"Tell me u 8 a peice of bad fish and got the runts, tell me somethin! Don't tellme we don't have enough gas! Thats like #2 on the checklist 4 'ITS OK TO TAKEOFF!'"
the sad part is that i know exactly what hes talking about.... bringing an iPod on a plane make them freak out, basically anything that causes entertainment is a warning sign for them "HEY HEY HEY!!!! this may be a 5 hour flight but you are not going to partially enjoy yourself when we can watch you squirm!"
Yeah, should have put Foxworthy in the movie for sure. I would say Ron White too, but he seems like he wouldn't be as good of an actor as he is a stand up comedian.
now if you stared reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
Thanks. It was my first attempt at using a comedy audio clip with anything. Though I had seen it before, mostly with Dane Cook, so I decided to try it.
bill played Gameboy? LIKE A BOSS.
Man1cmanMario 4 weeks ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Bill Engvall
Ma'am, when I got up this morning... I didn't want to be a jackass... You just pushed my jackass button.
angusyoung15 1 month ago
nine people didnt get scooter to level nine....
Dietrich2234 8 months ago
I love this.
SmilieChick16 1 year ago
Jackass Button...I have one of those, only it's a Bitch Button XD
NalaXTaterXSalad 3 years ago
so its a bitch switch?
codybatman127 3 years ago
"Tell me u 8 a peice of bad fish and got the runts, tell me somethin! Don't tellme we don't have enough gas! Thats like #2 on the checklist 4 'ITS OK TO TAKEOFF!'"
unicron1133 3 years ago 2
"you just pushed my jackass button"
lmao
lemons45632 3 years ago 7
ah! this was so creative! it had good timing with the words n stuff too! good job n thanks for making it ^_^
ADreamersRoseGarden 3 years ago
:P z
rainyskky 3 years ago
Why would you tell someone you dont have enough gas?!?!??! I wouldn't be on that freaking planneee :P
xspiderx88x 3 years ago
I might as well have been building a plutonium bomb.
LMAO!
eragonfan4life 3 years ago 6
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that is fuckin gay dude.
drummerblade 4 years ago
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Michaelgreen 4 years ago
Lol, loved it! It was hilarious!
fluffy8voldy 4 years ago 2
Thanks... I made two Bill Engvall/Kingdom Hearts videos that are better than this one, though.
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
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Ugh, wow...video is quite horrible due to the fact you put kingdom hearts in it...they suck ass!
foxfygirlroxy 4 years ago
I Need To Get Me A Jackass Button Lmao
GDLVA 4 years ago
but if i shut it off scooter will die and ill have to go back to level 1!! love it..
FREEheartedANGEL 4 years ago
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Dude you're a faggot Kingdom hearts is for faggots
StonedTortoise 4 years ago
Tain net ae jyat. Tain fatei maff itsuy ein in'reshai. Ein meijen'ma hengu'laueh tain.
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
say what?
0b 4 years ago
I like to insult people in languages that they won't understand. :3
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
lol. sw33t!
0b 4 years ago 4
i totally do that too!!^.^
lunerania 4 years ago 2
Are ya totaly afraid they'll kick your ass if they know what you are saying?
bensmith86 4 years ago 3
its even funnier if you insult strangers in theyr own language!
dutch, french, german, english, soon japanese
that a hole lot of people to piss off!
masterbelg 4 years ago
thats why im learning japanese!
masterbelg 4 years ago
Grow up, sheesh!
MechaBlazeEagle 4 years ago 5
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and with copyrighted they mean almost everything from youtube
Please help me spread the word...Fast
That is all please re post this and thanks for opening
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discofrog44 4 years ago
I LOVE BILL! He's adorable. I can totally picture him doing this...
SorceressZila 4 years ago 3
Roxas suits the roll of gameboy-dude xD
GryffenPuff 4 years ago
oh my goodness. I loves Bill Engvall. Awesome vid!
monster08fish 4 years ago
"nice,evry nice how much".lol good job
keyblademaster333 4 years ago
LMFAO...
gothkitten789 4 years ago
Holy cow, this has 10,000 veiws. o-o *flattered*
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
it doesnt have 10k veiws because of u.. the video sucks but bill engvall's comedy is great
busuto3 4 years ago
the sad part is that i know exactly what hes talking about.... bringing an iPod on a plane make them freak out, basically anything that causes entertainment is a warning sign for them "HEY HEY HEY!!!! this may be a 5 hour flight but you are not going to partially enjoy yourself when we can watch you squirm!"
jackxandxennisx4ever 4 years ago
My favorite is when it goes.
"Number two on the checklist for 'It's okay to take off!' Keys...GAS."
It amuses me to no end. x]
VampOfAShadow 4 years ago
hahahaha he has a gameboy!
futuremrsryanross 4 years ago
That is really good timing. It was pretty cool. I love the guy he is so funny.
AzulTurquesa 4 years ago
Thanks, and yeah, Bill Engvall is awesome. He's my favorite comedian. You gonna see Delta Farce?
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
Of course. They should have put foxworthy there too, but i think it will be funny anyways.
AzulTurquesa 4 years ago
Yeah, should have put Foxworthy in the movie for sure. I would say Ron White too, but he seems like he wouldn't be as good of an actor as he is a stand up comedian.
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
Yeah, well he is mostly drunk. I don't think he could've done the movie with one cigar in the hand and a drink in the other.
AzulTurquesa 4 years ago
Eheh. Good point.
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
Huh... I think that's the first time anyone's ever spammed my videos.
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
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now if you stared reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
12GUITar34ISCOOL 4 years ago
I love this! This guy is so funny! put up more!
0b 4 years ago
Will do!
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
i love bill engvall , this was a well done video
amandaggogo 4 years ago
Thanks!
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
haha hes funny
masterpiggy5 4 years ago
I've seen a better skit on this using "Dorkfish." Look it up, it's funny. >P
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
yea dorkfish is awesome
masterpiggy5 4 years ago
"Wutza corndawg doin' undaneef da ocean?" xD
Nikanaiko 4 years ago
haha you know me, i luv dem dang corndawgs
masterpiggy5 4 years ago
hehe i thought that was cute and well done, never would have thought to but KH2 and bill engvall togeather
Zeracheil 5 years ago
Thanks. It was my first attempt at using a comedy audio clip with anything. Though I had seen it before, mostly with Dane Cook, so I decided to try it.
Nikanaiko 5 years ago