PUPPY VS. JESUS! Secular dog hates the word of the Lord!

[thedarkcapture]

that's wrong!

[TruthDojaShow]

Demon dog FREAKS at the Lords Prayer...

-GC

[TheMrmi22]

Bill Maher's dog

[Bayhuntr]

Dogs don't do demonic things, people do. I think the dog, in its innocents, can since evil and a doll made to look like a deity and programmed to spout some mans words, is pretty darn evil.

[mevitorino]

demonic dog!

[roli252520]

that dog needs to be baptized and wear rosary beads instead of a collar

[madmandan1000]

they HAVE A DOLL now 1 more thing i need to burn before i die

[zaerkus]

This is the first dog atheist... :D

[JJbOyZrOcK]

Jesus: used preach(Puppy is feared)

Puppy: used snarl(Jesus lost 10 charisma)

Jesus:used smite(Puppy becomes immobilized

.....Puppy is imobilized

Jesus:used compell(Puppy retreats from battle)

[madmandan1000]

@JJbOyZrOcK no jesus whould not win stuff him dogs whould win religion loses to everything EVERYTHING

[JJbOyZrOcK]

@madmandan1000 Lol that makes you an atheist and who cares what an atheist has to say.

[TheEDBShow]

@JJbOyZrOcK if there is a God (im open) do you honestly think He wants you to talk about other people like that? i think not

[Russ4Puss89]

only a gypo would own one of them you caravan loving freak

[TheAngelThatFell1]

puppy: dont preach to me! jesus: i am the power (or somthing like that) puppy: STFU, creepy cross dude!

[smb50073]

he's just pissed off because animals have no souls

[ubersteigen]

Atheist puppy won't take this outrageous bullshit! 

[oogaboogan]

This is the proper response to someone quoting scriptures at you.

[coprographia]

rhen rou rote reh Rible

is rhen i road ry rifle

[themaiasaura]

show him a preaching Muhammad doll

[Nujjitoza]

FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!

lololol

[xnievesx33]

0mg



[willyr9]

"He was then permitted to give life to this statue so that it could speak."

Rev:13:15  New Living Translation (©2007:)

[MizMagic100]

lol! the dog is possessed by a devil!

[BOHNxxx]

You too can be a christian too for only 29.95!

[BobbaCroft1234]

funny bthe way that shes scared but just runs in circles or when she goes away comes back xD lol

[Brendan9895]

Didn't that jesus doll make a cameo appearance on Top Gear?

[bassguy215]

and jesus sucks.

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

just shows this dog has more sense than a lot of people lol

[sugreev2001]

@YouCanCallMeCharlz Lol well said,sir.

[Webbbear3]

@comedygroup03 Im going to report you for being a FUCKING DUMBASS.

[bassguy215]

@comedygroup03 is it because its a dog barking at an electronic jesus and doesnt know whats going on?

yeah thats real smart of you to report something like that. you make yourself and your whole family look like a bunch of jack asses by posting a comment as stupid as yours. if you disliked the video that makes you a super tool.

[FaithfulFailure]

The dog is satan :D

[brad3000]

power of Christ compels that puppy -gets the holy water-

[aggrobob79]

why does Jesus sound like Steven hawkins?

[pugluvr69]

our going to hell

[Capguy100]

That puppy went LOCO!!!!!

[cool22201]

Jesus wins!! xD

[syntasticfan]

lol guess he's an atheist!

[suchadambidiot]

@syntasticfan id say more like a satanist...since he deliberately hates to words spoken....an atheist would pretty much calmly walk away...

[Beybladefan91]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[swishdog123]

LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!

[TheHapHapHappy]

retarded dog XD

[zackmander]

lol yea

[sohltofang]

That puppy is clearly possessed.

[JPacheco91]

Jesus: The power of christ compels you!!! Puppy: NOOO!!!

[PsychoBillyNiki]

It's all funny until that dog gets older and bites a kids face but I guess it's fine. You can tease your dog unless it's a large breed in which case you have to be accountable.

[jinglebojangle]

@PsychoBillyNiki how stupid are you. the dog is playing.

[PsychoBillyNiki]

@jinglebojangle You're never supposed to "reward" a dog for biting or aggressive behavior, even if it is in play. How stupid are you? 

[FlyinBrian777]

The dog must be Roman, heh.

[SoPhisTaMaCaTed]

Silly dog. That isn't how you are supposed to kill Jesus.

[TheYvib]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[westcoast4kisqkac]

Rip off Jesus' face!!!

[RGKChannel]

am I the only on that wants to see that jesus doll humped?

[tweethang1]

I love puppies

[theobsessor11294]

GET 'EM BOY!

Honestly, that preaching can get very dull at times. I don't blame him.

[Angel61323]

Hes being ecersized lol

[charlie7lucy]

That was epic. Laughed so hard I cried!

[mydogfrikinroxdude]

i think he's laughing

[AtGiza]

yeeeaaaah, good doggie, rip that fucking plastic thing apart like it's yesterday's jam.

I know that doesn't make much sense, but nor does christianity.

[rumpwrestler]

@AtGiza WHAT???? That dog makes a world of sense. christianity makes no sense.

[AtGiza]

@rumpwrestler yeah isnt that what i just said?

[crazycabbar]

oh that's one little disturbed pup.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

All Dogs Go To Heaven......well all of them except this Heathen Mutt! LMAO!!!!

[SoldierOfDestiny]

hahaha i love how the dog runs circles to speed up for the next attack rush xD

it has cavalary skills! ;)

[P3P3the7]

0:24 the exorcism begins

[AtGiza]

The fuck you doing with that scary ass plastic figure anyway?

[AuralayKristine]

@AtGiza That's what I was wondering myself...

[chatqueen31087]

satan's puppy...

[drworm77]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Strongit]

It sounds like a speak and spell preaching

[titaniumwhite18]

i'd do exactly the same as the pup, rofl...

[Lucek1956]

WHAT IS THIS?!? SATHANISTIC ROBO JESUS?!? OMG!!! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

[kittyNiKKYb0o]

so funny, all i can hear is the Jesus figure saying "yes" in the beginning and "our father" halfway through lol

[mrcookie2020]

@demonbabydotcom wat breed of dog do u hav

[REPODONE]

The toy sounds like the national weather service anouncement dude you hear on the radio!

[lola0188]

damn straight I did XD

[BountyHunter500]

the dog cant bite robojesus, because the dog's inner demon is too weak for that LOL

[williejax2]

hell, i'd be scared too if a man from Galilee started talking ENGLISH to me!

[williejax2]

hell, i'd be scared too if a man from Galilee started talking ENGLISH to me!

[damnarae]

@rajtamilloveschrist Are you trolling christianity?

[voymasobraoqAlonso]

@rajtamilloveschrist jajajajajajaja!Are you retarded¿?

[inukami23]

@rajtamilloveschrist, dude, it's a fucking joke. And by the way JESUS would probably like this because it makes people happy, plus the dog is innocent so please shut the hell up and troll your biased JESUS opinions somewhere else.

[TheZombiekid12]

@rajtamilloveschrist its not insulting him.....its just laughing at a dog being afraid of it and there is no proof at all that jesus came back from the dead.you can say you know what happens when people die but you dont

[SimplisticSalvatioNI]

@TheZombiekid12 More plausible of Christ Dieing for the sins of mankind then for the world to be created by the big-bang . Christ walking on water is more plausible then the opportunity to "observe evolution" .

[TheZombiekid12]

@SimplisticSalvatioNI oh my god even more people that are crazy about religion.take your preaching somewhere else

[SimplisticSalvatioNI]

@TheZombiekid12 Not crazy about religion but I stand for Salvation . I hate religion. I was only responding to your post . Good day to you sir

[TheZombiekid12]

@SimplisticSalvatioNI as i said,take your preaching somewhere else

[YIPPEEEYAY]

@rajtamilloveschrist - holy psycho crazy pants, calm down, buddy.. it's just a plastic toy.. I don't think Jesus would appreciate your language. Kids watch these things.

[kasneen]

This is sooo halarius, where on earth did you find a talking jesus doll? Love the way the puppy reacted. By the way, cute pup.

[XionVinco]

lol at

Jesus:our father-

Doggy:bark bark bark *Runs*

lol like the demon huh?

[devanaire]

LOL, this dog is probably into Unitarianism.

[poricocoo]

THE PUPPY IS A NONBELIEVER XD

[DarthSchwartz]

lol

[AZKHF]

i laughed SO fricken hard when i saw this! 5 stars

[mallebitch]

Good dog, eat that bastard!

[marhabed]

@mallebitch jajajaja +1

[SAMagic]

Oddly enough, I do exactly the same thing whenever someone quotes scripture around me.

[MarcusHolly]

@SAMagic Me too, just cannot stand that nonsense. This great dog should have ripped dumbass Jesus to pieces.

[Starchild91]

@SAMagic LMAO!!

[13katiekat]

hes satanic

[Citzen92]

Could u stop to post this shitty blasphemies?Did u ever saw muslim making jokes about allah?answer is - no.Shitty bastard,i wish to meet ya,to discuss some things..

[mamei799]

@Citzen92

maybe because they not had sence of humor like you XD

[Citzen92]

@mamei799 u are typical moron..

[mamei799]

@Citzen92

maybe , but all least i happy and not a little crying fanatic baby x3 , just take it like humor, grown up and open eyes

[Citzen92]

@mamei799 my eyes are opened and i dont wanna to watch this shit of vid..

[mamei799]

@Citzen92

lol really you sounds like an boring person, dont offense pero is just a joke, not hurts, well only for idiots

[Citzen92]

@mamei799 i see u are fan of this vid,it appears that u have mental disturbances..

[MarcusHolly]

@Citzen92 If your eyes are open, then why is your head up your asshole?

[Citzen92]

@MarcusHolly who said that?your pathetic,insane mind?i said i will push your head in your asshole,idiot bitch

[russotragik]

this dog is a antichrist!!!

you can see cleary that this dog is completely possessed!

[8000cheese]

Where the hell do you get a jesus action figure?

[geoiinsaniity]

good dog. Shut up jesus!

[XionVinco]

0:28

Jesus: Our father

Doggy: OHHHH IT BUUUURNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

lol he's like a demon XD

[30secondstomarscam]

anti christ puppy

[registrado54]

plz respect jesus. he was the first president of USA

[finalsummoning]

@registrado54

Uh..... I don't know what your one but I want some. George Washington was the first President. not jesus. It's like saying Darth Vader was our first President. lol

[registrado54]

@finalsummoning do u think that i was being serious?

[finalsummoning]

@registrado54

No regisrado i was being a smartass. I have a habit of being one sometimes. so lol i knew you weren't being serious.

[registrado54]

@finalsummoning okay, thats understandable

[ceicilbee]

this is clearly a jewish dog who rides the subway frequently and is sick of being harrassed by jews for jesus. i totally relate. get her some coffee.

[MrASDFSkyler]

Our father,- RAWR RAWR ARR

[kolotiti]

the doll sounds like terminator :D:D:D

[xFlareStrikex]

#LOL

[84warhead]

If he buries jesus in the backyard, jesus will come back as jesus frankenstein

[sushilaceymax]

The Dogs Speaking In Tongues

[Imperius41]

smart dog ;D

[Carambardoublenougat]

crazy dog XD

KAwaiiiii

[1elvisman1]

blasphemous bastards!!!

[VideoGuyNC]

LMFAO! Some one call a priest. That lil dog needs an exorcism! Seriously, I hate preaching almost that much.

[Arkenarge]

jesus sounds satanic.

[rumpwrestler]

I feel the same way about Jesus. What an annoying guy.

[Przemo87pl]

satandog vs robojesus

[quierosilencio]

The dog is crazy XD

[ichigouchiha450]

jesus was crusified by a puppy..ill take the cross for 300 alics

[DeathManikin]

puppy gets pissed off by what appears to be a talking jesus action figure.

owner seems to have actually bought what appears to be a talking jesus action figure.

puppy>owner

[MamaHinne]

A cat would probably wait, until the ugly toy is quiet, not watched by you and not moving .....

And then is its time coming ..... venganza!

:-D

[cymonebreathe]

stop putting this poor pup through anxiety attacks over gadgets....

PEACE FOR PUPS

[stayingup2late]

Promise me you'll take Lucy to the dog park. What a cutie-pie!

[clarencdw]

I know it's kinda funny, but this is torture to the dog and not good. Your laughter while the dog is reacting may give the dog a mixed message that it is entertaining to you that you enjoy when the dog gets disturbed in this way. It's possible the dog could have similar reactions to other things when you won't find the reaction so funny, especially as he gets bigger and more determined to GET the thing that is bothering.

[PseudoWrestler]

He's a religiously intolerant! Obviously a terrorist. Not sure which one i'm talking about? Neither am I...

[rumpwrestler]

@PseudoWrestler Clearly the dog hates Jesus, and THAT is a good sign.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Smartest dog I've ever seen.....

[madtabby66]

The trainer in me says encouraging such behaviour will lead to trouble, but the rest of me is laughing to hard to care.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

LOL What a fucked up doll XD

[MrDar3k]

jesus is driving the dog crazy! no doubt you couldnt stop laughing xD

[Seldanas]

Jesus owns :D

[MeowMix12181984]

@Seldanas 0_o he owns what ??? some nails ... *snickers*

[lessemo]

he doesn´t believe in christianism or science! fights robots and jesus!

[TheAzzzazzzazzz]

funny

however, you are tormenting your dog and just laughing...look how distressed he is..

[Liam040795]

@TheAzzzazzzazzz

When it's tail's wagging it means it's happy, idiot.

[Krygeryo]

@Liam040795 You don't know that. People just assume that, but no dog has ever told you, you were right.

[karelpagex]

EPIC PUPPYRAGE(;

[okcupidvitame]

i don't know why this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes

[beriking]

puppy's name is Pontius Pilatus I think :D

poor jesus

[TEMORism]

xD funny

[FebruaryFallsShort]

Love it. Fuck em upppppp puppy fuck em upppp!

[basman1982]

I love that dog. If I had a dog I would train it to bite and pee on Christians.

[copsANDmobbers]

lol im buddhist but that is freggin funny!

[jowelimoet]

crucified that dog!....LOL

[coppurt]

Wild delusional prophet appeared

[ZerqTM]

So now we know...

jesus does not drive out demons...

he drives out puppies!

[georgie4u4]

the dogs like " FUCK FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!!!!! run."

[SickVEmpire]

People should learn from this dog... fuck Christians and their bloody doctrine.

[SchmoopMan]

Focusing all your hatred on Christians is just stupid and bigoted.

[StormtrooperMega]

@SchmoopMan we dont need religos speechs on you tube silly chistian

[SchmoopMan]

@StormtrooperMega I wouldn't call that a religious speech. Just saying to the people bashing Christians that they're retarded if they are judging people by their religious beliefs.

[thegreener10]

this video is fucking stupid

[waitingforbrain]

THROW HOLY WATER ON IT

:D

[mrtemper85]

LMFAO

This must be Linda Blair's dog

[infringementMAN]

The dog is obviously not Christian.

[BEATBOXMAXIMILLIAN]

by the way this vid made me laugh my head off..