I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED RIGHT INSTEAD OF LEFT YOU NUMBNUTS!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CAN'T CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD, I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, I WILL TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
Turn left. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NUMB NUTS! I BET IF THERE WAS PUSSY ON THAT TURN YOU'D GET IT! WERE YOU ALWAYS A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK ONIT!!!
i was expecting insults, example: you missed your turn , what is your major malfunction numb nuts? did your mommy and daddy not give you enough attention when you were little?
SIR, IT IS THE PASSENGER'S DUTY TO INFORM THE MASTER SERGEANT GPS THAT THE DRIVER IS INEBRIATED, AND HAS PRESENTLY REQUESTED DIRECTIONS TO HIS EX'S HOUSE!
LEFT!!! I said left you god damn retard!!! You know you're left from you're right retard?!? Whats wrong? Didn't mommy or daddy teach you when you were younger? Maybe I can teach you now! This is a left hook!
Oh please lord let there be an R rated version of this that'll cuss you to kingdom come if you miss a turn. I will buy one...hell, i'll INVEST in the company.
R.Lee Tomtom: Jezuz H Christ! What are you trying to do to my beloved car? You are dumb but do you expect me to believe you dont know left from right? You did that on purpose! YOU WANNA BE DIFFERENT! DONT FUCK WITH ME AGAIN!
would be much cooler if he started absuing you when you turned left in stead of right and so on.maybe the polish truck drivers over here would than finally get the message and stop getting stuck in underpases made for normal cars
When you screw up, it should totally say, "You are stupid, but do you mean to tell me you don't know left from right!?"
artistwithouttalent 2 days ago
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED RIGHT INSTEAD OF LEFT YOU NUMBNUTS!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CAN'T CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD, I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, I WILL TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
DustinOfPersonality 1 month ago
this is so good
kobimzr 2 months ago
When somebody cuts you off in traffic the GPS yells out "I got your name!!! I got your ass!!"
ThatsMrTimex2You 3 months ago 2
If u dont make that right turn like I fucking told u, I WILL GOUGE OUT UR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK U!!!
alfredorios1000 3 months ago
I would so buy this if it actually cussed you out.
remsensor 4 months ago 6
now that would be a GPS i would buy ,when it had his voice in it and of course the pleasant attention getting comments from him
Hoschi0913 4 months ago
(I arrive in Texas)
R Lee Ermey GPS: HOLY DOG SHIT!!!
MarlboroKnightHawk 4 months ago 2
best make a u-turn or i will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!
TheDanrox110 5 months ago 4
What? No Gunny saying "You are dumb, Private Pyle, but do you expect me to BELIEVE you don't know your left from your right?!?"
indyracingnut 5 months ago 7
When you miss your turn..."YOU HAD BETTER UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!".
wvd1979 5 months ago 6
Turn left. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NUMB NUTS! I BET IF THERE WAS PUSSY ON THAT TURN YOU'D GET IT! WERE YOU ALWAYS A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK ONIT!!!
11TyDye 6 months ago
i dont want to think what would happen to the man who took a wrong turn
theBURRITOmaniac 6 months ago
i was expecting insults, example: you missed your turn , what is your major malfunction numb nuts? did your mommy and daddy not give you enough attention when you were little?
bman4099 6 months ago 6
...tell me it screams at you when you make a wrong turn or miss a turn
rantdeville 7 months ago
There is NO turning LEFT in R. Lee Ermey mode, unless you are a commie scum :)
czarnykocoor 7 months ago 2
SIR, IT IS THE PASSENGER'S DUTY TO INFORM THE MASTER SERGEANT GPS THAT THE DRIVER IS INEBRIATED, AND HAS PRESENTLY REQUESTED DIRECTIONS TO HIS EX'S HOUSE!
nayhem 7 months ago 9
Oh Yes! Want!
HoundOfDoom 7 months ago
You best go left or i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
scotter420wigb 8 months ago
LEFT!!! I said left you god damn retard!!! You know you're left from you're right retard?!? Whats wrong? Didn't mommy or daddy teach you when you were younger? Maybe I can teach you now! This is a left hook!
JackCrow1984 8 months ago 3
Oh please lord let there be an R rated version of this that'll cuss you to kingdom come if you miss a turn. I will buy one...hell, i'll INVEST in the company.
LamontDaGrizzly 9 months ago 11
R.Lee Tomtom: Jezuz H Christ! What are you trying to do to my beloved car? You are dumb but do you expect me to believe you dont know left from right? You did that on purpose! YOU WANNA BE DIFFERENT! DONT FUCK WITH ME AGAIN!
Mark2790 9 months ago
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY TEACH YOU LEFT FROM RIGHT. HAHAHAHA
AmericanGuys100 11 months ago 6
I TOLD YOU TO DO A U TURN 10 TIMES PULL OVER AND GIVE ME 25 MAGGOT
g4tech 1 year ago 4
Do want!!
alterskate 1 year ago
GPS: YOU MISSED YOUR TURN NUMB NUTS!!! WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU!? I BET IT THERE WERE SOME PUSSY ON THAT TURN YOU'D BE THERE!!!
GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THAT SHITTY CADI AND START CHOKING YOURSELF!!!
PintSizedSlasherJr 1 year ago 112
@PintSizedSlasherJr LOL!!
bored1ca 4 months ago
would be much cooler if he started absuing you when you turned left in stead of right and so on.maybe the polish truck drivers over here would than finally get the message and stop getting stuck in underpases made for normal cars
leiefilm 1 year ago 52
@leiefilm I understand there is an R-rated version too. Maybe he'll cuss you if you miss your turn in that one. :D
HillbillyonaYZ 1 year ago 5