Its called Priapism like someone else mentioned here. I had it in the past. It is painful ..especially after 4 hours. Mine was over 12 hours i didnt know. This was before viagra and all these things were invented. You dont even need to be old. I was like 35 when I get it. To get it down its really painful i dont think youd wanna know. Eventaully found out that blood thinners can let it go down but if u dont get it down it can cause lots of damage.
i just wanna see ur b0ner cuz ur nose indicates 2 me that you have a great wang, and i know a lot about wangs, i consider myself somewhat of an expert. if i had $40,000 for every dong ive drained i'd be a billionaire *!*!*!*!
Ahahaha. Marketing! Legal! Oh your characters = AMUSING!
The infomercial sounds extremely amusing!
OH HECK! Mr Rogers! Dude. I used to watch him SOOO MUCH! Sesame Street too. I miss being a little kid & being in the states =( .. oh 11.53 and I still haven't slept. You are to blame for this =P
Haha. I was born there, but more about that through another means of communication. As much as I "put myself out there" on the net, I have stupid little fears that I will be hurt .. haha. Paranoid =P
OK. In that case I will be expecting a YouTube message from you soon to satisfy my curiosity. It occurs to me that perhaps you could have actually voted for Obama for real. Heck, forget about voting for President, you actually could legally become President of the United States someday! Of course, you would need to become a US citizen ( again? ), but as long as you were born in the USA, I think you could theoretically become Prez.
Haha. Perhaps I should make you guess, instead of making life uber easy for you and coming straight out and telling you =D
I don't know if I could vote for Obama even though I do have US citizenship (part of your question answered?) Wheeee!
I've heard that Palin is thining of running for president next term. If Obama ends up stepping down (hope he doesn't) perhaps I will oppose her (only because she seems far too unfit to run a country!).
OK, if you insist on torturing me further by making me guess, I will send you a PM with my wild guesses ( along with some more on my Ugly Betty theory ). There probably is some residency requirement for voting in the US, so it's quite ironic that you cannot vote for US President, but you are still eligible to be US President.
US Constitution, Article 2 Clause 5: Qualifications for office:
No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
So you have the "natural born Citizen" stuff covered, and you've got plenty of time to get the 14-year thing covered before you reach the age requirement for the 2024 election. Maybe you should take an Engineering job in the states to make sure you get the 14-year thing covered - it's always good to keep your options open. :)
You are good :) the best quality LONG videos iv seen in a while. I guess that sad thing about YT is that most people only really wanna watch short ones
man! how can you tell a story so energetic-like to a camera? when watching the video it was weird cause it seemed like you were talking to me, then i stopped and thought ''man, he is making awesome direct eye contact with that camera!" fantastic storyteller! that's talent right there!
It's hard to look at the camera. When I first tried to make videos, I had a hard time learning how to look at the camera rather than my image on the iMovie screen. It's hard not to watch yourself when you see yourself on "TV".
Anyway, I thought the video was very entertaining - I usually can't sit through videos that are more than 5 minutes long but I watched yours in its entirety! :)
Thank you. My wife is actually a doctor, so she has told me all about priapism. She also tells me that "restless leg syndrome" is a real condition ( rather than something made up to sell more drugs ). However, all things being equal, I never trust the motives of the big drug companies.
Hi! I watched your scone parody video (which I loved), and then impulsively clicked on this video because of the title :p
This prolonged erection is actually called priapism, and it's a dangerous condition. It can happen with the use of these "boner pills" (never heard that one lol), where oxygen supply can be cut off from the penis and result in gangrene (i.e. it'll necrose, and will have to be removed). So Cialis needs to list this as a side effect, as does Viagra and the others.
Thanks. Oddly enough, I came up with the theory when I was leaving the house one Sunday morning to go to church. A Sally Field commercial for Bovina was playing on the TV, and I thought that "Boniva" would be a good name for a boner pill. That got me thinking about boner pill ads, and though I am a bit ashamed to admit it, I kinda wrote most of the skit in my head while sitting in church that day.
Thanks. I guess it was only a matter of time before the word got out to the rest of the family that I've been making videos. I hope nobody take offense that I was keeping it a secret. I just thought it would be kinda egotistical if I mentioned it at a family gathering.
You may be kidding, but I actually made a video in the past which kinda answers this question in the sense that I talk a little bit about how the bedroom time in a marriage changes after you decide to have kids. Anyway the name of the video is "My Man Crush", and I offer it as a public service message for all young people who are years away from being married. It's not that I don't love being married and having kids, but things certainly do change more than you could ever guess.
yeah....I see what your saying, many young people these days only think about sex...but not the consequences abstinence is what should really be placed but when a teen hears the word sex its like just doing it and then on from there forgetting the person -_-
*ROTFLMAO* I'm sorry..you look like a nice guy but this was so long and complicated! You could have made your point and been funny in 2 minutes- not almost 10. I started getting nervous and felt like I was supposed to take notes or something :-) The Mr. Rogers thing just made you look creepy...sorry
Am I the only one who thought you looked alot like David Arquette when you were the exec in the blue shirt and slicked back hair? LOL. Darn, you really put alot into your vids! The costume changes alone would drive me insane.........but then again all I have is t shirts and jeans. :) Great job Rich.
You are not the first who told me that I look like David Arquette ( The other person who told me that,didn't say I looked like "David Arquette". He said I looked like "that 1-800-CALL-ATT guy".)
Normally I wouldn't respond to a comment like this, but I'm just stunned that you would think I was making fun of Mr. Rogers when I was actually doing a tribute to him. Mr. Rogers taught me to be nice (I don't insult people w/o provocation), loving ( wife and 2 kids ), and diligent ( which is why I have a good job as was paying attentiton in school when they taught the difference between "your" and "you're".).
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What a fag!!! Why are you looking up different Boner pills? Are you still living with your parents, your room looks like its cluttered like a 16yo boys room. Its also very disturbing seeing you flail your hands around, must get locked wrist from beeting your small dick, so you just loosen back up again by FLAILING!!!
That was brilliant!! Hahaha so ironic. The side effect of the "boner pills" is..... bwhahahahaa. And... R.O.F.L. The part about the Taiwanese ad. Ingenious.
Thanks. I actually came up with the idea for this video when I was walking out the door to go to church one Sunday morning. I was so intrigued by the idea, that I actually wrote the script in my head while I was sitting in church. Thus, I'm glad people enjoy this video, because there is a chance I might be going to Hell for it.
Yes, I tend to use a lot of expressions like "tickle my fancy", that haven't been in vogue for at least 40 years. I think it's because I've watched an obscene amount of TV in my life.
Oh, I love the football add. However, I felt like focusing on the Taiwanese ad. Also, as some of my subscribers are from the UK, I didn't feel like explaining that the football is an "American football", in the limited time I had.
hhaahahahah that was great. you're so right! i always hear these ads on the radio but here they're really in your face and the female voice goes "mmmm yeahhhhh wouldn't a few minutes be niiiicccee". a few minutes?!
Hmm. If the Australian boner pill adds are in your face, then perhaps the Taiwanese ads weren't unusual after all. Perhaps the relatively subtle American adds are the unusual ones. If anyone out there has seen boner pills adds from other countries, I'd love to hear about them.
That's because I do most of my vids during the weekend. I wear mostly T-shirts on the weekends, and most of those shirts are sports themed. I shot this vid on weekdays.
I was shocked that they used the term "4 hour erection" in a Super Bowl add, but I'm telling you, if you ever get a chance to see a Holi-up add, you'll never be shocked by American boner pill commercials again. I wish I could find a copy of that commercial on the web. If I find it, I'll provide a link in the vid description.
You can actually break your tackle this is not a joke take great care.A friend...........
fredfuryman 5 days ago
Awesome video.........Kudos for all the hard work, very insightful essay!
MrTraceMan 2 months ago
this is pretty funny.
yukit91 3 months ago
Its called Priapism like someone else mentioned here. I had it in the past. It is painful ..especially after 4 hours. Mine was over 12 hours i didnt know. This was before viagra and all these things were invented. You dont even need to be old. I was like 35 when I get it. To get it down its really painful i dont think youd wanna know. Eventaully found out that blood thinners can let it go down but if u dont get it down it can cause lots of damage.
Thesethlans 6 months ago
4 hour erection means that I take 2 I get 8 hours which means I need six to last me all day yeahhhhhhhh
alipmal 8 months ago
@alipmal um thats called priapism and I heard its very painful
youngsaintsfan 8 months ago
@alipmal
GOOD FOR U ANIMAL :P
varix3d 7 months ago
OMG NEEEEERD >.< seriously worried about a boner commercial being too unwholesome and then you sing mister fucking rogers are you fucking real?
SolSmoke 8 months ago
i like at 4:00, a side affect for a boner pill is.... a boner hahahaha!
al3x1995sks 8 months ago
ur a BLOWJOB!!
werdbrowuddup 11 months ago
you sir are a boner
ANNAND3RS 1 year ago
you really like talking about boners :p
reziboy100 1 year ago
i just wanna see ur b0ner cuz ur nose indicates 2 me that you have a great wang, and i know a lot about wangs, i consider myself somewhat of an expert. if i had $40,000 for every dong ive drained i'd be a billionaire *!*!*!*!
fun4udude 1 year ago
@fun4udude that would also make you a prostitute.
SolSmoke 8 months ago
stick a little chili pepper up your pooper and experience a 4 hour irrection
bitcheznhos 1 year ago
4 hours thats 120 girls
HVdrumr 1 year ago
@HVdrumr Including your mom.
TheMrSpartanking 9 months ago
whatever! got it dude?
acjr08 2 years ago
This is one of my favorite vids great job.
ethanhines 2 years ago
h'm, marketing people - these days, at least - don't look that slick; we're not paid that much - we are not horrid either; I'm quite nice, in fact.
Toodle-oo
andrewuk 3 years ago
Ahahaha. Marketing! Legal! Oh your characters = AMUSING!
The infomercial sounds extremely amusing!
OH HECK! Mr Rogers! Dude. I used to watch him SOOO MUCH! Sesame Street too. I miss being a little kid & being in the states =( .. oh 11.53 and I still haven't slept. You are to blame for this =P
Amusing video though!
munchkinhugs 3 years ago
Did you spend a lot of time in the states as a little kid? Where in the states have you been?
MoLewis57 3 years ago
Haha. I was born there, but more about that through another means of communication. As much as I "put myself out there" on the net, I have stupid little fears that I will be hurt .. haha. Paranoid =P
munchkinhugs 3 years ago
OK. In that case I will be expecting a YouTube message from you soon to satisfy my curiosity. It occurs to me that perhaps you could have actually voted for Obama for real. Heck, forget about voting for President, you actually could legally become President of the United States someday! Of course, you would need to become a US citizen ( again? ), but as long as you were born in the USA, I think you could theoretically become Prez.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
So, if you get the itch to rule a superpower in 2024, drop me a line. I've always wanted to be a campaign manager.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
Haha. Perhaps I should make you guess, instead of making life uber easy for you and coming straight out and telling you =D
I don't know if I could vote for Obama even though I do have US citizenship (part of your question answered?) Wheeee!
I've heard that Palin is thining of running for president next term. If Obama ends up stepping down (hope he doesn't) perhaps I will oppose her (only because she seems far too unfit to run a country!).
Haha!
munchkinhugs 3 years ago
OK, if you insist on torturing me further by making me guess, I will send you a PM with my wild guesses ( along with some more on my Ugly Betty theory ). There probably is some residency requirement for voting in the US, so it's quite ironic that you cannot vote for US President, but you are still eligible to be US President.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
US Constitution, Article 2 Clause 5: Qualifications for office:
No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
So you have the "natural born Citizen" stuff covered, and you've got plenty of time to get the 14-year thing covered before you reach the age requirement for the 2024 election. Maybe you should take an Engineering job in the states to make sure you get the 14-year thing covered - it's always good to keep your options open. :)
MoLewis57 3 years ago
you sound a lot like edward norton
squidwombat 3 years ago
"I am Jack's YouTube video."
MoLewis57 3 years ago
lmao, well said! Glad I subscribed.
squidwombat 3 years ago
You are good :) the best quality LONG videos iv seen in a while. I guess that sad thing about YT is that most people only really wanna watch short ones
BattleSoup 3 years ago
Thanks. I have a hard time making short videos even when I want to make a short one. I'm always worrying about the 10 minute limit on videos.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
man! how can you tell a story so energetic-like to a camera? when watching the video it was weird cause it seemed like you were talking to me, then i stopped and thought ''man, he is making awesome direct eye contact with that camera!" fantastic storyteller! that's talent right there!
punkylynnbrewster 3 years ago
It's hard to look at the camera. When I first tried to make videos, I had a hard time learning how to look at the camera rather than my image on the iMovie screen. It's hard not to watch yourself when you see yourself on "TV".
MoLewis57 3 years ago
OK, WHERES THE ERECTION ?
MANILABOY6631 3 years ago
LOL
wubme 3 years ago
Anyway, I thought the video was very entertaining - I usually can't sit through videos that are more than 5 minutes long but I watched yours in its entirety! :)
vierge 3 years ago
Thank you. My wife is actually a doctor, so she has told me all about priapism. She also tells me that "restless leg syndrome" is a real condition ( rather than something made up to sell more drugs ). However, all things being equal, I never trust the motives of the big drug companies.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
Hi! I watched your scone parody video (which I loved), and then impulsively clicked on this video because of the title :p
This prolonged erection is actually called priapism, and it's a dangerous condition. It can happen with the use of these "boner pills" (never heard that one lol), where oxygen supply can be cut off from the penis and result in gangrene (i.e. it'll necrose, and will have to be removed). So Cialis needs to list this as a side effect, as does Viagra and the others.
vierge 3 years ago
Even if it doesn't reach the point of necrosis, you'll need to have a shunt inserted into the penis to drain the blood out.
Ain't that a pleasant thought...
CVKent317 2 years ago
great skit! I think you nailed the thinking behind those warnings.
notybutynot 3 years ago
Thanks. Oddly enough, I came up with the theory when I was leaving the house one Sunday morning to go to church. A Sally Field commercial for Bovina was playing on the TV, and I thought that "Boniva" would be a good name for a boner pill. That got me thinking about boner pill ads, and though I am a bit ashamed to admit it, I kinda wrote most of the skit in my head while sitting in church that day.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
haha boner pills. loved the vid as always. I also took a double take during that superbowl add lol.
Coltrane1011 3 years ago
hey rich, it's your cuz, kenny - great job, hilarious skit - keep it up!!!
Nozzle117 3 years ago
Thanks. I guess it was only a matter of time before the word got out to the rest of the family that I've been making videos. I hope nobody take offense that I was keeping it a secret. I just thought it would be kinda egotistical if I mentioned it at a family gathering.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
your married....n_n does your wife like you talking about the erections?...no I was kidding
daysaliving 3 years ago
You may be kidding, but I actually made a video in the past which kinda answers this question in the sense that I talk a little bit about how the bedroom time in a marriage changes after you decide to have kids. Anyway the name of the video is "My Man Crush", and I offer it as a public service message for all young people who are years away from being married. It's not that I don't love being married and having kids, but things certainly do change more than you could ever guess.
MoLewis57 3 years ago
yeah....I see what your saying, many young people these days only think about sex...but not the consequences abstinence is what should really be placed but when a teen hears the word sex its like just doing it and then on from there forgetting the person -_-
daysaliving 3 years ago
*ROTFLMAO* I'm sorry..you look like a nice guy but this was so long and complicated! You could have made your point and been funny in 2 minutes- not almost 10. I started getting nervous and felt like I was supposed to take notes or something :-) The Mr. Rogers thing just made you look creepy...sorry
aprilvioletsan 3 years ago
good job
ph0eix 3 years ago
Thanks
MoLewis57 3 years ago
Am I the only one who thought you looked alot like David Arquette when you were the exec in the blue shirt and slicked back hair? LOL. Darn, you really put alot into your vids! The costume changes alone would drive me insane.........but then again all I have is t shirts and jeans. :) Great job Rich.
Praxxus55712 3 years ago
You are not the first who told me that I look like David Arquette ( The other person who told me that,didn't say I looked like "David Arquette". He said I looked like "that 1-800-CALL-ATT guy".)
MoLewis57 3 years ago
lol thats funny how u worded it, the acting bit with the 3 guys was funny too
daedraslayar 4 years ago
Thank you.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
go away please cause natalie is way funnier
maxlamare 4 years ago
gay he nos cuz he buses them when he has sex with his boyfriend
3avage 4 years ago
I said Cialus as well.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
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This is retarded.Your scumm. Maybe your a pedifile.Oh your just sooo funny making fun of someone who has passed on.Grow up and get a job.
msvodkamartini 4 years ago
Normally I wouldn't respond to a comment like this, but I'm just stunned that you would think I was making fun of Mr. Rogers when I was actually doing a tribute to him. Mr. Rogers taught me to be nice (I don't insult people w/o provocation), loving ( wife and 2 kids ), and diligent ( which is why I have a good job as was paying attentiton in school when they taught the difference between "your" and "you're".).
MoLewis57 4 years ago
Genius very genius!
diehardmusefan 4 years ago
Thank you. This video took a lot longer than any of my others because of all the costume changes and quick cuts between scenes.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
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What a fag!!! Why are you looking up different Boner pills? Are you still living with your parents, your room looks like its cluttered like a 16yo boys room. Its also very disturbing seeing you flail your hands around, must get locked wrist from beeting your small dick, so you just loosen back up again by FLAILING!!!
420BC024 4 years ago
It was great until... the song. NO! NO MORE MR. ROGERS! *runs away*
Amerei 4 years ago
holi-up sounds like "let it up" in taiwanese.
ththla 4 years ago
Well that explains a lot. "Let it up" is a pretty descriptive name for a product of that sort.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
DUDE
I LOVE UR LISP
SOUNDS MAD
MoeDaMan69 4 years ago
i LOVE Mr. Rogers!
freecellfreaky 4 years ago
That was brilliant!! Hahaha so ironic. The side effect of the "boner pills" is..... bwhahahahaa. And... R.O.F.L. The part about the Taiwanese ad. Ingenious.
jlshadoww 4 years ago
Thanks. I actually came up with the idea for this video when I was walking out the door to go to church one Sunday morning. I was so intrigued by the idea, that I actually wrote the script in my head while I was sitting in church. Thus, I'm glad people enjoy this video, because there is a chance I might be going to Hell for it.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
hahaha boner pill hahaha nice and i like how you say "tickles my fancy" hahaha
Madmatt18 4 years ago
Yes, I tend to use a lot of expressions like "tickle my fancy", that haven't been in vogue for at least 40 years. I think it's because I've watched an obscene amount of TV in my life.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
/LOVE/ the board meeting!!! (Why no mention of the famous "football thrown through the tire?)
zyxwvut510 4 years ago
Oh, I love the football add. However, I felt like focusing on the Taiwanese ad. Also, as some of my subscribers are from the UK, I didn't feel like explaining that the football is an "American football", in the limited time I had.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
hehe that was awesoem:)
sublimebadfish 4 years ago
At first I thought this was another retarded video.. But I thought it was funny after about 2 minutes. Good job :D
flamerail 4 years ago
hhaahahahah that was great. you're so right! i always hear these ads on the radio but here they're really in your face and the female voice goes "mmmm yeahhhhh wouldn't a few minutes be niiiicccee". a few minutes?!
communitychannel 4 years ago
Hmm. If the Australian boner pill adds are in your face, then perhaps the Taiwanese ads weren't unusual after all. Perhaps the relatively subtle American adds are the unusual ones. If anyone out there has seen boner pills adds from other countries, I'd love to hear about them.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
LOL
COCONUT202 4 years ago
This was the first video you didn't wear a sports themed shirt at some point in the video. I felt compelled to point that out for some reason.
Dianek15 4 years ago
That's because I do most of my vids during the weekend. I wear mostly T-shirts on the weekends, and most of those shirts are sports themed. I shot this vid on weekdays.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
Interesting video topic... I got a kick out of your skit. The amount of effort that you put into your videos really shows.
The ending the was also great. It brought back fond memories.
Dianek15 4 years ago
I wonder if you called your doctor with this problem how would the conversation go.
You to the doctor."I got this boner problem, what should I do."
He'll probaby tell you to take two asperins and call him in the morning.
Most likely your will get his answering service or worse his machine.
You might not hear from him for days. By then you will be all stretched out..
bornbillsmith 4 years ago
I was shocked that they used the term "4 hour erection" in a Super Bowl add, but I'm telling you, if you ever get a chance to see a Holi-up add, you'll never be shocked by American boner pill commercials again. I wish I could find a copy of that commercial on the web. If I find it, I'll provide a link in the vid description.
MoLewis57 4 years ago
LOL. I remember seeing something like that and yes they did. It was kinda shocking when I first heard it too. Good post.
Scrogs5000 4 years ago