th birthday. Thanks Toby -3

[sabertoothpony]

You could totally rap!!! hahahah Theres apparently a girl allergic to water in Austrailia :x

[amdylla]

T shirt

[amdylla]

Oh my he annunceated the end of the video about winning a tshirz

[JustForMeBabydoll]

You need a Zorro mask!

[ninetaledj]

Toby should make a rap song

[ChazzleDazzle147]

Roar.......

[awshowministries]

Whats that Satan video in the video response?

[MultiSamsam1]

Then i took a sweater to the eye.

[madbford]

I swear Toby looked like Ashton Kutcher for a second!!

[Silverwatch5055]

i always imagine Steven wearing a guy fawks mask...

[rocketman1176]

If you could show a video of how your Minecraft doesn't work, I can make a tutorial how to fix it.

[TheAmunik]

I'm not as cool when i'm drunk or high as this guy and i'm cool when i'm drunk

[CHOCOLATELOVER1147]

did u notice he guessed it was 6:26 when it was 6:27

[11Cassaroo11]

i get the best advice from Toby

- spit when talkin to people

- rub ur sweater in their eye

[TalkingKarl]

I never sneeze during tobys videos.. DAMNIT!!!!

[SpazldNinjaDude]

@TalkingKarl dont you mean DARN IT?

[Morraj97]

@SpazldNinjaDude Correction: Dang it

[Hollylovesgreen]

Toby must look so seedy just sitting in his car like that

[matthewgwilson]

So do I have to like, favorite, and comment? Too... much.... thinking... Just give me a T shirt!

[TurtleMazing]

Do you got an Girl friend ?

And if you don't have a Girl friend that's wierd you are F*cking Funny ! :)

[xRagexXxAndxXxLovex]

Omg ;O MY BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 30th! Oh my god... o.o He just wished me Happy Birthday... ;D

[theMifyoo]

Toby is right, sharing isn't caring, :) Tearing is Caring.

[Njgibbaz]

Why is toby hiding from security... Toby what have you been doing?

[SylentGuardian11]

poop

[MrsRolo1]

I sneezed 2 times at 3:16 :)

[foxhope26]

A lot of moments when I just want to pause and reflect on what I just said. That's good I highly recomend that.

Lol

[MrStalve]

My brother's birthday was this day! That made mine and his day Toby!! I CAN't BELIEVE IT :D

[baldor12345]

Oh hey, you remembered my birthday Toby

[TheCoralLightsShow]

Toby is the best person on youtube. evar.

[38rodboy39]

OMG your....your....WEIRDER THAN ME!!!!

[Larzon196]

c the elephants at 7:11

[ladeda131]

did he just flick someone off at 5:40?

[Zzandra0o]

Wait.. I just realised, what happened to Grandpa Buscus? :O

[PuuMastaFunk]

How much crack do you smoke, Toby?

[UnifiedGlory]

@thedragonking61 OMFG THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

[rox00091]

but what if we cough during the video?! :D

[xAngeloftheDevilx]

Hey! it was my birthday that day!!!

[thedragonking61]

u mentioned about cops and there sireny light then a police car went off near by where i live o.O creepy coincident

[TheTopicExchange]

hi we are a new collab channel here on youtube. we are just starting off and we will like it if you can stop by our channel and tell us what you think so far or ways we can improve our skills. we will begin making different theme based videos every week starting next week but we currently have a few intro videos for each different personality on the channel. so please stop by and tell us what you think or maybe leave suggestions for a theme.

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[KyeGTR]

Now I finally know how the t shirt thing works lol

[xfreezemx]

@KyeGTR i still dont :( how does it work



[zxzxjameszxzx]

is he on medication 

[Ilikellamas1500]

Why does he always vlog in the parking lot

[MrQRobot]

I SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEED­DDDD

[hbwhotdog]

Wow the day u posted this it was my birthday!!!

[KristenDelta97]

That rap was hilarious!

[loulou36011]

4:44 TODAY

[reaver11122]

@Gmac3003 of a squirrel in peanut butter

[robloxpokedudejames]

It wasn't 43 peoples birthdays

[neobyte999]

When he said "oh its a plane!" there was a very loud cessna flying overhead and I was like "how did he know?!?!?"....

[luis0334]

I use to be cool than i take a sword to the chest

[charlygotvids]

like if u noticed toby turn gray at 4:00

[Xerr0X]

@charlygotvids yep, iphone sucks :)

[27POP27]

@charlygotvids u mean 0:00 ?

[TiagoWazzup]

@charlygotvids you have no idea how a misread your comment

[UnitedWithDubstep]

"You got a smudge on your eye" LOL!

[Bodmin9891]

0.55



[Billypeckam]

Toby there is one way to fix minecraft you have to force update and this will also disable all the mods you are using

[NeonTony]

ME

[murry001]

What car is it??

[brenda0006]

toby your rapping is funny ;D

[nivekokbar117]

So funny! I have only started watching over the last month but have become so hooked, I now subscribe to all your channels! Keep up the greatness, Tobuscus! And Happy New Year, bless your face!

[thechristopher1111]

I use too be cool like u.. Until I took a sweater too the eye!

[Weaponizer27]

He is good at predicting time.

[shinkokami]

It IS my birthday!!!! I'm so glad I'm watching this a few days later so that it's actually my birthday!