Spy Satellite Destroyed! Gnooze 2-21-08

[pintrieri41]

cute

[locoo1]

Your bush is a monkey

[mtpoor]

that Terrorist group was and is backed by America,they have bombed Iran many times death to them.

[MBRHIndustries]

hahahaha

[Zarbod]

Oh, Marta.  What's with the potty mouth?

[mayor600]

Yay Marta. That missile thing, wasn't that a case of, "Anything you can do we can do better". Like we can shoot down really fast things that are way up high and from a ship so thruuuuppppp to you PRC.

VOTE MARTA YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE !

[chico5550]

lol

[rarelibra]

you make fun of FEMA - like everyone else - but do not realize that there were CERT groups on the ground within a day or two after Katrina. Because they are organized locally, people don't see them as "FEMA".

[muckstar23]

only cert >how about all next time-k

[believeinc]

vote for your next president! choose a good one

americans dont be afraid everything is not lost,

do something about global warming,learn and do

new stuff,if you doing the same all time you receive the same result all time,do different

things,and you recive diferent result for everithing! a friend from Puerto Rico... peace!!!

[positronicpathways]

Yay!! I'm back home! I can keep up with the Gnooze again!

[FzSBLACKMAGICK]

Raises hand...

Anyone know exactly what this, deadly chemical was that fueled this sattelite?

Anyone know the symptoms of exposure to this chemical?

If it would have entered the atmosphere it would have blown up and exposure would be certain, so I'm guessing blowing up doesn't alter the composition of this chemical to something harmless, but they blew it up ABOVE the atmosphere, so now what, the chemical stays outside the atmosphere?

[marleyinoc]

haha. in his convertible. i just got it!!!

jk

[deraforia]

Sounds like a pretty awesome commercial. I'll keep my eyes peeled for it.

[Northern5tar]

So this "People's Mujahedeen of Iran", who have been exiled and deemed a terrorist organization by the international community now has info that Iran isnt just trying to produce fuel rods. Furthermore this group wants to overthrow the government of Iran, but thats just a coincidence. Nope, cant think of any ulterior motives...

Just like those exiled Iraqi's all had excellent intelligence on Saddams WMD.

[simplydaft]

At long last, an honest, reliable and utterly silly news source I can trust! ;)

[Dog480]

So did he have pants on in the convertible? BTW...Power to the pipples.

[LouRyder]

This is the only news I watch.

Is that okay?

[FzSBLACKMAGICK]

There's other news???

[PropheticallyPoetic]

Marta, you ROCK girl! I love your spin on the headlines and your great editing. I also love your comedic STYLE...YAP YAP YAP!!!

More please!!

[ShaaadySouljah]

Nice video "gNooze"! good luck with your show =)

[BMWmehrdad]

keep it straight on the iranian topic. the 411 is that the national iranian resistance aka MOJ is a US sponsored CIA operative out there to create turbulence.

you put the GEEZE in GNOOSE!

[BMWmehrdad]

wow

[2of6Solutions]

Being a man is so cool, you get to blow stuff up and color your hair.

[jenzatron]

RAINBOW BRITE! CUTE :P

[getonit123]

And we are to believe that the Pentagon destroyed the satellite for our own protection?? - HAH; and not for the info. contained in it?? Sad. x, Daniel

[way2muchsense]

So what? I'm happy the military is taking care that classified shit doesn't wind up where it oughtn't. It's their damn job.

[getonit123]

True and I agree. It's just the spin they put on it. They could be more upfront about the whole thing; we are intelligent peoples after all. thanks for the input.

[nerdfighter4]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has all his hair! Does that mean he will be riding down the road with a lady in a convertable? Super cool Rainbow Brite T-shirt!

[markapsolon]

that satellite had weapons of mass destruction.

[JimmerSD]

2:15~2:33. Is that your El Woods imitation? Good if it is!

"Harvard Law? Like it's hard?"

[anmoose]

And here I thought it was an overcast drizzly day here. I feel so much better knowing that it's only toxic fuel.

That explains why my neighbor's dog's fur is all falling out... :-)

Moosie

[gitarzero2]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is intence in that picture.

[HEYBUDD]

Bush is NOT from Texas!!! Quit spreading this ugly rumor.

[NearNothing]

Does anyone really believe the satellite was shot down because of the fuel? The US gov doesn't care about that sort of thing. What they were concerned about was another country getting the spying technology it was carrying.

[DanteNeedsThis]

True true

[TheBabyEaters]

I would favorites that commercial...but only if I was divorced and had no pants. Baby Eaters Marathon. Oh yes. It's coming.

[scottmhoward]

I love it how Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has his own theme song and gets played every single time.

Come to think of it. Didn't he get his theme song before even the Gnooze itself got an intro? ;D

[johnreon]

Great video... do to the CFR I have decided to use your channel as my News Source... I like the way do deal with global issues in a light hearted manner... I believe if life had a refresh button you would be it... Well done gnooze as always... And if you get a chance check out my video I attached to yours... I would like your point of view

[TimberGeek]

So ladies like that dark hair and no pants look??? Didn't work for me, guess I needed a convertable to complete the package.

[goobersayshey]

Marta-rrific as always.

Check out yesterdays poem for you. Much more inspired than this post.

Rock on!

G

[WileyCoyote69]

I take issue with that, goobersayshey! It was definitely more "Marta-tastic" than "Marta-rrific"!

This will obviously be some kind of fundamental disagreement.

[FzSBLACKMAGICK]

So where is Marta-rageous on the rating scale?

[Oxygum]

still feel alittle bloated

[driubi]

sweet, ahmadinejad!

[digamejh]

Being a "lady," what are your thoughts on Just for Men and men with grey hear?

Is grey hair enough to "satisfy" you?

[ali09901]

satellite...shot down....toxic fuel? Nah they just needed to shoot sumthin LOL

[scottfreitas]

The Gnooze was so informative today I'm struggling to find something witty to say about it! ;D

Loved the "Rainbrow Brite" tee shirt. Ah, memories! No, wait... by the time that came around I was too old for girls who liked Rainbow Brite. :/ I was driving a CAR by then! I would not have looked cool with an eight-year-old girlfriend in pig tails riding shotgun alongside me... (this was WAY before Chris Hansen started busting teenaged guys for that stuff).

Just for Men? Hey, I'll share mine...

[Machination1]

Plus the girl was like 20 years younger than him because without the gray he looks like a strapping young lad.

[jogayot]

commercial speak about weather, yap yap yap, hah.

[bibliomaniac0]

Wow! My wishes have been...ummm...granted! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made news! Even better, he made GNOOZE! Yay for the jingleeee!

Excellent as always, Marta, though.

[pypermarru1]

I love the Gnooze, kudos you the whole gnooze crew.

Maybe you should have a ticker at the top with all of your subs moving across.

Nevermind, I'm just menstral and vulnerable and looking for attention....:)

[SonomaDave1]

Yap yap yap.... and bullbleep... very very funny! [hmmm... I think I smell hydrazine]

[Aaroncast86]

Don't ya love how unrealistic commercials always are? Like herbal essences. Do women actually climax from washing their hair with that particular brand of shampoo? I think not.

[GaiashKetoji]

Not to mention cars are worshiped like Gods.

[mysticfm]

... and holding the right brand of beer in his hand instantly makes any guy incredibly attractive to models.

[GaiashKetoji]

Not to mention body sprays that'll make women lust over anything thats wearing it.

[wasy35]

well done madam, love the africa never screwed bit...lol.

[gnooze]

Thank you! Yeah, nobody's ever betrayed their trust.

[kalvinphil]

Funny how that dude ruler from Iran acts more American than bush when it comes to protecting his peoples rights.

[lisasimpson]

Commercials are so outrageous, they have become entertainment themselves!! haha

[luke3679]

they give me headaches...except the tylenol ones they cool...lol

[gnooze]

This one is just absurd! I also love the new commercial with a guy FREAKING OUT about printer ink. It's like someone was watching me and took notes.

[YouWish8]

not a day goes by where i dont think of Machmoods sound clip and georges guns =D

The gnooze needs to be top of youtube, its truly the most awesome show !

[gnooze]

Too nice! Thank you!

[Panpiper]

Marta, I think it might have been best to concentrate the humor about the Iran piece on the likely extreme bias of the 'we want to overthrow Iran' group. Any evidence they would present has to be examined VERY critically. This is not to say that I am an Iranian apologist, just that the US is looking for any excuse to inflate their casus belli with Iran. They don't need additional help from you.

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[gnooze]

TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump...

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

Do you think MockMood I'm aDinnerJacket is smuggling nuclear weapons out of Iran under his hair? I actulally wonder if having troops in places in Africa ,would help their economies? Having lonely American soldiers there,looking to spend money on,um...never mind.

I will have to go up,and see if the Navy hit the satellite,or my main orbitting lab for Zarstar industries. Expect a video response later.

[gnooze]

Uh oh. I hope your lab is ok, Blargal!

[geekyvince]

ha I didn't know about just for men can cure everything, maybe it can cure my writers block lol.

[gnooze]

Give it a shot! Who knows?! Hahahahaha!

[biukucanoe]

I want to see Katie Couric with a Rainbow Brite t shirt.

[Blargaldalien]

She wouldn't be as cute as Marta

[rhymingwithoranges]

omg

mahmud ama.. whatever

that was amazing

please talk about him more PURELY so you can put that in more often :P

i have gone back to watch that bit 5 times now :)

yap yap yap

:)

[gnooze]

:P Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

[mikma]

mikma was here

[gnooze]

Hi Mikma!

[Katatawnic]

This is the only news (or gnooze) I can stand to watch anymore.... I get a recap of the top headlines without all the drama stress, YAY! :P

[gnooze]

I'm glad you like it. I'm very anti-stress. It's stupid.

[Katatawnic]

I made a video the other night about "Keeping it Real" and I mentioned that I react emotionally easily to stress. That was RE: the drama antics, but it also applies to the media news. Unnecessary drama and stress IS stupid. I've shared your channel with everyone I know, and will continue to do so. Most of them have thanked me and keep coming back, so you're doing something right! ;)

[livelifealwaystoo]

Cool graphics!

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[HarleyDrider]

Cancel the last...I thought I was. As I was typing 0 comments were shown. There are some faster folks than me! Oh well.

Trauma

[Katatawnic]

OOPS, didn't see your second comment. DOH! lmao

[Katatawnic]

OOPS, didn't see your second comment. DOH! lmao

[pornfartin]

favorite shirt

[gnooze]

Mine too.

[qiranger]

Good morning, Ms. Costello! Great reporting as always. *shoot shoot* Glad things are going well in Rainbow Brite Land.

Have a great weekend!

[gnooze]

:D *Shoot shoot* Have a great weekend yourself!

[HarleyDrider]

Hey Marta, I'm the first one to comment. Hey to ya!!!

Trauma

[Katatawnic]

Nope, you were 3rd. ;) LOL

[HarleyDrider]

I was was trying to be the first one. Oh Well.

Trauma

[Katatawnic]

Yeah, good luck with all the viewers she has. ;)

With good reason of course, this is one of my favorite daily views.

[gnooze]

:) Hooray! Thanks for stopping by Kat!

[Katatawnic]

Every day, Marta.

You bring the "g" (good!) into the gnooze. :)

[gnooze]

Hey Trauma! First or not! :)

[bunty945]

this was great.!

[gnooze]

Yay! Glad you liked it!

[Theworldiswonderful]

You're awesome.

[gnooze]

:D Your YT handle and your super nice comment make me happy.

[Theworldiswonderful]

I aim to please.

So, not to be a total kiss-ass, since it is my day off from ass-kissing, but I took note of the views on this video and:

Only 556 views and you only have 2,000 some subscribers, yet you're way funny, and your Russian accent impression is full of mad skills. I have found myself telling everyone in a Russian accent that I am going to drink "copious amounts of vodka" lately; because of you.

You need new marketing! This is tragic! Dane Cook makes millions! Stop the insanity! Now!

[Katatawnic]

"since it is my day off from ass-kissing"

You got me laughing so hard at that, thank you! :)