Nas And Kelis Divorce! ordered to pay 55,000!

[MulSlipknotMaggot666]

Golden Dildos

LLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO

[Hotlips4000isback]

Lol, i doubt she need weave, she's got nice quality hair! :)

Funny video though! :p

[situationofchaos]

What up Buffallo Butt

[lifesaDORAble]

these random scenes, lmfao!

[lifesaDORAble]

i NEED your bunk bed.

[hotlips4000isback2]

LMAO, him clipping him toenail-"it's a corn"! ;p

[martialLaw88]

you better take that bitch to maury....*clips toe nail*..You trippin.. lmao!!

[apictureofruit]

POP IIT! POP IT! POP IT!

[pimpnasty44]

I would kill my bitvh over this type of money

[ghettofatman]

you betta take that bitch to Maury

[trat1x]

It was probably judge Judy, she has a non-stop period

[REDBONEsouth]

fuck her milk shake

[megaled1020]

NAS WE LOVE YOU

[LyfeIzLike]

Lol, even az a sincere NaS fan I have to admit that dude has a great point. With her first smash single being 'MilkShake' NaS should've known better than to MARRY her; to smash iz one thing, but to put a ring on it??? I mean az my god emcee I know he's wiser than that, yet and still all men fall short and make mistakes (especially in the face of pussy). Even King Solomon himself-the 2nd wisest man to ever walk this Earth-fell from the grace of God because of chasing tail. The battle continues

[asopaso07]

@LyfeIzLike

And what does Nas rap about? How he loves Jesus and being celebate? LOL.

So dumb!

[Yun9Ander5on]

@asopaso07 are you really this dumb or are you trolling?

[SIRGAGA123]

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS B*TCH BUYIN' FOR $44,000 A MONTH.. GOLDEN DILDOS, GOLDEN SHOWERS?!" LMAO

[nappyg1]

@SIRGAGA123 face it the western culture cunt aint worth shit.

[susejsullivan]

"The baby is three.....is it too late for an abortion?!"

[YourMajesty91]

I'm going to need for him to say her name right. It's kuh-lease not cale-liss.

[bornjust2003]

Nigga get a sheet that fit the mattress and don't only wipe .... wash..... waint a minute .........oh I see........... at the end you let it be known you walk around with a frank in your back pocket .... ULK !!!!!

[TIMEaintMONEY]

@camoflaugetampex LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO STIGHT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP THAT SHITS FUNY DAG CRACKD ME THE FUK UP HHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A O MAN I B DIEN HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH BITCH IS FUCKING MERKD

[TheDarkturtwig]

bitch needs 55000 to get a new teef

[MrMotorider85]

ewwwwwwwwk she looks like a fucking OGER !!

[LiveOpinion]

LMAO tears on my eyes im laughing so hard

[janeblow80]

BITCH WHY YOU ON A BUNK BED....STUPID  SHUTUP

[johnnysoofresh]

MY GRANDMA DID THE SAME SHIT JESUS CHRIISSSTTT LOL

[Mackmaine09]

Robbery wit out a piece

[michtenn16]

LOL

[anubis2787]

THIS 1 OF THA FUNNIEST EPISODES

[essenesearcher]

hope she ends up dead on holiday somewere n nas can stop paying, nice little tropical disaperance.

[SilverMoon1134]

"thats a corn..." XD

[walkerjosephinego]

If you wanna download this mp3 just go to audofier doht cohm.

[YeahItsSpinnin]

fucking bitch ! its bout 12 million for one kid for 18 yrs.c mon!hellsurvive for 1,5 grand a month! fcuking crazy ass bitch

[ncurniffe]

Your booty bounce at the end was sooo cute...i love you..SWBJ!!!

[4iamKENdoll]

LMFAO ppl r so damn iGnant!!! SMDH lol i hate tht im laughin at this

[flygurl025]

Oh...that sa corn. Oh, masa, I got a corn from workin in yo cotton field...what am i gon do! lol...

[chubphucka]

Its nobody fault but nas....# 1...he didnt get a prenump agreement.....#2.....he didnt stick with a bitch that stuck with him through thick and thin way BEFORE he got famous.....someone who was always there and supported him when he had dreams to become an artist....some one that loved him for him....not about how much money he had or could make......women are smarter today and the court systems are on their side....judges hate people who make more a month then they make 10 yrs so.....there u go

[mw94533]

A broke mug will neva understand financial matters!

Money aint 4 er'body!

[Boonyapwnsall]

THat's more money than tiger had to pay his wife and he's the richest black man in the world XD

[koffybrown1]

Its no doubt in my mind that they didn't love each other,but shit happens.We're on the outside looking in.Kelis has her own money and can take care of herself and her child but celebs live a certain life style than others thats where they get caught up,I agree thats alot of child support for one child but shit had to be really bad for her to leave at 7mos.preggo.Well hell love'd the video it is very entertaining and funny lmao.

[standup110]

WATCH::: FOOD THE ULTIMATE SECRET EXPOSED on you tube now.

your food has been poisoned

[20LINES]

how the fuck does the judge expect nas to pay 50,000dollars to a lady this dont make sense this sound fake does the judge think nas is a billionaire or what, how did they expect him to get that amount of money is d judge mad, they needs to sack that fucking judge how can nas marry this woman, i think nas wasnt fucking her properly thats y she left nas.when u smoke 2much weed ur dick becomes weak.

[simvan2141]

why is anyone hatin on this guy. kelis is a succesful artist so what the fuck she guna need 44,000 bucks a month for im sure ok 10,000 to the baby is already fucking over the top but what is this bitch guna need 44,000 for herself for, fucking golddigging slut i strongly agree with this dude fuck kelis someone get a hit on that ho, and nas should get custody shes guna be a shitty mom.

[asopaso07]

There is no need to call her a bitch and nigger. That wasnt funny. But the other parts of your video was hilarious.

Why are people cursing him? He is really funny lol

[YousAbuttyBoy]

GOLDEN DILDO'S GOLDEN SHOWERS hahahahahahaha omfg, i pissed

[godson856]

Can't diss on Nas' baby, fuck Kelis but stop hatin on Nas & his kid, he'd fuckin tell u apart

[Mejuz]

is it too late for an abortion? the baby's three years old.. is it too late for an abortion? hahahahaha....

So much about the funny humour.

The bad humour is suggesting Nas should take a hammer and similar stuff. ha- ha- ha. Not funny.

[lemmieatit]

@EbunnyEthereal We can change and treat our women differently but things need to change overall. First of all, too many Black women are confrontational, argumentative and masculine. So many try to provoke men to hit them, to they can run to the authority and have him jailed. Secondly, women realize the courts are always on their side-so if a relationship doesn't work she'll get weekly child support.

[doctorred13]

tits errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[ThaBr0nx]

this dude funny

[9bluphi]

Nasty!!! Ghetto!!! Country!!!! Gaaayyyyy !!! and so STUPID !!!

[Exile101882]

COW TITS

[lemmieatit]

@REAL88E You're so right about being a slave to child support. Black men have been removed and replaced from his home: first it was welfare now it's child support. Go down to the courts and you will see nothing but Black women.

[EbunnyEthereal]

@lemmieatit actually, part of wat ur talking about comes from the fact that a lot of black men don't treat their women the way they should. for example, if the man were to actually TAKE CARE of the child, and could prove that in court, he could either drastically reduce his payments, or not need to make them at all. i get so tired of this "black women/men" bulllshit sometimes. i think the black community needs to own up to the fact that our culture as a whole is self destructive at this point.

[EbunnyEthereal]

@lemmieatit perfect example: when chris brown beat rihanna, a LOT of black teens, girls in particular, said she probably deserved it. A WOMAN NEVER DESERVES TO BE BEATEN THAT WAY. unless she is literally trying to kill u, a man should NEVER beat a woman till her face is all swollen like that. but that's just another side of our culture that's gotta be fixed. sometimes i'm ashamed 2 b black bcuz of the way some black kids act. as tho being a drug dealer or golddigger is wat it means to be black.

[GILakaGP3]

Kill that bitch

[REAL88E]

BLACK MEN NEW SLAVE MASTER IS THE BLACK WOMAN THREW CHILD SUPPORT.

[LyricalMartyr]

i can't believe what i just saw u do. it's too similar to my routines sometimes. sometimes. but what's even more ridiculous is that kelis shit.

[brucenatelee]

It's Ke-LEES, not KE-Lis.

[Oozingmachismo24]

LOL@this dude... beating his meat...

[macsmithy]

this dude is kinda funny lol you made my day ....10k dollar nut!!!!!!! hahhahaha

[hotblk100]

bitch transsexual im single nooo kids i aint doing nothing

[Reginaa84]

this is unbelievable.. so SHE divorces HIM and he has to pay $55,000 a MONTH?? Was the judge a feminist or something? How is this justifiable?

[illgaskas]

hahahahaah this guy is jokes clipping nails and shit and talking

[mspinkyish]

toooo funnnyyyy

[LilDylKing]

you better take that bitch to maury, you trippin!

lol

[YAHSNUM1]

im a nas fan and Its really messed up what kellis did to him. She doesn't understand what she did she probably will regret it later.

[FUFFYthekiller]

you suck

[hayaat22]

Lol. Seems like u dont have anything better 2 do!

[GTDyno]

Dope room set up.

[beauttty07]

its kuhlees not kel-lis

[Jesus42087]

man she is ugly as fuck and the grillz just make her look nastier. What was nas thinking? really.

[LyfeIzLike]

@TheYoungMoneyShow / Bra I feel ya all the way on dat. Her next family reunion woulda had to kome up one short.

[deshawn6152]

lol did he say God is testing you man Nas hit that bitch in the head with a slede hammer LOL LOL LOL LOL DAMN LOL

[rollin77]

10k nut! lol

[rollin77]

NAS should never Raw dwag a chicken head! Dcigs is mad funny! lol! Hey Dcigs need his own show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homicide203]

hhahaha mauryy hahahaha

[MTXSHO9732vV8SHO]

2:13 Perm??? Her hair looks like a fucking Crow's Nest and her mouth looks like she's been sucking Silver Surfer's dick.

I have always known that Kelis' ass is crazy and now she doesn't even look good so wtf. She must be getting fashion tips from Lauryn Hill's Wolfwoman looking ass.

They have both taken LOOOONG falls down.

Nas probably told her she looks crazy and that's why she wanted a divorce I bet.

[DaAlphaOmega]

ew is that kelis? God Damn!! lol

[TheTVs]

ROFL @ how he said "Kerless"

[BoyBlaze2002]

This dude is hilarious man 5 stars. LOLZ!!!!

[groovyome]

i would not want to sit next to you on a hot summer sweaty day

[SVTCO]

Nigga look like Bookman from Good Times. You need to get out of that room and purchase a fade with a good edge up.

[prettyboy0909]

cmon nigga u look like welfare willie clean yo room son. that shit stupid dirty

[thesouthrapsucks]

a young fat albert!!!! 2009 wow but he is right !!!!

[dcigs]

dont get mad at me cuz shes a bitch

[RedSkullthagreat]

@dcigs - i feel ya big homie!!!!!!!!!! This is true than a bitch!!! He shoulda learned frm his last baby moms!! That trifflin bitch cheated with Jay-Z camel faced ass!! WOW!!! He stepped in shit TWICE!!!!  Fellas ,abstinence is the BEST way to avoid this shit, you can't use self control, you put YOURSELF out there!!

[EbunnyEthereal]

@RedSkullthagreat

abstinence has a 0% success rate in preventing divorce.

actually, abstinence is probably a partial contributor in most divorces, for that matter.

[RedSkullthagreat]

No,no,no, please follow me. I'm saying BEFORE you get married, DON'T even step in to that situation. Staying the fuck away from these hoes is the only REAL power we (men) have left. Beat'cha meat, like it owes you MONEY!!! ROFL So, if used properly, abstinence is 100% effective.

[DaAlphaOmega]

yeah but then you can delelope a crokked dick from all that jackin,comon man atleast fuck and use condoms,your own condoms,not hers,just incase she pokes a hole in them,lol Nas is stupid still,he fell some some dumb bitch,he preaches against that shit and fell for a bitch!! lol

[RedSkullthagreat]

@DaAlphaOmega -ROFL, "crokked dick" hahahhaha!! But fa real though, it's just safer to "Buddy Wack it" LOL. It's still a risk,even though it's less of a risk with a condom. But of curse you will always have those that are too weak to stick to the plan, and will suffer bc of it. Yeah , I agree, Nas USUALLY preaches against this, and has PRIOR experience with this shit. But , he STILL went out like a bad knee!! ROFL

[EbunnyEthereal]

@RedSkullthagreat u kno wat? i agree. DO stay away from hoes. and bitches, too. throw that in there. BUT, always keep ur eye open for ladies. we r still around, it's not a myth. living proof rite here. =) i still say nas should've married ME instead, but i digress... lol

[RedSkullthagreat]

@EbunnyEthereal Oh,that's REAL as FUCk ppl!! LOL Way to promote the REAL!! I feel ya!!I will defiantly keep a open mind. lol Forgive me as I vent from the frustrations of dealing with of reality.I guess alot of good females are choosing to act like the wrong kind of ladies.But yeah, Nasir should've wife'd you instead...lol

[34franklinbrianna]

@prettylyricsmarie

gurl y yhu worryn bout wat he calln her stfu 4 iicall yhu 1 yhu ugly bby monkey lukn btc yhu silly asz duck

[prettylyricsmarie]

@34franklinbrianna guess you think your comment is going to make me feel bad or upset, not really. I'm not worrying about anything, I just stated my opinion. Before you criticize people type proper English, and I like monkeys and ducks, I don't think they are ugly or silly. :)

[34franklinbrianna]

@34franklinbrianna

lmfao gurl sit yo happii nerdy asz dwn sumwere

[MrPeruviancocaine]

u can tell thise niggahs are on walefare

[prettyboy0909]

lmfao

[purplehazygurl]

The bitch is so spoiled

[simonistic]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[yoguey]

hah! my aunt told me that they asked my cousin to pay 40,000 a month for his twins....he only makes 2,000 a month, so either my aunt is tripping or the lady asking for that kind of money seriously believed he was rich.....

[TimrodRa]

dis nigga aint got it all

[thckrthnwater311]

hhaaha yesss

[spicmanz]

lmao "what she buyin? golden dildos"

"is it too late to get a abortion?"

for real though that bitch dont need that much money, nas got robbed, straight

[agnosticautonomy]

lol!

[TheKabuto16]

lmao 3:40

[DrGreenThumbin]

HAHAHAHA a ten thousand dolla nut.

u better take her to maury

funny shit bud

[miccills]

i wouldn't pay that they trippin

[TheDrunkDiaper]

thats a really small bed 4 a big person lol hey youtube people lets make a donation to this guy to get em a new bed n a haircut

[dcigs]

Please help

[Jizzaw]

@TheDrunkDiaper ROFL I COULDNT EVEN LISTEN TO THIS THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS

[ffcuytuh]

@TheDrunkDiaper yeha his bed is broken down xO

[lavette215]

yo you need to get a new bed that bed dirty as hell.... and you need a freaken perm .....dirty nigro

[dcigs]

Lavette if you don't shut yo dirty ass up before i give you ten and get my dick sucked.

[MrLexTalionis1]

@lavette215 I usually would not laugh at this type of comment but that shit you said is funny!LOL! MADE MY DAY.. I READ COMENT 1ST THEN SEEN THE BED!AHH

[A17MED]

This guy is funny, was enjoying this video while in the toilet for a number 2 very entertaining dude, keep it up

[tanaraeh]

lmfao, you crazy nigga... but I agree with you 100%. I'm embarrased as a woman. Women like that give good women a bad rep. She has her own music career, what does she need his money for?? Well I hope she doesn't try to claim to be an independent woman anytme soon, because we all know that that's bullshit. Damn I can see why people said she's a gold digger. That's sad man. All I know is he better hurry up with that Distant Relatives LP and get some of his hard earned money back. So sad...

[baserunner316]

How much money is that pig ALREADY making???

THIS why the arabs go upside their women's heads!

Fuck, all of a sudden fucking sheep doesn't seem so bad does it???

[tanaraeh]

Lol

[baserunner316]

$44k a MONTH??????

a MONTH???

AND WOMEN HAVE THE CAST IRON BALLS TO SAY THEIR OPPRESSED?????

MEN:

FUCK MARRIAGE

If you work hit the strip clubs. You KNOW those women are HONEST and ONLY want your money. You get in, you pay, you get out.

Let women adapt and raise their OWN kids!!!

FUCK banning gay marriage how about we ban ALL marriage??

[baserunner316]

NEVER get married without signing a

PRE NUP

NEVER pay for a kid a blood test doesn't say is yours!!

[VENOMM41394]

golden dildos hahaha

[iluv2style]

FUCK KELIS

[MrTommyknocker76]

Thats Nas falt all that talk about being street smart and being a ganstas gansta and falling for that Kellie bullshit, that bitch was about for his money from the dick, dealing with all those chicken head he should have seen this shit coming.

[ctwjhwcah]

What should he pay what do you think b/c the Brotha is Rich he has a baby FOR LIFE with this man he set himself up and I use to like NAS

[thegreatcrates]

Ya betta hit that bitch in the head with a sledge hammer

[calculus345]

look at the cum stains on his sheets haha this nasty young man. he can't afford a comb hhaha and you clip your toe nails in the bathroom

[dcigs]

I thought you was a female at first because your picture make it looks like you have tits. Take yo bitch ass out of here with your Ugly ass shirt and Shitty comebacks U blocked bitch.

[SEBlkWoman7]

LOL... Nigga you funny as fuck! Thank for keep'n this shit on DA REAL.

DNA Paternity Testing IS A GIFT FROM GOD To expose this money hungry SKANKS.

I keep tell'n you niggas that NOT ALL Black Pussy IS GOOD PUSSY... noy all BIG ASS is good ass. Now, look at this shit. NAS should have subbed to my channel before marrying this Heffa, he would have learned the truth about many of these Black females today! They are becoming MORE GANGTA than Niggas! Only difference is THEY USE THE COURTS!

[chaaoos]

the only good thing Kelis ever did was sing the chorus to Dirty's "Got Your Money" that's it!!!!!

[koosdechauffur]

the shit is the most ridiculous shit I've heard in my entire life. Never before have I seen something as outrageous as this nas/kelis shit. Oh my fucking god man!! THE JUDGE WTF WAS GOING ON MAN!!! I mean come on B! this DEMON KELIS SHOULD DIE IN FUCKING HELL MAN!!! FUCKING DEVILSPAWN!!!

[youngrasta612]

I love you my nigga do ya thang.

this purplepride777 from punk ass jtv

[wrestl1ng]

Funny stuff. Where are you broadcasting now?

[Blak433]

Disturbingly hilarious

[slavekal]

Who would marry a woman who wears ghetto ass grilles anyway?

[1234andmore10]

3:39 hahahaha

[wwejmxsteele]

2:03 is super funny

[ZETLAND06]

that`s f@#ked,nas needs to get a real lawyer,,,,,im gonna buy 3 nas c.d`s right now ,

[romeindahouse2006]

but nas went and tatooed the bitch on his arm....

[11Ajmbt97]

dumb ass huh

[insanonut]

you dont know shit goofus

[thecoolyoungmoney]

LMAO!

[40ozTube]

the ending was perfect

[darthnegate]

lol, "GET A MAURY!"

[damans123]

what the hell man, i though you said that you were going to jail. but now i see that you are submitting videos

[dcigs]

DUDE GOING AND IN JAIL ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS holy fucking shit.

[amig90]

When are ya going to court?

[jason0813]

u tooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooollllllllllllllllllll dcigssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssssss

but lets hear more shit about what happening in the court and stuff

[barbadoschicks]

her teeth are ugly someone slap that bitch already

[CWAMCSHANE]

LOL

[rockmaster5000]

lmao at the milkshake parody

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

"golden dildos" LMFAO

[benjaminqueens]

this dude should be on mtv..il tell him maby he will join real wolrd

[KIWON355]

man dcigs ur my biggest ffan ive been ur 1# fan for 1 year

[dcigs]

Areyou fucking retarded? Do you not know why i left? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP! They deleted all my clips learn facts kid.

[Adobetube555]

LOL!

[legendaryswag08]

big shit motha fucka, you still running around sulking about pouting like a bitch...talkin bout siggas nation will always live...hell nah...you fucked that up! Siggas Nation is through..just like you

[JackeShan]

Haha this is great!

[TheLilBush]

lol you better take that bitch 2 muary

[FcuknGabbana]

Hahahahahh cigggs i love you!!! ^_^ def skype date tomorrow to talk about how funny this was... and i just found out that they got a divorce from this vid.

[THWF1]

This video, was about the closets ive gotten to see classic siggas 5/5 great video.

[dcigs]

thanx LIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[THWF1]

np man its the truth

[sonicxracer]

Awesome.

[Tradizzl3]

hi coco